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Auburn sports have driven me to drink, a lot. Ask about joining the DA discord | For business inquiries: DrunkAubie @yahoo .com

Auburn, Alabama
Joined June 2011
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@DrunkAubie
Drunk Aubie
28 days
Me when that Elon direct deposit hits after baiting Bama fans
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5 years
Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to be an Auburn fan
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We gotta consider UCF’s head coach to replace Harsin, right? SEC experience, known for his offense, success against Saban. It could work
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6 years
Kerryon Johnson and the endzone 😍
@SECNetwork
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Name a more iconic duo... We'll wait.
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When your uncle in front of you gets the last scoop of mac n cheese at thanksgiving
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4 years
Hearing Tuscaloosa has 3 cases of the Corona Virus, but Bama fans will tell you they actually have 15
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When a Bama fan finds out his girlfriend isn’t really his cousin
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4 years
Gus Malzahn watching Nick Saban complain about a second being on the clock
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5 years
Games lost in 2019 Auburn: 0 Georgia: 1 Alabama: 1
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2 years
He’s a psychopath. But he’s our psychopath
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5 years
Congrats to Alabama for learning the national championship game
@jerryjeudy
Jerry Jeudy⁴
5 years
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
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5 years
Did I ever doubt we would win that one?
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4 years
While I have your attention during the national championship game, I want to remind you that Virginia double dribbled
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5 years
You know football season is back when Bama misses a field goal
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4 years
“Kentucky was the better team yesterday”
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3 years
Thanks for the memories @CoachGusMalzahn
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3 years
Me trying to navigate Haley Center
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6 years
If you take away the Declaration of Independence we still belong to the British
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College Sports Now
6 years
"You take out the first two drives of the game, Washington was the better team." @NicoleAuerbach
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5 years
He doesn’t usually throw INT’s but today’s he’s thrown Tua them
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5 years
We’re laughing now, but when The Citadel scores more on them than we do next week we will not be laughing as much
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@DrunkAubie
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1 year
Thanks @CoachCaddy24 for injecting life into this fanbase and program
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4 years
Cancel the NCAA Tournament and name whichever school that lost last year in the final four after a Virginia double dribble was missed this year’s champ
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5 years
Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please be okay. Please b
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5 years
Wish I could have heard Rod’s excitement on this
@NCAABaseball
NCAA Baseball
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WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!! 😱😱😱 Steven Williams with the 3-run WALK OFF BOMB!!! #RoadToOmaha | @AuburnBaseball
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27 days
Don’t stare directly at the sun during an eclipse? Buddy, I’ve watched Auburn football the last 4 years. My eyes have seen way worse
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4 years
They said Chad Morris wouldn’t have much of an influence on this game but we look like Arkansas already
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@DrunkAubie
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5 years
Imagine calling unsportsmanlike on a guy who only says “dadgummit” and “horse crap”
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6 years
Gonna need Kelly Bryant to steal something before he becomes our quarterback. Gotta trust the process.
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3 years
Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to be an Auburn fan
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4 years
On the 12th day of Christmas Coach Saban gave to me: 12 Defenders Playing 11 Helmets Flying 10 OL’s-a-Leaping 9 Mercedes Benzing 8 Doinks-a-Doinking 7 Bo’s-a-Winning 6 Picks-a-sixing 5 Kicks Wide Left 4 Unfair Plays 3 Fired Refs 2 Point Conversions & 1 Second for a Chance at 3
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6 years
RT if your team beat Alabama this season
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4 years
Just like on that 4th down play, am I right?
@JFergusonAU
Justin Ferguson
4 years
From the new CFP Rankings: 11. Auburn 12. Alabama
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1 year
Imagine needing the refs to help you beat a 5-6 team
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Drunk Aubie
7 years
Can you imagine going to college and still not learning the difference between you're and your? 😕
@SHANKK50
Alphonse Taylor
7 years
Can you imagine being crazy excited to go to Auburn only to get there and realize your stuck on a farm with a terrible football program.
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6 years
I just locked eyes with a referee in the parking lot and got penalized
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4 years
All ranked teams are safe*
@SECNetwork
SEC Network
4 years
Alabama's pregame shirts 🔥
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5 years
Virginia is not only the first 1 seed to lose to a 16 seed, they are also the first 1 seed to lose to a 5 and 3 seed in the same tournament but still win it.
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@DrunkAubie
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2 years
This is the year. Bryan Harsin has improved so much under this new Board of Trustees. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the American Heart Association's Paul “Bear” Bryant Award.
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1 year
Cadillac Williams is making me fall in love with Auburn all over again
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5 years
Alexa, play “Obsessed” by Mariah Carey
@MariaTaylor
Maria Taylor
5 years
I guess Bama fans and Georgia fans can agree on one thing....it’s all about finding common ground 😂
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Chris Davis stepped out of bounds in the kick six
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Historic Vids
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What's a believable conspiracy theory that might have some truth to it?
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SEC Championship recap:
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5 years
Games lost in 2019 Auburn: 0 Georgia: 1
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4 years
I can’t believe that happened. Thanks to the 12th man for helping us pull this one out.
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8 years
. @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump how do you plan to stop the war on Toomers corner?
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4 years
Your daily reminder of how to practice social distancing.
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4 years
Look, I know Auburn and Georgia fans don’t get along. However, can’t we all agree that some trash talk is over the line? Let’s keep it civil and treat each other Fairley
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2 years
Losing to us and then chanting overrated is definitely a strategy
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5 years
We could be mad at this, but let’s just mock them for not realizing how bad of an idea that scooter would be to treat an ACL injury
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5 years
Very happy game day to everyone but the Alabama Crimson Tide elephants of Tuscaloosa
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4 years
Again, I stress: ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to be an Auburn fan
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5 years
This is how you get your trees poisoned
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8 years
Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to be an Auburn fan
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5 years
You can tell Bo is a born and raised Auburn man because he apparently likes giving fans heart attacks
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6 years
A toilet and my cheeks
@dawgsports
Dawg Sports
6 years
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
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4 years
March 1st vs March 31st
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When mom says to eat your veggies
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I need a hug
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6 years
. @realDonaldTrump you promised to make America great again and now Alabama and Georgia are in the National Championship, what the heck man?
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5 years
Well guys, we did the Auburn thing again
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5 years
Hi
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
5 years
Aubie is drunk as hell
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4 years
The Egg Bowl is the Great Value brand of the Iron Bowl
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6 years
“56 yarder. It’s got, no, does not have the leg, and Chris Davis takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10, 15, 20, 25-30, 35-40, 45-50, 45—THERE GOES DAVIS!…Davis is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn’s gonna win the football game!”
@TreyWallace_
Trey Wallace
6 years
Question of the day: What’s your favorite play from the past 20 years from the CFB team you follow?
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4 years
Reminder: Nobody cares
@Nic_Gulas
Ñic Gulas
4 years
Reminder: Bama has never rushed the field because they have standards
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. @finebaum Alabama does not belong in the playoff, change our minds
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4 years
Remember, it is important to practice social distancing during this time. Take a look at the graphic below to help you understand what this means.
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Now that I’ve had time to calm down, I’ve decided that the most rational thing to do is to cancel the rest of the season.
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5 years
We’re going winless in 2019, aren’t we?
@bmarcello
Brandon Marcello
5 years
Auburn football team performs halftime show with the Tiger Paws.
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Auburn fans on their way to buy Cam Patriots gear
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5 years
The greatest quarterback ever and Tim Tebow
@SECNetwork
SEC Network
5 years
The Eagle has landed 🦅 @TimTebow x @Bo_Nix10 #SECNation
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6 years
. @AyeyoKEJO I will sit by your side all week and nurse you back to health.
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6 years
Sooooo... we’ve now taken down two number ones. Are we ranked first yet!?
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I love you @chuma_okeke
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3 years
Alabama has 17 national championships !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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Ok, I’ll say it. Peter doesn’t deserve Madi P
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Since wins and losses don’t matter, I’m recognizing Auburn as the 2023 national champions
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9 years
Bo Wallace in 20 years http://t.co/gF5QRslwiB
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5 years
Every time a Bama kicker misses a kick an angel gets its wings
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Alabama needed a Mickey Mouse overtime to beat a one-legged backup QB
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6 years
There’s been as much talk about illegal touching in this game as the Alabama senate race
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4 years
Imagine ONLY having your football team to cheer for every season and not being good in every sport
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5 years
Thank you for pointing out the very reason that he was not down
@CollegeGameDay
College GameDay
5 years
Still hurts for Oregon fans.
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Drunk Aubie
5 years
Hey girl are you from Tennessee because if so then you haven’t beaten Auburn in basketball for the last two years.
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Drunk Aubie
4 years
Lose without crying
@BarstoolAlabama
Barstool Bama
4 years
What can’t this man do?
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4 years
Stay safe tonight, LSU fans. Don’t leave your friends unattended at a krystal.
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6 years
Gus celebrates beating Bama at Waffle House, thank you very much
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6 years
Have you a seat and allow me to tell you about the time Nick Saban left 1 second on the clock
@GlobeBobRyan
Bob Ryan
6 years
Go ahead. Tell me what the other sports have to compare with a two-out 9th inning pinch hit game-winning grand slam. And I love basketball.
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I just hope he didn’t say any bad words during Dixieland Delight
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5 years
Holding, unnecessary roughness, targeting... take your pick
@ChristianBurfor
Christian Burford
5 years
@tj_lsudad More Bama Privilege.
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5 years
Missing field goals, student section emptying early, struggling with Ole Miss... guys... we’re becoming Alabama
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4 years
I don’t see us losing a single out of conference game this year
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3 years
. @CoachGusMalzahn they didn’t say you were fired. They said you were admired. Put your stuff back in your office, silly goose
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When he begged for another second to be put on the clock instead of overtime
@finebaum
Paul Finebaum
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What's your favorite Nick Saban moment/memory?
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Drunk Aubie
5 years
When you’re hungry and spot a Waffle House
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Drunk Aubie
5 years
If someone asks you why being an Auburn fan can be bad for your health just show them this. Or the Virginia game. OR EVERY GAME EVER
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6 years
Get you somebody who looks at you the way Auburn fans look at a player who just scored
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1 year
Alabama was in the wrong place at the wrong time tonight
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