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@ralphwaldomc
Ralph Waldo
2 years
I was unfaithful = I cheated I was untruthful = I lied I'll always remember what my prof in business communications taught us: if you want to sound more polite, use more syllables.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I have lost all my respect for Boy Abunda.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I plan to hang a huge ass tarpaulin of this photo on our gate and see if anyone will try to remove it
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
For weeks I was thinking if I should display my Leni tarp lest some hardcore DDS/LBM supporter might throw eggs at us. But I realized, my pink parols aint gonna cut it. So the other night I finally hung the tarp. The next day, the house across ours followed suit. I almost cried.
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Ralph Waldo
3 months
If GCash is going to charge for everything, pwede ba the least they can do is to get rid of the ads from their app??
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
If this isn't People Power, I don't know what is
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Ewan pero tawang tawa talaga ako sa Kakampwet at Lenidoro kaya di ko makuhang mainis. My sister and I call each other Kakampwet lol. It's just so kindergarten compared to Marcos Magnanakaw I guess.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I don't know how showbiz works, pero if I were in an office setting with Toni Gonzaga, I'd completely ignore her, not greet her on her birthday or whatever milestone she'd have, at hindi ko siya iimbitahin kumain pag may pakain akong Amber's.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Ang totoong minority ay yung nanood ng Exorsis lol
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
First round of unfriending on FB. Note: Hindi sila biktima ng disinformation. Kaibigan ko sila. Middle class. May access sa information. Guess what? One of them is even justifying Robin Padilla using his interview with Boy Abunda. Tell me how to engage with that.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Ano nga ba tawag sa isang grupo ng mga pusa?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Typically campaign jingles irritate me regardless of the candidate but Kay Leni Tayo is an exception. Even if I'm in the middle of a boring work call and I hear it being blasted, it perks me up instantly.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Thanks for your "regret about voting for Marcos" but we need cash
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
This is the reason why I hate the Marcoses with so much fervor. My parents were Central Bankers since the 70s till they died/retired, and I heard their stories of Imelda turning the Central Bank into her personal purse. THE MARCOSES DROVE COUNTLESS FILIPINO FAMILIES TO POVERTY.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
PNoy as an uncle to Josh. From
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Natiis ni Krissy na hindi dumaldal about their relationship for months but he couldn't sacrifice not going to the mall like wow I thought I was the biggest mallrat
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Eleanor Young, Crazy Rich Asians
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Noah Levine
3 years
JOKER. CRUELLA. MALIFICENT. What’s the next villain solo film you’d like to see?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Donita Rose and Ana Roces. Mga tunay na Rosas. Rosa Rosal when charot
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Saw this on FB. They called it the "Pink Line". Para dun sa mga umaancha sa caravan.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
My sister was driving on Commerce Ave. in Alabang yesterday when the Unithieves motorcade passed by. She saw Jinggoy, Harry Roque, and other kakampons waving at the motorists (she gave them two thumbs down). But most noticeably, THERE WAS NO CROWD.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I dunno what to call yung mga DDS na tanggap yung mga bastos na salita ni Duterte pero pag si VP Leni nagpaka-prangka "negative" and "full of hatred" na? Is it hypocrisy or misogyny?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
What if magka-product endorsements si VP Leni
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
May this be the end of the Remullas
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@VicoSotto Tanungin mo rin sarili mo Vico bakit ang mga pulitikong katulad mo, kapag nasa ibang bansa, nakakapag-commute pero dito sa Manila hindi.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Ew that G/selle Sanch/ez who got caught carrying a fake LV in an LV store in Italy
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Ralph Waldo
6 months
My fave:
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chei
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philippines the most unserious country ever
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Ralph Waldo
1 year
My 12-yr old niece: Tito, how did you feel when Leni didn't win? Me: I was MAD! I was SAD! I was FURIOUS! I was UPSET! DISAPPOINTED! Niece: Me, I was shocked. I thought Leni was gonna win bcoz she and her supporters were doing many things. BBM did nothing but get rich.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
I have a very close DDS friend whose dad has just been discharged from the hospital and now recovering from Covid and she said that the OVP partly covered their medical expenses. I'm happy for her. The OVP deserves P1B budget. #DapatsiLeni #LetLeniLead
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@MIAAGovPH @atomaraullo It has been like this forever and it had to take an Atom Araullo for you to acknowledge the situation
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Ralph Waldo
2 months
Amy Perez's presence in the funniest Freudian slips on Philippine TV needs to be investigated lol
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kinakanta/ot
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@VicoSotto Sa ibang bansa: 1. Malinaw kung nasaan ang sakayan at babaan 2. May oras na sinusunod ang mga bus. Hindi nag-uunahan ang mga pasahero at hindi rin kung saan-saan nagsasakay ang mga bus. In short, may sistema. At reliable ang sistema. 3. Priority ang pedestrian. Ligtas maglakad.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
My sister and I were trying to imagine an LBM presidency, wondering if it would be really THAT bad. The answer is YES. After a few moments of silence, I blurted: LALABAN AKO. Not becoz Leni said it. It really was how I felt. As in Gabriela Silang feels.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Iba rin yung mas maraming napipiga si Boy sa sagot ni VP Leni. Mas marami siyang follow-up, mas clarificatory. Unlike yung kahapon na PR stunt.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Yung mga kakampinks na na-impress sa SONA ni LBM, please remember VP Leni's non-negotiables.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
So I've officially moved to a Kakampink dentist from a DDS/BBM one in the middle of my braces treatment
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
So in the end, walang alam si Duque sa procurement dahil ipinasa niya sa DBM tapos si DBM wala ring alam dahil hindi naman nila alam ang requirements ng DOH. SLOW CLAP sa mga putangina nyong lahat.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@bella_dada92 "Yaya, sumabay ka na sa amin." Charot
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Ralph Waldo
11 months
Mej turn off yung deleted tweet ni Maine about being "woke". Public scrutiny of politicians has nothing to do with being "woke" kung ano man ang intindi nya diyan. Remember that she had demonstrated wokeness when she contradicted Joey de Leon on a mental health-related comment.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@mjalegre28 Di rin kita kilala at di ka maganda so...
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Pls support Cafe Breton. They have great food and they also happen to be Kakampink.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Larvan Leni!! I screamed at the top of my pink lungs and for a second President Leni glanced and smiled at me! It was a historic moment as Leni got a glimpse of the most beautiful girl of Muntinlupa CHAR
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Maybe ang kalampagin niyo ang Shopee. Ask them to drop TG. Lagi na lang burden nasa consumers eh pare-pareho lang tayong nagluluwal ng pera. As a consumer mabigat din gumastos sa isang bagay knowing na part of the profit goes to enablers.
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meme$ out 4 diktajunior
2 years
Kaya hindi dapat padalos-dalos ang mga kilos. Siyasating mabuti kung ano ang magiging epekto neto sa mga seller/workers
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Roar for Leonor! #BedansforLeni
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@rielr_ You both follow Catriona Gray so do not let negativity grow and prosper, and children will have smiles on their faces CHARIZ
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Tunay nga, TUMINDIG KA AT ASAHAN MONG MAY TITINDIG SA TABI MO. In our case, sa tapat namin.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Mabuti pa si LBM walang volunteers that they can pick on, ano?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
"No Kakampink should have less than 1,000 followers"
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Rambo Talabong
2 years
22. Worst/most common piece of disinformation you encountered
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@VicoSotto Ito po ba ang notebook na gamit niyo char
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@supernegatrona Bakit naman parang living under a rock ang nga onders sa taas at may gulat factor pa silachi eh noseline chinatown naman ng buong universe na fairy godfather si magnanarcos sa kasal at may pag-one direction pa ng windmills of my mind
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I am so disappointed with Joey Albert
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Spotted #kakampink : Cafe Breton, Westgate, Alabang. I love you more, Cafe Breton. #labanleni #leni2022 #lenikiko2022
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Ralph Waldo
10 months
The Grab driver asked me what do I think is the cause of the rising price of bigas. Siyempre naglitanya ako. Kaso 20 mins lang byahe. Bago ako bumaba, sabi na lang nya, kailangan talagang magbanat ng buto ang mga Pilipino. Sabi ko, AT BUMOTO NG TAMA.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@CholoI_ "She's unpretty" charot
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Well you should've asked Imelda when you took a selfie with her
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Teddy Casiño
2 years
Ang kailangang magpaliwanag ng kanyang yaman ay si Marcos, hindi si Ka Leody. Guys, ano ba.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Actually hindi naman ako mahilig sa Christmas lights and decors pero pinapassive-aggressive ko itong DDS na kapitbahay namin with my pink parols lol
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
What is he, a geisha?
@ThinkingPinoyPH
ThinkingPinoy
2 years
Billionaires watch F1 races, and the best time to ask them for investments is when they're happy and excited.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@StefanoArchie Pag pagod na ako maging mature:
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@yogawithben No earthly law applies to Cher, thank you very much. chos
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@tonyocruz Ang panget ng conversation na 'to, pero sige: SHE DID NOT ENDORSE Duterte or ASK him to be included in his cabinet. She was elected as VP, and cooperating with the president on public services is par for the course. Ibang iba ito sa ginawa ng grupo niyo.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Last week, I dreamt of my mom. Usually, in my dreams I'm not aware that she's already gone. But that time, I knew I was just dreaming. In that dream, bisita namin si VP Leni sa bahay and my mom asked me, "Bakit di mo inaasikaso si Leni?"
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
This is ridiculous. We all get sick and will die at some point (Ferdinand Sr is dead btw). Also, we don't judge morality based on a person's "karma." Sinasabi mo ba na yung mga naghihirap na Filipino deserve to suffer because they're evil?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Mummy Leni char!
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MajorCrush
2 years
"New Year greetings of hope, radical love, and good tidings from TROPA Kakamsphinx Egypt!" - K. Perez VP Leni Robredo for President! #LeniKiko2022 #LeniRobredo2022 #LetLeniLead2022 #LabanLeni2022
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3 years
People think I'm joking when I tell them that I use Heno de Pravia. I really do. I don't care if every nook and orifice of my body smells like a mother butler but I really love it.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
Wala akong pakealam sa pro-LGBT stance mo kung may internalized misogyny ka naman
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@luna_y_gatos Typical of showbiz friendships pero nanghihinayang lang ako sa Hummer na gift sa kanya ni Kris
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
I'd rather suspend my doubts as to people claiming they're now going for Leni instead of LBM. I don't see how it can harm the campaign. If anything, it an even spur a bandwagon effect.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@vicegandako Ang hirap kumalma pag binababoy na tayo
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Ralph Waldo
6 months
Super Inday and the Golden Bibe made me gay
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@wigofnadine That's oregano po
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Mahirap talaga to be in your 40s and people expect you to be mature at all times when you just want to be petty here on Twitter
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Kamusta na mga Kakamfrap?
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Ralph Waldo
5 months
NGL he does but he's a deedeeez so....
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kyle (derogatory)
5 months
@kaypatricktayo He looks fine too um ???? Saw these on his fb
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Ralph Waldo
4 years
@jaicabajar I'm sad. We have Chinese neighbors sa condo, and just now may nakasabay kaming lalaki (Chinese) with 2 kids. Her name is Sasha. She was like, and I was like, and wow.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
@joycepring Unless you have done the hardwork of educating someone na nagbubulagbulagan to rape jokes, corruption, and impunity, don't just downplay calling out and demanding accountability as simply "cancelling" or "hating" because trust us, WE'RE SHOUTING AT A P120M WALL.
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@_frederator Remind mo lang siya to follow health protocols pag sinugod niya yung malandi lol
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@ourguyingeneva In Cambodia, I got "Jericho Rosales"
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Ralph Waldo
2 months
I left the bear community because my doctor got flabbergasted with my BMI and he lashed out at his interns who abandoned their duty for Eras Tour
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@AltABSCBN "Senator Bong ano pong ginagawa n'yo dito?"
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@jen_barangan We don't need an irrelevant beauty queen wannabe who makes unnecessary tiktok videos
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Ralph Waldo
2 months
Tawang tawa ako sa "pederasyon" 😂😂
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Ralph Waldo
9 months
@rolyn_jay2000 Hijo, yan ang consequence ng pagsisinungaling mo. This incident with Maggie Wilson casts doubt on everything you have said in the past. Kapag nangloko ka ng kaibigan o jowa even once, mahirap ka nang pagkatiwalaan.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Sa mga mahihirapan umuwi sa MDA, inom na lang tayo somewhere sa Pob or Burgos lol
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
The mahjong was a lie pero bakit kailangan ba i-demonize ang pagma-mahjong compared to buying fuck*ng tons of shoes and jewelry with public money??
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Finally na-timingan din. Freshly fried cheese doughnuts on the sidewalk near us. I heard they're delish.
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2 years
@Mscathygonzaga Pakiayos mo na rin yung lasa ng Happy Cup
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Bakit ako naiiyak? I love you na ulit, Princess Intan!!
@jbeedomingo
Jaybee Domingo
2 years
🌸Queens supporting Queens🌸 This is, by far, the most emotional and powerful introduction of our✨Future President✨ Kris Aquino is no doubt the OG Multimedia Queen 👑 #TarlacIsPink 🌷 #TarLENIque ño #PUSOTarlac
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My most favorite phone ever: Nokia 3310 x Louis Vuitton Murakami charot. I had this phone from 2006 to 2011. It underwent several skin changes.
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Ralph Waldo
1 year
Ok sana kaso her ninong's family made the Philippines go broke tryin' to look rich and they aren't sorry about it
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
De-platforming him the only way I can
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Ralph Waldo
1 year
Love this in contrast to the antivaxxer fast food shamer. And this is expert advice from a dietitian.
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Waiting for Madam President Leni Robredo and VP Kiko Pangilinan! Happy Muntinlupa City Day!
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Ralph Waldo
4 years
@irisvicencio Remember this Balenciaga nylon tote from fall/winter 2016?
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Btw I know it's "Amber" not "Amber's" pero the latter is the tita way of calling it 😂
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Ralph Waldo
3 years
@YuRei_ch The fact that they needed to put up that box that she could step on so she could "accidentally" go over the wall
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Ralph Waldo
2 years
Grab driver: Sinong iboboto nyo sir na presidente? Me: *giggles* Medyo obvious ba dahil naka-pink mask and bag ako? Si Leni syempre! Ikaw?
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Ralph Waldo
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Beans should be banned from halo-halo
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Unpopular food opinion that would get you in this position?
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