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It's so okay to pick a few little ways to keep babying your kids.

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I got my picky toddler to eat more by having them pretend they were a giant monster heartlessly destroying tiny villages made of broccoli and chicken nuggets. The new problem is that she likes this game a little too much.

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Who is ready to embrace #cluttercore ?

My Home Is Chaos & That's Totally Normal

It's ok for your house to look like people live there. Good, even!

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Lucy Huber

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Once again I have gotten excited to purchase an outfit advertised to me on the internet only to click on the link and discover it is for a baby.

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Amy Dillon

@amydillon

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Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.

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It's becoming increasingly clear — when considering my furniture, carpets, and sanity — that slime is the new glitter.

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Just absolutely terrified my tweens by telling them that when I was in high school, I had to walk to the library to check my email.

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Yoga, massages, rock climbing, even doctor’s appointments — I always told myself that I’d finally do these things once I lost a little weight.

What Body Shame Took From Me

For so long, I deprived myself.

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I know I am raising a certain type of child when my 2-year-old can count to four in Spanish, but says "Costco" instead of "quatro."

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Jacob D Steiger, MD

@DrJacobSteiger

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Dr. Steiger provides expert insight to @ScaryMommy about the signs to look for at an early age. Read more about what to monitor including difficulty breathing through one side of the nose, chronic stuffiness/congestion and more.

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My 8-year-old told me she had to write a sentence at school today that contained and noun, a verb, and an adjective. I asked her what sentence she wrote. She said, "I pooped a poopy poop." Just ten more years until the Ivy League colleges get to fight over her.

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A woman is going viral on TikTok for telling women that there's no reason for a man to change when it comes to help and support at home, and therefore he won't. Why change a system that benefits him?

This Woman Says Some Husbands Will Never Change Because They Actually Don't Care In "Harsh Truth"...

A woman went viral for her "harsh" message to wives who are frustrated with lazy husbands, giving the real reason why their husbands won’t step up.

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Tony P.

@Tbone7219

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How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6

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COVID isn't the reason this generation of kids is struggling in school, according to this teacher. The real problem is that parents are raising their kids to think that they are the center of the universe.

A Teacher Says The Problem With Kids Today Is Their Parents: "Your Kids Are Not Special"

A teacher with 24 years of experience in the U.S. and abroad believes this wave of teachers leaving has to do with a cultural shift in parenting styles.

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When your son learns your love language early in life: 8yo: Mama? Me: Yeah, what’s up, buddy? 8yo: I love you. Me: I love you too, baby. 8yo: When I grow up, I’m going to buy you coffee anytime you want.

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Real Life Mommy

@reallifemommy3

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Dropping a kid at a grandparent’s is like taking a car into the mechanic, you drop them because they’re driving you crazy and when you pick them up the grandparents are like: I don’t know what the problem is, your child is a perfect angel…for me

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Obviously people have all sorts of hobbies that cross gender lines, but there is a larger pattern here. ⁠ ⁠ Anyway, take the kids out of the house so that I can crochet and listen to my audiobooks for four hours, please and thank you.

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Proud to announce that after a year-long hiatus, my child likes chicken nuggets again.

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Please take notes if you ever hire a nanny or babysitter.

A Nanny Went Viral For Exposing Screenshots Of Parents’ Worst Text Messages

A professional nanny shared some of the worst texts she has received from entitled parents who want to lowball her or take advantage of her job.

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Melissa

@awkwardenabled

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Hello I just picked my son up from school and thought his teacher was moving to hug me but she was going to hug my son and we ended up in a three person hug and she said “oh okay” so I’m gonna go die now

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