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@PainBruv

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part time grim reaper

❤️08.07.23 ❤️
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@PainBruv
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6 months
Real Madrid are getting a Pele regen with messi’s autism… its so over
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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Endrick was flossing mid game while a substitution was happening 😭
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@PainBruv
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There is genuinely a debate regarding him being the worst human ever
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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Antony has tattooed the celebration from his goal vs Feyenoord on his back.
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@PainBruv
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Whys mata turned into trevor from gta 5
@MUnitedFR
Manchester United
2 years
Bruno Fernandes en ville avec Juan Mata. [ @SunSport ] #MUFC
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@PainBruv
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Im sorry but you simply have to play one more game
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
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🥹❤️ Diego Godín (37) was in tears as he played his last professional match with Velez Sarafield after announcing his retirement. "What do you say to football?" "Thank you!" 799 pro apps for club & country, 46 goals, 30 assists & 10 trophies.
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@PainBruv
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Its gonna be 45% if she doesn’t dm me back
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@PainBruv
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Wow Newcastle is so beautiful
@ScottDaley26
Scott Daley
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Local press: “ASM has a grade 2 hamstring injury and will miss 6 weeks for #NUFC .” ASM on instagram today:
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@PainBruv
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YouTubers have definitely ruined these i want to watch a random celebrity who is either lowkey good or completely pathetic not someone who makes football videos
@socceraid
Soccer Aid
23 days
Welcome to the World XI, @TheoBaker_ 🙌 🎟️
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@PainBruv
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Their manager is who
@ittihad_en
Ittihad Club
1 year
We are the champions 2023 🔥🔥
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@PainBruv
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She will be playing football tic tac toe with lukepingu
@PopBase
Pop Base
4 months
Ice Spice reveals on the TODAY show that she has a “crazy collaboration” on her upcoming debut album ‘Y2K.’
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@PainBruv
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liposuction, buccal fat removal, face lift, rhinoplasty, extra skin removal, brow lift, jaw reduction, botox, and filler
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@biel_m04
Gabriel Magalhaes
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🗣️ Blablablabla........
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@PainBruv
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There’s something about fans treating dogshit footballers like they all have learning disabilities
@afcsphere
afcsphere
1 month
Kai Havertz traveled to Munich with his Nintendo Switch. What a guy. 🤣❤️
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@PainBruv
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🐐
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
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50 - Kylian Mbappe is put through on goal but Lee Grant stays tall and denies the forward at close range. (2-2)
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@PainBruv
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2 months
Not being told there’s a better commentator
@itvfootball
ITV Football
2 months
"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! @Coventry_City ARE HEADING TO WEMBLEY!" 🤯 @HajiWright wins it with virtually the last kick of the game! #ITVFootball | #EmiratesFACup
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@PainBruv
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Good mind games from villa
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
2 months
The squad is having a stroll through Birmingham ahead of the game. 📸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@PainBruv
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Everyones a statpadder until a real statpadder enters the room
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@PainBruv
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10 months
wonder why we were 1-0 down
@Utd_Olly15
Olly
10 months
1-0 down with less than 10 minutes to go in an Fa Cup final, up steps Wayne Rooney 🐐
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@PainBruv
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10 months
Didn’t score for a full year and has half a brain left but carragher will still predict onana to be the biggest flop this season
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
10 months
Si Señor… 🇲🇽
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@PainBruv
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11 months
literally impossible for him to flop too he just has to be better than the 17th best goalkeeper in the premier league
@neiloshea02
Neil
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This could be the biggest upgrade in football history…
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@PainBruv
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I was 2 rows behind them. The baby let off a flare and made helicopter gestures towards the home fans
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@PainBruv
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9 months
Arteta classy bloke who never cries at refs and definitely doesn’t start a rapist every time hes fit
@Shamsdale
(Sham)
9 months
Arteta and ten Hag. One is classy and takes accountability, the other is an incessant crybaby.
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@PainBruv
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1 year
164 likes on a tweet of you taking the lead is crazy
@BrentfordFC
Brentford FC
1 year
IVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 🐝 1-0 ⚫⚪ #BRENEW | #BrentfordFC | @london_pride
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@PainBruv
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Thinking about when they took him out of packs and i accidentally put him into a gold upgrade
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
4 months
Today marks 5 years since Emiliano Sala tragically left us… Never forgotten. Rest in peace. 🙏💛
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@PainBruv
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Bruno goal whilst pogbas at home on an ouija board trying to find out where raiola’s sending him next 🫣
Still 0-0
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@PainBruv
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Just deep that they’re going through all of this because they were angry because of the most blatant handball ever
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EuroFoot
1 year
🇷🇸❌ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Fulham striker Aleksandar Mitrović has been banned by the FA for 8 matches after the incident with referee Chris Kavanagh at Old Trafford.
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@PainBruv
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Bielsa will do a 17 page essay on a teams kitman just to concede from corners
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@PainBruv
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Me finding out that if you bet 13 times it means you have an addiction
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@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
1 year
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ivan Toney bet THIRTEEN times that his team would LOSE. He's been diagnosed with a gambling addiction. (Source: @Mailsport )
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@PainBruv
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What a fun little video from 13 years ago im sure i wont see a de gea mistake in it
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@PainBruv
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Tapping the writing like it’s the anfield sign
@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
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@PainBruv
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@PainBruv
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Well at least he’s consistent
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@PainBruv
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Show profit/loss or we don’t care
@ivantoney24
Ivan Toney
1 year
I’ll speak soon with no filter.
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@PainBruv
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1 year
please stop including goal difference in these graphics some of us don’t have a goalkeeper
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
1 year
Arsenal still have to face Man City at the Etihad! 😳 This is going to be one hell of a title race... 🔥
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@PainBruv
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1 year
Bold of you to assume im counting that sociedad game as a loss
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
1 year
🚨🤯 Manchester United form at Old Trafford this season: LWWLWDWWWWWWWWWWWWWDWWWWDWW
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@PainBruv
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3 years
100 likes and I’ll recreate
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@PainBruv
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There are fully grown adults who ride and die for this pathetic attempt of a footballer by the way
@endahiggins88
Enda Higgins
3 months
An unimaginable drop off
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@PainBruv
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@A1RMARSHALL Its… not 🤔
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@PainBruv
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1 year
Brandon williams’ influence >>>>
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 year
📸 - Nkunku celebrating his goal vs Bayern Munich!
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@PainBruv
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1 year
This Newcastle midfield is missing something
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@PainBruv
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2 years
Jesus was so embarrassing at city
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Just 427 seconds… it’s 27 goals in 22 Champions League appearances and counting. 🤖🇳🇴 #Haaland #UCL
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@PainBruv
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@PainBruv
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11 months
This must be what the run up to your wedding feels like
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@PainBruv
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@Respect_the_96 @preshthegem -your fan base started stalking plane flights
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@PainBruv
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1 year
@casualfan_ Dyche had burnley in the europa spots and they’d get like 8 likes a tweet 😭
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@PainBruv
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11 months
Out of curiosity I went to check why we were 2-0 down, 13 more anxiety ridden days 😃
@TenHagBall_
𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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Can’t wait for the UCL nights next season…
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@PainBruv
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One Hundred and Thirty Five British Dollars
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@PainBruv
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Nothing to promote but any latina women that this tweet has reached please dm me so we can discuss my beloved Palmeiras
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@EAFIFADirect Ruined my Christmas i was expecting 500k worth of untradeable items and to my shock they were tradeable. Shame on you easports.
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@PainBruv
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His wife trying to enjoy their honeymoon whilst hes sat there watching onana fail comps and waiting for any sort of interest
@D_DeGea
David de Gea
11 months
🤹🏼‍♂️
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@PainBruv
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wait we don't have to do this anymore
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@PainBruv
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1 year
Theres an error in an arnautovic stoke comp ffs this guy is everywhere
@TheBearPitTV
The Bear Pit TV
1 year
🎂 Happy 34th Birthday to Marko Arnautovic 👕 145 appearances ⚽️ 26 goals 💫 32 assists One of the finest players in our Premier League era 🔟
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@PainBruv
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@introvert342_ He conceded 5 goals to us?😭
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@Calfreezy Mum went crazy❤️
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This is the most important moment of my life
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@PainBruv
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Unpopular opinion but I think that it should be legal to attack cyclists with a baton
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@PainBruv
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Anyways…
@ShaunlfcT
FSG OUT
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Instead we have to watch ‘Mainoo’ pointlessly dribble nowhere and pass it sideways
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@PainBruv
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@laewakwetu Don’t disrespect vini like that
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Arnautovic after scoring
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@ic3ebe They whipped out r9 just for him to get boo’d more times than he got g/a
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Crying
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They’re turning up to the Nou Camp in castore ffs this is like meeting the queen in an essentials hoodie
@CraigHope_DM
Craig Hope
1 year
New 23/24 home kit also confirmed with Sela as main sponsor. A nod to 1980s with neck & sleeve trim #nufc
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@PainBruv
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Do they win every week
@StevenageFC
Stevenage FC 🔴⚪
3 months
We’ve got super Stevie Evans. ⭐️
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@PainBruv
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Im listening
@PETAUK
PETA UK
1 year
Imagine if they executed injured football players! #YouBetTheyDie #GrandNational2023
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@PainBruv
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All fun and games until you’re 🗿reacted in the napoli ultras group
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@PainBruv
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Having things in common with these monsters makes me feel sick to my stomach.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Footballer Benjamin Mendy said he slept with 10,000 women, court hears
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Seeing his biceps and serving him that… bravest person oat
@iamcobbina
Brendan Cobbina
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This cost me £59.
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@PainBruv
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@StokesyPlays If he does it for 5 years consistently then we definitely will
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@TheFergusonWay
☈ッ
1 year
Genuine question, what exactly is Boehly’s transfer policy?
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@MadAboutMari @Respect_the_96 @preshthegem Yes mate tracking a flight from france to England because they were linked with a cb that they never signed is such a normal thing to do
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Used the female toilet at work
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Ole basically said Ronaldo and Sancho killed the team
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@Thugg3rThugger Shushing and dabbing on people with him
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?? Who on earth is this? Have they just brought some random ginger kid along to intimidate de bruyne
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
1 month
Real Madrid players avoiding #ManCity ’s badge in the Etihad Stadium tunnel on Tuesday. 👏 🎥 @elchiringuitotv
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@PainBruv
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1 year
David james is definitely the most high profile pl footballer where I literally couldn’t tell you a single thing he ever did
@premierleague
Premier League
1 year
Moving third in all-time #PL appearances 👏 Congratulations, @JamesMilner !
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@PainBruv
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Id suggest he gets between 4-19 years of rest depending on behaviour
@Arsenal Just take a look at Thomas Partey He needs some rest lol
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Brandon williams might be serious next season
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
11 months
🎈 Banning 'laughing gas'. We’re banning nitrous oxide - putting an end to litter and intimidation in our parks so people feel safer.
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Antony doing a funny little spin at 0-0 in the europa league vs Jesus doing this in a must win game in a title race
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@premierleague
Premier League
1 year
This no-look pass from @gabrieljesus9 😮‍💨
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8 months
I feel like that defence is what sean dyche sees in his dreams
@centredevils
centredevils.
8 months
🚨🚨| Jonny Evans and Bruno Fernandes make the BBC Premier League Team of the Week. 🤩👏
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@s37j_ They’ll be hilarious tho so im here for it
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@Ebe4Eva They gave a striker #6
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1 year
Crazy that I genuinely don’t care until de gea is executed
@UtdXclusive
UtdXclusive
1 year
Should #mufc make Marcel Sabitzer a permanent signing in the summer? YES or NO
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1 year
Fairs thats the worst name for an award possible
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
1 year
Another award for @JulioEnciso33 ... he's our Porsche Mid Sussex Centre POTM winner! 🔥
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England could be eliminated if they lose
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| Lauren James is sent off after stamping on Michelle Alozie. England could be eliminated from the World Cup if they lose… 😬
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@Carra23
Jamie Carragher
3 months
Great goal from West Ham’s left back Emerson! Got Gael Clichy on tonight so let’s have the best goals we’ve seen from a left back in the PL era. Not including set pieces!! #MNF
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Martial when we have an important game
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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ℹ️ An injury update on @AnthonyMartial ahead of Saturday's #FACup final. #MUFC
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@MarcusRashford Fred played yesterday mate
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you wanna develop your career sooo badly @D_DeGea
@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
1 year
This might start a bad precedent low-key 😂😂
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@PainBruv
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Last time I sold a vulnerable icon maradona died the week after
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Growing up in the 50s I always dreamed of using Sir Bobby on fifa ❤️
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@PainBruv
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3 years
Its your job mate
@NepentheZ
NepentheZ
3 years
It's that point of the year again where I literally have 0 incentive to "grind" FUT, but do it anyway because I'm a sucker. #FIFA21 #FUT21
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I have a martin tyler theory: he is dead and sky use a soundboard to keep him assigned to their games. He just randomly shouts for no reason and that cant be a coincidence
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we gotta kill his brother dawg you can't be making these mistakes constantly when your brother is a genuine superstar
@utdalexander
🇳🇴
11 months
rashford?😭
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@PainBruv
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i think i can confidently guess 1/11th of his ultimate team
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
2 months
🗣️ Endrick: “Playing where Bobby Charlton played, scoring where he scored, are very important things for me.”
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@PainBruv
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Van dijk whenever atalanta attack
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2 years
There is a rapist(s) playing weekly that no one talks about btw
@footballdaily
Football Daily
2 years
🗣️ “He would be getting a fleeing. It’s disrespectful, I don’t know what he’s thinking? Unnecessary nonsense. He gave the ball away two seconds later, kicked it straight out so come on... Grow up a bit.” Ian Holloway on the trademark Antony spin.™️🇧🇷
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Walking around the streets with a skip in my step. For the first time since 2018, i have left my Ak-47 at home. I finally feel safe
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AnimalJusticeProject
5 months
💔 Today is a DARK day. The XL Bully ban is now in place in the United Kingdom. XL Bullys are being abandoned in the street, sent to Scotland and left on 'death row' in kill shelters, according to news reports and NGOs. 🐾 Hundreds of XL Bully dogs in shelters are set to be
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2 years
Him hearing commentators say his own name
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2 years
Idrissa Gueye’s absence from PSG team sheet for "personal reasons" raising questions as he misses matchday dedicated to LGBT+ rights campaign for second year running. (L'Éq, LP)
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