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Parv

@RealPattyWap

4 years

When I say not all men it is only in reference to Nick Miller. He is the only man who gets it and can get it

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2 years

They were the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson of my time - but also the Kourtney and Travis and somehow the MGK and Megan Fox as well.

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3 years

Direct deposit: $1400 Me at CVS: get me 4 vials of insulin

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The Indian girls EATING at the #MetGala Alia bhatt and Mona Patel SLAYED!!!

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3 years

@keawmanee_chun @setotah And a part 3!!!

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4 years

When she got on baby blue you know there’s shit about to go down #thebachelor

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4 years

Well smash mouth did say “Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed” the tweet writes itself

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Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell told the crowd: "We’re all here together tonight! Fuck that COVID shit!"

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5 years

Peppa Pig watching the music industry scramble as she takes her throne as the new queen

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5 years

Jamie and Tyrion showing up to kings landing next week to show Cersei that they’re still here #gameofthrones

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5 years

you guys bird box was so good

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4 years

Nick miller said fuck capitalism money is a social construct in the same breath

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2 years

@dregrooovy Not military propaganda and big pharma all in one……………

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8 years

*opens Twitter and sees rumors that drake and Taylor swift might be dating*

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5 years

Me whenever I hear country music:😒 Me listening to the Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus remix of old town road

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5 years

Me thinking Jamie was going to kill Cersei after hugging her because he’s actually in love with brienne #gameofthrones

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4 years

Me showing up to ABC’s door with the papers to sue for this disaster season when it could have all been prevented #TheBachelor

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4 years

MADISON IS TOO COOL FOR PETER Y’ALL. #TheBachelor

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2 years

Horrible week for the male community #TheBachelor

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4 years

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman Stephanie Meyer and #midnightsun :

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5 years

Anti Vax kids before and after they get that vaccine #gameofthrones

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8 years

#Brangelina got everyone like

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5 years

Jon snow minding his own business on the steps and suddenly making eye contact with Arya #gameofthrones

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2 months

When Maria isn’t the next bachelorette… #thebachelor

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6 years

DON’T 👏🏽 WEAR👏🏽 CAL 👏🏽 GEAR👏🏽 IF 👏🏽 YOU’RE 👏🏽 NOT 👏🏽 GONNA 👏🏽 YELL 👏🏽 BACK 👏🏽 “GO BEARS👏🏽 I’m tired of looking like a fool...

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5 years

The popular vote vs the electoral college #thebachelor #bachelorinparadise

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5 years

No one: International students walking in with their breakfast:

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4 years

Pitbull watching Jlo and Shakira leave him out of the #SuperBowlLIV halftime show

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5 years

I can’t believe that Luke P. made this for Hannah #TheBachelorette

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3 years

If you’ve peed in a bathroom at dwinelle don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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8 years

The left is the Free Speech Movement at Cal. On the right is the protests ignited by Trump's election. 52 yrs passed & we're still fighting

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1 year

Solidarity with my brown sisters as our community boyfriend Sidharth Malhotra gets married tomorrow

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4 years

You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain #TheBachelor

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4 years

Who was gonna tell me that the dad from never have I ever is Ravi from the office?!?

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3 years

Next week on #thebachelor we get to find out who’s going to Paris

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7 years

*takes a drag of a cigarette* #Covfefe ... haven't heard that name around these parts in years

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2 years

Ok I’ve seen the picture a thousand times and the shoes… I don’t hate them…

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7 years

The season preview of #TheBachelorette •blood shed •man tears •drama Me:

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2 years

Omg y’all ty for liking the tweet!!! I’m just a suburban Indian American girlie with an emotional dependance on one direction and BTS - tweet randomly kids things can go viral!!! ♥️♥️♥️

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3 years

Just thinking of this

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6 years

Me after every season of #thebachelor : god I’m so done with this trash. No way they’re gonna bamboozle me into watching another season *the bachelorette shows the first few men* Me:

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5 years

Tormund and Ser Jorah’s ghost welcoming gendry into the friend zone #gameofthrones

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3 years

Lmao cdc didn’t say Simon says. Girls keep your mask on we’re still in the game

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1 year

Me explaining to the Trader Joe’s employee how Flowers by Miley Cyrus has the same tune as When I Was Your Man By Bruno Mars and her chorus lyrics being a response to Bruno’s chorus lyrics because Liam Hemsworth dedicated that song to her once is pop culture HERSTOTY!!!!

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2 years

Selena Gomez is MY millionaire beauty queen!! I am a RARE beauty girl first, a human second

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4 years

How we see a show: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ How Netflix sees that same show: ★☆☆☆☆

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normalize netflix to stop canceling good shows.

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4 years

SOUPLANTATION CLOSED?!? NO ONE SPEAK TO ME I WILL BE IN MOURNING FOREVER. IF I HAD KNOWN I WOULD HAVE PUT EXTRA CORNBREAD AND BLUEBERRY MUFFINS IN MY PURSE FOR THE CULTURE

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3 years

This is becoming my favorite super bowl tradition!!! #PepsiHalftime #theweeknd

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4 years

Hey Siri play all I do is win #TheOscars

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4 years

The #TheBachelor without spoilers!!!

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3 years

Reasons why the Nick Jonas dexcom commercial was bad: 1. They’re shaming people for using finger sticks when their product is inaccessible. It’s $428 a month and not all insurances cover it 2. dexcom offers no assistance programs making this product a luxury 3. I didn’t laugh

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8 years

#9YearsOfJonasBrothers and this is still relevant

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3 years

Matt when he sees a leg #thebachelor

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2 years

@LaRoseToy Ok right?!? At first I was like fam… but honestly…? It’s a hit?!?

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3 years

Rachael’s date vs tayshia’s entire season #TheBachelor

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8 years

Looking at some of the men this season on the #thebachelorette like

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1 year

Me and my diabetic sisters on our way to Paris

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7 years

Friends: ok I was thinking, we all split the bill evenly?!? Me, who got the cheapest thing on the menu:

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7 years

Tomi Lahren: *tryna drag Meryl Streep on twitter* Meryl Streep probably:

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4 years

Idk why other movies try THIS WAS CINEMA!!!

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4 years

@ULTRAGLOSS This is the only thing that is a close second!!!

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4 years

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN MAMMA MIA 2!!! pure cinema! The choreography the chemistry young bill in cuffed jeans *chefs kiss*

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5 years

Anyway here is the most important #gameofthrones meme

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2 years

Lets end the debate now: Brenda’s shoes:

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2 years

I’m in my Selena Gomez* era!!! *obsessed with her Rare Beauty makeup line!!!

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Americans The CDC

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4 years

quarantine as told by parks and rec

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4 years

Diabetes is so dramatic and I’m so dramatic and it’s so dramatic that two dramatic entities have to share one body. Does that make sense?

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4 years

Robert Pattinson when he sees Stephanie Meyer approaching with her new book idea #MidnightSun

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4 years

I watch this video so often cause it’s just unadulterated joy and it never fails to lift me up. But now for For the first time it’s made me sad. Still can’t believe it

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3 years

Me: eats a crumb My blood sugar:

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4 years

In honor of national diabetes month I’m going to make an ongoing thread of things that roughly cost the same as 1 vial of insulin ($300 for rounding sake) It varies person to person but for me a vial lasts about a week and a half! Imagine buying these several times a month!!!

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4 years

Me watching Marco and Elle: 😏😏😏 Me seeing Noah in the audience:

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1 year

Ryan gosling has always had ken energy

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4 years

#thebachelor this season was literally a High school musical knockoff

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3 years

Bro y’all doing math for your diabetes?!? I’m just on vibes and a prayer at this point! I be like this looks like 5 units 😗

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4 years

One of the dumbest aspects about diabetes is the financial guilt of making a mistake. Like I did a finger stick wrong? Shoot there goes money. I primed out too much insulin? IN THIS ECONOMY? the infusion set failed? Calm down bill gates. It’s exhausting honestly.

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The crowd went crazy when THIS dropped!!!!!!!!! #TheBachelor

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7 years

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL BEYONCÉ GAVE BIRTH TO THE TWINS Y'ALL IM SO THANKFUL TO GOD FOR BEING APART OF THE JOURNEY!

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3 years

My insulin pump to my door handle

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7 years

How I imagine the Warriors look in oracle right now

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3 years

Every time Victoria speaks #thebachelor

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Bran stark taking the iron throne after orchestrating this whole mess #gameofthrones #gameofthronesfinale

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3 years

It’s kind of obvious!!! Like no indian uses just a dash of chili powder…

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3 years

A 2017 study found that 90% of cookbooks about Chinese and Indian cuisines listed in the NYT’s database were written by white people. (via @bani_amor )

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3 years

OK I KNEW I COULD TRUST BERNIE!!!

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2 years

Me listening to Clayton speak to Suzie the way he is in international women’s day #TheBachelor

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4 years

How can I be racist I’ve seen slum dog millionaire

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white people be like “how can I be racist if I like Asian food?”

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3 years

Dexcom has money for a super bowl commercial?!? Girl your product needs help... put that $$$ into research and development!!!

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3 years

The girls on the Me at 25 #TheBachelor At 25

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1 year

Me seeing non diabetics wearing continuous glucose monitors

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2 months

Since Dev Patel is back wanted to remind y’all of him in modern love - tweeting this live from therapy!!!

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8 years

The epitome of #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty

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4 years

Sharpay Evans is literally me rn watching all y’all act like we’re not in the middle of a global pandemic and ruining the rest of 2020

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4 years

Harry Styles in adore you: “brown skin-“ Me, a girl with brown skin: wow I can’t believe Harry Styles wrote a song about me!!!

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6 years

*pulls out MASH paper from 8th grade* Umm actually It says here that I’M supposed to marry nick jonas we’re gonna have 5 kids and a parakeet. We’re living in a dumpster with our Barbie dream car... I’m sorry I don’t make the rules but legally he’s mine

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5 years

Thomas Stanley Holland. A man with good taste. We have decided to stan forever

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