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do me a favor, don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired. {fyi- same name on bluesky}

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marshawn been a real one for years
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nick cannon got 24-hours to respond
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LOOK AT THE FELLAS GETTIN IT
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friend: "ok, when does a joke become a 'dad joke'?" me, with no hesitation: "when it becomes apparent"
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the last time a man lost a ring this senselessly was when pete carroll approved the pass play from one yard out
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Man proposes to girlfriend while surfing — and drops the ring...
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the mosquitoes around your head during the summer cookouts
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sha'carri richardson still as audacious as ever
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the zoo jaguar lady spoke and the reporter’s reaction is all of us
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not with a million guesses could i have guessed where he was singin this at lmaooooooooooo
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best episode of black jeopardy ever — RAISINS! 😂😂
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america never lost an nba championship under obama
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i’ve watched this 33 times and i cry-laughed each time
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my man cried and then hit the saddest bird flap skskshsqvjskvsyqssk
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they’ve been doing the “officer used gun instead of taser/stun gun” bit for too long now
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stephen a: “i’d take anthony davis over luka. i’d take anthony davis over jokic..” jj redick’s reaction lmaoooo
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lol somebody rockin $2000 air jordan 1 dior’s at the inauguration— a flex
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lol i hope he did this all night everywhere he went
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not kyrie comparing his boneheaded stubbornness to muhammad ali’s righteous activism…
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the 2nd anniversary of this Moment on Twitter™️
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one time for charles barkley 😤😤
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the new york times referring to a fade as “the travis kelce hairdo” right before black history month is NASTY lol
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happy 9th anniversary to this moment, for all those that observe
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bob been waitin for this moment all his life and he 👏🏼did👏🏼not disappoint
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in 2016 when the citizenship interviewer asked me what drew me to this country i didn’t hesitate
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bron’s teammates looking out for him, this is love 😂
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my man #70 with the first down signal of the season
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add reverse basketball to the olympics you cowards, @olympics
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where’s the lie
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Kim Mulkey dresses like TC from The Wayans Bros
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[los angeles builds a $5b stadium] [a high school in texas]:
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august 26, 2016: colin kaepernick sits on the bench for the first time during the national anthem in a packers-49ers preseason game. august 26, 2020: milwaukee bucks boycott playoff game vs. orlando magic.
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reporter: “austin, what do you need to work on for game 3?” austin reaves: “all the small things”
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the feet, the burners, this is kd 😂
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meg has a word about daniel cameron
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fox news was NOT ready for this doctor’s response ,,buddy was shakin his head at her from jump LOL
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berman what is this
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best nick saban retirement reaction lmaooo
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3 years
i’ve watched this approximately 53 times
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oh that mina tweet HURT him, buddy had to hit that twitter blue edit he was so vexed lmaoooo
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2 year anniversary of the day i almost died laughin thanks, @dog_rates and brutus
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well we now know michael beasley can still dunk
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THEY PULLED A SUGE KNIGHT LMAOOOO
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old heads giving you driving directions
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miami heat in miami heat first 5-minutes since then
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when i retweet one of my own tweets to emphasize a point
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this clip of john madden giggling at larry allen’s dominance during a 1999 cowboys vs. colts game 😂
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@minakimes mina you just ratio’d a whole ass nfl team lmaooo
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that man livin life
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the tony pollard song 🫡🫡
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if you of a certain age like me, i know this gon trigger you. i’m not sorry.
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please…my son, he’s very sick
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luka was asked if he enjoys the shit talking in basketball, his sicko side really came thru in his response/reaction LOL
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this jeopardy! clip from just a few days ago perfectly captured what alex trebek meant to folk
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my parents divorced and my dad missed us so much, he disguised himself as a 65 year old woman to apply for a nanny position my mom had posted. we had no clue it was him as he took care of us for months (until a restaurant mishap revealed him). happy father’s day, nanny dad.
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never forget
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Dabo Swinney has just received a new contract that runs through 2031. He’ll make $10.5 million in 2022 and will incrementally work his way up to $12.5 million at the end of the contract. His buyout for the Alabama job remains 1.5 times higher than the buyout for any other school.
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mina 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
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halle berry halle berry now at end of pat mahomes’ 10-yr contract extension
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the picture killed me and then the lede buried me
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shskshjsksjhqjskxvqjksk
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beast mode best mode baste mode he’s all that
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i often think about this clip of anderson cooper’s reaction to finding out an ancestor of his was killed by a rebellious slave
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OHHHH NO
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just remembered albert pujols tryna steal a base earlier this year lmaooo
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where were you the day the astros’ twitter account destroyed ol buddy lee
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brett favre was out there sending nudes to women while married and taking money for speeches he never made, so yeah miss me with his thoughts on things ❤️
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Brett Favre: "I can't tell you how many people, have said to me, 'I don't watch anymore, it's not about the game anymore,' and I tend to agree."
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dirk’s flu game was 11-years ago today. which reminds me ,,
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a reminder for my fellow texans: 11/8/2022 — vote greg abbott the fuck out
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Coronavirus cases in Texas are soaring again. But this time Gov. Greg Abbott says no lockdown is coming.
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what a florida what utah player posted posted after before game beating florida
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“do you have a gambling problem?” “nooooo” - man in sunglasses indoors
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this the most wholesome part 😭
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take a nap, jennifer lmaooooooooo
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me in college contributing to a class project after being ghost for like 3 months
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ever since the black cat showed up on sunday: • dallas cowboys beat the giants • dallas stars beat the avalanche • dallas mavericks beat the magic — all hail dallas’ new mayor —
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lmaoooooo
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lol @minakimes too good at this
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mustard on hotdog vs. ketchup on hotdog debate heatin up
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luka bullies his way for a score and the mavs bench reacts lmaooo
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the officer never seems to accidentally pull a taser. weird.
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when your favorite vietnamese spot is closed and now you have
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the clippers came to dallas and let a state trooper drop 44 on their heads
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@DragonflyJonez my boy said
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isiah thomas vs. isaiah thomas on the jimmy kimmel show in a game show answering pop culture questions from each one’s respective era and isaiah (down 50-0) with this line LOL ( @World_Wide_Wob )
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shohei ohtani = face of mlb. period. tuesday night wednesday night
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You pray on the field. and them SEC fans will love you for life. Don't matter what happen in his career professionally, he gone have a car dealership in Tuscaloosa and never pay for BBQ
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never, ever, ever forget.
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6 years ago to the very hour
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😂😂😂😂 that man @DragonflyJonez a modern day nostradamus
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i’ve finally decided what has me laughing the hardest (besides the form): it’s the exhale right before leaping for me lmaooooooooo
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“he was drafted by the kings” skjjhhgsjsksksyjsjjskksksk
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The 2018 draft class is way ahead of schedule
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we found the creator ( @eliza_morey ) of this hilarious tiktok, and she could use some help paying off medical costs associated with breast cancer treatment: venmo: @ lizemopetey cashapp: $ElizaMorey pls help if you can. 🦖
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i’ve watched this 33 times and i cry-laughed each time
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we are completely broken
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i’m just gonna watch this by luka forever
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the mlb account out here murderin folk 😂
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we live in a world where a man who devotes his life to ending diseases has to bring bodyguards along on a walk with his wife because the crime family in the white house advocates violence against science
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Once an avid runner, Dr. Anthony Fauci, now 79, power walks. Since receiving death threats, he is now accompanied by a security detail.
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when dudes come at @minakimes on the bird app
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they killed this 😤
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