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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
My trans daughter is gonna be at the @trailblazers pride game tmw and i couldnt be happier
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
Phil Knight to buy the Portland Trail Blazers
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Fiona
2 years
Be creative. What do girls want?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
11 months
The disgust on the coach's face is *delicious*
@blazers_palace
Blazers Palace
11 months
Nah this is so nasty by Shaedon
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
@highkin Talk your shit dame
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
This will be an enduring mental image I have of @Dame_Lillard
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Never get tired of knowing i got this plate @Dame_Lillard
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 months
If you could identify as somebody that can still defend an inbound pass, you might still be in the league
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Using this picture to talk about Damian Lillard leaving should be a Class A Felony in Oregon
@sam_amick
Sam Amick
1 year
Damian Lillard was going to ask out on Monday, but Blazers GM Joe Cronin wanted more time. Five days later, after another round of radio silence about upgrades, the call finally came. On Dame Time expiring in Portland, and what's next, at @TheAthletic
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
The most beautiful sound in the world is quiet Lakers fans.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
8 months
Do you understand that if we would've actually landed Wemby that he would have shattered both patellas at the pre-game buffet?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
Costco friends-
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Listen to me very carefully- Bam will not win a ring as long as he stays in Miami. That organization needs to do right by its greatest player. #FreeBam
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
This is about as cool as you can look.
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@velodus
Velodus
1 year
This is about as cool as you can look
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
The star wars rug "ties" it together
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 months
Propaganda has infiltrated the arena
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Heat fans have about as much will to actually get this trending as Pat Riley does to put a championship roster around Bam Adebayo. #FreeBam
@MIA_Heat_
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
My heart is unbelievably full please tag yourselves i'm @terry_was_taken
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Pat Riley to send Bam Adebayo to the Portland Trail Blazers. #FreeBam
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Fiona
2 years
Be creative. What do girls want?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Blowing 25 point leads multiple times in a season should be a fireable offense
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
I foresee dame and jerami agreeing to play with these guys and giving it to the deadline before rattling off 34 wins before all star break
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
11 months
We need to talk about how more men would get laid instantly if their rooms looked like this
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Thanks all. I got the promotion.
@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Im under an incredible amount of stress right now thats coming to a head tomorrow. I'll take any vibes you got
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Damian Lillard say sike right now and end this
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
7 months
Trans hate gets you blocked homes go find another team
@BlazerLegndSefo
Sefo
9 months
Wemby is built like 3 chopsticks put together Brandon Miller is ass Gradey’s last name is dick Thompson brothers too busy playing 2K Anthony Black looks like a transgender ITS SCOOT’S ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 😈😈😈😈😈😈
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
8 months
Good morning only to fans of Portland Trail Blazers Basketball
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the third star to put alongside Dame and Jerami was not coming from the free agency market
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 months
Protect this man with EVERYTHING
@BrennaGreene_
Brenna Greene
3 months
Matisse Thybulle describing a birthday present a member of the Blazers broadcasting crew game him might be, genuinely, one of the most pure things I have ever witnessed. This is worth 40 seconds of your time. I promise.
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@SheriffOfPDX
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1 year
Who does Utah think they are? Miami?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
11 months
Say hello sickos. Cassian Alexander Morrigan, born 1858 hours, 7/27
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
You all should probably start drinking now
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
Ayton, Scoot, and Shaedon getting to their proposed ceilings has to be a contending core. With Jerami as the veteran leader? Gimme a swig of that koolaid and then let it age three years.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
Its so beautiful
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
Kaily says hi everyone and hi @trailblazers
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Who TF asked you
@AndrewYang
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
1 year
I think 1. Damian Lillard asks to be traded and 2. Portland trades him to the Brooklyn Nets for a bevy of picks and useful vets on expiring contracts. 🏀🗽
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
6 months
Took a couple tries but we got Cass's first win
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
It's a good day.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
You dont fucking boo your own guys in a must win playoff game
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
This is FANTASTIC @ripcityremix
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Bam Adebayo would be 7'1" if he didnt play in Miami #FreeBam
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Shaedon Sharpe looks down at the net
@PelicansNBA
New Orleans Pelicans
1 year
bounce is different
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Sheriff of Portland
1 year
I might be out on cronin
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE YOU ASSHOLES
@Dame_Lillard
Damian Lillard
1 year
If the fans wana trade me … start the petition and send it in 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Great stats for future Blazers
@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
1 year
Jaime Jaquez Jr. tonight: 22 PTS - 3 REB - 53% FG Nikola Jovic tonight: 21 PTS - 8 REB - 58% FG 🔥🔥🔥
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
After exercising the player option for 2025-26, Giannis and Dame win their second chip in three years. Ayton signs a max here as his deal ends that year too. Dame doesn't exercise the 26-27 option on his extension, and signs a 1 yr deal to win with the young core here and retire
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Facts. We know who the actual villains in this story are, not Dame
@evanempdx
evanem
1 year
Can Jody just get this over with and sell the team already?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
You're Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
Alyssa Milano
5 months
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
You misunderstand. The heart of the movement is not to bring Bam to Portland. It is to get him free of somewhere he is not appreciated. Why won't the @MiamiHEAT build around him and get him a championship? #FreeBam
@PMGAUDII
S W A N G ❗
1 year
@SheriffOfPDX Y’all whole team suck! 😂 y’all couldn’t even make a difference with damian. One of the best player in the whole NBA. What makes y’all think y’all can do it with Bam 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
I think the matchbooks are my favorite part
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
6 days
Counterpoint-
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
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im supportive of everyone having a hobby but there is no cool way to smoke a cigar. it always looks really dumb I'm sorry
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
23 days
We as a society need to stop joking about exploding another whale carcass and just fucking do it.
@fox12oregon
FOX 12 Oregon
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UPDATE: NOAA says the dead whale seen floating off the Oregon coast has washed ashore. The public is being asked to stay away from the carcass so they can conduct an exam:
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 years
Hi friends
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
11 months
You guys do a real good job hyping up guys that lose to the blazers
@NBA
NBA
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The Hornets first round picks showed up and showed out tonight 💪 Nick Smith Jr. (33 PTS) Brandon Miller (26 PTS) #NBA2KSummerLeague
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
The sheer audacity of this franchise to do this AGAIN
@CamThePerson
Cam
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WHY IS THERE AN APOSTROPHE
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Aaron Fentress and Dwight Jaynes could only hope and pray to do as much good for #RipCity as @rickybellspdx has. Good god
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
You can go fuck yourself
@U2beM
U2BE Matchmaker
5 months
@SheriffOfPDX That is what happens when you have a black head coach in the NBA or NFL. Made a big mistake firing Stotts.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
I cannot wait for dame to hit a third series winning buzzer beater next year to go to the scorers table, grab the mic, and yell out "CREAAAAAAAAAM CITAAAAAAAY!"
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Rent fucking free for seven fucking months #freebam
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
SHOUT OUT TO THE @bosnianbeast27 WHO GETS TO GO PLAY FOR A RING ON A CONTENDER TOO. NURK FEVER FOREVER
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
I knew i was gonna feel relieved but goddamn this is great. Lets get unhinged for Scoot and Shaedon
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Ready to lose followers for this one but Gary was still clearly playing hurt and wasnt going to help this team this year, if ever. Will watch how many games and minutes he plays in GS very closely tho
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Performative appreciation warning- Happy 23rd anniversary to my wife B. Thank you for not caring that this weirdo grew up to like basketball and imaginary friends on the internet
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
6 months
This season doesnt even need to be about continual improvement and there will be valleys. But by god this should be unacceptable and its happened multiple times under multiple rosters in obvious non-tanking situations with both veteran players and rookies. Fire Chauncey
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Delete your account
@HeatNationCom
Heat Nation
1 year
Would you trade Jaime Jaquez for Damian Lillard?
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
Absolutely not
@blazers_palace
Blazers Palace
9 months
It’s time to make peace, #ripcity and #heatnation
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
To Portland
@Giannis_An34
Giannis Antetokounmpo
1 year
I’m tired of the disrespect. I’m coming.
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Sheriff of Portland
1 year
There it is. The dumbest thing on the internet.
@colincowherd
Colin Cowherd
1 year
The league has always given the Kings the whistle. Frustrating for those of us that just want a fair game. #WeakT
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
6 months
Merry xmas or some such nonsense
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
I hear players are paying attention to how Joe Cronin handled the entire Damian Lillard situation
@ByJayKing
Jay King
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Jrue Holiday said working with Joe Cronin was very easy and Cronin worked with Holiday get him to a place he wanted to be.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 months
Narrator: he is a bigot
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Hey i like this picture
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
Raise your hand if youre gonna keep masking indoors after March
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
I dont like the news one bit. I also know my guy pulled the ask out trigger a little quick after the draft & is on record saying he knows there wasnt necessarily a path to contention here simply by moving the picks We all want everything too. Sometimes you just don't get it.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Its over. Fire Chauncey Billups
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
2 years
Thank you @trailblazers and thank you @Dame_Lillard
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
WE DID SO WELL YESTERDAY AND NOW WE'RE A BLUBBERING MESS
@trailblazers
Portland Trail Blazers
9 months
the work. the discipline. the humility. thank you, Dame 🌹
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 months
Fuck all the way off
@NBA
NBA
3 months
Join us in wishing @MilesBridges of the @Hornets a HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
8 months
Your Blazers are .500 for the first time since the first week of January
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
Ok I promise this is the last time Best game of the year.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
WILL SOMEONE HIRE THIS GUY ALREADY
@JackMoranDesign
Jack Moran
4 months
Perfect time to drop the Blazers x Fred Meyer collab jersey.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
9 months
The Blazers could just re-release the carpet jersey this year and still be better than any other city jersey we've seen
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Damian Lillard is a Trail Blazer
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
I dont know if you understand what its like having extended periods of life where you don't have a tribe. It is forever my goal to help anyone to feel the joy i did tonight. If you were a part of it, thank you. If you weren't there and wanted to be, you were missed.
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Sheriff of Portland
3 years
Blazers Twitter Legends
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
I need that Nets trade accepted
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
5 months
The @ripcityremix get added to the wall
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
10 months
The 71 point performance by Damian Lillard on 2/26 was the last time the Blazers won at home.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
3 months
You know what? Fuck it. I think I'm a great leader and there's not a doubt in my mind that I earned this promotion
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
11 months
I am begging him to change his name
@NBA
NBA
11 months
David Duke Jr. skies for the impressive one hand alley-oop! He's got 24 PTS as the Nets have a late lead in the #NBA2KSummerLeague
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Finally number one at something
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Thank you so much @jojopdx
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
1 year
Meyers Leonard, ladies and gentlemen
@Mr_TsCulture
Rizzy Balboa
1 year
🤣🤣💀
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Sheriff of Portland
9 months
DAMIAN. FUCKING. LILLARD.
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
4 months
Proud of you portland
@highkin
Sean Highkin
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LOUD boos for Josh Giddey in player intros.
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Sheriff of Portland
1 year
19th best player in the league my ass
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@SheriffOfPDX
Sheriff of Portland
8 months
Gotta give some credit to Chauncey on this one. He was engaged from the jump and active on the sidelines getting guys to their spots
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