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@PseudoPhoenix

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System was never designed for us to survive… so when we thrive you must know we went through hell and back…

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Loadshedding is so much more than simply “not having electricity”. It’s a productivity issue, it’s a safety issue, a health issue, and and and and.... it’s a bloody CRISIS but it’s being handled like a minor inconvenience.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 months

Oscar is getting JOB offers since leaving prison. Schools even want him to coach. Did they forget he is a murderer or what

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

Don’t do your will at FNB, they name themselves as Executors and they charge the maximum executors fee. Even charge R800 for photocopies when handling the estate.

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@NatalieAndrew

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Guys, do your Wills. If you're an FNB client and you don't have any complicated circumstances (sole parent, spouse's you hate etc.) you can do it via the app.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

Pregnant woman today said she had to come out to the shops because her husband isn’t used to getting groceries and won’t know how to pick bananas properly - #COVID19 not only showing how unsustainable capitalism is but also how fucking risky patriarchy is.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Getting your degree during a pandemic is an amazing feat! Congratulations to all graduates.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

The worst part is Les was careful. He cancelled his gigs. He complied. I hate this group project.

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 months

Imagine your leader saying there’s enough money for 2 wars yet you have 3 jobs and living in your car.

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@PseudoPhoenix

6 years

This white lady on Carte Blanche complaining about public health facilities says “they speak to you like you’re a gardener” then cries. 😒😒😒😒 how is she speaking to her gardener then?

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@CapitecBankSA @marthafocker_ It should say “same day payment” then and not immediate payment lol

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

These looters/protesters aren’t “eating the rich” they’re actually eating the working class. The rich are safely tucked away, protected by privilege and comprehensive insurance. #SAShutdown

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@thelondon_lewk @_____Zanni The same companies that increased profits during the pandemic can’t give raises. Salaries aren’t inflation proof. I wish we would strike.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Shacks/informal settlements are not homes. People in South Africa have been homeless and are still homeless.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 months

@mpho_nox We have a DEEP racism problem in this country.

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@PseudoPhoenix

8 months

@naledimashishi @_theekword It’s that misogyny and short man syndrome vibes. Mens fragile egos need to denigrate women.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

Bruh.

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@PseudoPhoenix

8 years

If you don't understand this by now #FeesMustFall ...

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

I’m so tired of white people cancelling @airbnb reservations just because they want to approve which race can stay at their place. Any black owned accom places around PE towards CPT (Garden Route)?

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

9 min to loadshedding with 9 mins left on the clock. Good luck washing machine!

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@PseudoPhoenix

8 years

@TelkomZA this picture represents South Africans - you really could've used it! #WomensDay

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

So much tax money; yet pit toilets still exist. Sad truth that we lose resources to corruption instead of betterment of society.

Newzroom Afrika

@Newzroom405

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[BREAKING NEWS] SARS tax revenue hits record high. Gross tax revenue collection reaches R2 trillion in 2022/23. Tune into Newzroom Afrika DStv channel 405 for more. #Newzroom405

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 months

Eggs are gonna come back on the shelves at triple the price and never get reduced again. Record profits.

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

Media places putting Thabo Bester articles behind a paywall lol when GroundUp helped you all.

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 months

@phethani4 Small scale farmers still selling eggs coz their chickens didn’t get hit by the flu. These big retailers should start supporting smaller businesses

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

A child headed household (a matriculant and grade 11 student) burnt down in Phahameng, Bultfontein, leaving them with nothing. If you can assist please reach out to Tsakane on O655025523 or admin @impactspaces .org Any help would be appreciated.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

We allowed white South Africans to flourish without recognizing their crimes against humanity. And they continue with their entitlement and violence towards black folks. They’re holding us back as a country.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@_bictoriaaaa With all this information at hand, and the trauma of the pandemic being fresh - I was asked “what’s up with the mask?” by someone I just met 🤣 unprovoked. Like okay you maskless I won’t judge, but leave me be.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

10 years ago I started those “investment plans” from old mutual where you pay 200 a month, eventually became 250 per month… safe to say I could’ve just saved that money myself. There’s zero return on investment. What an absolute waste.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@KayRB_7 @Doll__er Men target successful women. Literally. Yoh.

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

Lol FNB didn’t even have to reply to this tweet. I learnt the hard way about wills. Imagine you’re grieving and then get exposed to daylight robbery while at it.

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

And then strange men get offended when you show mistrust. Bruh, we don’t even trust the men we KNOW, who TF are you?

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

@BenjaminMMeier @drtlaleng @UNC To be honest we should’ve issued vaccine cards with QR code’s, something like this. Because the current ones are way too easy to fake.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

When she speaks everyone hangs onto every single word. 💗 United Nations Special Rapporteur @drtlaleng ✨

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

I can relate so hard to this traffic light today. Down but still functioning.

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@MarketingBully_ As I grew older I realised a lot of people want fans and not friends; reciprocation missing and more value placed on other types of relationships.

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@Somajjah The replies showing exactly how many actually understand or grasp what feminism is.

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 years

@Nandi_Madida glad you were raised by an amazing father, but you've missed the point of #MenAreTrash

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

VF plus doing well in the elections shows how racist SA still is. I mean.

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@PseudoPhoenix

6 years

When it comes to public health complaints I’d prefer that people of color in South Africa are interviewed about their experiences. Because the entitlement from caucasians is a tad too much.

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@PseudoPhoenix

8 years

@MailOnline 2016. Still. Opportunity galore for them :)

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

The real mampara of the week is Steenhuisen who has the emotional intelligence of a frog. But you’re too racist to see it.

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@SundayTimesZA

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Mampara of the week: Cyril Ramaphosa

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@MfuyoTheFiery Made it a minute before the power went off! 🤣

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

“Consent is beyond do you wanna have sex... it’s how you wanna have sex...” - @drtlaleng

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

Can we get our masks back? How are we helping first world countries though?

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@News24

4 years

SA exports 800 000 masks to Italy, as the WHO warns of a global mask shortage due to Covid-19 | @BISouthAfrica

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@PseudoPhoenix

6 months

@MaS1banda News24 are Zionists. Their headlines are extremely dodgy.

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 months

@theashrb There’s a major racism problem in South Africa. Since 1652. This is what happens when “freedom” comes without accountability and reparations.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@NorskBabyP No ways. The liver of colonizers have.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

If you can don’t go anywhere... our drainage systems aren’t handling the rain. Roads are rivers... Scenes in Pretoria right now!

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

An apology will not change the fact that FNB took the maximum of what they could from a small inheritance of two people that lost their only guardian. I learnt from my mistake and I don’t want others to learn the hard way. Didn’t know much back then.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

@MaS1banda I hate how white South Africans get to decide what is racist and what’s not. As if they can even imagine how all the layers of racism affect the majority of South Africans.

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@msolurin It’s actually the opposite 🤣 you wish you wore less when you were younger

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

Apartheid Job Market: South Africa 2022 Please can every single Afrikaans speaking person of color that qualifies apply for this? I want to see something. We know Afrikaans is euphemism for “whites only”

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

We didn’t elope; we just went to home affairs looking cute ✨❤️

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

And loadshedding traffic YASSIS

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

@yomgqashiyo Also all the vehicles assisting at Makro to pick up all the heavy things… so clearly coordinated with number plates taken off.

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@PseudoPhoenix

8 years

The same folks who complain about queues at Home Affairs have queued 8 hours for Starbucks.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 months

@ajplus Many racist settlers here stand with Israel and also still have all their privilege from apartheid.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@Dur_Kho_B @KayRB_7 @Doll__er The big difference is that the women who target wealthy men don’t abuse them and leave them broke. Generally. Malice.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

@bonglez Public HEALTH servants have been expected to dance during this pandemic with limited resources. Crisis after crisis.... and the obvious question: “if there’s money for corruption why is there no money for increases?” Politicians should have salary cuts, not those doing the work.

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@PseudoPhoenix

6 months

“The political importance of profanity”✊🏽

Mona Eltahawy

@monaeltahawy

6 months

Four years ago today, Australia’s the ABC aired this feminist edition of Q&A. Soon after airing live, it was banned and has never been unbanned even though the govt media body cleared it for replay. Reasons include: I said “fuck” 10 times

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Even in ancient times the burden of family planning was placed on the woman.

darkiepedia

@darkiepedia

3 years

This is a root of an Acacia specie, it is a contraceptive we used in Ancient times. It was chewed by women about once a week to prevent pregnancy. Crocodile dung is a popular spermicide.. Lessons from the San!🤓 We had it all figured out, Stay Tuned!📺

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

South Africans are going to Namibia to get vaccinated. South Africa’s vaccine rollout is trash guys. Keep wearing masks, keep social distancing, the war is not over.

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@PseudoPhoenix

7 years

*PUFF AND PASS* iPhone 7 Plus Rose gold 256GB 3 months old Excellent condition Box, charger and headset R10 000 Contact 0744556611

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

@SizweLo This is an extremely reckless tweet. The reproductive system and immune system are completely different from each other.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

The paying bill at restaurant argument is funny. You know what you ordered and ate, so calculations are really not that much effort. Can’t expect someone who had one drink pay for your bottle in this economy.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

@Chant_ella I’m totally guilty of this. My brain goes into solve the problem mode instead of just being with the person. Slowly unlearning that.

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

I don’t understand why one has to suffer BEFORE getting your period and then also DURING. Prolonged suffering for what. Jirre.

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

This is the message I got this morning and I didn’t share contact details. Basically FNB went through effort to find my number. Why? For what I asked? How will it help?

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Google Maps have added a riot function Live tracker for Gauteng

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Report an incident - https://forms.gle/yfmhz98jsEzWgwJKA © Devin Hitchings 2023 Controller: Bryan Casson Red - Active High Priority Yellow - Active Low Priority Blue = Under Control Green = Checked &...

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@PseudoPhoenix

10 years

Saying "Okay" when you really want to say "Fuck you" is toxic internalization.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

Look at the sunset 😍

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

This meme making rounds on FB is accurate about Tyler Perry movies

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

I just want to see this continent prosper in my lifetime and we need better leaders for that.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

All major South African online retailers are white-owned (99% chance of racist-owned)... Maybe we should start a thread of black owned online retailers?

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

This is so captivating 🥺

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

Covid is back… lol it never left coz we aren’t bothering with eradication. Thank your vaxxed peers for the “break”.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Even if insurance / SASRIA pays out, some businesses won’t reopen. Lockdowns affected business in the first place and this was prolly the last straw for most.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Lol if you love your job you’ll never work a day in your life is the biggest bloody lie 😂 you’ll burn out and end up in psychiatric care.

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

The whole ANC is rotten bra. From the roots right through.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Parent Twitter: just a little reminder…

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

The country can’t “afford” a hard lockdown. Citizens need to be responsible, and find ways to navigate this pandemic. Sucks so much that this is groupwork.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 months

@Daniel7Prinsloo We know which ones feel pride and unity and #StrongerTogether . When it comes to Palestine they’ll be silent coz they miss apartheid so bad.

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Did it really come from South Africa or did we just sequence and publish it first in South Africa?

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@BBCBreaking

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Second “more transmissible” strain of coronavirus detected in UK, thought to be from South Africa, Health Secretary Matt Hancock says

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Dude @WOOLWORTHS_SA look ❤️

María | deepfriedhoney • she/her

@FriedHoney

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by far. hand’s down.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

A pandemic is similar to war time conditions, mentally and emotionally. The trauma is different but both hit collectively. Don’t be hard on yourself.

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

@imogenjayy But make sure someone you trust can choose an executor and negotiate on the fee.

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@darth_helga @abike1999 “My lack of integrity is another persons fault” basically

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

Funny how people will deny things like covid/ climate change until it affects them. It has never been abstract.

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At least 110 people in Germany and Belgium have been killed by floods after 2 months of rain fell in 2 days. Over 1,300 people in Germany are missing. A German official said the climate crisis "isn't abstract anymore. We are experiencing it up close and painfully."

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@PseudoPhoenix

1 year

@Dumehleli This is the worst way to dispose of them. Municipalities are already dealing with waste water issues and blockages; please do not flush down solid waste.

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@PseudoPhoenix

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@LeratoMannya They think individual experience trumps general consensus (statistics don’t matter to them)

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

@oscarsibabalwe “rules are only for the poor”

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

Thank you for trying to educate me on #Coronavirus . My education and experience was clearly not effective 🤣😂

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@PseudoPhoenix

2 years

It’s “protect black women” until it’s “just a joke”.

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@PseudoPhoenix

5 years

Morning guys 😂🤣 I googled why cornflakes were invented.... and

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@PseudoPhoenix

3 years

These super spreader events are going to ruin things for people who’ve been patiently waiting for a better festive season than last year.

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@PseudoPhoenix

4 years

Please please please stay at home guys. We are also burnt out. We can’t be in crisis mode for months on end. This is not a holiday/ this is not a time to kuier. Please think of essential services that must continue despite also being exposed.... #SAlockdown

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@PseudoPhoenix

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We love you @LewisHamilton ❤️ You’re a beast.

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