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@Siriusjay

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Executive Producer - Howard Stern Show BBQ, Phish and Goose Enthusiast

Joined February 2009
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@Siriusjay
Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
@Scaramucci It's cool how the communications director of the White House doesn't understand how talking to a reporter works.
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The MAGA hat, now and forever, sits aside the Swasitka and Confederate flag as a symbol of terrorism, white nationalism and treason.
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I’ve been a loyal and frequent @PapaJohns customer for years. But now I must take a knee on them. Hello @dominos ! Hope you don’t dissapoint.
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For the record, Jerry Jones was fine with her taking a knee.
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2 years
After losing 88lbs with @Nutrisystem I am thrilled to announce that I've teamed up with them to help inspire you! If you want to give Nutrisystem a try, use my #linkinbio for 50% off today
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R.I.P Joey Boots. You were more than a Wack Packer to me and my wife. You were a gentleman and a friend. We speak your name.
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7 years
What Trump is doing now is more disrespectful to our flag and the people who defend it than a stadium full of flag burners on their knees.
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4 years
I look forward to risking my life to vote this monster out of office in November. I hope everyone feels the same way.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump That Obama got Bin Laden but you can’t find the leak on your own Senior Staff?
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4 years
An American President (elect) spoke without lying, name calling, racist dog whistles, touting fringe conspiracy theories, mocking veterans, trashing scientists, or calling Americans enemies. When it ended I switched off the news instead of putting it on. Hallelujah. #Biden
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@realDonaldTrump You're the leader of the entire nation Try not to sound so excited about the prospect of sick people not being able to get medical care.
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Well, well, well...turns out I am a People person. I'm as shocked by it as you are. But if I can lose weight using @Nutrisystem and end up in a magazine, so you can you!* (*no guarantee on the magazine) via @people
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7 years
I don't say this lightly: Donald Trump is not my President and never will be. We do not have a President. We are leaderless.
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Tune in live now!!!
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Stern Show
2 months
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SiriusXM ! ➡️
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BREAKING NEWS: Newly released video shows #Trump planning North Korea response from inside War Room.
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Joe Buck dropping show references during a great Yankee game! #GAARRRRRRRY
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@Scaramucci Congratulations on being the least self-aware member of the Trump team. No small feat.
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His comments are disgusting and racist. But if you've ever been in a @realDonaldTrump hotel or casino you know the man knows a thing or two about shitholes.
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@Siriusjay
Jason Kaplan 💤
6 years
@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Fox News isn't going to save your shriveled orange dick Donnie.
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Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
Today is also my late father's birthday. I know he would have LOVED Cocktober. He was such a fan. Miss you dad.
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@realDonaldTrump I'd hate to see what a bad day looks like.
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Jason Kaplan 💤
5 years
The JD Puppet is real, and it is magnificent.
@sternshow
Stern Show
5 years
Who needs the real-life @jdharm and @rmlimodriver69 when there are puppet versions of the #SternShow staffers? Watch @HowardStern and Fred take the new studio additions for a test run!
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Now with new, "skinnier" pics! Jason Kaplan Updates Howard on His Weight-Loss Journey and Newfound Love for Hiking and Vegetables
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7 years
I'd tweet something angry about Trump's PR response, but it's too sad & horrifying to watch his racist narcissism on full display.
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4 years
If you need a smile this morning…
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper
4 years
Joe Biden takes the lead in Pennsylvania by 5,587 votes Biden - 3,295,304 Trump. - 3,289,717
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3 years
Sad day for misogynists, racists and liars. Confederate flags at half mast.
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Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
@newtgingrich Makes you miss the good old days when you personally kept the White Water investigations focused on a shady real estate deal
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Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
RIP Heather Heyer. An American killed by a Nazi on American soil in 2017. There are no words, just profound sorrow.
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@Siriusjay
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8 years
My mom has to deal with worries most other mom's don't have.
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Jason Kaplan 💤
5 years
I had nothing to do with the release of this clip. But goddamn it's glorious. #SpindleNecklace
@sternshow
Stern Show
5 years
When Apple unveiled the iPad in 2010, @HowardStern 's executive producer @robertAbooey famously went on TV and told @GeraldoRivera it was “a bit of a stumble.” Watch him defend his assertion in this classic #SternShow clip! #GadgetGary #AppleEvent
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4 years
If you ever wondered what Ronnie looks like in the hall typing on his Blackberry...
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Stern Show
4 years
. @jimmykimmel wanted to get an impromptu sex tip from @rmlimodriver69 during Monday’s special #SternShow . The only problem: Ronnie didn’t know how to unmute his computer. 🧔🔇
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7 years
Elizabeth Warren told to shut up & sit down. Kellyanne Conway gets "counseled" by Sean Spicer (of all people). Fun times to be a woman in DC
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6 years
Then stop constantly lying.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Being called a liar "bothers me"
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Jason Kaplan 💤
6 years
I love that the @NRA - with all their scary guns and political connections and tough talk - are being brought down by school children. #HitEmWithTheHein !
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Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
If you're still asking for proof that our piece of shit President is racist, congratulations, you too are racist. #TakeAKnee
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4 years
My favorite day in 2019.
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Stern Show
4 years
. @SnoopDogg revealed he has a full-time blunt roller on his staff and pays him $50K a year. “That’s his J.O.B. His occupation!” the rapper told @HowardStern and fellow #SternShow guest @Sethrogen . #BestOf2019 Watch more:
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7 years
All paid up!
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5 years
This was so good!
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Stern Show
5 years
Watch @GaryClarkJr rock the #SternShow studio with a powerful and raw performance of #ThisLand , the title track from his new album. Plus, see his full interview on the @SIRIUSXM app!
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4 years
We are live!!!!!!! Only on @SIRIUSXM #Howard100
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Jason Kaplan 💤
6 years
No, no, no. I'm making fun because @DonaldJTrumpJr is a horrible person, not because of his politics. But if you'd prefer we can limit the conversation to wondering what holes Vanessa bleeds from or whether his "kids" are crisis actors or not.
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Liz Wheeler
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If you're making fun of Don, Jr. & Vanessa Trump getting divorced because you don't like his politics... and ignoring the pain & trauma this will cause his kids... you're a bad person.
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6 years
This is so great.
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Stern Show
6 years
B-A-W-F spells ... #Bawf ! Watch @HowardStern set @robertAbooey straight and check out more from the #SternShow on the @SIRIUSXM app:
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Not Too Fat To #Phish
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Stern Show
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. @Siriusjay 's Las Vegas adventure included legal weed, magic mushrooms, and @phish :
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7 years
Now that’s how you use 280 characters!
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5 years
As we come to the end of two years of a Republican President, a Republican Senate, and a Republican Congress, let’s take the time to remember Trump’s own words about his failures. #NoResponsibility
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6 years
The official White House position is that the guy with the All-Access White House Pass did not have access to the White House. Also, I’m not fat.
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6 years
"I’m automatically attracted to beautiful [women] — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." - @realDonaldTrump
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Donald J. Trump
6 years
A woman I don’t know and, to the best of my knowledge, never met, is on the FRONT PAGE of the Fake News Washington Post saying I kissed her (for two minutes yet) in the lobby of Trump Tower 12 years ago. Never happened! Who would do this in a public space with live security......
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Jason Kaplan 💤
7 years
@realDonaldTrump AND TALK ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK OUR OWN DAUGHTERS!
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Jason Kaplan 💤
4 years
SiriusXM and Howard, now for everyone!
@sternshow
Stern Show
4 years
FREE PREVIEW – Listen to @HowardStern and everything on the @SIRIUSXM app for free now until May 15! Tune into the LIVE #SternShow right now on #Howard100 .
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This is what I do for a living. And I love it! Check out the King of All Blacks Fashion Show video on the @SIRIUSXM App.
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The Republican Party is the party of cowards. The party of weakness. The party of appeasement. Cowering in fear from Trump and his supporters. Telephone tough guys until the violence came to their door. Their legacy, their shame. #Impeachmenttwo
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I feel like this is the point where #Trump would normally declare bankruptcy and move on to the next project. Finger crossed. #FailureFriday
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Any Jew that supports the Muslim ban - whether vocally or through silence - is a disgrace to those we lost in the Holocaust. #YouveForgotten
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6 years
A simple “thank you” would go so far. #HitEmWithTheHein !
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Stern Show
6 years
. @HowardStern checks in with #HitEmWithTheHein co-creator @Siriusjay , who believes the catchphrase has been good for his co-worker @jonhein Watch more on the @SIRIUSXM app:
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3 years
The next time a conservative tries telling you that burning the flag is the most unpatriotic thing you can do, show them this video of a Trump supporter beating a cop with one.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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“Death is the only remedy for what’s in that building.” This is Trump’s MAGA army. Who is this guy? If you can identify this man please contact the @FBI ... .
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I find it shocking that despite Trump aggressively tweeting about the NFL all week, healthcare still failed. Well, he gave it his best shot.
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This is officially the most successful witch hunt in American history. #MAGA #ManafortPleaDeal
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My attempt at a sign for tomorrow's @AMarch4OurLives Find a March for Our Lives event near you! #MarchForOurLives #AckAck
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Saddened to see both #JemeleHill & #AmberTamblyn being attacked by old, white men. I stand with them. #ImWithHer .
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4 years
The most for a one term President.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!
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"We're gonna need a bigger bush"
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It says a lot that a generic tweet calling out “racists, liars and misogynists” was taken by so many Republicans in my feed as a personal attack. Defensive?
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@thehill Did they get on their knees and promise to “do anything”?
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The man in charge of all of our security can't find an enemy on his own staff. Cool.
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"I’m automatically attracted to beautiful [women] — I just start kissing them...I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.” - @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump Deal was made in October. But hey, take a “win” where you can get it, right?
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@realDonaldTrump I have no faith in you or confidence in your values.
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If I was one of those people who wrote captions like "THIS ⬇️" it would be for this.
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This is real, and spectacular
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SURPRISE! Howard is LIVE right now with some very special guests on #Howard100 ! Tune in NOW:
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The media won’t ask the tough quetions about Ted Cruz’s Cancun Trip so I will: - What exactly did Nancy Pelosi know about Cruz’s trip? - When did Pelosi find out about it, and how come she didn’t inform anyone? -How dare AOC!
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Someone buy this man a history book.
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@realDonaldTrump Took you two hours to correct your spelling this time champ! You’re slipping but it’s been a hard week. Keep up the good work.
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@seanhannity @SenateMajLdr Dude, relax. You haven't even found Seth Rich's murderer yet.
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It's kismet.
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Trump must be worried we'll forget what a shit filled dumpster fire he is if he doesn't Tweet every few hours.
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Jason Kaplan 💤
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We get, we get it. You're a racist piece of shit. You don't have to keep trying to prove it.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
...our Great American Flag (or Country) and should stand for the National Anthem. If not, YOU'RE FIRED. Find something else to do!
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I’m looking at the White House and I see @realDonaldTrump kind of slouching down looking very, very upset. I don’t know what he gonna be doing. He’s just sitting around, you know, looking like he be very nervous…
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Donald J. Trump
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A total WITCH HUNT with massive conflicts of interest!
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It’s disgusting that @FoxNews doesn’t start every show with the National Anthem. They are clearly unpatriotic veteran haters.
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Rest in peace Dad, I will love you forever
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2 years ago I weighed over 300lbs and wanted to make a change. I found @Nutrisystem and haven't made a resolution since! I'm down over 88 pounds and still losing. If I can do it, YOU can do it! Use the code in my bio for 50% off your order. You have nothing to lose....but weight!
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5 years
Hey now - The entire @HillaryClinton interview is available for FREE on YouTube! No @SiriusXM subscription needed.
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I never said give teachers guns. I just said give teachers guns. - @realDonaldTrump
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4 years
You’re welcome America.
@sternshow
Stern Show
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T is for Traction. As in what @salgovernale demanded from his #SternShow co-worker @Siriusjay back in 2007. “You want to have ‘traction?’” @HowardStern asked while trying not to laugh. #SternShowAtoZ continues today on #Howard101 !
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Dear @GovMurphy & @NJSenatePres - You have failed your constituents. You failed those who need marijuana for health. Who want it for recreation. Most importantly, you failed those who are or will be jailed over nothing. You have failed your people. You have failed your State.
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It’s refreshing to see #Breitbart pull back on their usual racist, anti-Semitic and homophobic posts in order to rally behind an accused pedophile.
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Alabama Republicans are defending pedophilia. Good morning America!
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@realDonaldTrump Cool. I just ate a bagel with cream cheese and lox.
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Three words, three grammar errors. Impressive. #MAGA
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@realDonaldTrump Yes, yes, we get it. You're a White Nationalist. You don't have to keep trying to prove it.
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I got smaller on Nutrisystem for Men because they went big! Their Hearty Inspirations meals are so big I stayed full for hours, helping me lost over 88 pounds without going hungry. If you want to get smaller by going big, go to and get 50% off your order
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@samstein It’s true! Those people are called Nazis.
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Brisket and Baby Back Ribs with homemade rub and smoked with love (and hickory) with @stevienowicks and Jon Blitt.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Good morning little baby.
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7 years
Dude, you're taking this Nordstrom thing too far.
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@realDonaldTrump Here's an illustrated kid’s book on the Cold War. Please have Melania read it to you before bed.
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Russian report is so unsubstantiated that the FBI brought it to Obama’s & Trump’s attention in an official briefing #TrumpPressConference
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@realDonaldTrump Oh right, McCain’s funeral is on CNN right now. Thanks for the reminder!
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7 years
10 years ago I found my best friend in the world at the @AnimalLeague Adopt-A-Thon. This year’s kicks off today - go find your best friend!
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8 years
Bottom line: We get what we deserve. This is who we are as a country, for better or worse. We can no longer pretend otherwise.
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I issue a challenge to @seanhannity (who's too scared to tag @Comey in his tweets): Produce your college diploma.
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What an absolutely devastating day. From the horrors in Vegas to the sudden Tom Pretty news. My heart is breaking in every way.
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