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A soul is questioning it's existence, You're inferring rationality?

Winston-Salem, NC
Joined November 2017
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@SamuraiYola
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9 months
@BestFightClip The lil dog shouldn’t have came out there if he ain’t want no smoke 😂
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9 months
@ithinkthatsnii She called my dick a cock… and if you were wondering yes she is.
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@SamuraiYola
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6 years
@daddyrush_ @drfaggot_ @ghostfeelers Why did I read this in the Sega voice 😂
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9 months
@KingSeanSwae I wanna smell the bears leg
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1 month
@cakiraaaa OH NO PLEASE DONT GIVE ME PUSSY AND LEAVE ME ALONE AHHHHHH 😖😖😫😫😫
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10 days
@genz75 Why are they so horny??? 😂
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5 months
@dylanali_ Y’all say anything on this app. I’ve been saying “TURKEY ASS” since the day I saw that movie 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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9 months
@iamuchealex Your dad better than me. Im one bad check away from selling crack-cocaine. 💀
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5 months
@ithinkthatsnii This one of the worst bars I’ve ever heard
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11 days
@jaeeebizzlee A bitter woman is the worst enemy a man can have and I mean that with every fiber in my being
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8 months
@imnotheonefre1 My question is who rubbed him down in baby oil??? 💀
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4 months
@NAACPYOUNGBOY No lies told 😮‍💨
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22 days
@P_MATIC I speak for all men when I say we like big chocolate pancake congolian nipples 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼
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5 months
@InLeanWeTrust Nigga did everything but name 3 songs 💀
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8 months
@fashaw_34 Why are y’all looking so hard to find justification for her getting hit by a BRICK.
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13 days
@legendz_nba THIS NIGGA BRINGING BACK REAL HOOPIN
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7 months
@kaneljoseph We are hiring 1 nigga and 1 nigga only!
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7 months
@riversrevenge98 Everyday y’all find something new to hate on 😂
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2 months
@HenriettaSnacks @liluzihoe It’s a Belgian blue bull
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2 months
@rahsh33m I’m glad I don’t have a dog cuz I’d be done shot somebody’s pooch 💀😂
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7 months
@luvbunie I know his forearm BOOMIN he keep plopping that big ass head down like that 😂
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3 months
@WhitneyChanell @BreoniaLafaye MY ANCESTORS WERE SLAVES THIS DONT APPLY TO ME
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23 days
@AkbarReed12 They serving booty like sonic workers out there????
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7 months
@ayeitsbritbrat1 I know Popeyes sweet tea when I see it
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7 months
@count_qua @WagnerKyler Will Smith therapist probably just roll up a blunt with him and be like “damn bruh that’s crazy”
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2 months
@itsrakddd I’d never leave my strap in the room with them edges 💀
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4 months
@javrrivera Aye he getting greasy with it tho 😂😭
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7 months
@cliff_ohio Ngl he kept it professional while still clapping back. Man got to the bag, I’m sure this will be his most lucrative interview to date 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼
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7 months
@AMAZlNGNATURE Fun fact: each tentacle operates independently of the other. It’s like they have their own brain.
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7 months
@DragonflyJonez “Partner and them 🤓” 💀💀😂
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6 months
@cliff_ohio Nigga look like he beat on the turkeys before handing them out 💀😂
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7 months
@RapDose When they drop the megamindussy???
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8 months
@emiraobvious @NoCapFights It’s a species of reptile commonly found in the Midwest regions of North America. They got their name from their particular mating rituals which requires them to migrate to trucker lots. While there the male must court the female with a money dance, if she accepts they go to…
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6 months
@worldwidesteez Like niggas in there skeeting on your shoes all day and I’m suppose to trust you?
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4 months
@musicofleo @_benjvmins_ Dababy don’t have no songs where he needed to be doing that 💀😂
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9 months
@ESFMicch THE NIGGLER!
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6 months
@kinkytasks Real niggas like to see their woman feel good 🤷🏽‍♂️
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1 year
@deniseoryan @LaCienegaBlvdss The whites. We’re talking about the whites Denise.
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2 months
@raphousetv7 That mf moving like that Tyla song tho 😭😭
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1 month
@lmTheReasonWhy @super_novocaine lol it’s crazy because even as a nigga I don’t trust niggas at night 😂😂
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8 months
@Justinbobbyx13 The average listener doesn’t understand why music sounds bad to them right now but it literally is just bad mixes. Like this only sounds bad because it sounds like a Demo, it sounds unfinished.
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9 months
@MikeTaddow The most impressive part is she didn’t come out the blocks super strong but she’s so fast that she just ate everybody down in like 40 meters 😭
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3 months
@Loccdawggg Nigga want some pooch cooch 💀😂
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2 months
@TradWife2049 We’re talking proportionally, if it was just the size that mattered then church aunties would be all stars.
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2 years
@ThemindofT__ @incxgnegrx When the effervescent stench leaking from the dookiehole swims through the pussy lips and graces my nostrils 😩
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8 months
@CaeDios It was here when it went from kids having fun to a post apocalyptic search for the answers to what went wrong and a race against celestial forces that were leading them down a predetermined path far beyond their immediate comprehension.
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@iamchiomaa_ The way one stopped when she was making noise like “bitch don’t you got somewhere to be 😒” 💀😭
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8 months
@Noodledori1 The animator of this needs to be put on some kind of list
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9 months
@brutalfightz I respect dudes restraint. I wish more people understood there’s never a reason to hit a woman.
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4 months
@SozeMoreno Ass was slight fat tho 💀
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8 months
@rapalert6 Ngl she slid harder than Sexy and Latto
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4 months
@ericvdunn I just feel like as a grown man, walking 2 dogs at the same time is gay
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9 months
@SUCKAW0RLD I can’t explain it but this is too fit if that makes sense 😂
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2 years
@mosfuneral @onthetrainfr And shawty better make that ass bounce when they hit the clap in the theme song
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9 months
@yassnito Europe has had a long documented history on this earth of not understanding the assignment so to be fair we shouldn’t be so shocked 😂
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8 months
@worldwidesteez @iamkingish Whole personality be smoking and watching Netflix series 😂
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6 months
@NDGOjordan Him just straight up running down the court and tackling a nigga got me crying 😭🤣🤣🤣
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8 months
@xogoddessvibez “FUCK LIL BABY AND HIS RESTAURANT” is a quotable 😂
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5 months
@bfromthesea I know this ain’t coming from a NIGGA 😂😂💀💀💀😭😭😭
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1 month
@BleuCapone Nigga eating seahorse spleens 💀💀
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2 months
@arisofmars I usually don’t do this but this tickled me to my core 💀😭😂😂😂
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4 months
@SherzCapone00 Ain’t no way y’all just carrying scimitars in the UK 😂😂😂
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18 days
@1prettyclara I will eat by myself every year before I pay on MY birthday 😂
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8 months
@artbythirteen @SaycheeseDGTL Aye this not funny but this shit slight funny the way he said “hard” 💀💀😂😂😂
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4 months
@keishonaleash Courage when he see her:
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8 months
@1girlcalledjae @imnotheonefre1 Like could you imagine the OG saying “BUTTER THIS NIGGA UP 😡” with a straight face 💀
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5 months
@UnholyGrailz When I smell them eggs coming down the fallopian tubes sunny side up 😈
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2 months
@reeahnuhh “OJake” was right there 😐
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7 months
@lxwddre The “yes or no” would’ve been what set me off. Threaten my life ok whatever but treat me like I’m a child while you’re doing it and it will be your last time 😂
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6 months
@dom__dotty It’s all them damn wings he be eating 😂
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8 months
@kanyestreams1 I would pay any amount of money to hear the beats he didn’t use 😭
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5 months
@DrCasanovaBrown She needs to go from town to town preaching her gospel like Martin Luther
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6 months
@freauxmama So we not gonna talk about this nigga eating 48 WINGS????? 💀💀😂
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2 months
@doublecuppme You can tell when people aren’t parents in real life
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5 years
@CozyBoySinny @TheMedicalShots “NO CAP” “I TOOK THE TOP OFF” 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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2 months
@talktometay Bee was possessed by the spirit of Fleece Johnson 💀😂
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9 months
@zackblvd Could you imagine being the most boring singer in the world and I’m doing so became the face of murder and extortion 💀😂
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8 months
@quenblackwell Shawty bout turned bruh straight 💀💀
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@prettyfknnuts Lmaoooo they running that shit like a crack house 💀💀😂😂😂😂
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3 months
@worldwidesteez As much as the internet don’t wanna hear this, you not lying 😂
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8 months
@YouDunnoVusi Where tf she keep finding these low tide panties? 💀
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4 months
@MoneyTurt @Thebiggestcourt It’s just a lil discharge and Doo Doo baby 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@aurelielasirene @TAYKENDOLLAZ I ain’t know they had niggas up there 😂
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8 months
@cliff_ohio I got a OG who cut hair. This nigga still only charge me 15. Nigga just love the game 😂
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7 months
@SaycheeseDGTL @Cheenaabby I don’t think people that commit crimes like this should have the ability to be released on bail.
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4 months
@VividDope They done fucked once or twice but it’s chill now until they get really drunk together again.
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5 months
@GoinCrazyFights Would’ve been a homiciiiiiddddeee the next day
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2 months
@goretexairforce She going to work or for the heisman? 💀😂
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3 months
@Kauriarmani HIS LUNCH IS READY SO IT DONT EVEN MATTER FR
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8 months
@GoinCrazyFights The lady screaming “BEAT HIS ASS!” had me dying cuz 😂😂💀
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@SizzLynn Aye you cooking my ass rn I’m ngl 😂
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6 months
@trillary_banks_ Pamela said “got me riding fishbowl, let me put these lil niggas on game” 💀💀😂
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@sensitivevideos Why not just stand at the base and pivot around it as you accurately are able to analyze the direction it’s falling. Like you’d have like 6 seconds to take a single side step .
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@HoIIandMedia @bgctea2020 Blue face stewie baby momma raps better
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7 months
@dyingscribe BRO HIT THE TWEEN 360 BEHIND THE BACK TWEEN TWEEN BEHIND THE BACK SLAP SLAP WINDMILL JAMMER WITH THE OPPS HEAD 💀🤣🤣
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2 months
@Classxcj SHIT SNOT HAPPENING
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7 months
@Son_ImSleep “I’m glad he done with that phase, we like our chicken BAKED around here”
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2 years
@Scamron_Giles Nigga got akimbo brushes with no stock attached 😭
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@shannonsharpeee This was fresh out of jail Offset too 😂 he was on one
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