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Samuel L. Jackson

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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
Did we just get Martial Lawed??! So, he just Declared War on The Public??!! It’s not 1807 this is not Rebellion!!, but I think it’s about get all kinds of fucked up here!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
Funny as hell, but there’s nothing funny about his Lying Fratboy Ass!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!! #ineversaidthat #yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
How’s Uncle Clarence feeling about Overturning Loving v Virginia??!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha,ah ah ah....hahahahahahahaha, some Muthafukka tried it,ahhhhahahahaha
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
Can someone that’s been in a Gunfight tell that Muthafukka that’s Never been in a Gunfight, the flaws of his Arm The Teachers plan??!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
THANK YOU @chadwickboseman for all you gave us. We needed it & will always cherish it! A talented & giving artist & brother who will be sorely missed🙏🏿 RIP
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
OK!! Ben Carson....I can't! Immigrants ? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! MUTHAFUKKA PLEASE!!! #dickheadedtom
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
So... How many Sons A' Bitches kneeling tomorrow??!! How many of Dotards boys firing Mothfukkas?? Odds??!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
Te ouvindo aqui! @RobertDowneyJr , @MarkRuffalo , @chrishemsworth , @DonCheadle , @wongrel , venham ver! 🚨ISSO NÃO É UM TESTE. 🚨 Eleitores do 🇧🇷, mandem suas histórias sobre como e por que estão votando. É hora de verdadeiros heróis se reunirem. #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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Fabio Porchat
2 years
Olha só os fãs! Tá rolando até chamar os Vingadores para dar uma força nas eleições! Aqui os vilões são a sacola do mercado vazia, as armas chegando nas escolas, a falta de remedio no postinho... É trabalho pra super herói mesmo. Algum aí na escuta? #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
I want Proof, the Muthafukker demanding folks stand for the Anthem actually knows the words to the Anthem!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Thank you @TheRealStanLee for the escape from this world & great joy inhabiting the ones you created!! You made so many believe in the good, the heroic, the villainous, the exciting, most of all, you were giving & gracious to us all. RIP
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@SamuelLJackson
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4 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️👊🏾
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
TERRORISM Muthafukkah, Can You Say it???!!!!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
Definitivamente @PauloVieiraReal , a fome no Brasil não é ficção, mas *pode* acabar. Ouçam nossos irmãos, votem no próximo domingo. #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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2 years
O mercado tá cada vez mais caro, Samuca, e muita gente não sabe se vai ter o que comer amanhã. São mais de 60 milhões de brasileiros nessa situação! Domingo votarei pensando neles. O voto é o nosso super poder, com ele podemos salvar o nosso povo! #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
There’s nothing clever or snarky to say that would salve the wound Patriotism took yesterday!! THIS MUTHAFUCKER’S GOT TO GO‼️🇺🇸
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
No way that Muthafukkah was hiding out in the basement!! He Said he was watching the Secret Service Ninjas kick protestor ass! He was about to jump down there & hahahahahaha.... he’s a whole pack of busted rubbaz!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
Just in case you missed it on @jimmykimmellive , here it is in raw, uncut form for easy listening: “Stay the F*ck at Home.” Let’s all do our part to keep everyone safe and healthy! #STF @H @jimmykimmel @adammansbach @feedingamerica
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Samuel L. Jackson
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
THANKS ALL YALL FOR THE DOPE ASS BIRTHDAY WISHES‼️👊🏾
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
Apologies to you Fratboys that aren’t liars & rapists, I cast that net a lil bit wide.
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Here we go. That Dingleberry in the Unwashed Ass of America shuts down the Govt for The Fucking Wall!! “ Mexico’s going to pay for it” Are we waiting for a check??!! #Iheardyousayitmuthafukkah
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
Obrigado @DonCheadle @Wongrel @RobertDowneyJr , @chrishemsworth , @MarkRuffalo e centenas de milhares de heróis sem capa em todo Brasil que responderam ao chamado! Agora o verdadeiro ultimato está em suas mãos. Assemble! Votem! Acreditem! #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Mourning the loss of a collaborator & True Friend John Singleton. He blazed the trail for many young film makers, always remaining true to who he was & where he came from!!! RIP Brother. Gone Way Too Soon!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
“Cowardly & BushLeague” from the dude that started it?? Really?? & did he say “Bitch” while trying to get up? 3 Steelers 1 Brown, QB being Aggro....played badly, fought worse!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
45 looking waf on The Wall!! What happened to “ & they’re gonna pay for it?”! So now he wants 5 Bill of our dollas?? We Ain’t They Muthafukkah!!! #ididntsaythat #yesdafuckudidmuthafukkah
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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It’s okay to talk about the team that’s winning, too!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
A Wall of Lies!!!
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NowThis Impact
5 years
We fact checked Trump's speech on immigration — he averaged one false claim every 34 seconds
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Has That Muthafukka tweeted about God or Mother Nature making him disrespect Our WWI Brave Military Dead, yet??!! Prolly OD’d on Pommes Frites at the Embassy, rain makes your bone spurs act up!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
The light in The Galaxy is dimmed by the loss of our Princess Leia. May The Force Be With Her!! RIP
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
WHERE’S THAT LIGHTENING BOLT??!!⚡️🙏🏿
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 months
The passing of Richard Roundtree is a real blow. Loved being around him, learning, working, laughing & feeling Blessed to have an idol live up to who I expected him to be!! Thanks for making us feel REAL GOOD about ourselves! Rest In Power‼️‼️‼️👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾🤎🤎
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
She’s coming & I get to hang with her!!
@MarvelStudios
Marvel Studios
6 years
Higher. Further. Faster. Watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ @CaptainMarvel in theaters March 8, 2019. #CaptainMarvel
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
First of all, “I really believe I’d run in there”,Stop!!! Run??!! Really, hahahahaha, not even if his own kids we’re in there!GTFOH
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
8 years
If I wasn't feeling Football Fever already... NOW IT'S ON!!! Yeah MUPHUGGAUZZZZ!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
3 years
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YALL🎄👊🏾‼️
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
So, they’re streaming music in The Sunken Place?? That’s got Be where the audience @kanyewest is courting is gonna buy that new release! #shallwesavehim #hedon ’twannabesaved
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
DANNY FUCKING GREEN???!!!😡😡😡😡😡
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY💐‼️
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
Come play with us Danny. Forever & ever & ever!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
Loved watching Kobe play. Loved watching him with his family. Loved every interaction with him. So broken by this tragedy. What a loss... trying to understand & accept.
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
I guess that Busted Condom passing as POTUS forgot to pack any thoughts & prayers for California for that trip to Paris. Let’s just drop the TU & get real!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
10 years
Happy Star Wars Day!! May The 4th Be With You MUPHUGHGAAAHZ!!!! http://t.co/6Fi2TIuhrl
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
MERRY CHRISTMAS ERRRRRBODY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Waymint!!! Did we not send instruction booklets with all the War Shit we sold Saudi Arabia??!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Any Georgia voter who cast a provisional ballot should contact 866-OUR-VOTE to immediately ensure your vote is counted. Every voter must be heard.
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! Happy New Year‼️‼️🎉🎶
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
That MUTHAFUCKER wants to see a server... We wanna see some FUKKYN TAX RETURNS‼️Trade ya!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
TIGER TIGER WOODS YALL!!!!!!!!! As People’s would say, “ Tiger Woo, I like he”!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
@RashidaTlaib I just wanna Wholeheartedly endorse your use of & clarity of purpose when declaring your Motherfucking goal last week.Calling that Muthafukkah a Motherfucker is not an issue,calling that Muthaffuqah President Is!!! #motherfuckeristoogoodtowasteonthatcankersore
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
The world is a little less funny today. RIP John Witherspoon!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
If your vote didn’t matter they wouldn’t be trying so hard to take it from you. Vote like your life depends on it. Not because I told you to, but because he doesn’t want you to. Vote for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris .
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
RIP Robert Forster!! A truly class act/ Actor!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
Uhhhhhhh, can U Say Bullshit??!!Manny got Fucked!!! That's the Face of a Winner??!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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THANK YOU COACH DAWN‼️‼️ THANK YOU SC BALLERS‼️‼️‼️👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 Ion know boutchall, but DAMN I needed that‼️‼️‼️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Somewhere I hope Pearl Moore is smiling🤎
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
Anybody else waiting for @DonaldJTrumpJr to RSVP that kickboxing or whatever ass whoopin’ invite @MichaelAvenatti offered up??No? Just me?
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
Eu ainda acredito em heróis. E o relato do @Giovannizeit mostra o porquê. Quando vc for votar no domingo com seu avô, se orgulhe! E não esqueça: quando a indignação sobre a realidade vira compromisso para melhorá-la, o mundo muda! #NotAllHeroesWearCapes
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Giovanni Zeit
2 years
Me esforçando pra convencer pessoas a votar aqui em Ananindeua, mas nennhum deles foi mais gratificante que meu avô me pedindo pra levar ele pra votar no domingo, pq ele não aguenta mais o Brasil do jeito que tá! #NemTodoHer óiUsaCapa
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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Introducing
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
Check out the new Mr. Glass character poster for @GlassMovie , in cinemas January!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
Effective today, I’m being replaced as Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Because now, @MarvelSnap gives players control over the entire Marvel Universe. You think you can do as good of a job as I did? We'll see about that.
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@SamuelLJackson
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Damn, this Dickenson MF on @KUHoops flops like he’s on a Soccer Pitch!!!
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@MarvelStudios
Marvel Studios
5 years
Part of the journey is the end.
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Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
You guys showed up and blasted through our Voter Action Goal for #GoodToVote ! So as promised, here's some Cussin' 15 ways to go! Thanks for getting involved and make sure to #vote on Nov.3rd! #votemask @faircount @fairfight #MKsaysVote #yourvoicematters
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
RIP @SenJohnMcCain . Your integrity will be missed!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
Breonna Taylor would be 27 today!!!SAY HER NAME!! #guiltyasnotcharged
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
8 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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And now a message from my friend Bob. Well said! Whether you agree or not, REGISTER and VOTE on 11/8! !
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Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
@WHUTUPDOE And @WHUTUPDOE nowhere in your request was the word “Please”. Call me old fashioned...but try it next time. Now, did you tweet to paint me as an asshole or let folks know you’re part of a big ass club now, too?
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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Big Up @brielarson joining the Billion$ Club for captainmarvelofficial ‼️‼️ #higherfurtherfaster #itsjustascratch #hitmanswifesbodyguard @ London, United Kingdom
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8 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOL!!!!
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7 years
Liverpooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
2 years
@zellieimani Okay, I met Dr King, but not at a pool hall. That’s NOT me!!
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
Who’s the Captain Now? Help me welcome the newest badass on the MCU Block! Coming to you live and direct in March, 2019!!! Get ready for Captain Marvel!
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@MarvelStudios
Marvel Studios
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Higher. Further. Faster. Watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ @CaptainMarvel in theaters March 8, 2019. #CaptainMarvel
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Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
So....a QB forgot he was...QB & got jacked with his own helmet cause he couldn’t get the other guys’ helmet off... I wonder what & who the commentator thought was Barbaric? #rhetoricalquestionfornoparticularreason
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@SamuelLJackson
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7 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
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@SamuelLJackson
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6 years
I SEE YOU BULLDOG NATION‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️Here we come MUTHUHFGAAAAAZ‼️‼️‼️
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@SamuelLJackson
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Any word on Mexico paying that 45 $Billion ransom for the kids,to build that wall? #whoareweamerica #theworldiswatching #theydon ’tgiveafuck
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7 years
Da fuck are the refs watching?????!
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8 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
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7 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
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3 years
See Nick Fury and Black Widow in a new episode of Marvel Studios' #WhatIf streaming Wednesday on @DisneyPlus .
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6 years
The First Look at what movie you’re going to on MLK Weekend 2019!! #mrglassforyoass #thewaitisover
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Samuel L. Jackson
3 years
RIP CICELY🙏🏿👊🏾‼️
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7 years
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
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Samuel L. Jackson
6 years
RIP Hugh Masekela, you & Gabriel can grab Satchmo & light da place up!! #musicofmyyouth #freedomfighter #apartheidbuster
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5 years
HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALLLLLL!!!! @ New York, New York
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5 years
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY TO EACH AND EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET!! YOU’RE ALL BOSSES!! WHO RUNS THE WORLD??!!
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LIVERPOOOOOOOL!!!!
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8 years
Mo Farah! The man with the plan!! Got up & handled his Biz!! Righto GB!!
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Samuel L. Jackson
7 years
Well said @KingJames !!
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5 years
Whatever it takes. Watch the brand-new trailer for #AvengersEndgame , in theaters April 26.
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
4 years
What A Day... now, John Lewis. Sometimes it’s Good to meet a Hero... I was blessed every time we met. RI POWER, Sir. #thestrugglecontinues #BLM #VOTE
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@SamuelLJackson
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@KeithOlbermann Thanks for reminding us what Lil Dick Energy actually is, Keith!!!
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4 years
You betta know who you’re fucking with!!
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@SamuelLJackson
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7 years
I found My Thrill on " Blueberry Hill"! RIP Fats Domino
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
5 years
What can I say, I’m a bad mutha 🤬. New trailer for #SHAFT – in theaters June 14th!
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SHAFT
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Check out the new trailer for #SHAFT . Can ya dig it?
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@SamuelLJackson
Samuel L. Jackson
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Never let anyone define your existence, chart your path or limit your dreams! As a young man, I was inspired to follow my dreams by the Tuskegee Airmen who didn’t let anyone tell them what they could not do. #flylikethem to realize your dreams!
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7 years
Rockin' my gloves for the match!! Eyes on the Pitch!!
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Nobel Peace Prize...Putz In Chief???Muthafukkah just threatened to start a War!!! But, that was last week’s feels...ok!!
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