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4 years

Anyone ever thought.... maybe Origi is a vampire Divvy has 5 goals and 1 assist in daylight 29 goals 7 assists under the lights

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3 years

So @GNev2 is arguing Ronaldo, who has scored 4 goals more than Messi, is a better goal scorer, though he has played 117 more games and 58 more penalties to score those 4 extra goals?….

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2 years

Class @LFC Makes me proud to be a Red thankyou

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2 years

Taki has 11 goals from 11 Shots on Target this season

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2 years

Trent has more Ballon D'Or votes than the entire England squad combined but he's not for Gareth.....

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8 months

Mo Salah has scored 24% of all Liverpool goals under Klopp He made 13% of all assists so was directly involved in 37% of goals scored by a Klopp team since 2015 He scored 21% of the go ahead or equalising goals Whilst creating 10% of the others Salah himself has played 6% of…

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“Liverpool have won one league in 30 years, who is Van Dijk to talk about Utd like that” Studge “show me your Championsleague winners medals Roy …..”

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3 years

Leicester players have missed 102 games through injury so far this season Only Liverpool have more Twice as many 204 That’s 100% more than the second worst effected team in the league

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7 months

Dom Szoboszlai became the 2nd fastest footballer in @premierleague history against Wolves recording a top speed of 36.76kph

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2 years

Mo Salah has 30 goals+assists this season December 1st

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5 years

Mo Salah has 102 in the last two seasons all by himself

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8 months

The best keeper in the world v the keepers voted for in the World goalkeeper of the year vote ….

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4 years

Jesse Lingard is 27, he’s an attacking midfielder In Premierleague + European football, he has scored or created 35 goals in his career Trent Alexander-Arnold, a 21 year old Right Back In Premierleague + European football, he has scored or created 35 goals in his career

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4 months

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Football on TNT Sports

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4 months

Jonny Evans and Willy Kambwala is the 10th different centre-back partnership Man United have used this season 😬 Just a reminder that we're only in December 👀

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5 years

At time of their purchase: Ederson-most expensive keeper Walker-most expensive FB Mandy-most expensive FB Mangala-most expensive Defender Stones-most expensive Defender KDB-most expensive midfielder Raheem-most expensive English footballer/teenager......

Manchester City News

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5 years

💰 Most expensive @premierleague players by position: 🔵Kepa Arrizabalaga (Chelsea) £71m 🔴Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool) £75m 🔴Paul Pogba (Man Utd) £90m 🔴Romelu Lukaku (Man Utd) £75m The chairman has a message for the critics when it comes to spending. #mcfc

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5 years

Fucking Fabulous Fabinho

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6 months

Born Trent 1998 James 1999 Full top level games played Trent 257 James 120 Goals + Assist Trent 15+72 James 11+21 Trophies won Trent PL+CL+FA+CC+WCC+SC James CL+WCC+SC Games missed through injury Trent 40 James 112

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6 months

Trent Alexander-Arnold has a 33% win rate in Champions League Finals. Reece James has a 100% win rate.

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2 years

Kane has been arguing with the ref all fucking game The first time Keita opens his mouth he gets a yellow

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5 months

The only player booked for waving an imaginary card at a ref this season plays for Liverpool The only player suspended for complaining to a ref this season plays for Liverpool The only player to have a goal awarded by VAR but ignored by a ref plays for Liverpool

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4 years

Van Dijk has lost 5 league games for Liverpool Guess who his partner was in 4 of them

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3 months

Arsenal had played 3 games in 34 days Liverpool had played 7 The 3rd in 7 days Chasing the Quad There’s a price for potential glory

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2 years

If Naby was an English lad, he’d have been lauded for his performance yesterday Brought in with 10mins notice Marked one of the best midfielders in the world out of the game 83% ball retention Kept it simple, kept it moving, never gave Kante a second

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2 years

GNev is obsessed with Man Utd’s owners No club has spent more money since Fergie retired Not one

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7 months

Horrendous offside call by the lino, confirmed without checking by VAR which would have been 1-0 Horrendous red card for CJ who tackled the ball, with control and without excess force Horrendous Yellow for Jota having made no challenge of the lad who tripped himself Horrendous…

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2 years

I thought De Bruyne was the best passer in the league The Thiago came He’s the best passer I’ve ever seen in my life

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2 years

The 38 assists by Liverpool fullbacks this season is the highest by any club on record

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2 years

Andy Robertson is the first Left Back for Liverpool to make 200 appearances for the club in that position since Emlyn Hughes

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2 years

Joe Gomez is currently Liverpool's 4the choice Centre Back, yet remains England's best CB

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11 months

This is brilliant @LFC 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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9 months

Ederson conceded 5 goals more than XG faced Onana 3 Alisson SAVED 10 !! This is a fucking joke Like comparing 2012 Messi with Adebayor and Cassano

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9 months

Who is the best goalkeeper in the Premier League? 🤔

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6 years

Luis Suarez has played 638 games in his career. He’s missed 6 through injury

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2 years

Where’s your outrage now @GNev2 ?????

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

2 years

UEFA is expected to approve new rules today including a proposal to reserve two places in the Champions League based on historic performance.

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5 years

The King

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2 years

Finally, Steven Gerrard gets the chance to win the @premierleague for @LFC

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2 years

MoSalah has been “fouled” every 89 touches over the last 5 seasons Grealish 22 Kane 24 Sterling 26 Rashford 31

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2 years

England has one generational talent He is 23 He was a key component in 2 of the 5 biggest points totals in @premierleague history He has the most assists by a right back ever 3 @ChampionsLeague finals Won every club competition in the world He’s Not for Gareth……

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2 years

Taki has 5 goals for Liverpool this season He has 5 shots on target....

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4 years

Well done FA I pay for Skysports BTSports NBCSports ESPN LFCTV And the only way to watch the game is an illegal stream Tremendous bunch of old white Tory pricks

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3 years

When City can make 9 changes to play Chelsea, bringing in £70m Laporte, £50m Mendy, Raheem, Aguero and Jesus, kinda makes Liverpool’s title even more remarkable

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1 year

Ali was booked after 34 seconds for delaying game Brentford have had a 37 seconds and a 42 seconds goal kick in THIS game

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2 years

Thiago finished the game having covered the most distance 10.15km He made 96 of 99 passes 9/9 long balls Won the ball back 19 times whilst losing it 4!! What a footballer

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1 year

Alisson Becker is the greatest goalkeeper to ever wear a Liverpool shirt

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9 months

Which part of Mo’s body is the red line touching???

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2 years

Zaha gets fouled every 12 or so touches of the ball Maddison every 15 Grealish every 18 Pulisic 18 Kane, Vardy, Bowen and Sterling every 25 touches Mo Salah has 61 touches per foul

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2 years

Which is more violent? Which could cause the most damage?

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2 years

Man City and Liverpool have the highest 4 season points totals in Premierleague history In what’s arguably the strongest period in Premierleague history

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6 months

The first two “big” managers to come out against Liverpool after THE var nonsense against Spurs were Ange and Arteta…..

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4 months

Paul Tierney has refereed Liverpool more than any other ref over the last 5 seasons 27 games Handing out 43 yellows and 2 reds to the Premierleague side with the fewest cards over that period. Doubling the average per game

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Tonight Kelleher will have played as many games as Alisson Quansah will have played more full games than Konate and Matip Mac played more games as a 6 than Thiago has played minutes

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2 years

7 in the last 80 for Liverpool…

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2 years

7 pens in 11 games for City. Unreal.

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26 days

Kelleher has saved more XG on target than Raya, Ramsdale and Ederson combined this season

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2 months

When did “played the ball first” become a thing??? Can we invoke that on the Curtis Jones red card??? @FA_PGMOL cheating bastards

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1 year

I want Klopp to come out after this game, publicly list all the appalling decisions he has suffered at the hands of Paul Tierney If he gets a fine so be it This should be a very public issue. He SHOULD NEVER ref a liverpool game again

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3 months

Top recorded speed: Saliba 33.4kph Gakpo 34.8kph

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5 years

Paolo Maldini- “if a player has to make a tackle, it’s because there was already a mistake”

OptaJoe

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5 years

129 - Aaron Wan-Bissaka made more tackles than any other defender in Europe's top five leagues last season (129). Devilish.

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7 months

Klopp has lost 13% of @premierleague games when Simon Long hasn’t been the Lino He has lost 25% of the games in which he is Guess who had his flag up to rule out Diaz goal

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2 years

Liverpool used to dominate teams physically, running distance, power and sprint speed and volume This will be the 7th straight game they have been beaten, in all 3 metrics Distance High speed runs Sprints Why?

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4 years

So, remind me again, who has the injury crisis?

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3 years

Liverpool are the only team with 3 lunchtime kick offs in the first half of the season All away All on the 3rd day after a game (or international) Fuck off @btsportfootball with your sanctimonious bullshit

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4 years

Mohamed Salah has scored a goal or created an assist every 85 @premierleague minutes for @LFC The greatest rate in their prestigious history

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2 years

I really didn’t want Everton to go down Before that game…….

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1 year

Jordan Henderson is so obviously the leader of this team Kane is a famous figurehead

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4 years

I thought Hendo was in the form of his life, but he’s literally on fire it seems...

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4 years

Isn’t the ball touching Aurier’s shin pad here? What am I missing

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9 months

Mo Salah has scored 185 goals for @LFC 5 were created by Henderson, Fab or Gini Imagine how much fun he is gonna have this season

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3 years

Liverpool's record transfer fees: Van Dijk £77m ❌ Alisson £56m ❌ Keita £54m ❌ Jota £45m ❌ Fabinho £44m ❌ Salah £39m ✅ Mane £35m ❌

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5 months

Kelleher has conceded 26 goals having faced 22.8xg as Liverpool’s keeper He basically turns the opposition into Salah

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7 months

Both won the ball Both caused potential leg breaks with their follow through One player was actually injured

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9 months

Those 6 Doak touches were well worth pissing off your best player

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4 years

Thiago is the most “decorated” transfer into the @premierleague in history 11 League titles 2 Champions leagues 6 domestic cups 2 euro super cup 2 club word cups 2 European u21 cup

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2 years

Liverpool are yet to concede a goal with Tsimikas on the pitch this season

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2 years

Liverpool have been Out sprinted in 11 games this season That is more than in the previous 3 seasons combined Have these lads become lazy or has the previous intensity just burned them out

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7 months

Fuck off is that offside

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2 years

Matip and Van Dijk have the highest PPG record of any @premierleague Centre Back partnership since the competition began (50games or more)

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4 years

This is what’s known as ankle rehab, from an injury suffered 5 weeks again in which time he missed one game. A different demographic of player, he’d be lauded for his mentality, instead he’s criticised for lack of performance. He has 2 goals 2 assists in those games

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4 years

Balance is everything.

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2 years

Seems Naby-Fab-Thiago are quite good after all……

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4 years

More horrendous VAR bullshit Remember these graphics are accurate to 30cm

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3 years

35 @premierleague games started by Joel Matip and Virgil Van Dijk 2.5 Points per game 2.3 goals per game 0.63 conceded per game 0.83 XGA the best partnership in Europe

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@SimonBrundish

2 years

Liverpool average 2.69 points per game with Naby Keita on the pitch Since he signed……

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@SimonBrundish

2 years

Trent gets dribbled past 56% of the time The exact same % as Reece James Chilwell 61% Trippier 53% Shaw 49% But He gets possession of the ball for his team 12x a game Chilwell 9.4 James 7.4 Shaw 7.1 Trippier 4.7 And we all know who’s better once they have that…..

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🔥 “Trent AA is a League 1 defender but he’s Champions League going forward!” 👀 “Teams know they can go at Trent AA. Get the ball out left and go 1 on 1 with him!” 😳 “Trent is all over the place!” @MrJamieOHara1 believes #LFC ’s Trent Alexander-Arnold is a League 1 defender…

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5 years

Where were the whiney City fans complaining about technology applying the rules then?!

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5 years

Virgil Van Dijk has played more mins of football than any player in any league in Europe this season

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5 years

Virgil Van Dijk has lost one tackle all season One Hahaha

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Curtis has more goals + assists by January than the entire midfield last season

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2 years

Liverpool have played 17 games in 2022 Klopp has made 76 changes to his starting lineup Averaging 4.4 changes a game during the last 10 weeks It’s a masterclass in rotation Keeping his first team squad primed for action whenever they’re needed without overlying on anyone

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5 years

So Mané dives but Raheem “used his experience” Fuck off

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6 years

Massive squad overhaul under Klopp and Edwards....cost us £58m!!!! He’s a fucking Ninja

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1 year

Jota+Diaz+Darwin have already missed more games for Liverpool than Bobby+Mane+Mo

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5 years

Man Utd pay Rashford, Martial, Maguire and Mata around £8000000 a year more than Liverpool pay Salah, Van Dijk, Firmino and Mané

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4 years

When Gerrard was Trents age, he had 11 goals 9assists UEFA Cup League cup FA cups 4 caps Trent has 11 goals 36 assists 9 caps Champions league World club cup European super league

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1 year

Liverpool are up to 17 separate hamstring injuries this season Totalling 79 games missed

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2 years

Salah leads the league in Goals Assists Big goals Big assists XG XGChain Touches in the box Dribbles into the box Shots Shots on target XGonTarget GCA

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3 years

3 teams have scored more goals than Liverpool Liverpool passed last season Man City’s total for Games missed through injury on December 28th

Football Daily

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3 years

🗣 "Man City had injuries like Laporte." Danny Mills compares Liverpool's injury crisis to Man City's last season

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6 months

Through his first 34 games for Liverpool Darwin has 22 goals and 9 assists A goal or assist every 102mins Torres at the same point had 27 goals 3 assists 105mins per…

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SimonBrundish

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2 years

Liverpool have 36 points from 19 games Paul Tierney has officiated That is 1.89 points per game Klopp averages 2.44 points per game in games without Tierney Zero pens awarded from 618 touches inside the opponents box

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2 years

On May 28th, Liverpool will have played every game available to a team when a season begins Equaling the most games played in a season 63 by Liverpool in 1981

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2 months

Big Chances missed: Haaland 23 Darwin 21 Watkins 16 Jackson 15 Isak 12

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