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heres the gif when its not someone recording a tv if you want it

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4 months

james maddison is fucking seething rn

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

4 months

When football meets darts! The lads swapped the pitch for the oche as we mark the start of #PLDarts ... 🎯🤣 Bruno to throw first, game on!

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sounds about right.

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2 years

starting to think it’s not that the PL hate us, they just hate ryan fraser

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1 year

Mackems bottling it in the cups to dodge a derby again ffs

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5 months

forever and always

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5 months

🚨 Bad news for Newcastle. Joelinton could be out for the season. 🚨Joelinton pode perder o resto da temporada!

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6 months

dan burn in fortnite when

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6 months

DUDE CHAPTER 4 WICK ONLY HAS 4 FINGERS thats such a cool detail

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6 months

in the sea of everything else he was genuinely fucking outstanding like totally faultless he deserved so much better

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6 months

🗣️ "A difficult night." Joelinton reflects on this evening's defeat at St. James' Park.

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5 months

he literally said this sarcastically after havertz should’ve been sent off people are so fucking thick

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2 months

sir a second bodkin has hit the timeline

Motorsport Quotes

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🚨Lewis Hamilton reportedly spent $20K on Genshin Impact

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21 days

neal maupay last dance match against us ffs this script is dire

Brentford FC

@BrentfordFC

22 days

You’ll always be one of our own Merci, Neal 🫡

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3 months

tell him how nice the bridges are tony mate

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱

@TenHagBall_

3 months

🚨📸 - Luke Shaw on Instagram.

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9 months

dan burn header scored sven botman header due soon 🤞

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4 months

“incredible game” shut up uou prick that’s a horrible result wheres grant pringle

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4 months

An incredible game at St. James' Park finishes level. 🤝 #NEWLUT // #NUFC

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2 months

newcastle if they were WOKE: fabian she/her miguel alminon-binary elliot genderson nick darwin matt ritche/him sven botwoman joe twinkllock bruno gaymaraes joelesbian loris karius harvthey barnes matt transgett sandro metoonali dan burnthepatriarchy lewcis miley alex shesak

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4 years

Hardly even a dialogue, just factual

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4 years

I think this is a good way to sum up Newcastle United Football Club

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4 years

@NUFC Actually just read it I’ve got no idea what the formation is either don’t blame you pal

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6 months

if he wasn’t a recent signing he’d be in the same category as ritchie and dummett and that’s being harsh on them

NUFC Gallowgate

@NUFCgallowgate

6 months

Burn has no idea where the ball is here. From ball watching on the first (same as the Milan goal) to player watching on the second. Horrendous defending. So so bad. How does Livramento sit on the bench when this happens game after game? #NUFC

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wilson and longstaff in the box

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7 months

“what could the medical staff have done better?” “everything.”

Sport Witness

@Sport_Witness

7 months

Fabian Schär | Newcastle United player forced to ‘declare forfeit’ for upcoming game • Suffering from ‘muscular problems’ • Swiss Football Federation confirms situation to local media • Training on an individual level with a personal trainer #nufc

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3 years

this fella has fully fucking lost it hasnt he

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5 years

@KongolosMagic As if you’d want to be close enough to the pitch to watch the football we play, if anything it’s a safety precaution for your eyes

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2 years

the state of it

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2 years

as if we had to deleted the targett announcement video cause halfway through you could hear “shutterstock music” hahahah new media team needed

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4 years

MIGGY ALMIRON, ALMIRON, MIGGY ALMIRON

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4 years

I mean arguable but ok

B/R Football

@brfootball

4 years

8 goals, 7 assists in 14 games. No January signing has had a better debut season in Premier League history than Bruno. 👊

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5 months

not a bad shout he’s already playing for us like hahahaha

Sanjay

@nufcsanjay

5 months

3⃣ Pierre Ekwah 🇫🇷 It’s a rogue shout, but I love what I’ve seen of Ekwah. He stood out to me in the playoffs last season, and has continued performing well this season. Very brave with the ball, and his gangly physique makes him an effective ball-winner.

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9 months

see he’s dealing with the vape ban well

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@FPLFocal

9 months

Matt Targett made 114 transfers on his wildcard 😂

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3 years

The Bladesman

@The_Bladesman

3 years

🎙️ CW on criticising players "People talk about not being allowed to say this or that to them. I'm not bothered in psychologists or do-gooders or lefties, I don't know what you're allowed to say. I'm a football manager so I'm saying it as it is. Go and #twitterblades #sufc

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@NUFC Grant man please don’t do it in number order I hate this

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his opps took his teeth 💔

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4 years

@ftbl_george People mentioning names like that for best young mid in the prem while Matty Longstaff is still 12 years of age

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4 years

@ZakAFC__ Not sure but I’m willing to bet it’s not Saudi Arabia

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6 months

LEAVE ME ALONE

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4 years

The more I watch this the more I think there’s no way Bruce would ever lose the dressing room cause he’d probably just spark all the fuckers out

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@SpenNufc

3 years

Reckon this is @enterrob ‘s head being revealed as a trophy for @stalbanscityfc ‘s player of the season tbh

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@ENTERSHIKARI

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8 months

they killed him.

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3 months

hahahaha how did they spell his name wrong this media team is fucking TRAGIC

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

3 months

TINNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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4 years

Wow I’m so glad FT was against bullying for an entire 1 and a half hours now they’re just back to harassing the lgbt community forever FT is a fucking plague man awful group of people sometimes

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6 months

closer to the return of the king

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2 months

@bodkin2005 ‘wow those posts are funny i should make one about dan burn’ leading to 4.5k followers in like half a week is actually mad

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3 months

kdb staring at the hole between our midfield and defense

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

3 months

🏆 We will face Manchester City away from home in the quarter-final of the FA Cup. The tie will take place over the weekend of Saturday, 16 March with full details to be confirmed in due course.

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2 years

MIGUEL ALMIRON HAS SCORED A PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL

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4 years

Slightly different reactions from each team

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2 years

@kieranst26 glad to see roaul moat in a saudi headdress is becoming a police officer

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2 years

truly one of the worst collections of people you could possibly imagine

True Geordie

@TrueGeordieTG

2 years

Tomorrow’s podcast episode features @jordanbpeterson (expect strong opinions and someone to get offended 😁)

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6 months

yep.

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@DinoCFC

6 months

Just watch him closely for 2 minutes and you’ll realise how dirty he is. Shoves players when he’s pressing even when the balls gone, slyly stands on people’s toes with studs etc. Such a dirty cunt

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2 years

@JoeStephenson96 thinking of when your mother in law met the queen x

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3 years

isnt football twitter just a wonderful place

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6 months

what impact will this have on poling

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@verstroll

6 months

yeah that's crazy iwl

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4 years

I love this city

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4 months

what happened to saying a player had a mediocre game

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4 years

Ok so sometimes Instagram is worth it

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2 years

i cannot believe that americans actually use an app to get people to do their shopping for them just do it yourself man

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@everydaygia

2 years

PETITION TO STOP LETTING MEN BE INSTACART SHOPPERS BC OMFG I AM LOSING MY MIND

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6 months

long amount of added time while holding a great 1-0 win

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4 years

Thoughts?

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5 years

@PatrickTimmons1 Steve Bruce slimmed down a bit didn’t he

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3 years

this had made me happier than i care to admit

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4 years

Andy Carroll looking at any defender when the ball goes in the air

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4 years

@Everton BRUCIE’S SHITHOUSE MAGS DO IT AGAIN 💉💉💉💉

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ally mccoist a fullback kamikazeing into a striker is not the best defending you’ve ever seen i promise you

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2 years

as if we had to deleted the targett announcement video cause halfway through you could hear “shutterstock music” hahahah new media team needed

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4 years

Yeah this is pretty funny but geoff mate could you please tell your brother Joe to start scoring for us cheers

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2 months

wow this man clearly had a severe issue, let’s continue to punish him rather than attempting to rehabilitate him!

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can i use this to heal isak

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4 years

I stg

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4 years

Just been sent a video of one of the teachers at my school shushing a cardboard cut out of thatcher im gonna lose it

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3 years

even after the transfer burnsie still gets shite wrong

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4 years

@GDon_LFC It’s like CR7 retiring and dying in a few years

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7 months

just another big ass bitch he had bouncing on his dick

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and as someone who enjoyed maths and did it for a-level i cannot imagine everyone being forced to do that shit it’s hell on earth at the best of times

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2 years

convinced eddie howe told everyone in the changing rooms he shagged their wives one by one

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9 months

i promise you we aren't merely frontrunners we simply are the thickest ever

iestyn 🇵🇸

@girls0nthebeach

9 months

might be a new front runner for the worlds thickest fanbase ngl

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bet martin dubravka is happy the stupid manc big eared empty headed rat looking cunt

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first gordon in c tier now this. the only good football youtube commentator and he wants us to die. shame

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@rachelmccourt_

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One week ban for you for this one @jamesallcott

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3 months

fabian when he sees burn and lascelles in the dressing room later

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3 months

The cte has finally got to schar

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4 years

@GDon_LFC Honestly when I first joined ft I thought your fans were massive twats but every top 6 club has some shite fans I just hadn’t seen them all yet, but nah I’m pretty sound with Liverpool tbh

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2 months

‘sorry jake but we’re wanting mr beast to go over’ jake paul:

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“What if I set up WWE with content creators, y’all?" IShowSpeed wants to set up his own wrestling event of content creators

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i feel so bad for tino man

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

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HOWAY NEWCASTLE! 👊 #NEWFOR // #NUFC

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farm these nuts out of your mouth

Ligue 1 English

@Ligue1_ENG

8 months

FARMERS LEAGUE STRIKES AGAIN 🇫🇷🗣️

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4 years

How is he still a premier league goal keeper and how is he still England’s starter I don’t understand

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gonna sell him these

🦝not a fan🦝

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We need to blow up dan ashworth’s garden

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@RequestABet odds on Mbappe to NUFC before the start of next season?

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why’ve they used that emoji like he’s just signed a contract for the grim reaper

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3 years

if there’s ever a time for things like this to be spread it’s now

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1 year

giggling kicking my feet in the air

ENTER SHIKARI

@ENTERSHIKARI

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'𝘼 𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿'. Out Tomorrow. 21/04. Comment below with the track you reckon you're looking forward to most. #AKissForTheWholeWorld

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yes cause we are supposed to hate the existence of everyone with mental illnesses and not be supportive and fascinating of them what the fuck is this point

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@a30858

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4 years

In response to all the strangely bitter Everton fans on here, I only have one thing to say:

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@NUFC360 @MsiDouglas It’s different when you blame him for every poor thing you do as you and only you do lads, that’s what makes it an agenda or seem racist

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not even a comment on their line up but why the fuck are all the Ms so big