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Nando

@RealNandoAve

3 years

I cheated on my Barber 💈 today...

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Share This Useful Trick

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

4 years

If you referring to him as a BD, then he just put his child in a Benz and you the chauffeur...

SUPERST☆R

@diaryofvixen

4 years

My baby daddy just put me in a benz🥺💙

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Doesn’t count for pedophiles, abusers, rapist... I encourage you to sing like a bird.

Conner Bobay

@BobayConner

5 years

Sco pu ta manaa?

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

If your girl got an odor it’s probably from you.

𝑺𝒊𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂

@TheSiaVibe

5 years

Scoo pa tu manaa ??

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

4 years

It’s the Trump impersonations for me... kids have no filter🤣

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

I can take a joke... I can’t take disrespect disguised as a joke. There’s a difference.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

Last time I sat behind a state prosecutor, I heard her say.... “I don’t care if he’s innocent, I need a conviction today to keep my conviction rate high.” Law creates gov funds & slavery, just another statistic to people “ doing their job” with no humanity.

Northwestern

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After almost 13 years of being wrongly convicted and imprisoned for murder, a Miami man is freed after an investigation made by twenty @MedillSchool students.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

3 years

Y’all be having sex with these people cause they look good. Whole time they depressed. Now you sad too. Sex isn’t just sex... transferable energy and spirits be real.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

3 years

I book everything... just bring yourself.

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@Yokodidthat

3 years

I book the flight ✈️ you book the room 🏢 all 2021

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

3 years

I need it all the time, that’s the problem.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

2 years

Ladies if the person you fucking throws off your PH Balance consistently… that’s literally nature telling you he’s not the one.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

If your scared of your own germs, you shouldn’t be having sex...

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

If you still think there’s “seasons” to be single or cuffed... you childish and still ain’t ready for a relationship.

BabyGirl 💅🏽

@ayyebabygirl_

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

Y'all don't want "ride or dies". Y'all want sufferers. You want someone to suffer in silence while you grow up.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

If you don’t claim her don’t question her...PERIOD.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Keep Grinding cause your life can change in one year, and even when it’s rainy out the sun is shining some where...

Fan Account | #BLM 🫵🏾

@BardiUpdatess

5 years

Three years ago, Cardi worked her last shift as a stripper on her 23rd birthday. Today is now a Grammy award winning artist.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

You should see/hear/feel it, if you have to ask...you ain’t accomplish it.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Here’s 21 Savage voice adjusted to reality.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Take the sex away and you’ll come to realize that not too many individuals have much to offer. This generation is so pressed for physicality that y’all forget mentality creates the bond and forms longevity.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

Unsaved numbers have a lot of audacity.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

This is called being an alcoholic...

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

Be an adult. Mend relationships that you find valuable. Don’t let pride destroy good things. But also be an adult. Don’t let people play you.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

If you're reading this, you'll be fine. Money will come, love will find you, life will turn out a lot better than you imagined. Believe that.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

It’s officially rub her booty & watch scary movies season...

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

As a Man Don’t be an asshole, Don’t be irritating, have snacks readily available, be ready to rub stomachs & give massages.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Put her in a sundress... take her for brunch & mimosas, then afternoon sex.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Most the girls who are single right now are wifey material and no one their age actually knows how to handle such a great package.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

When I say Lemme drive the boat, this how I’m pulling up 😂

Twt_Bajet 🇵🇸

@twt_bajet

5 years

Skill pengendalian hebat yang ditonjolkan oleh POLIS Malaysisa Proud with our PDRM!

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

4 years

Love like this help you glow.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Fuck sending her a dick pic, i’m finna send her a pic of me with a fresh cut then bring the dick to her.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Smelling good is attractive. Invest in your scent.

Ima Stick Beside the Cowboys

@Chop_Nasty

5 years

sco pa tu manaa?

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

3 years

Women mentally clock out months before they break up with you...

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Their so attractive, and if you been thinking bout getting them you should.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Both pregnant?

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

4 years

Women can wear what they want, without being harassed... if your sensitive to nipples/nudity, grow up.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

Nobody hears you until you get out of character.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

Lack of communication leaves too much room for assumption.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Take pride when a girl where’s your clothing, it has your scent, it keeps her comfort in the coldest times, & other men know it ain’t hers... so she basically rocking you in front of them.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

I’ll cancel plans just to stay home and do nothing.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

6 years

“Nice for What” is for the girls who got their own... Yall beggin hoes keep being nice, rent due on the 1st.

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

7 years

Let me eat it while your upset so I can see where you cum’n from...

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

2 years

I make 6 Figures, Have No Kids, Only 28 Years Young, and I’m always home with a bunch of free time… How am I Single 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

When you literally feel your heart ache...that was love.

𝑺𝒊𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂

@TheSiaVibe

5 years

Scoo pa tu manaa ??

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

4 years

I pray I make it home.

SMOOTHIE

@smoothmelanin

4 years

First thing that comes to mind ??

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Nando

@RealNandoAve

5 years

She single but she ain't available thats how you know someone fucked her mind up.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Yal ever zoned out while driving but still be driving perfect ?? 🤔

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Rock bottom will teach you lessons that mountain tops never will.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

At this age you gotta realize everyone has a lot of growing to do so you either grow together or outgrow each other.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

I support this.

ATHI GELEBA 🇿🇦

@AthiGeleba

5 years

when black dads show up... ❤️

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

Her: Babe Do you think I look Fat? Me: Of course not, are you hungry?

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@hmdroga

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Bomboclaat

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

EVERY girl got a dude in her DM talking to himself...

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

If you naturally pretty all you need to do is your lashes and eyebrows.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

This is the Mindset of a boy, Cause a Grown Man knows his Woman can be Both 🤞🏽.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Support your girl & her confidence, let her be sexy in public.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

No such thing as a break... if you have to step away when things get tough then that wasn’t the right person for you to go through the battle of a relationship with.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

I can mess with them, you can’t.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

When I tell a women “I’ll get you thick” I mean I will feed your body the spiritual, mental, & physical energy it needs to grow.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Instead of treating her like a daughter... she treats her like a jealous woman over her man... This is the sick mentality of a broken woman.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Cologne will get a females attention before a Luxury belt will .

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

If communication is hard, y’all not right for each other...

tsunamii ᥫ᭡

@maniitsunamii

4 years

it could all be so simple 😩🥴

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Embrace what you got, no matter the size... and you should definitely get those nipple piercings you’ve been thinking bout.

Love

@liveandlovee3

5 years

sco pa tu manaa

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

The first thing a girl wants when she’s faded is her Man...& food.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

We have to do better...

Melanin Tee

@MelaninTee__

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa🙂🤔

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Women have crazier sex Drives than Men. Once you give a girl some good dick, you gon be the one asking for a break 🤣

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

When Boo’d Up come on in 20 years from now ima be 2 stepping with a bottle of Patron saying “ y’all dont know nothing ‘bout this.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

It’s okay to outgrow the life you thought you wanted...

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Should live forever, might love you more than your own mama.

THE DON 🖤🖕🏽

@SKPTHEDON

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa ?

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Whenever she said “ima smack the shit out of both yal if you ever try me” that’s what she meant.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

I think offset & cardi need to solve they issues off the internet... that’s they problem... everybody in they business & relationship with opinions. Even got his homeboys speaking for him. An apology requires sincerity not clout...

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Don’t let good dick anchor you to a toxic situation, cause good pussy definitely doesn’t stop a man from leaving a good woman.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

The name on your clothes doesn’t make them look good... you can look rich without spending your riches...

𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕚 💋

@Terren_Janay

5 years

Sco pu ta manaa?

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

if i delete your pictures out my phone you a special type of dead to me... especially snap memories.

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

Once you stimulate her mind, the body will follow.

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

Me Tryna figure out how ima give her this shopping money for being loyal.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Don't allow your loneliness to lower your standards.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

How Many of Yal Really Contemplated Stripping before?

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

I cancel plans to spend time with me...

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

This is what I call Candy...

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Condoms are for casual sex, cause when you in love you want to feel it... but that doesn’t mean you have to cause an unplanned pregnancy... don’t forget to pull out 😅

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

Independent females are so under valued. She really doesn’t need you..She just wants you and wants to build with you but don’t forget she’ll continue to do her thing with or without you.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

Ladies yal are beautiful I swear, Don’t be with a man that doesn’t want to show you off.

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@RealNandoAve

6 years

I’m faithful in a relationship but a hoenother person when I’m single.

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@RealNandoAve

4 years

Ladies, please understand a man will string you along, tell you what you want to hear even though his actions don't match, and play on your feelings...for as long as YOU ALLOW him to, you have to be able to make a strong decision for yourself.

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@RealNandoAve

5 years

If a girl sticks around & gives you time to mature & fix your mistakes, that's a wife.

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@RealNandoAve