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@realrabbilinda I love that meme.
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@SiaKordestani @ChaiLife613 @m7mdkurd Or 1948, or 1956, or 1967 or 1973 or any of the dozen other times you tried. How many times will it take for you to realize that the Israelis are a different kind of Jew? Make peace. Live your lives and let us live ours.
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@oliaklein @nosmh_x People ask me why I converted to Judaism. I always give them the same answer 'If you've ever spent any time aroun and Jews, especially in Israel, you wouldn't have to ask. Your post is a great example of why I wanted to join your, now my, people.
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@CherylWroteIt Literally just lay down your weapons and tell us where the hostages are. Problem solved.
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@UN_News_Centre @UNRWA Call the number on the card. He should still have some of the money you sent him. Ask him nicely and maybe he will give some of it back.
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@RavSchluss That's both brilliant and funny. Thanks, I needed that laugh.
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@CherylE59628 @rafaelshimunov 💯 Lady there are times you make me laugh out loud. And after the past three months, thats not easy to do.
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I can't control what others think. I have adopted the 'Israeli Jew" system and anyone who wants to confront me had better be prepared mentally and physically. I wear a kippah for a REASON. I am a Jew and I am proud that I am a Jew.
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@EstherC16382352 @NMHbackup I'm moving you to the top of my People Who are Smarter Than Me list. Excellent post.
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@CherylE59628 @Haqiqatjou Don't do it Daniel. She's not joking and it won't end well for you.
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@CherylE59628 @knutknutknutx3 @humanityattackd @OnlyRealSteveO @JonnyFX1 @Shoshana51728 @IbnAlwarraq Solid. There's a book by Alan Dershowitz called The Case for Israel that does a good job of outlining the background and legal justification.
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@realrabbilinda Here's a meme to go along with that.
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@pastoutp @bariweiss No, but you may be heartless. Without going into detail, I have real world experience with Muslim terror groups. They carefully choose verses in the Koran that permit rape against non-believers. It is far, far more common than you think.
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@persianjewess @persianjewess that was humbling. Thank you for posting it. Am Yisrael Chai
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@thewebbie Take the compliment and move on. You know this won't end well otherwise.
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@official_sxbi 1. Cutting edge technology in biomechanics, computing, aviation, data storage, etc with tiny Israel at the forefront. 2. Around 20% of all Nobel prizes in Chemistry, Medicine, Physics, Mathematics, Economics and Literature. I can keep going, but you get the point.
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@FJ_Deen961 If you change grilled cheese to Korean food and Dirty Grandpa to The Outlaw Josie Wales, we are on the same wavelength. Shabbat Shalom. You are loved. Try to not forget that.
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@realrabbilinda That age limit seem 12-13 years too high for a True Believer.
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I have finally joined the rest of you by having my account temporarily "restricted". I would like to take a moment to thank my Pro-Israeli/Pro-Jew X family for their help in my achievement of this great honor.
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@Cherlynrn59 Sloan Kettering. One of the premier hospitals on the planet. A place literally dedicated to treatment of, and research into, cancer. How the bleep do you justify, under any circumstances, boycotting a cancer hospital?
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@CatShoshanna @Partisangirl I dunno, but, judging from the picture, it's a good thing you did miss it whatever it was.
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I'm reporting this because it is eerily true.
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@mrbarnicoat @ShaykhSulaiman We don't. We DO believe that strikes kill terrorists. Not Yemenis, terrorists. If you truly care for the safety and welfare of your people, stop attacking us. It will end badly for you. Yes, you, the men living in luxury far from the battle.
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@anaraintuitive @afshineemrani Apparently he thinks telling a Jewish woman that he isn't hungry will change her mind about feeding him. Rookie mistake.
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@rich_toronto "First they came for the Jews...
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@BarefootJewess "Different" is certainly accurate.
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@KassyDillon @dsisme48 @TheFlagGuy_ I want to be this guy when I grow up.
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@EstherC16382352 @NMHbackup I converted as an adult. It's a disadvantage in some ways, because of the traditions Jews are taught in childhood. The more I read on X, I begin to think converts hold their Jewishness in more esteem than many 'traditional' Jews. Your writing helps me feel connected to other Jews
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@redsarah99 @richimedhurst @Israel I for one am quaking in my boots keyboard warrior.
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@Cherlynrn59 I have been working with the assumption that few, if any, of the hostages would be rescued. As badly as I hate to say it, I see a brutal Grand Gesture just before the rat trap closes on the remnants of Hamas. I have never hopes to be wrong more than now.
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@adamcarolla Carolla has always been a low-key genius. He just hides it well.
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@omarsuleiman504 The question is 'How many more do YOU need to see before you start pressuring Hamas to surrender'?
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@PingouinHeureux @nosmh_x @CherylE59628 Those of us on Team @CherylE59628 are well aware of her value as a voice for Israel and, speaking for myself, she could be a Druid for all I care. That chick is fierce.
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@sabra_the Excellent. Please keep us posted. Am Yisrael Chai bitches!
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@CherylWroteIt @richimedhurst Ladies and Gentlemen, THAT'S how exposition is done.
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@FJ_Deen961 Blasphemer! How the bleep are you allowed out in public having never seen The Outlaw Josie Wales?!? What have you been doing with your life?
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@ChayaSaysSo @Resist_05 This is genocide. Gaza is an anti-terror operation pure and simple.
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@FJ_Deen961 I don't know why, but I love it when your indignation boils over into Potty Mouthed Fatima.
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@snake_moun413 @AnaSabre7 Because wars are fought be human beings under tremendous pressure. One out of literally hundreds of strikes goes astray and suddenly Israelis are 'murderers'...?!? The difference between accidentally killed in war and intentionally murdered is stark.
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@persianjewess As horrible as that is, I'm right there with you.
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@WayneM39680035 You can have my beer. Beer is for people without the fortitude to drink whiskey. We love you hops swillers but privately, we shake our heads ruefully when we think of what you've done with your lives.
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@Muqadaam It's even more difficult to "deliver water food medicine" if it's being stolen by armed terrorists as soon as it crosses through into Gaza.
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@sabra_the @SPithecus They picked the fight so they can suffer the consequences. No pity.
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@persianjewess @IDF That is one very serious Jew...
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@sabra_the She got what she asked for. And I couldn't be happier about it. Racism is racism, no matter the skin color of the bigot.
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@persianjewess Have you been drinking?
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@sabra_the Driving. Air? Land? Both?
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@TheSupremeSarah As a convert I've never had anyone push back on my conversion (except @ChaiLife613 ). It may be more prevalent in areas with a larger Jewish population, but I have received nothing but acceptance.
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@CatShoshanna Would you really WANT 72 male virgins...? That seems more like work than fun.
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@ShaykhSulaiman Already been debunked. Try again. And again. And again.
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@FJ_Deen961 I would laugh if I didn't know that Americans have the same deficiency.
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@LiquidFaerie @guychristensen_ Fanny spangle is my new favorite phrase.
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@IsraelWarRoom Keep. Digging.
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@FJ_Deen961 That's exactly what a Mossad agent would say.
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@HenshiG But I made hummus...
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@ShaykhSulaiman Call this number and ask for the money that was supposed to be used to build hospitals, water treatment, electrical stations and roads but instead went to explosives, rockets, weapons and tunnels.
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@MosabHasanYOSEF @CatShoshanna When you're desperate for votes, buying them is always the first option pols choose.
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@PhilipPearl1 @TorpRobin Thanks for posting this. Excellent quotes. The woman was a visionary. Not sure I'd that is good English, but I'm sticking with it.
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@Engineeyr @MeiravEShahar @DrTedros @IDF @IsraelMFA Then you need to speak to Hamas. Massive amounts of aid has entered Gaza over the past five months, most of it was stolen by Hamas. Call the number on this card and speak to them directly.
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@CherylWroteIt You just made my day.
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@thevoicetruth1 I wish this wasn't true, but the facts are hard to deny.
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@GBinIsrael You know Muslims are getting desperate when they bring Jesus into the argument.
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@Seeingidoc The only way to end the terror is to end the terrorists. We know this. This is simply the modern version of piracy where you had a binary solution set, either pay off the pirates, or kill them. We have ample examples that paying them does not work. Let the IDF deliver justice.
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@CatShoshanna @ShaykhSulaiman That was my first thought also. Maybe we're not attuned to the Blind Hatred enough to properly decipher the hidden meaning.
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@CherylE59628 @OwenJones84 Donkey testicles?!? Someone please get @CherylE59628 some decaf! Gotta admit, I snort-laughed.
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@antonioguterres @UN And I renew my call for you to contact Hamas directly. You're the Sec of the UN. They will take your call, honest. You're their biggest source of income. When they answer, urge them to surrender. As soon as they lay down their weapons, and their leaders surrender...
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@joelmowbray Thank you for posting this.
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@PressSec @POTUS Let me get out my crystal ball. Gimme a sec. OK...I foresee a comparable rise in fees for issuing debit cards, checking accounts, loan generation...how did I do? Stop pandering. Trim duplication from the budget and lower taxes if you want to help the working poor.
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@daniisme73 Stop harassing people with facts. It's rude.
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@DrLoupis Here's another before and after pic you may be interested in.
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@ChaiLife613 Please hand your husband the phone, I need to talk to him about switching you to decaf for a day or two. Although I agree totally (nice 80s word) with you.
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@hahussain @flora_heather The gap between "fighters" and 'professional soldiers' is larger than most people think. Bring it. We're easy to find.
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@anaraintuitive @afshineemrani It's a lesson everyone has to learn.
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@Big51515 @IDF Then put your efforts into having Hamas surrender and either release our hostages or tell us where their graves are located.
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@Hebrewhammer_2 This fuckknuckle?
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@tykestakeonit Wasn't he once a politician with influence...?
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@emanumiller The right to a homeland in a land Jews have occupied throughout recorded history.
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@dsisme48 @RadioGenoa Let them. 1. Dogs are hard to hit. 2. If you don't hit, you get bit (not good English, but it rhymes). 3. Most K9s wear armor. 4. Assaulting a K9 is a felony. 5. Cops are VERY protective of their dog partners, so it won't end well for you.
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@daniisme73 Because Virtue Signaling is a cottage industry here.
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@ChayaRaichik10 This ijjit is taking on Libs of TikTok? Please keep us posted on his political demise.
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@JihanJade @Dumbitdawn We thank you for your support.
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@persianjewess Rich pampered white kids are the most gullible and ridiculous animals on the planet.
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@VictorNakba Another successful graduate of the School of F Around and Find Out.
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@FJ_Deen961 This isn't aimed at you, I just thought it was funny.
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@dsisme48 @imshin I love it when you combine facts and sarcasm into one convenient package.
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@FJ_Deen961 OK...OK...we're going to need you to step away from the espresso machine... But otherwise, you were spot on!
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@jakeshieldsajj The dog is doing exactly what it is supposed to do, grab clothing and hold on. The dog handler is keeping the dog under close control. You can do better than this. It's like you're not even trying anymore.
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@ESantanberg We don't have an abundance of choices. And, as a note, the whole "travel ban" used the existing list from the Dept of State which had been unchanged for years.
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@NiliSaar72 You're a grown woman, every day can be Pancake Day.
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@jakeshieldsajj Call this number. He has access to the tens of thousands of tons of food that has been brought into Gaza.
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@RedCollectiveUK "Genocide" against buildings...? "Genocide" against sidewalks...?
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@thevoicetruth1 @TorpRobin You obviously have never been to Haifa or Tel Aviv on a weekend. It may be the climate, the mixture of genes or just pure dumb luck, but you will have to do some serious searxhing before you find more attractive women. Speaking of which, I need to find my passport...
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