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People heading for the 7 Train after a 12-1 loss at citi field

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Congratulations to Jimmy Garoppolo on replacing Dr Fauci as Aaron Rodgers’ least favorite Italian

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@elonmusk I've spent my entire life following the Mets and this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

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Ohtani and Trout going back to lose 92 games with the Angels after the most exciting game of their lives

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Ron DeSantis spending $300M to embarrass himself and come in fourth place is a heartwarming tribute to the New York Mets

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Teslas when there's a small child in the crosswalk:

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@MKBHD I just killed it

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JLo going back to Ben Affleck is ARod’s biggest loss to Massachusetts since the 2004 ALCS

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Though the inside of Nationals Park ended up being safe, it shouldn't be forgotten that Fernando Tatis Jr. and Manny Machado opened up the Padres dugout for fans to seek shelter

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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19 as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately.

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Matt Gaetz looks like a sports talk radio host who gets fired for using a racial slur after seeing a bat flip

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[Barack Obama as a pair of Nike’s new MLB pants] uhhhhh let me be clear

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After a life of agony, the Mets have made the humane decision to put Mr. Met to sleep

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Charlie Kirk looks like the Mets 5th starter at a press conference after giving up 6 runs in 2.2 innings

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If Mike Bloomberg wanted to dump a billion dollars into a disappointing failure he should’ve just bought the Mets

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It’s very comforting that the White House is giving progressively worse health updates in the same way the Mets do when a starter leaves with forearm pain

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Imagine spending $44B on a website full of people who hate you when you could spend $2.4B on the Mets and start a new religion

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A lockout reminder:

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The Braves fought harder to keep the chop than they did for Freddie Freeman

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By winning everyone in America a free taco, Ozzie Albies has done more to feed minor leaguers than every team in baseball put together

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On Pride Night at Citi Field, it’s horrifying to see how many parents are comfortable exposing their young children to the New York Mets

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Dear Commissioner Rob Manfred,

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When Fox News called Arizona for Biden

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Tim Tebow has officially joined Donald Trump in losing his job because he couldn’t hit 270

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Seeing 15,000 uncomfortable people in New York showing up to see someone drop the ball really makes me miss Citi Field

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Convincing Braves fans to stop doing the chop by telling them its the same motion nurses do when they give the covid vaccine

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Today’s immaculate grid sucks

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Congratulations to the Mets on taking the title of New York’s Most Expensive Failure away from the NYPD

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White players on second base after hitting a double

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3 years

The Dodgers have joined Kelly Loeffler in spending $300M and still managing to lose in Atlanta

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If you think making minor leaguers face Jacob deGrom throwing 102MPH is bad, wait until you see how much they're getting paid for it

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Bud Selig (1998):

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When you are very upset over the fact you have to cancel baseball games

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Bringing up the fact the Yankees won 27 World Series is the baseball equivalent of Republicans reminding you they freed the slaves

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As the Mets fall below .500, the team has made the difficult decision to put Francisco Lindor down

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If you thought that Mookie Betts catch was cool, wait until you see the Red Sox’s payroll flexibility

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If you thought the NFL on Nickelodeon was a great way to connect with the kids, wait until you see MLB's "Fuck You If You Have Fun" initiative

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HEARTBREAKING: Decorated NYPD officer brutalizes 9 men in Buffalo

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Trump at the World Series tonight so he can finally see what it takes to win in Georgia

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When Trump said coal was going to suffer under Joe Biden, I figured he meant the mining industry, not Gerrit

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The best part about minor league rehab assignments is seeing guys who’ve made $200M play for a team named the Sod Poodles on Shrek Night

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Jacob deGrom’s fastball is so deadly at 99 that Cuomo is instinctively trying to put it in a nursing home

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@AP_Sports Thanks Associated Press. Did you that if Max Scherzer arrived in a convoy 9,999 Porsches worth $100,000 each, that wouldn’t even be a billion dollars worth of Porsches. Steve Cohen has 18 billion dollars, hope this helps!

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The Virgin vs. The Chadwick Trump Tromp

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3 years

The front of The back of the Christmas the Christmas tree tree

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Mike Bloomberg heard that umpires were stopping and frisking pitchers as they walked off the mound and he just had to see it up close

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@JeffPassan Imagine getting smacked so hard by the Mets you trade three guys for someone who legally cannot cross a border

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Trevor Bauer logging onto twitter and asking “any restaurant recommendations inside the US Capitol?? 👀”

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The Phillies should’ve given Joe Biden the $330M contract because unlike Bryce Harper, he can actually hit 270 in Philly

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BREAKING: In a shocking move, the new stimulus bill commits to paying Bobby Bonilla $1.19M every July 1 through 2035

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@JeffPassan Hader writing his farewell letter

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Pete Alonso against Mancini in the finals

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I appreciate the Mets paying tribute to my wife by refusing to make any contact and never coming home

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Cardinals fans haven’t been this devastated by a late collapse since Trump lost

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@JeffPassan Getting DFA’d on January 6th is a beautiful tribute to Ashli Babbitt

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Brandon Nimmo is living his dream by getting paid to stop people from going over the wall

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3 years

Why does Ted Cruz have the hair and beard of a wacky relief pitcher from 1996

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The Astros making Ted Cruz feel an ounce of joy is almost a worse sin than their cheating

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The Mets have shut down Noah Syndergaard for the remainder of the 2021 season (He got the vaccine & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. He was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding.)

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Nothing gets me emotional after a championship victory like handing the trophy to whichever decaying pedophile bought the team in 1973

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For a guy who’s against illegal immigration, Trevor Bauer really loves letting hitters go over the wall

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@YanksBar Because most of the people are there, hope this helps! 👍

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Good news for Atlanta: everything they say will be off the record until next February

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3 years

JLo didn't get to buy the Mets, but she did get to spend a cold Thursday night with a small, irritated NYC crowd which is basically the same experience

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The Mets have joined Princess Diana as the only entities to hit 100 and get eliminated in the same night

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The Mets have signed RHP Henry Kissinger to a two year deal pending a physical

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@elonmusk You are doing a great job sir! Millions from around the world are gathering to watch you run Twitter like Dale Earnhardt on the last lap of the Daytona 500

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Liz Truss had such an awful 44 days that you’d think the Mets traded for her at the deadline

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Congratulations to Albert Pujols on a tremendous accomplishment, usually you have to become president to launch 700 bombs at civilians

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Congratulations to Twitter on replacing the Mets blowing a 10.5 game lead as 2022’s biggest collapse

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@StevenACohen2 wow, Steven Matz’s agent said you definitely won’t sign Javy Báez next

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Charlie Kirk looks like the Mets next general manager apologizing for sexual harassment

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Congratulations to Rachel Luba on her newest client

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An exclusive first look at the New York Yankees' City Connect uniforms

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@MLB I know hitters aren’t doing great this year but making the ball the size of the moon is too far, even for Manfred

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Bandwagon fans showing up to Citi Field in 2021 to revel in the Mets' newfound success

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@Noahsyndergaard consider yourself warned

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The Supreme Court is too complicated, in baseball all you have to do to put a Judge on the bench is play a series in Toronto

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Derek Jeter at shortstop

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Name a statue that actually enhances its surroundings.

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Steve Cohen should pretend Francisco Lindor is an SEC fine and pay $1.8B for him

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I can’t believe the greedy players are going to make MLB cancel MLB’s games because MLB didn’t lift the MLB-imposed lockout by the MLB-imposed deadline

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Watching the Dodgers score 11 runs in the first has to be the most upset Cardinal fans have been since they couldn't break into the Senate Chamber

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Noah Syndergaard left me

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When I first heard that Steve Cohen lost tons of money because of an asshole on Reddit, I just assumed they'd signed Trevor Bauer

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After all of Patrick Corbin's worries about socialists and antifa, the lefty that ended up doing the most damage to Washington DC was himself

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When you realize that not even $341M can protect you from the physical and mental anguish known as The Mets

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Scaring Rob Manfred this Halloween by dressing up as a minor leaguer making a livable wage

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Not sure why we’re honoring the Queen for reaching 96 when Jacob deGrom touches 102 every fifth day

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Giving up major leaguers for Hudson Head sounds like a sex scandal that a Mets general manager would get arrested for

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Andrew Cuomo’s career is falling apart so suddenly that you’d think the Mets just signed him as a free agent

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Looking back, I should’ve known it was a bad sign that Nick Castellanos was batting during my wedding vows

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An exclusive photo of unpatriotic Aubrey Huff taking a knee and keeping his hat on during the playing of our National Anthem

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I’ll watch @MLB when it comes back. But know this...if one player takes a knee during the anthem I’m out. Along with the vast majority of your fan base. #Americaspasttime

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I can’t believe Gerrit Cole brought the sign to the press conference!

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If ARod and JLo bought the Mets before they split, who’d get custody of Mr Met

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Braves fans flashing their 2022 Postseason Participant Award

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Congratulations to Nimmo on finally getting Cardinals fans to stop chanting Let’s Go Brandon

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Washington is fine spending $840B on the military but $440M for their greatest weapon is somehow where they draw the line

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@JeffPassan Can’t wait to pay $5 to watch the Mets get smacked 13-2 by the Pirates while Ted Lasso is in the booth asking why players don’t just kick the ball

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Substances might be the only foreign thing that Bauer has ever wanted to keep around

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