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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Guys I just want to feel about Auburn football the way I feel about Auburn basketball

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

9 months

Yesterday: - Bo Nix: 23/27, 287 yards, 3 TD - TJ Finley: 22/28, 298 yards, 4 total touchdowns - Robby Ashford: 9 carries, 51 yards, 3 TD And Harsin couldn’t figure out how to make any of that work

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

This hunk of machinery isn’t going to graduate from Auburn OR find an Auburn soulmate. What a shame.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

In case y’all were wondering which two teams had the most wins in the country

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Here’s to these guys right here. That’s my reason to care about Auburn football this fall.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

1 year

Derrick Hall is letting this ref hear it. Ref even had to say something back to him. True Auburn man

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

Alumni must be cold. Or have homework. Something like that.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

I bet Rod had a great call for that one

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

10 days

Petty and I love it

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

Nobody: Saban: IRON BOWL IS UNFAIR GUS MALZAHN IS IN THERE MAINTAINING THE POSSESSION CAUSING MY AGGRESSION

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Several Auburn players have used their likeness to fundraise for a teammate who’s retrofitting his home for his dad after an ALS diagnosis. But sure, go off.

Danny Kanell

@dannykanell

3 years

Has there been a CFB NIL deal that you could call a successful investment???

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

To the kid in the @AUJungle in the peacock onesie. I see you. I hear you. And I love you 🦚

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

So ULM can directly pay the Rodriguez family a six figure salary and have the son be eligible by the NCAA, but Sharife Cooper’s dad is an agent and he has to sit out 11 games. Got it.

247Sports

@247Sports

3 years

UL-Monroe has hired Rich Rodriguez as its offensive coordinator. His son, Rhett, will also transfer to the school.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

You can’t convince me there’s a venue in college *sports* better than Auburn Arena these days

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

The future is in good hands

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Fun fact of the day - every top 100 player that has signed with Auburn and Bruce Pearl since 2017 has been an NBA Draft pick. 2021 - Jabari Smith 2020 - Sharife Cooper, JT Thor 2019 - Issac Okoro 2017 - Chuma Okeke, Davion Mitchell Seems like an easy choice to me.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

Under Armour: “BALL FOUR MORE” Auburn Twitter: “I don’t even know what it means!” UA: “No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.” AT: “No it’s not!” UA: “It gets the people going!”

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 months

@PabloEscoburner Get ready to learn hammer, buddy

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Hey Auburn fans, I want to make sure you’ve all seen Devan Cambridge’s IG story

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

All-Auburn Hype Team, Pearl Era: PG: Samir Doughty SG: KD Johnson SF: Malik Dunbar PF: Horace Spencer C: Dylan Cardwell 6th Man: Cinmeon Bowers I’m fully convinced this team would beat about 25 NBA teams in Auburn Arena.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Jordan went #3 , too

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

If you’re worried about tonight, relax. I’m at a wedding. I’m undefeated when I miss Auburn events for weddings

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Gonna be so cool to have a gymnast with a statue outside the Nev

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Auburn with either an interim or soon-to-be-fired head coach. LSU reeling off of NCAA infractions. An impending hurricane. Let’s get weird next weekend.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

4 months

Chris Moore deserves all the praise tonight. He didn’t have the stat line other guys did, but he set the tone and Alabama didn’t have ANYONE that wanted to play with his physicality. Such a good game for him.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Y’all are insane if you actually think you can justify Hugh Freeze. His only good mark on his resume was beating Saban and we fired Gus for doing that more than Freeze

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Man, it’s a shame Auburn missed out on a recruit, guess they’ll just have to settle for the *most talented roster they’ve had in at least 35 years*.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

4 years

The best Auburn QB to not win a Heisman.

Graham Carr

@grahamcarr2

4 years

I think about this play a lot.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

4 years

Jaylin Williams is going to make a name for himself this postseason, and he could breakout as one of the best players in the SEC next year.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

I started buying season tickets for @AuburnMBB in the Final 4 season. I started buying season tickets for @AuburnGym this year and they make the Final 4. Which sport am I adding next?

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Atlanta, and it’s just 285. Do not close the roads.

Front Office Sports

@FOS

2 years

Austin. Miami. Las Vegas. What U.S. city should be next to host a Formula 1 Grand Prix? 🏎

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

… that’s Gus?

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

2 years

Breaking: The Texans have fired head coach David Culley, a source told @AdamSchefter .

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

1 year

This reads like a lot more than “Miller brought Miles the gun” and more like “Miller helped set a road block for the victims after bringing Miles the gun”

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Made it back to a warm bed for the night, so time for my thoughts I guess. This season has been a blast. Auburn basketball was pure joy from the time they took the stage at Toomers Corner in October. Literally every player on the roster is so easy to cheer for,

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Imagine a three year rule in basketball. This year's starting five would've been something like Sharife, Okoro, Jabari, Thor, Kessler.

Justin Rowan

@Cavsanada

2 years

Okoro is up to 34.5% from three for the year and 45.2% post all star break 👀

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

So with Auburn not going to Nashville, can we get Bruce in studio to help cover all the games? Or better yet, a coaches film room with Bruce? @SECNetwork make it happen

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Always remember, Mississippi State decided Cam Newton wasn’t worth $180k. Or they were too poor to afford him. Choose your own adventure I guess.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Fun fact: Auburn hasn’t lost an SEC Tournament game in nearly 4 years

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Tim Hudson trying to fight the Vols like a champ

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Dee Davis right now

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

This isn’t what I meant

Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Guys I just want to feel about Auburn football the way I feel about Auburn basketball

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Imagine being proud of being knocked over a lot despite being bigger than everyone else

Arkansas Fight

@ArkansasFight

2 years

HE CAN’T BE STOPPED

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

There’s being wrong and then there’s being WRONG

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

I inherently knew this Final Four Duke/UNC game was huge, but I just did the ESS-EEE-SEE thing and compared it to football - This is Auburn/Bama in the CFP Semifinal, in Saban’s final season, after Auburn won the regular season Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa. Wild shit.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Breathe. Do it again. One more time. This is one of the 10 youngest teams in the country. We’ve signed two top 50 players. We’re gonna be okay.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

One of the best parts of the 2020 season

GB

@_GRAY5ON_

3 years

HAHAHAHHAHA somebody plz @ number 1 dawg 😭😭

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

War Damn 🦚

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Auburn football should never lose more games in a regular season than Auburn basketball. The number to beat next season is 5.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

All the toxic immature things you think about Lane (which may or may not be true, that’s not the point here), are verified about Hugh Freeze. This will be an embarrassment to my alma mater, and we deserve every drop of it if we hire him

Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Y’all are insane if you actually think you can justify Hugh Freeze. His only good mark on his resume was beating Saban and we fired Gus for doing that more than Freeze

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 months

I’m exhausted being petty about Hugh Freeze’s employment at Auburn University. But that pales in comparison to how I feel about DJ Durkin. @JohnCohenAD you simply cannot allow Durkin to represent this university.

Timeline: Everything that led to DJ Durkin's firing at Maryland

A look at the events that led to Maryland firing coach DJ Durkin on Wednesday, just one day after the Maryland board of regents reinstated him.

www.espn.com

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

4 years

Not being able to tailgate for LSU at Auburn on Halloween is a travesty tbh

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

I’ve played it out, I’ve crunched the numbers, and I’ve figured out my ideal bowl game for this postseason. On Monday, January 2nd, at 11:00 AM local time in the Cotton Bowl… The G5-representative UCF Knights, led by one Gus Malzahn, face off against Nick Saban and the Tide

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

9 months

Providing this 2022 enrollment data just for funsies: - Univ of Alabama has about 42% in-state enrollment, with another 16% from border states. - Auburn has about 60% in-state enrollment, plus another 20% from border states.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

4 years

Issac Okoro shut down the number one draft pick. Remember that.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

I see I didn’t make the Auburn Twitter bracket. All good, I’m peacockin’ all the way to the TIT (Twitter Invitational Tournament) 🦚

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

@SacramentoKings So you’re saying Bryce Brown shot that thing from way downtown?

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 months

This one’s gonna hurt. Wild to think he’s been here since the fall after the final four run. Through all of Covid. The postseason ban. Backing up a freshman as a junior. Jaylin’s an Auburn man and I’m thrilled with the way he’s playing in his last year

Will

@ShootyHoopsWill

5 months

Jaylin Williams better get an absolute massive ovation on Senior Day not only for his 5 seasons with the team but especially the fact that he stayed loyal to Auburn his entire collegiate career when he could have easily gone elsewhere.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Auburn fans willingly traveling to Oxford, MS during a winter storm for a game in which they’re favored by 10

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@RyanSSterritt

5 years

Game was so crazy @DrunkAubie lost his clothes.

SEC Network

@SECNetwork

5 years

The last time an @AuburnFootball QB named Nix played in The Swamp ... #TBT

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Never would’ve thought my stream of consciousness musings would’ve gone this far. Peacock, baby 🦚

Auburn Basketball

@AuburnMBB

2 years

W. 🦚 We still hungry. #WarEagle

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

The addition of Walker Kessler means each of the the top three players out of Georgia in the 2020 class will be Auburn products. Auburn also signed the #4 player in 2017, the #2 / #4 players in 2019, the #1 player in 2021, and oh hey look a crystal ball for the #1 guy in 2022.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Best home events of the year: 1. Auburn vs UK basketball 2. Auburn vs Bama basketball 3. Auburn vs UF gym 4. Auburn vs Bama gym 5. Idk sure I guess the Iron Bowl Auburn at LSU football and Auburn at Ole Miss basketball were huge too though

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

What a fun year for this @AuburnGym team. Today didn’t go the way they wanted but watching their journey to the mountain top was a joy. Pumped to see what they have for next year 🦚

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@RyanSSterritt

4 months

Two weeks later, here we are. What a sad excuse we have for leadership of Auburn men.

Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 months

I’m exhausted being petty about Hugh Freeze’s employment at Auburn University. But that pales in comparison to how I feel about DJ Durkin. @JohnCohenAD you simply cannot allow Durkin to represent this university.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

6 months

This roster, even if it wasn’t the best in the SEC, even if there was a “talent” gap, played well enough to win 9 games this season. These guys have heart, and I’m proud of the way they represented my school. They were let down by the head coach.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Last comment on the name change… That’s some MASSIVE 🦚 energy from the Neville’s. They get it.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

1 year

Only blue bloods host @CollegeGameDay without being ranked

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

It’s been a rough couple weeks

Nick Kelly

@_NickKelly

2 years

News: Alcohol sales could begin soon at Coleman Coliseum

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

5 years

Hey do y'all remember when Bruce wore the 4-14 shirt before a nationally televised game last year? That was pretty awesome.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Okay, I’ll start the movement. This is KenPom’s “Player of the Year” page, which attempts to combine offensive and defensive value into a single metric. It’s time we talk about @icyywen as an All-American level PG 🦚

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

So @AuburnBaseball was the only double digit national seed to win both of its first two games this weekend. Ya love to see it.

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

3 years

You mean future interim Kansas head coach Kevin Steele?

AP Top 25

@AP_Top25

3 years

Tennessee fires Kevin Steele less than 2 months after hiring.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

There's an opportunity for anyone who covers Auburn to be rude as hell at this presser and gain a mass following because of it

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@RyanSSterritt

1 year

DID WE JUST AIRBALL CHANT THAT GUY IN HIS OWN ARENA?

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Auburn basketball Twitter engaging with general gymnastics Twitter feels like a bomb waiting to explode. I’m just here for the memes

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Ryan Sterritt 🦚

@RyanSSterritt

2 years

@JFergusonAU By my math Auburn guards are shooting a combined 100% this year

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@RyanSSterritt

1 year

Im sorry what?? @HomefieldApparl

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Smoke Monday has been ejected for targeting

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Also on the list: Steve Kerr Michael Jordan Lavar Ball Adolph Rupp Bill Walton Shug Jordan John Heisman Teddy Roosevelt Matthew McConaughey Vladimir Putin

Dominique Yates

@RealDYates

2 years

Source tells me, if Chris Mack is gone as Louisville's coach, here's some names of interest: Kenny Payne Bruce Pearl Will Wade Nate Oats Not saying there's interest from Louisville, but I'm told Pearl "wants it badly." Payne also strong interest.

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@RyanSSterritt

6 months

Now post the score of the last time you played Auburn

Kansas Men’s Basketball

@KUHoops

6 months

We bleed 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

I do want to take this moment while everyone's going full Peacock to reiterate a very specific point - this wasn't just me. I may have written it down, but @SonOfCrow2 and @AUChief are the ones who spoke it into existence. Much love to my brothers!

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

*starts checking LSU’s roster for possible front court transfers*

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Somebody make sure Justin Powell doesn’t get punched

Karthik Venkataraman

@KarthikV_

2 years

Things got quite heated in the postgame handshake line between Tennessee and Florida.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Imagine this time last year someone telling you Auburn would have two first round picks in the front court, Freddie Freeman would be signing elsewhere, and Bo Nix would be a Duck. My brain would've exploded

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

They had a whole peacock themed graphics package on the big screen at I think the under 8, and it was glorious. Love u @AuburnMBB

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@RyanSSterritt

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@RyanSSterritt

4 years

Another school claiming something they didn’t earn, you say?

Roll ‘Bama Roll

@rollbamaroll

4 years

Nobody seems to be talking about it, but tomorrow Joe Burrow will win Ohio State’s 8th Heisman, which will separate them as the all time leader.

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@RyanSSterritt

3 years

What a quote. “Auburn Football. Get Better.” Legitimately I love this. Dudes mad about this weekend, but he still have a good answer.

Patrick Greenfield

@PCGreenfield

3 years

If you prefer the HD version. Bryan Harsin asked what his 'gameplan' is for naming a starting QB after TJ Finley replaced Bo Nix in Auburn's comeback win.

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@RyanSSterritt

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Derrian deserved to go out with a 10, but that was a hell of a hell of a floor to finish out her career in Auburn with

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@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Non-zero chance Auburn is playing in two College Gameday road games in the first five weeks. THEN we host a likely top 10 Georgia. Welcome to the P5 Bryan Harsin!

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

You don’t *have* to invest your mental energy in the football program right now. The basketball team might have their own Cam Newton right now.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Can’t tell me orange jerseys are a bad idea

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Hey @peacockTV give me a call next time you wanna take over Auburn, this is amazing 🦚

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@RyanSSterritt

5 years

And yet, with all of its salt, the Dead Sea is still not as salty as @dawgsports and all the other grown men who bark at other people.

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@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Interesting tidbit I just came across - Since 2000, only three basketball programs have both a regular season and SECT title. They are: - Kentucky (10 Reg Season, 9 SECT) - Florida (6, 4) - Auburn (1, 1) #PearlEffect

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@RyanSSterritt

4 years

True or false, Mac Jones is going to be a shitty Lions QB in the near future

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

So you’re telling me he’ll play in the same conference as Devan Cambridge? Yeah I’ll be watching that game

Jonathan Givony

@DraftExpress

2 years

Justin Powell is expected to be immediately eligible at Washington State next season. Should have significant opportunity to put his stamp on the team offensively, similar to his freshman year at Auburn where he excelled playing point guard and shot 44% for 3.

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@RyanSSterritt

3 years

Need some sunshine pumping on a Monday? Tank Bigsby and Jarquez Hunter are on pace for 1360 and 1280 yards rushing this year, respectively.

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@RyanSSterritt

2 years

Duke’s got a great contingent here tonight, but Auburn fans are chipping in to help the Spartan support. We owe them that much after helping us out in 2013

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