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@Sparkmelee

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Free agent. #24 Smash Bros. Melee player worldwide, #1 in Arizona. DM me for controllers! Brand Ambassador™ for the Cubstraption @CubsAZ .

🇺🇲 phx - khi 🇵🇰
Joined October 2010
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pinned tweet I make controllers! Mostly OEMs (cap module, heartbeat both sticks, lubed triggers, opt. tac-z, etc.) but also PhobGCCs, just DM me! This is what I've been spending my time on I'm switching to the Cubstraption, it is this demon controller. DM @CubsAZ to cop (1/3)
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@Sparkmelee
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2 years
None of you will ever know what it's like to, after all these years, not even be the best Pakistani melee player who started in 2014 with a four-letter first name that begins with the letters z, a, and i
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2 years
def one of my fav episodes growing up
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3 years
Nintendo shutting down P+ tourneys to protect their 13 y/o game, dawg u worried about the wrong Brawl
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2 years
saw leffen eating alone and said "alright leff, I can take a hint.. let's eat together" and sat next to him he got up and walked away...
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2 years
ult players: I play Marth because I've always loved the Fire Emblem franchise. Big fan of Awakening but they really outdid themselves with Three Houses. ChromXLissa anyone???? melee players: I play marth because his sword swings real nice. I've never played final fantasy
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4 years
I can't believe quarantine has driven me this insane
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2 years
cum is the fox of jackbox
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5 years
This is the only Apex Legend I want to play with 😍😩
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2 years
me edgeguarding samus
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3 years
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5 months
yea i think the new nickelodeon game feels pretty gud
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4 years
Every Orange Fox
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2 years
Nobody will remember: - Your placement in the bracket - How degraded your goomwave's potentiometers were - Who won the set People will remember: - The set-winning suicide falcon punch you went for
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4 years
this the funniest shit i've ever seen
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3 years
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11 months
immediately woke up and saw this, scared the living shit out of me
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7 years
I was up 4 stocks to 1 against an ice climbers player. He wobbled me and then taunted twice, so I killed his nana and timed him out
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3 years
what the fuck
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4 years
grey pill gang
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5 years
The closest I'll ever come to a homie stock is ledgedashing after you SD and letting the mf grind decide
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4 years
some days this is the only thing keepin me going
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3 years
excellent........
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1 year
becoming a software engineer is the picking marth of real life
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8 months
being a sheik is lonely. jmonk is off in the mountains somewhere. plump only exists when he so chooses. kyle krugoat is only awake at 4 in the morning. at times i wonder what it would be like to hit One (1) aerial as a peach main and have 4 other peaches tell me how cunt it was
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4 years
Are you seriously telling me that not a single person at BTS was down to throw in 8 bucks for the culture
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3 years
The only stocks I care about are my four stocks in Super Smash Bros. Melee am I right fellow gamers haha please reciprocate my high-five I am begging you
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2 years
ultimate locals if it had L-cancelling:
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4 years
Actually smash skill is 100% determined by your genetic code so if you're missing waveshines I hate to break it to you fam but your parents fucked the wrong way
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3 years
when Bruce Lee said "dawg marth's dash dance is not okay" I felt that
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2 years
a major event called "the bootcamp" where they intentionally make it the worst tournament ever. 7 am every day: day 1 is burning hot, day 2 is freezing, there's no water, the seeding is ludicrous & a group of people trained to scream like hyenas will accompany every set you play
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5 years
you ever just snap
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3 years
Please do not stake your happiness, self-worth and livelihood on this videogame where you shall receive one hundred and twenty dollars for defeating amsa and mango
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5 years
you clowns are actually out here like: Adaptability: S++ Execution: S++ Knowledge: S++ Marketability: S++ Mental Strength: S++ Neutral Game: S++ Reads: S++ Stage Presence: S++ Strategy: A- (gotta keep it humble)
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2 years
thinking back to when i intentionally SD'd to prevent my teammate from taking my stock game 5 to guarantee winning a doubles local was it worth the 11 dollars? to essentially admit to my close friend that they were a liability? im not sure, but i went to cold stone afterwards
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On axe's stream like 2 years ago someone in chat asked him "Would you homie stock spark in tournament?" He paused for a second and said "...Probably not, because I don't think he'd do the same for me" ...and *that* is how I came to learn of investing in the homie stock market
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3 years
Smash Summit 10 was my last online tournament Starting next week I won't have access to my desktop until January, and after that I'll be too far away to play with a good connection Gonna be making a lot of tutorials/content instead! Already talked about this with my sponsor ❤
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4 years
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1 year
If you had to get rid of a column.. which would it be and why? hard mode: can't pick 9
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2 years
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1 year
i think about this one a lot
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2 years
she say do u netplay I tell her only partly I only netplay Zain and some foxes I'm sorry
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10 months
"aite imma head out"
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3 months
ETossed
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4 years
no bm but I have literally been crying watching this for the last 5 minutes
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1 year
she give my hog warts cuz of her legacy
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i thought it went without saying but please do not forcibly kiss me 😵‍💫
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4 years
L cancelling?? I prefer "W acquiring" thank you
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3 years
you complete idiot. you absolute simpleton. my nvidia control panel was not fully optimized, rendering your victory over me hollow
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5 years
3. Wobbling on two setups at once 2. Wobbling while solving a rubiks cube 1. Wobbling while solving a rubiks cube and drinking an entire bottle of water
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What are your 3 proudest achievements as a Smash player?
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1 year
tip of the day!! for many people, your mental health will likely strengthen the longer you spend time outside (𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗥 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢'𝗦 𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗥)
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3 years
mpgr
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10 months
if melee is art, then you are my canvas. and i am about to unleash my paint
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2 years
Call me a virg all you want but the only thing I see here is me being on the "virg" of defeating you😎 ⓘ 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦
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6 years
Me during sex: hurt me Her: Reaction tech-chasing consistently is impossible Me: what Her: Having your most fundamental punish game depend on you being in flow state and potentially losing your stock if you fail is masochistic and idiotic Me: stop
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3 years
You are not Beth Harmon from The Queen's Gambit you are a falco player who thinks sheik on a platform has no counterplay
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11 months
bro..
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2 years
if i were a commentator: "oh boy we got a SPICY one for u fellas comin right up, because up next we have jgod vs hgoat. hking vs jlord. the master of hunger vs jacob. the jbeast facing hunger itself. jigglymook and hungerlord. jswag against the letter H." co-commentator: "yea"
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2 years
no drugs for me jocks, thanks only pot i need is 60% of 75 dollars from a trading card game store 2 hours away received by defeating one of the greatest players in the world god melee sucks
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4 years
Thank you everyone :)
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5 years
I don't care how ironic you're being when you wear the hentai hoodie don't wear the hentai hoodie
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1 year
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placed 4th at Pat's House -- the best performance of my life and the first time I've ever placed top 8. 10 years in the making.. genuinely cannot believe it. crying in the club rn
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is this a jv5? please discuss
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2 years
i think my problem is that i don't experience the law of diminishing returns. each mcchicken is just as good as the last
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after entering the gate to my flight I was asked for my passport and I oblige TSA agent takes a picture "Do you have a green card or visa?" I state my mistake and show them my US passport "Aw man, show me that one first next time! You got me all excited..." E....Excited? 😳
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After losing to Soonsay, Cody ate: 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters
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After losing to Soonsay, @iBDWSSBM def. Skerzo 3–0 def. Axe 3–0 def. Leffen 3–0 def. Joshman 3–1 def. Mang0 3–1 def. Jmook 3–1 def. Zain 3–0 def. aMSa 3–0, 3–0 That's nine set wins and a 27–3 game record to win Melee at #BoBC6 ! What a run 🦊
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if amsa can win big house then i can muster up the courage to tell the lady at mcdonalds that i wanted the burger to be completely plain without feeling the need to say "yeah sorry I'm weird"
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ice cream lady overheard me criticize my own gameplay and said "how can you win if you don't take risks?!" i jokingly said i just bore them to death and she replies "ahh i see... are you a sonic main?"
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every single marth player nairs between stocks. it is absolutely not because a shorthop nair is hard to execute and needs to be warmed up. ask each and every one of them and you will discover that it quite genuinely is because it makes u feel like a beautiful twirling ballerina
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Since hbox does aerials with Z, l-cancels with Z, and prob inputs grab with Z, he prob does drill grab by spamming Z & I can't stop laughing
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your flight to goml is cancelled because of bad luck. my flight to goml is cancelled because the airline was so dogshit that it could not continue to exist long enough to reach the departure date. we are not the same
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Would you accept $100,000,000 if it meant that you could never play Melee again?
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3 years
Lesson with Larfen!
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3 years
played offline today
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1 year
i was so badass back then.. i fuckin switched 😞
@goshoryuu
「G R I D」 ging 🏳️‍⚧️🔻
1 year
found this old screenshot from 2015 when @Sparkmelee was in oklahoma for a wedding
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2 years
.........and that's how it's done
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4 years
You complete idiot. You absolute simpleton. My heart was actually in a different location, rendering your victory over me hollow
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2 years
feel like there's a clear winner here
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Felt burnt out from competing, so I entered a tourney with secondaries for fun commentator shittalked me in smashgg chat after I beat them and called me a virgin on commentary ...aite imma play more mario 64
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craziest part of my weekend me: what's your tag? my round 2 opponent: "pee bag" me: oh haha that's pretty funny them: "No, it's PBag because my name is Peter Bagdovitz." me: I.. I'm sorry
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2 years
let's not pretend that hgoat couldn't get away with firing a pistol in the air after winning as long as they're blanks
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3 years
u ever think about how pakistan wifi slippi connected to a vpn connected to someone in california has less delay than 2 neighbors playing ultimate online
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4 years
The solution is simple: SMURF ONLY TOURNAMENT
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2 years
melee is really hard but so am I.... so am I
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yes nintendo.... Remember
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20 years ago today, Super Smash Bros. Melee released on the Nintendo GameCube in North America!
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I've often heard that I don't pop off but holy shit what is my fucking problem LOOOL this was game 5 vs axe after being down 2 stocks to 4 ...I'll get better at this whole streaming thing I swear😭
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2 years
🥤
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it was game5.. this must be the plot armor ive heard so much about
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4 years
I'm the best fucking melee player in this empty McDonald's
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2 years
when falcons uair after the stomp
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my cousin, who has only ever played or seen smash casually, greets me and notices the frame1 on my bed. without skipping a beat, she says "are you allowed to play smash with that? it looks super unfair"
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New ruleset idea: Wobbling is allowed but you must scream "I DON'T DESERVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" and you're only allowed to wobble until you run out of breath
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2 years
i play mele? No.... i quitmele ... .... ..... april fool😎
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