ＳEAN ＭZWANDILE @SeanMTVOfficial Twitter profile

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ＳEAN ＭZWANDILE

@SeanMTVOfficial

9 months

Friday Afternoons after work are for @Kumushawines 🍷

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8 months

The level of Confusion in this convo between this 🇿🇦Zulu Guy and the 🇿🇼Ndebele Dude In this Video is wild😭🤣😅.....

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@MichaelBucwa @KELLYROWLAND Akume nawe nje, ugcwele Yonke indawo. just wait for Pearl Thusi and leave Kelly Rowland for some of us. Nkwe nkwe lunch Ari Lennox...Nkwe nkwe nkwe Lunch Pearl Thusi Nkwe nkwe nkwe lunch Kelly Rowland. Awusuti yini

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@Bhere18_b All this is easy to achieve, you just have to realign your priorities and invest in yourself. This is possible. Problem is that we don't want to make the necessary sacrifices.

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@sanelenkosix I can't even find a single R5 coin under my bed...smh🤦🏿

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1 year

@Neliswa_Nelli I hate these gendered wars of 'indoda must or Umfazi must etc etc, because some of the takes are just proposterous and ridiculous. I just want peace and love on my timeline. Only people with like minded philosophies. This is a cry for help at times if we look at if closely

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@kubayi99 @MashotoKomane You going to put a ring on it soon? Or you going to keep it as it is.

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@YouDunnoVusi Usharp mina angiboni inkinga lapha 🤷🏿, uzgqokele kahle lomuntu

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@MayaKweeeen Some cross that boundary and unfortunately most really don't take professionalism, self respect and ethics into it , so yes.. It happens.

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7 months

Finally, 👏👏We are being appreciated out here.....🇿🇼Ndebele Men are Warriors 😅😉 #WeFearFokol

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2 years

I hate this "men are intimidated by a strong & independent woman" narrative No... We're afraid of the absence of feminine energy in our relationships.

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3 months

@Cwenga_Sir I don't why people think that the bullets shot in the air won't come back to haunt them, literally Check this video out..

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10 months

From 'Man on fire' to 'The Equalizer 3', Dakota Fanning and Denzel Washington 19 years later...... Time really does fly.🙄🫨

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6 months

@sanengema_ 22 year old is a teenager?

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1 year

@BonganiNtuli Glad I got myself sterilized as someone who doesn't want kids. So I don't have to have these uncomfortable conversations and my prospective partner doesn't have to worry.

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9 months

@dududube Actually it was poor camera quality depending on the phone that was used to take the picture 📸 and the angle So There is that....

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2 years

@coach_lauram

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11 months

@Am_Blujay I actually asked myself the same thing uyazi...yeah she is on the album for the movie but she could have contributed more in terms of marketing wise

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"Where do u see yoself in 5 years?" "How come you don't have funeral cover"? "Whats your credit score?", "Why you always out wit the boys & spending more time wit me?" Delusional Hun : clear R3k cart on Shein.this is 'Intentional love'. U vele ubone ukuthi wehh 😭😭😭😭😭

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@Vhoyde

1 year

I want women to stay as delusional as they are shem. It makes them easier to chop. You ever try to shela a realistic and grounded woman? Hell.

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@RefilweSeboko Sex has nothing to do with success. Thank you. If your business is going to fail, it will fail whether you sleeping with one or 10 women. Just use protection. Many thanks

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@_RebaS R8700 monthly payment for a car is absolutely crazy in itself. If you are patient enough & disciplined. You can literally buy 2 studio apartments in emerging mid density areas in Gauteng. Build wealth instead of looking rich trying to Impress people who don't care about you🤦🏿

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7 months

@ingagubeka You know he can fix this place up, put Mandela memorabilia and make its a Nelson Mandela Airbnb attraction and watch the money roll up

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9 months

@SizweDhlomo Context for those wondering....

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2 years

If people can go to Dubai and eat shit, I'm sure there's something like squid games going on in some part of this world.

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@lindz_malindz Once a woman cheats she has completely exited the relationship. You are right...most men can't see thst he has essentially provided a gap for the other guy to jump in and cover.....she cheats break up with her....don't Start some 50 50 nonsense 🙄

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@mathabommotaung @G_G_T2 I actually think the kids from the other man weighed heavily, infact they should have atleast accepted like R20k since he got a kid with her because if they break up, Who is going to pay R70k plus for a woman with three kids From two different men?

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2 years

ASAP Rocky cheated on Rihanna & they broke up!!😑.... I bet Drake is in the studio writing a verse about this.... Drakes bars: Your relationship, Rocky Come see me ASAP for some cocky.

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5 months

@daddyhope Lol even if they all resign...ED will finish his term nicely...and zanu pf will field their new candidate, anyways the military won't allow anyone from the opposition to rule saka what's the plan ? Register to vote..again.....lol no thanks. Enjoy the decline

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7 months

@AyndaMthimkhulu And then???

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1 year

@ShadayaKnight Worse part is that the Prisoner Guy got the Genuine burning desire from her that her ex husband never got in the entirety of their marriage. She even paid her own lobola to this guy, while he was in prison. I need his muthi😅🤣 because wow

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7 months

@_Tinashe88 Lol nigga you got time 😭

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2 years

She posted this a few mins Ago... She looks like she will be fine.... It appears Depression seems to be hitting a lot of our youth back in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 these days. Maybe it's time we discuss this further in society. A YouTube video on this?🤔🤔, maybe, maybe a Twitter Space?

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@Vhoyde This is funny because it's true🤣💀☠️,

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ＳEAN ＭZWANDILE

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8 months

@oddet_m Jessica we are Live🤣

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ＳEAN ＭZWANDILE

@SeanMTVOfficial

2 years

@_Siphokazi_ I am not going to lie madam, you look like a very feminine and inspirational woman. From just these pictures alone, I can tell he got a good one. Umuhle Sis. Brother if you reading this. Heed my words!! "Good Women get snatched up quickly off the market, Do the right thing".

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@hlovo_ Done 🤝

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9 months

@IamBonkosi_SA God am I a Tree?.i See what you doing for other children ...what am I doing wrong 😭😭

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@ShadayaKnight They slip into the Epiphany phase, inonzi eat pray love Then at 29, they start shaming you for dating younger women, heeee u want younger women so you can control and manipulate them easily. After 26 , women are set in their ways don't be a victim

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7 months

@Camberry_cam @mlota_azola Instead of using that money ti better your family or how about date nights with your wife, you are comfortable with a debit order of R2000 leaving your account to satisfy your penis Talk about Poor Penis Management.

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Some people just come on X, no posts, no arguments, just reposting, liking & laughing by themselves they are so cool ❤️

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@Restart_Azania Please don't forget some of us who got vasectomies as well as a 4th option.

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@muzy747 That R620k is enough to buy a house but ke, yall want to drive these expensive depreciating metal machines just to impress people who don't care about you. Property is the Future.

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8 months

If this is the guy Lupita broke up with, it’s okay.🤣

The Instigator

@Am_Blujay

8 months

Meet Selema Masekela son to the late great Hugh Masekela who turned Lupita Nyongo into a motivational speaker.

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@Sihle93Sihle Only we are both seeking a monogamous serious courtship-leading-to-marriage , then yes I agree. If it's a We-met-on-tinder, Come over to my place late at night for Netflix and chill Casual situationship then I honestly think you are doing too much bro🤷🏿😩

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@lee_Duruwe_ So when they count down their salaries 3 days after getting paid, doesn't that speak to their spending habits rather than profession and the external need for validation. As for studying further to subsidize their designations, I m not sure what that means but if you investing

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5 months

@daddyhope It begins from the leadership, at the top level in opposition, Nelson chamisa needs to take accountability for the mess he has made in opposition since 2018 up til now. He shows accountability by resigning from Politics altogether so that the opposition can find itself under a

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6 months

@zimcelebs1 How do you eat disgruntled 🤣🤣, like are you chewing angry? This comes to mind tbh

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@daddyhope Mina vele I don't want to hear anything about Zim politics these days, I am in support of leaving zim, Run run run away, settle yourself where you are then get your family out

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I like dates. I like healthy communication. I love sex 🤭😍. I like quality time. I like reassurance, and i most certainly like reciprocated energy.

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4 months

@u_ratoe Let's also marry before we carry ladies ......have some accountability for once in 2024. Thanks -Management.

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3 months

@Kokoleo_zn Old mutual actuaries watching this tweet

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9 months

@_RealScotlande So women vele hate it when you come see them empty handed or it's a love language thing etc etc This isn't the first time I m seeing this on the TL. I never thought it was a big deal . So if a guy comes empty handed , is that a bad thing or does it mean he don't love you?

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The Young Boy who became a Man. Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 to me😎😁🙃

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@Mo_Magoda The revolution will not be spotified 🤣😭😭

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This After 30 chat seems not to take into consideration SA unemployment crisis! Without proper employment & financial education, you can get to 30 and still be unemployed and Antisocial.... You don't just get to 30, and money miraculously finds you....

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@Mamphephethe_10 @soldatlunga_ This is also true to a certain extent, men have the power to invite women they like in their lives so we can't complain sometimes as if we are being allocated

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The face😉😎. The Toy.

Dr Bomie 🤗

@Bomie_Mlata

9 months

The face 😊. The Toy

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@_ShaunKeyz Bro you forgot to mention us Ndebele people as well?....many thanks

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@jade_billions Hence why it's important that if marriage ID what you want. Communicate right and there , 1st date and give it 6 months if he not moving in that direction then you know where you stand. Personally I think Dating is dumb...the ability to just accommodate someone and give them

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Your Parents don't even know that you were once a step mother, 😭😭😭😭

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@Que_Nande He a real one🔥. Solid dude. Met him once in EL. Definitely not broke

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@Shonny_SA @AsanteOnBoards @LeadersJournal_ 😂😂😂🤣 kuzolunga mfwethu

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@maryjaneexplore linked-in, it works when you follow the recommended jobs, stop typing amen in posts, apparently that repels recruiters off

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@brian___jethro It's 15 000 usd with add ons and performance related clauses, bringing the entire deal to 19kusd.

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Wena, Why are you rating amanye amadoda wena uyindoda? Are you Moody's Rating Agency? They are not going to sleep with you instead, Zwide!!!

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2 years

@Hey_Lwazi @MashotoKomane So what happened mos?

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9 months

@Yvonne_Maphosa To do this for someone's Single Daughter one day in my 40s🕯🕯🕯.

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1 year

@king_chle Mina u Lungelo Nkosi ngiyamthanda ngemphela umntwana wabantu, BUT THIS WAS UNCALLED FOR REALLY. Umfazi wakho Muhle, Uxolo bhudiwami

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2 years

@MikeZA__ @misspee So these Oakes who be carrying them quick test items are gambling with their lives hey🤔

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2 years

A woman is like salt,her presence may not be noticed, but her absence make everything everything tasteless.God bless all women all around the world

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@masande_MSD @nazo_nikilitha They make rules for men they don't like and break them for the guys they do.

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@SeanMTVOfficial

4 months

@nonitheotiginal And what most people don't realize is that the women who do hook ups/sell sex are more likely to be cleaner than those in long term relationships because they value consistent use of protection rather than Raw sex. Condomize condomize condomize.

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1 year

@badlands_2 Strip club in jozi and you can buy sex there as well. The food is actually not bad by the way. From what I hear from others😅😁

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2 years

@Hisprettythingg @Shadaya_Knight Did you read the entire thread??🤔🤔🤔

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9 months

@wisanishilumani So if I match with someone who works in my company, do I have to declare to HR that we both on this app or kanjani? also what else is the other criteria besides profession, what about Number of children? And age preferences , and last but not least, how much I want her to earn

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1 year

@Chriseldalewis She looks so basic without the makeup and the filters of the pictures that were circulating. She is just average here

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@pinkdoll_love @misspee There is a lady who was dumped by a Nigerian man and let's just say the break up was nasty and he was basically dissing her and calling her basic...mentioned the money he gave her for her birthday 🎂 and a screenshot of the Bank Statement. So after he did that..women went to

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6 months

@Anathi___ How tall is this dude though?

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1 year

Me as a Male 'Baddie' reading this tweet😅😆😁😉.

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@adannayaaokorie

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these days, most men are really in their baddie era

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@lindz_malindz Hobosexuality

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1 year

Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Mjolo without money cannot work. You can't keep a woman with motivational talks.

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1 year

@justOngi If you wee based in JHB, I was going to send you my microwave incase you needed one but not sure about how to get it to port Elizabeth though

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UNPOPULAR OPINION!!! But I will say it anyway, Ladies!! Men are simple. We want a feminine woman. Not a man in a woman's body.

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@destinyzee I stopped this morning when someone put her as their Screensaver on the phone and I am like I thought we are all having fun but haaike it seems now usezoba yi obsession. Mina I celebrated her on my TL, never compared her to an ex or any woman, I just celebrated her beauty kuphela

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@LaraboGee @mlota_azola 😅😅🤣😅, I don't know if you are joking or you for real right now

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@AdvoBarryRoux It's called pair bonding. The Real Gees will know what I am talking about and like this tweet

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8 months

@Mellow_Xxi GPS...anybody

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@Vhoyde This so true & I have mentioned it before on my youtube channel,1st step to DM game Is to have an attractive profile,10 pics Max, he most interesting snaps,that make you look like you have an exciting life,amongst other things, because if your profile is boring,she will be bored

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1 year

I am not a plumber, but Just incase your holes need piping, I’m the best plumber you can get, 🥹🥺🥵🤤

frwontou

@frwontou

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sndiswa

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@iamjohncole @BonganiNtuli Lol, I do actually tell women I am with that I am sterile and that turns them on eveb more my guy 😄, so keeping it a secret doesn't work in your favor if you a guy in my shoes

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@AdvoBarryRoux Lol yahhh nehhh in South Africa our Land

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@Mickeysa6 I will advice the guys in their 20's Don't marry or get into a serious long term relationship in your 20s.Marry in yo 30s Learn to network Find your purpose Work on your body & Mind Chase Excellence & never women Good things come 2 those who wait Live by honor & Die wt Courage

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2 years

@Tsogang3 So more money more problem is true ?🤔

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@Nanarie21 Wow this is amazing 👏, I am sure he is the happiest Boy alive right now 🎊

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2 years

So Freshh & So Clean...

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@advocatemahere @MthuliNcube His account got hacked but of course you had to tell us this to drive your failed and tiring political narrative. I think as progressive Zimbabweans, we also need new Opposition Leaders🇿🇼. Please don't waste our time nezvinhu zvisina basa. Ndatenda

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@_Itumeleng_K Agreed 👏🏿👏🏿, but I like the precedence he is setting for the future man in her life.....This is what she expects from her future husband. So it's a learning curve for both men and women

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@brian___jethro If you are a guy. Focus on your purpose, work on improving yourself, avoid serious long term relationships. This is the time to make mistakes and not be judged. Get a passport and travel. Eat healthy. Be patient. You will soon reap the fruits of your rewards in yo mid 30s.

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1 year

@SlayingGoliath The fact that I haven't watched Generations but still remember that these companies were made up companies as a part of her character , shows how old we are guyzini😭😭😭🤣🤣😭

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2 years

When we say "bring your friends", we mean those who cheat. Not "Hee my Boyfriend is calling" after drinking our alcohol....🚮🚮😅🤣

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@SeanMTVOfficial

2 years

RIP #Mampintsha 🕊

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