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@SerpensDiabolus

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Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. I'm a black star. If you're going to tweet at me, do it with style.

Joined August 2019
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
What? I've barely even started.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
11 months
Is everyone okay?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
Don't do this when you're bored. Don't do this when you're bored. Don't do this when you're bored. Don't do this. Don't.
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1 year
Bookshelf Sorting
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Viral, Angel. The word is 'viral'.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
9 months
Aziraphale is away this week. So if there's anything pressing it'll just have to wait until he gets back, and in the meantime I'm looking after the shop. Won't that be fun for all involved?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
9 months
Books everywhere. Maybe I should actually read a few of them?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell If not now, when? No. I'm done waiting. I'm in my own time now, Angel. Now it's your turn to wait for me. If that's what you want.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell You soft idi... .. ngn
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
2 months
I'm back.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Yeah I think we probably should. How can sketches of my hands feel so intimate? Excellent drawings. Pleiades?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@everygo2line And we kissed, as though nothing could fall
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Okay people. You've had him for long enough now. I'm taking him back - stop asking for hugs - you have ten minutes, and then we're off. No arguments.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
11 months
Once again, humans have managed to corrupt something in ways that I couldn't even have imagined - but it takes a true genius to limit their own business revenue while doing so. Cheers, Musk - what a move. Wish I'd thought of it.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
Puttinig it bluntly - there is only one @Mr_AZ_Fell . He is on here, and occasionally on Tumblr. He is not on TikTok, and he doesn't run his own website.
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A. Z. Fell & Co.
10 months
It has been brought to my attention that various aspects of my twitterial presence are being used elsewhere without my knowledge. I would prefer that my bookshop logo not be attached to other accounts. For one thing, you didn’t ask me first β€” which is rude β€”
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
24 days
Angel? @Mr_AZ_Fell I have a surprise for you.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell What else did you sketch while I was sleeping?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
13 days
We've been on Earth since the beginning. From our perspective, this is just a continuation of many thousands of years of atrocities commited by humans, to humans. Wanting it to end isn't a statement of support for any side. Why is that so hard for some of you to understand?
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A. Z. Fell & Co.
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Displacing families is wrong. Starving, hounding and murdering terrified people is wrong. I have hung no flag in my shop window to tell my neighbours that I hold this opinion, and still I abhor cruelty, and hatred, and murder.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
Aziraphale is 'trending'... First time for everything, I suppose.😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell @GoodOmensPrime I still prefer my solution.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Now, Angel.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@GoodOmensPrime Burn it with FIRE.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@CamilleCailloux @Mr_AZ_Fell I go too fast for him.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
Well, one of us is rich... Fancy a cuppa, Angel?😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Yes. This new openness is it's unnerving, Angel.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 month
I was just talking to someone who is convinced that Earth is flat and the stars are stuck on a dome. And then had the /gall/ to quote the Bible to me as proof. I agreed wholeheartedly, of course. 😈 What's going on? I thought you guys left these ideas behind with Eratosthenes.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@everygo2line Just for one day.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
I know what I'm cooking... #BakingWithAziraphale
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell It'll take a while to get used to.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell No nightingales. Only crows.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Why yellow?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@CamilleCailloux @Mr_AZ_Fell Great - let's give it another century or three shall we?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell @_dizziwolf You haven't? You mean today, or...? Yes. Very remiss.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@alumi_go Oops, must've missed that in beta.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
21 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell Now you can have crepes whenever you like.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell No need. They all know who you are, Angel. That's why they're following you. When you say it could take some time... how much time, exactly?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell HACKERS. I swear you do this on purpose. You do, don't you?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
2 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I wouldn't bet on that.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
Twitter just asked me to verify that I'm a human. ... I feel vaguely insulted.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell You made your choice. Deal with it. Like an idiot, I waited until the last possible moment in case you changed your mind. I knew you wouldn't. Whatever's coming, I'll make sure you get what you deserve. That is my promise to you.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Heard it all before. They're using you. They always will. You're never going to see clearly from within their constraints. Ah what's the point? You're not listening to me. You're listening to them.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
I finally managed to get a chance to create something for #snektober .
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I'm just reading through now. Some of this is brutal.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell On my way. And the rest of you internet folk - I know you like Aziraphale, so just be k... you know - how he'd expect you to be.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I spent most of the evening asleep, didn't I?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell @munchamuhkuchie One hug. Just one. Under sufferance.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell They're 'tweets' Angel. At least I think they're still called tweets. Can't exactly X someone, can you? Anyhow, yeah the timestamps are all over the place.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell There's bold, there's daring, and then there's this. I mean, this is next level stuff. You're quite sure you haven't been drinking?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I do sound angry, and yet not as angry as I actually recall, if that makes sense? I don't think I'd have been this coherent. It is strange.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell That's handy.😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell You think I don't realise that? You still have the one that matters most of all. Obviously. You still have God.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
That'll teach 'em. LOL Angel.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell A few days just to look at drawings you did - of me? Or are there other drawings - notable people, events, that kind of thing?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell You live in Soho. You know what a... Never mind. So the 22nd, then. Do you think the solstice had anything to do with it? I'm not really sure how.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I hope enough time has passed for us to discuss this now... Did you actually spend any time thinking about the consequenses of giving the first humans a lethal weapon? You know I wasn't really joking when I asked what if you'd done the bad thing and I'd done the good one, right?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
7 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Broken in - has access to twitter and is posting pretending to be you? Yes, I know I have access. You know it's not me, right?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Babsiwuff @Mr_AZ_Fell @a_krenich @zirascrow A catchy little number. I've even managed to get commercial businesses to use it in their advertising. It always makes people smile.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell VERY COLOURFUL. A SMIDGE RACY YOU SAY? 😈 ... How much alcohol have you had?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Threat or promise?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Exactly - but you know how these things work. Start off with a foggy night and some odd event, and before you know it storytellers have embellished the tale, and suddenly everyone believes there's a gateway between worlds on certain days, when the right conditions are met.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
2 years
Okay. Okay I still can't fathom it... how the heaven did you manage to guess every single card @Mr_AZ_Fell ? That shouldn't have been possible.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@Bookdemon89891 Aha, see? Even creatures who don't read fall asleep when confronted by Shakespeare.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
5 months
@likeFigarowithL @Mr_AZ_Fell @MielPetit1 You know we used to swap jobs, right?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
7 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Maybe someone has hacked your account. Try changing your password?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
Hey, Aliens! If you're buzzing about America, attempting to spread your message of universal peace and cosmic harmony, you're a bit rubbish at it, aren't you? DO BETTER!
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
7 months
Hehehehe...😈
@AldiUK
Aldi Stores UK
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Looks so good you could eat it? Now you can! Our new Lickable Wrapping Paper is coming this Christmas.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Now that takes some talent.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@grayesesty 😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
To celebrate reaching 666 followers, I'm following Aziraphale's example and holding an 'I gave it away' event. I'm giving away this unique hand-sculpted, one-of-a-kind leather mask. For close-up photos of the design, and details of how you can win this - see below.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
2 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell This will always amuse me.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell What's going on?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
7 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell @CamilleCailloux Mm. I don't want to worry you but some strange things are happening here too. Echoes.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
@Mr_AZ_Fell She's been through worse.😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Well quite. Though that was unfortunate. There's at least three local stories still knocking around though, and various others dotted throughout the county. Once one village has a legend, others must have their own version to make themselves more interesting... and so it expands.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Hahaa - I suppose I did.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
6 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Oh yes. Various versions, various details, all different. Poor old Arthur Machen. Every time he tried to set the record straight the story got bigger. You could say you were viral too.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
One from the vaults. Raphael Sanzo da Urbino was a gifted young man with a wicked sense of humour, especially when under the Influence. I'm particularly fond of his sketch of the Archangel Gabriel delivering the son of God to Mary.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
9 months
Fomenting discord.😈
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The Ratties πŸ€πŸ˜‡
9 months
As boss said, we have a safe place to "serve our feelings of discord". If you want to talk about the Documentary or to @Mr_AZ_Fell you can find him (and @SerpensDiabolus ) here If the invite stops working at any point, just DM us. πŸ€πŸŒˆ
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
Right. That's that done, Angel. One letter delivered to a rival bookstore @Sotherans Bloody awful weather out here. Next time, how about you deliver your own sodding messages in the rain, hmm? Want me to pick anything up on the way back? @Mr_AZ_Fell
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
2 years
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas, just like the ones we used to know, With raindrops falling and puddles forming, and children crying 'cos there's no snow... We might need a slight weather adjustment here, @Mr_AZ_Fell Haha - have a good one folks.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Solosoyalgu @michaelsheen @Mr_AZ_Fell While I appreciate the ...compliment? I've never claimed to be a human actor. 😈
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell This and that.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell I didn't really believe you the first time. Seriously?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
3 years
I know, I know, I've been very remiss in keeping up with my own #snektober challenges. To make up for it I'm cheekily offering several in one. So here we have Caduceus AND Star. And possibly Feathers as well. And mayyybe Wings. Aaannd also Serpent. Hahaa!
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
9 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell What is this?
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
8 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell Dandelions. Okay. I get it. I just assumed you were reminiscing about Jon Pertwee.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
10 months
@Mr_AZ_Fell You didn't tell me about those, you sneaky sod.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell So do I. Maybe a schooner.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
22 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell After last night, I'm not surprised.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
I have a Christmas gift from an Angel. Not /that/ Angel. It's so very very pink.
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
1 year
Happy New Year!
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Anthony J Crowley 🐍
23 days
@Mr_AZ_Fell Save that for an occasion worth celebrating. Okay, I can't I can't ... Angel, you do realise you flashed the entire internet, right?
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