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shood.

4 years

Y'all go from "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere", to "So what if my favorite public servant hurt a group of marginalized people? No one is perfect!" so fast smh

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1 year

This how Chris Tucker stepped on Ricky Tan's laptop

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1 year

THIS IS MY BRUTALITYYYYYYYYY

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1 officer did this to over 100 people. That's why even if it's just "a few bad apples" it's unacceptable. 1 is too many!

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New Rule: When you invite someone to the cookout, they take your spot

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@mspeacherino the developments in the Breonna Taylor case are enough reason to burn everything to a crisp. And I mean everything

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@aubviouslynot @MasonSchorn Next time I need to plot on my enemies I'll give you a call. Don't worry, I pay well

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@israelizreal Hell you mean? Scar is BIG drippin 😤

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@fakemikemulloy Spending 4 dollars on pettiness >>>>>

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No one: White women on tinder:

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That white woman who tweeted about AIDs and got fired by the time her plane landed

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@HerLoveShop @_noemarie @aguyyoufucked Nothing like some good old fashioned victim blaming!

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@aubviouslynot @MasonSchorn So a different watermark for each person you send it to? 🤯

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7 years

Fresh Paint job ☑️ Fresh inside ☑️ Outside frame of the ship wide ☑️ Are the rudders big? ☑️ Do it sail good? ☑️

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@HumbleTeej Bruh, this not Paper Boi?

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@brazybish @mspeacherino What are you gonna do mayonnaise boy?

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The men in her life act like high schoolers so she dresses the part

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@_MichaelGaston @thewizzizzzook @GuerdyY @AdamSchefter (there absolutely is a comparison tho)

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3 years

Why would I have all of these other things just to have 0 hoes? FOH!

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No man has all five: 1. Good dick 2. Communication skills 3. 0 hoes 4. A height over 5’9 5. Ability to display emotions

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@gypsyhussle1 @PerSources So it's better to play defense in the regular season than the playoffs? Shai don't be doing shit on defense but play passing lanes. He don't guard nobody and hides on defense!

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I suck at cuddling. 5 minutes in and I start to miss my girlfriend 😩

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@deathbyhenny @___Colb___ Burke?????

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Zendaya when she reads all of the gay rumors:

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@HerLoveShop @_noemarie @aguyyoufucked You mad at your man for getting sexually assaulted? 🤢

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@Inthyo @_LilOldME_ She said nigga in the first video. It was fuck her from the jump

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4 years

Based on personal experience? A 2015 Honda Accord. EX.

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What drives men to cheat?

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@Pinkmashh @faketitojohnsON

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@Yannie5049 @ChefDomonique Y'all sound like republicans right now

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@MCZ_RaksRaks @HerLoveShop @_noemarie @aguyyoufucked It's so easy to see how bad that sounds when you reverse it. But we have normalized the idea that a man is somehow always in control and that if he isn't fighting back he's consenting. We gotta dead that shit

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4 years

She's trying to send him an entirely different kind of box

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4 years

Did beyonce send Lebron a ivy park box?

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@Mshagy_02 @vinnybrack Employedn't

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@st_vi_ @shafieikeyvan There's a good chance you are one and you haven't even realized it yet

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6 years

@Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted My comment didn't blame women. It was more a societal failure that makes asking seem "lame". I'll never get mad at women for not being as clear as men want them to be, especially with how some men handle rejection.

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4 years

I cannot stress enough that everything in the world was okay until this video this happened

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@Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted Men don't understand cues at all and asking doesn't sound cool, and that's a bad combo. I remember at my school we had a brief called, "Can I kiss you" and everyone thought it was wack. Our culture has made even women think that a good man should just know things.

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5 years

@joshbugbee_ @pinkkittee @OffsetYRN Removing a baby is called birth

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4 years

I got former co-workers posting all over Facebook that violence isn't the answer… I'm in the military 🙃🙃🙃

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@damnyallshar @coolstorysketch Earl could've used those bars in 2011

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4 years

One NFL player quit his job to fight for his country, died from friendly fire, and his country that he rushed to defend covered it up

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Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that. Cops did.

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@gettinloser @MCZ_RaksRaks @HerLoveShop @_noemarie @aguyyoufucked I'm breaking up with you beloved

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7 years

All the girls see the: 🔘 Boy ⚪️ Girl Look at his kicks: 🔘 Boy ⚪️ Girl Look at his car: 🔘 Boy ⚪️ Girl All I say is oh: 🔘 Boy ⚪️ Girl

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4 years

Everyone in the replies is calling this socialism when the reason they don't have money to buy food is because of capitalism. L O L

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Hungry New Yorkers form quarter-mile line for free food in Queens

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@WillMcJ @somedudejack @BethLynch2020 Do you also believe in the tooth fairy?

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@Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted I don't do the cue thing. I ask. Some women find that lame, but oh well idc.

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3 years

@ProfessorCrunk @JoshingCruz It's so cute watching you to cry over who gets to be the black or brown face of our collective demise. Progress is when the masses are lifted up. Not cheap identity politics that excludes material benefits

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@Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted Men should, but honestly people look at asking as lame. In the movies, "real men" just know what their partner wants. I hope what I'm trying to say made sense.

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4 years

Dr. Umar was right

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Mother of *Dragon

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@thatpersianjew Mashallah 🙌🏿

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@Mr_Fox2u @lucreatesx @divalady23 @donnydoomz @sher_xo I could live with 140

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I believe there is a president for it

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3 years

That's 4 islands

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7 years

Lavar Ball: white ppl suck at hoops White people:

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@CJ_sports_twit @thatladyj @rweb333 @ABC maybe he was scared cause he had guns drawn on him

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@ysamy120 @Pearli_QT @Chijioke_ @ThatGuy4442 @beemoviefan1 @__dxmi @SocialInAtlanta As long as they say "we won't write that on a cake for anyone" it's not discrimination. You can choose not to sell something. You can't pick and choose who to sell to. Use better logic.

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@HopeYouSmile @_noemarie @aguyyoufucked Victim blaming. Gross 🤢

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7 years

Uniform inspection in the morning. Emphasis items: Shoulders Chest Pants Shoes

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5 years

(And we still won't let her in)

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@_theghettomonk @noname They chose first!

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@TylerIAm This loss is on the city of Boston. No other way to look at it

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"DST remind me of how fast an hour could fly by when we were together. We ready did have some great times lol. Tell your folks I said hi!"

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@t0nit0ne On the contrary, I never want to know a love that would have me disrespect my ancestors in such a way

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4 years

People are politically inept as a whole, and nothing about STEM fixes that. It just seems so much more jarring cause you expect those people to be smart.

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why are so many people with STEM degrees so politcally inept?

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@Mcgiver69 @semusmurphy @eternalechoes @nowthisnews Nah. Depends where. And it's usually in the Western European countries. The Germans are very good. In Croatia barely anyone I found could speak it. In Italy, fluent speakers were common in the bigger cities, yet it wasn't nearly all of them. That's just from my experience.

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@dattebahoe @delafro_ You could try an make this argument for any group. Did it matter to slaves if all white people thought alike? Does it matter to sexual assault/abuse and rape survivors that not all men think alike?

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@Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted And that's not me blaming women. Harmful societal views harm everyone in the same way black kids may think they aren't supposed to grow up and be doctors and lawyers. Is my point more clear now?

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@NielahHicks @LEWCIV @JaiMoniquee @gregadonn Never feel bad for the white woman. They earn all of their ass whoopings lmao

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An Asian actress name Scarlett Johansen

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We've all seen what a Nigerian can do to Jim Harden. He needs to relax.

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@stacy_redvirgo @ar15m4mid @head_tequila @1911_goz @CB618444 @RoxxxyGurL @FoxholeMedicine @gungal45 @PeachyPistola @southerngirl4T @lah3309 It's really not. Just another thing y'all are clueless on when it comes to Marxism

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@zmstenger @SirJamesGray @katherinegould @autistichoya It only leads to higher prices because of the profit business insist on making as well as what they insist on paying their executives. If you're making huge profit yet your workers are only making minimum wage, you are underpaying your workers.

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@thatladyj @CJ_sports_twit @rweb333 @ABC Massachusetts court just ruled that black people have good reason to run from the police

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James Harden is just Rick Ross if he discovered pears at an early age

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@vornietom

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If you say overly homophobic men are likely gay like it's some sort of insult, it makes me wonder if you're homophobic too.

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Just starting John Wick for the first time. What a cute puppy 😍

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@trumpetgrrrl @Kiyaa_tu @Mr_O_DaDirector @Neo_url @honestyredacted You need to read what I said again then. Like it or not, societal norms have been set by name and I'm saying they need to change. I've sent a few tweets trying to clarify that I don't blame women for this at all.

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From whom??

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@ChiquisCarleen @krassenstein Except he's a senator that makes laws for the whole country. We all lost.

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@CantGuardCourt @poloholic_214 "You tried to murder us" from a man that literally tried to murder him

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@MelissaDenizard @SocioDrew I just read about this the other day. In the 1700s there were so many riots and the founders of the country started the revolution in large part to squash it. It's from A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn

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"OMG! I like wine and pizza! I'm just a normal person. I'm so quirky!"

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@zmstenger @SirJamesGray @katherinegould @autistichoya No matter how "replaceable" you may find your employees, the business does not run without them therefore they should be compensated based on what they bring to the table. Not by how easily you can find someone else.

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For profit prisons? 🗣 OUTTA HERE

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If you could put one policy on the ballot what would it be?

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She is in her BAG!

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@Geee_Fro @missyymo @joshbugbee_ @pinkkittee @OffsetYRN And it's unique because of crossing over. The process of making a unique genetic code happens before fertilization. If a unique code is the problem then every month a woman goes through her cycle and every time a man masturbates would be murder lol

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@jaboukie Product of Caucasians?

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@NEPTUNIANBlTCH @Sam_I_Am320 @dudammili @Bekhari You still don't have that responsibility. When you get in relationship you premise to be faithful. The people not in your relationship didn't promise you anything so there is no standard you can hold them to. It's literally never their fault idc what they know

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@Astrochologist @Shalatheunicorn @WiseTakes Okay boomer

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@KiannaBanks @SheGoldBlooded_ I love whoever it is who won't tweet this bullshit

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@King_Sxma @profmusgrave No, Obi Wan had the high ground and that's why he got sliced up.

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Israel barbecued their own people and then used it as an excuse to commit genocide. Abolish the country immediately.

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@gypsyhussle1 @PerSources If every criticism that exists is true, then Shai is nothing but a foul baiter. If you watch Mavs basketball, you'd know what he does try, but he also has a way higher offensive load than Shai. They don't ask Shai to do shit on defense but play passing lanes. That's not hard

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@Geee_Fro @missyymo @joshbugbee_ @pinkkittee @OffsetYRN Kicking babies are past the point. Embryos don't kick.

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