Donald J. Drumpf @RealDonalDrumpf Twitter profile

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Donald J. Drumpf

@RealDonalDrumpf

8 years

Melania tells @Greta I believe strongly marriage should be between one man & a series of progressively younger women

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Donald J. Drumpf

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2 years

Angry Stephen Colbert is being very mean to me! DO NOT RETWEAT!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many people are saying #TrumpHasNoPlan , but I have a terrific plan. Better than Obama’s. We test less! Less testing = less cases! Governors DeSantis in Florida and Abbott in Texas are totally on board. @sarahcpr has the details. You are welcome, America!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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I am happy to introduce my new FBI Director, John Miller. Incredible guy. Very impartial. You can totally trust him.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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8 months

So proud of Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski for finding the time to fuck each other so frequently behind their spouses backs while still attending church every Sunday and maintaining busy speaking schedules talking about the evils of hypocrisy.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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AT&T laid off 4,000. Macy's laid off 10,000. GE laid off 12,000. Carrier is laying off 215 more workers in Indiana. Walmart is firing thousands more. Plus 40,000 tourism jobs lost in the #TrumpSlump . And now Toys R Us is closing 180 stores. I deserve all the credit!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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2 years

PLEASE STOP RETWEATING THIS! Thank you.

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2 years

Angry Stephen Colbert is being very mean to me! DO NOT RETWEAT!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many people are saying #TrumpCantRideABike , but how many hamberders can Joe Biden eat in 60 seconds?

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

The so-called “brothers” at @MeidasTouch are back again with a very negative attack ad. They now say #TrumpHasNoPlan for healthcare. Ridiculous! I have a very big and powerful plan that will be amazing. It’s coming any day now, believe me.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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6 years

I believe marriage should be between one man, his third wife, and as many porn stars he can get into his hotel room while his wife's home nursing their baby.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Hashtags like #PresidentSnowflake should be illegal! The fact that I can’t stop them from trending makes me feel like an #ImpotusAmericanus ! No one on Twitter has ever been tweeted more unfairly!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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3 years

My diapers leaked a little! DO NOT RETWEAT! #TrumpSpeech

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

Many people are saying #TrumpsAWhiteSupremacist . But don't forget I'm a conman, serial sexual predator & international money launderer, too!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many people are saying the #RoseGardenMassacre was probably not the best way to introduce my "pro-life" SCOTUS nominee.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

Ann Coulter is OK with 22 million people losing their health coverage. Just don't ask her to move seats on a plane. That really sets her off

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Donald J. Drumpf

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3 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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3 years

Who made this? Very unfair on the day of my Biggest Loser Rally! #TrumpRally

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

SORRY, GUYS. BUT IF WE'RE BEING HONEST HERE... IT'S TIME TO LOCK HER UP!

Ivanka Trump Has a Trademark on Corruption

While US farmers went bankrupt, Ivanka kept pocketing new trademarks from the Chinese government

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Donald J. Drumpf

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8 years

No need to give me the nuclear codes. I already bombed. BIGLY. #AlSmithDinner

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

The Chinese put some money in my secret bank account as soon as I became President in 2017 and I personally withdrew $15.1 million for myself while only paying $750 in taxes here in the US. Smart!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

Millions cheer as Mike Pence greets adoring crowds along the #Inauguration parade route #AlternativeFacts

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8 years

Thinking about that time I went "furniture shopping" while Melania was pregnant. #debate Vine via @ActualGOP

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I love all my #MAGA boaters, except the ones whose boats sink or catch fire. Keep those fucking losers away from me. I prefer poorly educateds who don't sink!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many people are saying this new #AmericaNeedsBiden ad from @MeidasTouch is very strong and very powerful but I want to downplay it. DO NOT RETWEAT!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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8 years

#HeterosexualPrideDay is a reminder--we must keep marriage between one man & a series of progressively younger women

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I only promised not to get us into costly foreign wars. I never said I wouldn’t invade #Portland or #Chicago . #GestapoTrump

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many of the teens and tweens I’m seen harassing in this video are now old enough to vote. Scary! #WomenAgainstTrump

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Remember when I said that starting a war with Iran was a great way for a weak and ineffective President to get out of a political jam and win re-election? It’s foolproof! #ThrowbackThursday #WWIII

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

First known instance of a celebrity feuding with, getting schooled by his own parody account #unpresidented

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3 years

The Apprentice.

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7 years

Amazing turnout for #TrumpInauguration concert. I've started a movement! #MakeAmericaStayHomeOnThursdayNightsAgain

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Donald J. Drumpf

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6 years

I have just ordered Homeland Security to step up our already Extreme Thoughts and Prayers Program. So remember, it's God's fault. Not mine!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I was being so grown up until the Nasty Asian (American) woman and Scary @kaitlancollins showed up! #TrumpPressConference #TrumpMeltdown

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I am the most TRANSPARENT President in our country’s history! Although the doctors at Walter Reed said my definition of “transparent” is not the one in the dictionary. Never mind! @MeidasTouch is being mean again. Calling me #SupremeLoser ! DO NOT RETWEET!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Rudy, had you been injecting Lysol again? I was the fucking President in 2017.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

It’s completely normal for the whole world to laugh at America’s President! Do not retweet this @JoeBiden ad saying #TrumpIsALaughingStock ! I forbid it!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MELANIA'S SON HAD COVID?

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Rudy has convinced the world that one of the candidates is snorting Adderall and has dementia. I’m firing him for breaking attorney-client privilege! #ByeRudy #PresidentialDebate2020

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Donald J. Drumpf

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8 years

Marriage should be between one man and a series of progressively younger women #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy

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Donald J. Drumpf

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5 years

It has become much too easy for cows, when trained at altitude, to jump over the moon. That is why I have instructed NASA to begin training American cows to be the first to jump over Mars, of which the moon is just a part! #MarsCowMission

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 months

Jeffrey Epstein was a lot of fun to be with. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Eric and I only stole from kids with cancer once or twice! That was before V. Putin put me in touch with his guy at Deutsche Bank. Very unfair new ad from @meidastouch !!! #DonsNextCon

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3 years

How do you land Marine One? #AskingForAFriend

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3 years

Many people are saying I couldn’t have killed 600,000 Americans without help! Thank you, Rupert Murdoch and #FoxNews for all you did to spread misinformation about Carona to my #MAGA morans!

Ex-Fox News insider shreds Rupert Murdoch for drilling harmful lies into viewers' minds

A former Fox News insider laments what the conservative network has become.Veteran media executive Preston Padden had high praise for his former boss Rupert Murdoch in a new column for The Daily...

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

James Maxwell Trump could not possibly be my son because I have never even met Ghislaine Maxwell and I have never cheated on any of my wives and everybody knows I always wear a condom!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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3 years

What clothes does a person need to pack for a sudden trip to Moscow in November?

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

The US soldiers who fought Hitler were very, very violent. So there's clearly fault on both sides.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Many people are saying I am GUILTY of High Crimes and Misdemeanors but thankfully the Republican Senators who took campaign donations from Russia and a few small bribes from my attorneys (while I threatened to destroy them) see things differently! #AmericansFindTrumpGuilty

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Thank you, @IvankaTrump ! Your words were #MAGA strong and powerful last night. I hope everyone will share this new video from @MeidasTouch which shows the #truth in your beautiful words! Please RT!!

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8 years

While I've been attacking Mexicans and Muslims, Mike Pence has worked tirelessly to take away rights from women and the gays #TrumpPence2016

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4 years

Many people are saying the poem called the snake should be rebranded #TrumpTheSnake ! RT if you endorse this very strong and very powerful message from @MeidasTouch .

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

ANY DOTARD WHO HAS TO BE REMINDED TO PUT THEIR HAND OVER THEIR HEART DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SHOULD BE FIRED!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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7 years

Bigger turnout for Alec Baldwin in NYC than for my #TrumpInauguration concert in DC. Sad!

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20k strong on Central Park West #westandunited

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

It’s not easy to tell the difference between a camel 🐪 and an 🐘 when you’re feeling rushed! The Bad Hombres at @MeidasTouch are calling me an #UnpresidentedIdiot . Very unfair! Please reply in comments if you know the answer to 93 minus 7!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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On the advice of my lawyer, I wish to state I have never met Donald Trump, Jr. or Jared Kushner & was unaware they were my son & son-in-law

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Donald J. Drumpf

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5 years

#iherebyorder you to stop buying ANY Trump products, including MAGA hats, that are MADE IN CHINA. The stuff from Vietnam is still good though, so please keep buying that.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

I don’t want to Hurt God so I always say I love The Bible. I mean I heard it was a “Good Book,” but don’t ask me any questions about it because I know less about it than I know about Carona death rates. Call me a #Biblicalidiot if you want. #ItIsWhatItIs

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Donald J. Drumpf

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Many people are asking Where’s Joe? Bastard moves so fast it’s hard to keep up with him. But apparently he’ll be all over your TV tonight with this ad.

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Donald J. Drumpf

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4 years

Don’t let the hypothermia dominate your life! #Omahastranded

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Thousands of people left out in the cold and stranded in #Omaha , #Nebraska after a #Trump rally. I’m told the shuttles aren’t operating & there aren’t enough busses. Police didn’t seem to know what to do. Some walked. I saw at least one woman getting medical attention.

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6 years

I have asked the Pentagon to work something up for me based on this concept board I put together

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4 years

Many people are saying I have the best Narcissistic Personality Disorder they’ve ever seen! #DJTHasNPD

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4 years

Very unfair ad from the so-called @MeidasTouch brothers! When I said the economy does better under the Democrats that was before I started selling merchandise to my poorly educateds! #TheTrumpDepression

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5 years

#NotesFromNationalEmergency Crisis at Mar-a-Lago as the undocumented immigrant who usually does my orangeface didn’t show up today. Tried by myself but missed a big spot. Felt fat. Had two omelets and some pancakes to cheer myself up. Wore beige. Maybe not the best color for me.

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4 years

HUGE NEWS! I am tonight signing an Executive Order that will give Women the “Right to Vote” in the Upcoming Election this November. You are welcome, ladies.

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4 years

Violent Antifa mobs have taken over The Villages in Florida! Some of these “terrorists” are old enough to remember when the original Antifa stormed the beaches of Normandy! They are being SO RUDE to the very fine Nazis who just want disease and suffering!

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Please RT to let all my Evangelicals know the new talking point is “WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHRISTMAS?” Thank you! #BeBest #EvangelicalsForTrump

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7 years

Today's schedule: - Golf - Boycott NFL - Threaten nuclear war - Lunch - Watch NFL - Read healthcare bill (kidding!) - Ice cream (2 scoops)

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I'm VERY UPSET that Michael Cohen made tapes of me discussing illegal payoffs fo Karen McDougal. You just can't trust anyone these days! (Except V. Putin, who is very nice to me and assures me he never tapes anything.)

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Many people are saying I’m fanning the flames of terrorism, but I’m also pouring out the gasoline and lighting the match, so both sides! #TrumpTerrorism #TrumpTerrorists

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If we don’t count views, no one will see this new #DonaldTheDope ad from @ProjectLincoln . It will disappear like a miracle, believe me!

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6 years

Mad Magazine called and asked me if I would accept their Person of the Year award, or as they call it Dotard of the Year. I said absocovfefe

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I have now been fully briefed on Hawaii. Did you know it was part of America? Not many people know that. Also, it's not just one island. It's really fascinating actually. You learn so many things as as President.

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Ridiculous that I am being censored for lying while @donwinslow is being censored for telling the truth. Very unfair to me! #ConsequencesForTrump

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3 years

Just weighed myself. 306.

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7 years

Had a great meeting with V. Putin. I showed him my Electoral College map from 2016 and he showed me my Electoral College map for 2020!

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7 years

Whatever you need, London! I'm working hard all day. #LondonAttacks

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3 years

Many people are saying #MAGAIsCancelled . Ridiculous! My Christmas album has more downloads than any other President’s Christmas album in history! Out now from KKK-tel!

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Donald J. Drumpf

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When Republicans send their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

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3 years

My Life as The Second Lady #TitlesForMelaniasMemoir

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4 years

Stop retweeting #TrumpIsPathetic !

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I'm a #stablegenius With a very big penis I tell you Russia is a ruse So just ignore the news Sloppy Steve says there's treason In the files Bob Mueller's seizin' My AG won't protect me But I have Graham & Grassley So if you need someone to pillory Take another look at Hillary!

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I keep hearing a little voice whispering to me "fire Mueller" and then I realize it's coming from the pen the Russian Ambassador gave me!

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4 years

LET THEM EAT BEANS!

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Collusion Nepotism Sexual assault Income tax fraud Charity fraud Consumer fraud Revealing classified intel to the Russians But her emails

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If you ban TikTok you have fewer Sarah Cooper videos. It’s commonsense!

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7 years

Are there any other kind? #GoldenShowers

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3 years

Please do not RETWEAT this video of @tedcruz saying “Donald Trump now has a consistent pattern of inciting violence.” It is very damaging to my case! #ImpeachmentTrial #ImpeachmentTrial2

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This new #SaudiTrump video is very unfair! It doesn’t even mention that the Saudis booked hundreds of rooms at the Trump International Hotel in 2017 and paid top dollar without even using them! And they’ve been very good to Jared, too, when he needed cash!

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I didn’t even need to give Louis DeJoy an extra incentive to kill the Post Office to help me steal the election. He’s already got so much invested in private delivery companies he’s happy to destroy USPS just to make a few extra mil. Smart! #TrumpKillsUSPS

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New Poll: The Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in predicting the 2016 Election, has just announced that “Trump” is trailing Joe Biden by a mere 12 points. Please RT to spread Awareness! @OperationMAGA #MAGA2020

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The @MeidasTouch brothers are back with a very “hard-hitting” ad claiming #TrumpHoaxedAmerica just because the Carona Germ “Sniffles” have killed 160,000 Americans. It is what it is, people! One day it will go all away & you’ll see I was right. Thank you!

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4 years

We must stop veterans like Chris David from terrorizing our brave stormtroopers with questions about the Constitution! My psycho Daddy didn’t pay for 5 deferments so I could be lectured to by people stupid enough to shed blood for America! #EnoughIsEnough

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This ad has 96% Approval in the Republican Party! Thank you @MeidasTouch . Please RT to help my #MAGA voters understand that you don’t need healthcare. Just pray hard and one day all your diseases will disappear like a miracle. #KAG2020 #TrumpHasNoPlan

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I couldn't find Creepy Joe on this list of child rapists. They all seem to be friends of @GovMikeHuckabee and @GOPChairwoman . DO NOT RETWEAT!

GOP: Gang of Pedophiles

The list of Republican and Trump-connected child rapists, sex traffickers, pedophile enablers and child porn offenders keeps growing

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Many people are saying my #MAGADeath rally is really #coronapalooza for #COVIDIOTS . 20,000 people are going to risk catching the Carona germ just for the pleasure of stroking my ego. SAD!