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2 years

Guest on KWK: Karan, I feel… Karan Johar: You know who feels better? Alia Bhatt.

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Photos of the Mumbai Locals getting disinfected for the first time since the British left. Thank you Corona?

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4 years

Guys, my uber driver and I are vibing hard

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Can somebody please explain why did the academy play raja ko rani se pyaar ho gaya from Akele Hum Akele Tum when Al Pacino entered stage? #Oscars

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Is Ashneer Grover coming back as a judge or a contestant on the next season of Shark Tank?

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2 years

I’m 32 aur meri maa ko aaj bhi lagta hai ki meri height badh sakti hai

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2 years

On the same flight as Irfan Pathan and Yusuf Pathan. Fan girling over Irfan but too cool to say hi so thought I’ll tweet about it

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When somebody from Delhi goes like “I’m thinking of moving to Bombay” I always throw Bombay under the bus, I’m like “whyyyyy Delhi is so much better babe, you’re crazy or what” and make sure they never make that move because it’s the only way I know to protect my people

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6 months

Has Nikhil Kamath ever addressed his chess - cheating fiasco in any of his pods?

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2 years

Indian Cricket team and the BCCI finally catching up with Inside Edge season 3

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3 years

Clubhouse on fire talking about how FRIENDS normalised toxic relationships. Love how people want writers to write shows that started in 1994 with a 2021 lens.

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4 years

Sonu Sood just did what Raj Thackeray has been trying to do since 2008

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11 months

People: Man Zoya Akhtar makes movies ONLY for the rich, first world problems, main toh kabhi relate hi na kar paaun, what are these films???? Same people: tu Succession dekh yaar, bas tu dekh kya show hai

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People wondering why Tripti Dimri took up that small role in Animal when she’s played such strong female characters otherwise? Well because more people saw her in Animal than the total number of people that watched Qala and Bulbbul. It’s very simple actually.

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2 years

My maid has fired me as her employer.

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5 months

Interviewer: Are you a mountains person or a beach person? Gautam Gambhir: Traffic Jam

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8 months

Do you think…..Jhumpa Lahiri’s husband ever walks up to her and goes “What Jhumpa?”

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3 years

Myntra ka logo maine aaj pehli baar theek se dekha hai

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8 months

“SRK has finally understood the game” abbe chuze woh 31 saal se acting kar raha hai I mean what guts and what audacity. Chup re thoda aur popcorn kha.

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2 years

Y’all found KGF and Pushpa dialogues cutting edge kya?

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2 years

This was the oscars version of ‘Shut up Sajid’

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3 years

You think Hrithik will ever get tired of telling everyone “I TOLD YOU!!!!!?”

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2 years

Ashneer Grover se bade fufaji waali vibes aati hai

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4 years

Maybe if enough women ask the virus “where is this going?”, COVID might disappear

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4 years

If I was LK Advani I would just go live on Instagram everyday and yell “Still alive bitchezzzz” and log out

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4 years

....and he cancelled

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2 years

Really surprised that Javed Habib doesn’t have a salon called spitsvilla

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1 year

Time to be my husbands therapist. Fuck you very much United.

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2 years

Shark Tank dekhne ke baad ghar ghar mein jaydaad ke batwaare ki baat bhi equity mein hone lagi hai

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3 years

Man, my heart goes out to SRK, can’t see him being treated this way by the media

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2 years

Heropanti 2 is probably going to make more money than Brahmastra

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8 years

Fawad Khan is good looking, sure. But so is every sumo driver from Kashmir, who looks just like him.

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1 year

Watched the trailer of tu jhoothi main makkar and it really felt like Ranbir was acting in a film which seemed like it was written for Kartik Aryan

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Yeh Vikrant Massey ka kuch zyaada hi ho raha hai ab, like he needs to chill a little. 12th fail was fabtastic, he was fantastic but now he doesn’t have to sell his sob story in every interview ever.

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4 years

Kangana telling on Bollywood parties reminds me of that one student who wasn’t informed about the mask bunk and complained to the principal mostly cause he felt left out

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3 years

I truly aspire to be the person I become while talking to a five star hotels front desk and staff

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2 years

“Flipkart, UpGrad, Acko, Congratulations” - Rannvijay’s Shark Tank script

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3 years

I’m 31 years old and I still don’t know when is the right time to speak in a group discussion

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1 year

@sonamakapoor Mumbai is upgrading, men at work, inconvenience is regretted

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3 years

Still blame my mom for the disappearance of my tazo collection

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1 year

Oh God, this Kantara is just too bad

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1 year

Only Nita Ambani can get Zendaya to Bandra Kurla Complex

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Bombay city’s OST is construction work

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3 years

Behind every successful YouTuber, is a wooden bookshelf

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2 years

The last time I decided to go with the flow, I got married

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3 years

Can Ronaldo fucking just make up his mind cause my husband is giving me a minute to minute update and I need this to end?

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8 years

*Going through my contact list* Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?

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4 years

Arnab is Kangana’s 3 am friend

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6 years

As a Gujarati it just hurts when Kaaju Katri gets marketed as Kaaju Katli and Kaaju Barfi

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3 years

About time Maldives changes it’s name to Mehboob studio

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3 years

How tfuck did my parents manage to pay taxes AND raise me?!

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2 years

Dear new parents, Please stop asking your toddlers to “give aunty a flying kiss”. Just stop.

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2 years

Bc stop asking me to bring kaaju from Goa

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2 years

Are Vicky and Katrina dating?

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2 years

Hahah is a full stop

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2 years

“Hey you” is a booty call

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5 years

Saare celebrities aaj pressure mein vote deke aaye hai

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10 years

I think Sanjay Dutt is India's first freelance prisoner

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3 years

Instagram is almost an OTT now

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6 years

*Gets ID’d at a bar* Me (Blushing): Kya meri tvacha se meri umar- Bouncer: Height. Aapki height se pata nahi chalta.

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It’s become quite the norm for schools to upload their annual days online and I’m so glad that it wasn’t the case in my time. Wouldn’t want a mash up of all the times I’ve been a tree in school plays.

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Studied in a school where if you spoke in hindi you were considered uncool. Nearly 60% of them are now trying to enter Bollywood.

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5 years

Can all please agree on the fact that 'hahah' is a conversation ender, 'hahaha' on the other hand still has potential

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4 years

Kohli’s solo dance that never made it to his sangeet

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I’m sorry but shame on y’all for not watching Laapata Ladies in the theatres

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2 years

momos in Delhi are truly better than the ones in Bombay, because of its secret ingredient, Delhi winters

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5 years

Who is Hasan Minhaj's hand choreographer?

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3 years

Co-working spaces are offline dating apps

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6 years

Have noticed a lot millennials (& Ranbir Kapoor) pose for cameras with their fingers doing this 🤙. In the 90's we did this when somebody would exaggerate their stories and say "Yeh lapet maar raha hai"

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5 years

What is my life?

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2 years

The real winner of “Hey Karan it’s me” is Kartik Aaryan

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6 years

Took my grandmother to watch #VeereDiWedding and she said "Ek tweet ke liye tune chaar sau rupaiye barbaad kar diye"

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10 years

Madhuri's 'Ek Do Teen' must've been the world's longest mic check.

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5 years

Had a Red Bull two hours after a late lunch. Came home and puked because acidity. This morning my in-laws have only been smiling at me and asking me to take care and not lift heavy things. Who is going to tell them?

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@imVkohli 34 crore waale ghar mein coffee mujhe bhi acchi lagti

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2 years

Too late to promote the movie

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2 years

Happy New Year. 🙏🏽

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Yaar yeh Virat aur Anushka ko kab samajh mein aayega ki unki khushiyaan humse ab nahi dekhi jaa rahi.

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3 years

*kohli breathes* India: RCB pe dhyaan de saale

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4 years

When he ghosts you

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2 years

Tinder Swindler is basically the real life version of Ladies vs Ricky Bahl

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2 years

nahi karna mujhe screen share, meri bohat fatt jaati hai

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4 years

Hey boys! Just wanted to let you know that sending memes is not a substitute for an actual conversation. Thanks!

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2 years

Shaktimaan > Batman

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3 years

The pressure on daughter in laws to put a picture with their mother in law on Mother’s Day is unreal

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Saw a dude with chest hair popping out of his tshirt and for a second I’m like yeh lapel mic pehen ke Barista kyun aaya hai?

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Stalking my ex’s mom on Instagram kyunki her feed has horrible angles of her daughter in law and I feel good about it

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3 years

Mujhe mein antibodies kam aur auntybodies zyaada hai

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8 years

Sometimes life is just so damn hard -

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4 years

I wish the people of this country had the choice to watch what they like and ignore the things they don't. I wish.

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2 years

Ananya Panday is a QUEEN for calling Kartik to say “Hey Karan it’s me”

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6 years

Who are these people jinko land karte hi network mil jaata hai?

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6 years

Went to Kashmir, floods happened Went to Turkey, blasts happened Went to Indonesia, earthquake happened Contemplating of setting up camp outside ex's house

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Unpopular opinion: but a sangeet dance where all your friends know the choreography to the T is not half as fun as your two friends in the last row who have no fuckin idea about what’s happening and are blindly following the first row a beat behind

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The only good thing about the pandemic is that money heist has finally ended

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I think Disha Patani owns Maldives

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5 years

@NetflixIndia I'm in love with whoever is handling this account

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2 years

LinkedIn pe agar hafte mein do nibandh na likho toh profile delete kar dete hai kya?

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4 years

Who called it the NCB and not the Maalwhere Software?

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3 years

Second wave of zoom shows is here you guys

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Sushmita Sen has not confirmed ANYTHING, she’s not even liked his posts….so like…

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