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@SemperWry

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Snorlax by day, hero by night.

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Definitely Danny
2 years
Photo Credit: @Jacquelyn_M / @AP
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Dylan Wells
2 years
D.C. Police Officer Daniel Hodges tells me he was in his head when he and other law enforcement officers were approached by witness/rioter Stephen Ayers, trying to decide if he should shake his hand. “I asked him if he was sorry and he said ‘yes,’ and I said ‘I hope so.’”
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Congrats to all the Officers who defended the Capitol, and may we never forget those we lost.
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Guy who ripped off my gas mask and beat me with my baton found guilty on all assault charges, sentencing later this year.
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Lori Sirianni
10 months
Remember this young police officer, Daniel Hodges, who was crushed in doors to the Capitol and viciously assaulted on Jan 6? The insurrectionist who did this to him, Steven Cappuccio, 53, of Universal City, Texas, was CONVICTED in a bench trial yesterday. Sentencing date Oct 19.
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I was directly behind Biden a year ago here. Unfortunately this meant I couldn't space out since I was on camera constantly. But it did let me see the teleprompter as he gave his speech. He was sharp, fumbled rarely, recovered quickly and improvised at times. He ain't senile.
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I submitted the following statement to the court for the sentencing of Steven Cappuccio, the man who ripped off my gas mask and beat me with my own baton on 1/6/21.
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Oh hey 7 years ago today I finished the academy.
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Not my experience.
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Rep. Jim Jordan
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No one Backs The Blue more than President Trump.
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This morning I left work a little early, exchanged a quick word with Sgt. Jin Park on my way out. About 30 minutes later when he was going home he crashed on his motorcycle and died on the scene. This hurts. Good Ofc, Sgt, and man. Fought with me on J6.
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From the court ruling that Trump engaged in insurrection. Possibly the most important thing I'll ever do.
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Fun Fact: When @Netflix was approached about running the film, they declined, saying that they wanted to remain "neutral" this election year. Appeasing insurrectionists isn't neutral. Not wanting to anger the Trump cult isn't impartial; it's cowardice and greed.
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Trailer for January 6th documentary from Oscar-winning directors Sean and Andrea Fine, titled "The Sixth." Distributed by A24 on Amazon Prime in May.
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Yes. Please subpoena me. Please. I'm begging you. It would in no way backfire on you.
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
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I’m calling on @SpeakerJohnson to create a January 6th Select Committee. Releasing the tapes is not enough! There needs to be investigations and ACCOUNTABILITY for ALL of the lies, deceit, and lives ruined. Every member of the Jan 6th committee, Nancy Pelosi, FBI, DOJ, DC…
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"...I don’t have to be a constitutional lawyer to know this: If someone has already tried to subvert a free and fair election once, we should not let him try again."
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Patrick McCaughey III has been sentenced to 90 months in prison for crimes committed at the Capitol on Jan 6, including his assault on myself with a riot shield. I gave the following statement in person at sentencing.
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MI Police Union endorsed Trump cause he "supports law enforcement". I say that's false. They ask for receipts, I give them in thread. They block me. Attn LEO groups: if you're gonna endorse Trump, don't pretend it has to do with his "support" for law enforcement.
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Trump supports defunding police. -Stated desire to defund FBI -Days after his insurrection he called on Congress to remove $244 million for state and local police from a bill -President Biden has allocated $334 million to increase hiring for local police Explain. @MIPOAM
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Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
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Thanks Joe.
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The White House
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Metropolitan Police Department Officer Daniel Hodges fought to push surging insurrectionists away from a key tunnel into the Capitol on January 6, 2021. He returned to the line even after being brutally beaten. His testimony will help ensure that we never forget this attack.
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I testified as a witness in New Mexico this week in a civil trial against Insurrectionist Couy Griffin. If successful he will be barred from holding office under the 14th amendment and will create legal precedent for others who participated in J6.
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Heyyy shhhshshshhh. It's OK. It's OK! I know you've never read anything longer than a tweet so I went ahead and picked out the exact passage for you so you don't have to read the big scary legal document. I live to serve.
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One year ago, when they were showing the video of Pelosi and Schumer pleading with the DoD to send troops.
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10 months
I'll make with the purple prose at sentencing. Thanks to everyone for their support.
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Me interviewing real American hero @SergeantAqGo
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Trump vowed to "root out" what he referred to as the "radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country."
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Surprising no one, Trump lied about speaking to the family of the murder victim before using it to stoke the fires of xenophobia, red meat for his base.
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Niraj Warikoo
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The family of a slain woman in Michigan, Ruby Garcia, blasts Trump, saying he blatantly lied in his speech today about meeting with them: “He did not speak with any of us, so it was kind of shocking seeing that he had said that he had spoke with us"
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Hearing a Lieutenant General in the United States Army imply via the 5th Amendment he doesn't believe in the peaceful transfer of power is horrifying.
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Nicholas Wu
2 years
Here’s video of Mike Flynn taking the fifth when asked if the violence on 1/6 was justified - either morally or legally
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Trailer for January 6th documentary from Oscar-winning directors Sean and Andrea Fine, titled "The Sixth." Distributed by A24 on Amazon Prime in May.
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Hoo boy, that's....certainly my face. Thank you for the kind words!
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Natalee S. Snider
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In April 2017, I was a new ANCr, delivering newsletters very late at night, in Manor Park. It was dark, but I saw a young officer patrolling alone. We chatted, I thanked him for taking care of our neighborhood, took a photo & each went about our work. #DanielHodges nice guy/hero
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Hey @JoeBiden - consider my offer to open a Detective Agency together after you finish this side gig you've got going right now. You can be the wheelman.
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Citizens for Ethics
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BREAKING NEW: WE WON! The Colorado Supreme Court just ruled Donald Trump is disqualified from the ballot and from holding office under the 14th Amendment! Much more coming soon.
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omigahd THE Harry Dunn signed my book! He's such a dreamboat. via @ItsStephPerera
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This case in Illinois considered my testimony from Colorado to reach this ruling. No matter what happens, it is gratifying to see yet another court has ruled that Donald Trump engaged in insurrection and is barred from holding office. Thanks to @FSFP for putting in the work.
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Free Speech For People
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BREAKING: Illinois Court Rules Trump Disqualified for Engaging in Insurrection, Cannot Appear on Illinois Ballots. Full statement and court order -->
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In classic MPD fashion I just got final approval to attend the hearings on-duty. Expect some Angry Face energy emanating from the gallery.
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WATCH: Former Minister of Propaganda for Nazis and NBC hire Joseph Goebbels does not support killing Jews - something Hitler has promised to do. @NBCNews : Why not speak out earlier? Goebbels: Well when you're the voice of the Nazi party you kind of take one for the whole team.
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WATCH: Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel says she doesn’t support freeing those charged and convicted with crimes related to January 6th — something Donald Trump has promised to do if re-elected. @kwelkernbc : “Why not speak out earlier?” @RonnaMcDaniel : “When you’re the RNC
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MSNBC said I was too handsome and would make their anchors look homely (scheduling confusion), so they kept me in the hall.
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Morning Joe
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Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, Ret. Officer Michael Fanone & Officer Harry Dunn join Morning Joe now
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"They're not here to hurt me," said Trump on 1/6/21, after learning the crowd was armed with lethal weapons. He then indicated they could march in the Capitol. Donald Trump set me, my colleagues, Congress and the Vice President up.
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J6 made it personal for me in a way that Trump's fascistic dreams and general incompetence aren't for most. But anyone with a couple brain cells to rub together and a moral compass should find him repulsive even without him sending an army to kill you.
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Mueller, She Wrote
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New Biden ad:
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Ladies for a fiver I'll give you Harry's number. It's like hugging a gregarious sequoia.
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Harry Dunn
1 year
Looks like no connections were made... Kinda like my dating life. 🥴 Lol
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Look at this nerd hanging out in bookstores and talking to Congressmen.
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A friend and colleague who fought to defend the Capitol with me has anxiety issues now and is trying to find a new job. He's got Bachelor's degrees in Poly Sci and History. Smart, personable, professional. If anyone has a job connect in the DC area for this hero shoot me a DM.
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Did you know that Harry doesn't actually know how tall he is? He just makes up a number every time someone asks. Happy Birthday @libradunn
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Marge out here citing articles hosted on an .su domain as evidence of Ukrainian corruption. Guess what the domain .su is for? Good catch from @Havoc_Six
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@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
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Anyone who votes to fund Ukraine is funding the most corrupt money scheme of any foreign war in our country’s history. And forcing the American people to pay for it.
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New J6 documentary coming out on Amazon May 1st. Lots of good stuff there but these two frames hit hard for me.
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I hope I have the capacity to forgive the contrite, the fortitude to stand fast against those who aren't, and the wisdom to recognize which is which. Because as I say here: "If you de-incentivize the return to rationality, this culture war will never end."
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Hey @uscapitol , at the risk of being self-aggrandizing, was this ever plopped down on the west front? The law was enacted 3/15/22 and if I read it right, it should have been done by 3/15/23. H.R.2471 - Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2022 Sec 214(b)
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Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers.
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I had the honor of attending his memorial service. I saluted him before I left and thought, "There but for the grace of God go I."
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Ashleigh Rogers
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It was my honor to salute Officer Sicknick and his family on his final ride past the Capitol on the way to the medical examiner in the late hours of January 7, 2021.
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No, Detective, I didn't change out of my uniform, run to a separate part of the Capitol, grab a pole, hand it to a member of the mob to assist their assault, run back, change back. That fuzzy shadow isn't me. The only uncanny thing is how you figured out how to use a computer.
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1 year
Two years later and I see some things haven't changed.
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Y'all can thank @CREWcrew for making this possible.
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Citizens for Ethics
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BREAKING: A judge just ordered NM County Commissioner Couy Griffin removed from office under the 14th Amendment. This is the first time in 100+ years a court has disqualified a public official for participating in an insurrection.
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Of course I wish they didn't have these experiences, but it is a relief in a way, reading these victim impact statements, knowing I wasn't the only one with these thoughts. Makes it a little less lonely.
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Happy Veteran's Day~ If you are a veteran stateside make sure you celebrate in the traditional fashion: by hopping from restaurant to restaurant getting as many free meals with your military ID as possible.
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For me it's when, during Trump's speech on the 6th, he was advised many in the crowd were armed. "They're not here to hurt *me*." Implying he knew who they were there to hurt. And then he sent them to the Capitol, and to my colleagues and I.
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Josh Dawsey
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Of all the quotes in this ordeal, the one that continues to stand out in my mind is Trump instructing his acting attorney general in December 2020 to "just say that the election was corrupt and leave the rest to me and the Republican congressmen." Indictment revives it.
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I gave this statement at the sentencing of Clifford Mackrell, who among other things (including assaulting @SergeantAqGo ) attempted to gouge out my eye on J6. He received 27 months. You can see him attempting his impromptu transorbital lobotomy in the quoted tweet.
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SeditionHunters
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Why we do What we do!!! #NotLetIn #NotPeaceful
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NBC you could have hired me for half that and gotten some moral clarity in the bargain.
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Wajahat Ali
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If Ronna McDaniel is getting 300K from NBC News it's even a bigger travesty considering so many POC talent have been told by the networks that "we don't have the money."
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Today's indictments have been a long time coming, but in so many ways they only mark the beginning. Regardless, I'm grateful for Jack Smith, his team, and all who aided the investigation for getting us here. I look forward to the trial; may it be as speedy as it is consequential.
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Chart courtesy of WaPo: mention of migrant caravans on cable news before and after an election
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@nwarikoo
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The sister of a slain woman slammed GOP & Trump for using her sister's death to whip up anti-immigrant hysteria: “Nobody really speaks about when Americans do heinous crimes...why he would just bring up illegals. What about Americans who do heinous crimes”
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Excuse me sir do you have a license to be that small?
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35 years ago, the Earth produced its magnum opus. Happy Birthday, me.
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Wall art just finished! It includes: Flattering political cartoon from @DWFitztooner Pens used by @JoeBiden and @SpeakerPelosi to sign the Congressional Gold Medal into law Copy of said medal Nametape I wore for years, including on Jan 6th 2021
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Looking for help ID'ing this guy. I think (not 100% certain) he's the one who tried to gouge out my eye on the west terrace after the line collapsed. If any sleuths out there recognize him/the outfit, or have a shot of him actually doing it I'll be your best friend. 🧵
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For those of you still going on about a Democrat witch-hunt: The #January6thCommittee doesn't have any Trump loyalists on it for the same reason the 9/11 commission didn't have any members of Al-Qaeda - there's a conflict of interest.
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Breaking: Speaker Nancy Pelosi vetoed two of Kevin McCarthy’s picks to serve on the Jan. 6 committee, a move guaranteed to spark major backlash among House Republicans
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From cartoonist John Darkow. 9/10, missed the blood coming out of my mouth.
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One of these guys still has a job and is not being sued for workplace sexism and harassment.
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I remember when I was a wee lad thinking the Supreme Court was the superior branch of government because justices were servants of the law, not politics. Anyway. The follies of youth.
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Mike Sacks
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Justice Thomas just suggested J6, legally, is no different than any other violent attempt to disrupt official proceedings
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
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Make it an even ten and I'll throw in Fanone's. Ladies I can confirm he smells of sandalwood and wild stallions.
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Ladies for a fiver I'll give you Harry's number. It's like hugging a gregarious sequoia.
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Trump supports defunding police. -Stated desire to defund FBI -Days after his insurrection he called on Congress to remove $244 million for state and local police from a bill -President Biden has allocated $334 million to increase hiring for local police Explain. @MIPOAM
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Biden campaign calls me to talk on the day my barber is closed. Trump 2024.
@BidenHQ
Biden-Harris HQ
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January 6 police officer Hodges: Trump told shooting survivors to ‘get over it.’ He called men and women who died serving this country, ‘suckers and losers.’ We know who this man is. It’s why his own Vice President who his supporters threatened to hang is refusing to endorse him
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I guess I'm sitting next to Sean Penn?
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1 year
I've got a wobbly table that this will fix nicely.
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@kylegriffin1 @NBCNews This Officer Hodges guy sounds both intelligent and handsome. Also I'm with DC Metropolitan Police Department, not Capitol Police; they're two different agencies.
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I am begging the media, with tears in my eyes, to try to give me more than a couple hours notice before they want me on the tee vee. Some of us have regular jobs. Or actually start paying me to appear on your programs since all these smooth brains think I'm getting paid anyway.
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Congrats buddy, good luck to you!
@libradunn
Harry Dunn
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On January 6th, I defended our democracy from insurrectionists as a Capitol Police Officer. After, President Biden honored me with the Presidential Citizens Medal. Today, I’m running for Congress to stop Trump's MAGA extremists & ensure it never happens again. Join me:
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You have my word if a Democrat ever attempts to overthrow the United States government, I'll testify in whatever capacity I can to that fact. Until then, it's just the one guy who tried it, and so I testified appropriately. I'm sorry that's politically inconvenient for you.
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Erick Erickson
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You Democrats are setting precedents that will be used against you.
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After viewing raw video and comparing with my BWC and memory I can confirm 100% this is the guy who tried to gouge out my eye. I'll reach out to the prosecution and let them know. Thank you everyone who shared and helped. Y'all are awesome and I'm glad you're on America's side
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Kay
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@SemperWry @MThymol Not the clearest view but I think this is you. It's 2:29:18-25 PM. Starting at about :25 in
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Merry Christmas/Eve, especially to those who have to work. Here's me being jolly, working Christmas years ago.
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When they judge said she had 3 dates for the trial start I whispered to Harry and Gonnell that Trump will pick the last one. Lo and behold, and the overflow room crowd laughed out loud for a second.
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Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow.
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How do you get a National Guardsman off your front porch? Just pay for the pizza. Happy Veteran's Day
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It is not a sad day when a President gets indicted. The sad day is when that President commits serious crime and gets elected, defended, and lionized. Indicating a President based on fact is an affirmation that no one is above the law in the US and is a day to be celebrated.
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The exciting thing about working out post-youth is injuring muscles you never thought possible.
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My "I love me" wall.
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Who's that handsome guy dutifully guarding a column for some reason?
@frankthorp
Frank Thorp V
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Totally floored and honored that a selection of portraits from the 'Faces of the Jan 6 Investigation' piece won 1st place in the @NPPA Best of Photojournalism 'portrait series' category! So grateful for everyone who sat for a portrait and told their story for the piece -->
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Man there are not many people on this Earth I would geek out about but a Python noticing me does it. @EricIdle
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This Speaker keruffle really drives home how the GOP is just an undulating mass of grievances where every so often a face emerges from the seething morass long enough for the public to recognize, until crime and scandal drives it back into the amoral goop from whence it came.
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Conspiracy theorist incel who doesn't understand why women find him repulsive, Star Trek, takes time out of his busy day to let me know he's glad I was assaulted.
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10 months
The 29th Infantry Division, activated 1917 and participant in the Battle of Normandy, can now add another historical battle to its CV I guess. Thanks for nothing brother.
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10 months
BREAKING: Jan. 6 rioter who charged police while carrying a concealed handgun sentenced to seven years
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2 years
I sat next to Sean "Puffy" Penn today for today's house of horrors. There were several cameras pointed at us.
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9 months
@MuellerSheWrote I guess January 6th would have been a bit on the nose.
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2 months
Per the AP, Trump's recent legal debt is ~$542m. But in 2020 the NYT estimated his debt at $421m If he hasn't paid anyone significantly he currently owes almost 1 billion ($1,000,000,000) dollars. I feel like this is something journalists should tell voters, because he won't.
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8 months
Donald Trump says he weighs 15 pounds lighter than me and is 4-5 inches taller.
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8 months
Hahaha no. For reference I'm 230lbs these days.
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4 months
This year really is a fulcrum of American history and - due to continued US hegemony - the trajectory of humanity. Do what you can. Vote. Persuade. Support. Don't let my colleague's and our ancestors sacrifices be in vain. America still has a lot to give, if we but let it.
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2 years
Jesus, if most journalists had half the tenacity of this man.
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Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus
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“One of the tragic consequences” of a deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol that left law enforcement officers with life altering injuries is that GOP lawmakers had less of an opportunity to spew lies about the 2020 election, Mike Pence tells @DashaBurns .
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7 months
Santos could be heard through the door to his office singing softly, "Tonight tonight, my plans I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the baby I take. The queen will never win the game, for Rumpelstiltskin is my name." Congress has 1 more day to say his real name to banish him.
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George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”
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1 year
Me, Nancy Pelosi, and George Soros all got together and hashed it out over brunch. Then we shed our human disguises and sunbathed, letting the rays from your planet's star warm our scales.
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@SemperWry Who wrote that for you ?
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