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@ProJared

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YouTuber, retro games, RPGs, Final Fantasy, Magic. As once featured by @SquareEnix & @Nickelodeon . Business inquiries - projaredbusiness @gmail .com 🎮 he/him

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2010
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@ProJared
Jared Knabenbauer
3 years
Where you can find me all over the internet! 🎥 🕹 🟪 📸 📱 📝 ✉ projaredbusiness @gmail .com
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Cancel Culture
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Most satisfying boss you’ve ever defeated?
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2 years
Let's not give that kid any more attention and instead celebrate the real hero of The Game Awards.
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2 years
Anyone else get this weird glitch in Pokemon Legends where your entire upper body DISAPPEARS when trying on different clothes???
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I can't believe I'm fucking dead.
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5 years
A statement.
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6 years
I have not been oki doki since Doki Doki
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6 years
I don't have the words or graciousness to properly express the wave of emotion I felt when this rolled over. Thank you, to everyone. #onemillionsubs
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Deep #AnimalCrossing Lore - Isabelle has a confirmed BROTHER. Why hasn't anyone made fan art of "Isabro" yet!? #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
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Remember, every time you click a WatchMojo video, you're part of the problem.
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Roses are Red I have but one Wish
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5 years
I am so thankful that I got to talk to Pamela and understand a lot of things, and clear misconceptions up. Thank you for taking the moment to talk to me, and I hope all of you can take a moment to respectfully listen to her.
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People make mistakes, and I’m one of them... I will work harder to keep myself accountable and listen to my own words: “If it’s not my story, it’s not my place to talk about it.” More here: @ProJared
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5 years
I can now finally reveal that I am actually three Sobbles in a trenchcoat.
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6 years
Cool. Even though if it were anyone else they would get outright banned.
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In response to Logan Paul’s recent pattern of behavior, we’ve temporarily suspended ads on his channels.
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6 years
My favorite part of the Nintendo Direct is that even Square Enix shat on Final Fantasy VIII.
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6 years
Hey Twitter - I'll be away on a mental health retreat for the next nine days. Starting today I'll be disconnected from the internet until I return and hopefully in better form. In the mean time if you need streams and pictures of Aries, follow my wife @AtelierHeidi !
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4 years
Holy shit!
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7 years
Excited to announce that the @GameGrumps have their own D&D podcast, "Dragons in Places". And I am their Dungeon Master!
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On October 25th Arin Hanson is: Rascal Dorvin #DiP
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Watching a Caterpie take down the Elite Four and become a champion at Level 69 is a new highlight of my life.
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7 years
I'm 32 today. I hope you still think I'm cool.
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2 years
A reminder that, canonically in the Mario universe, someone is running a fake Princess Peach OnlyFans account.
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4 months
RIP Akira Toriyama. Goes without saying how much his work shaped so many of our childhoods.
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6 years
Look Mom, I've officially made it!
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Famous Birthdays
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@projared Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
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4 years
The Corona Virus is causing shipping delays for physical copies of #AnimalCrossing I wanna try to help those affected! ⏩ Retweet, follow and tell me the name of your island - I'm giving away 3 digital copies to followers by 7 pm PST to download and start tonight! #ACNH
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4 years
Who the fuck is Digby?
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4 years
F's in the chat. #RIP
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5 years
Death's Stranding is one of the most polished, amazingly presented, unique, and unfun things I've ever played.
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5 years
[NEW VIDEO!] Final Fantasy V Review -- Thank you so much for your patience and kindness. It would mean a lot to me if you could retweet and share with your friends! Or if you don't like me, SHARE WITH YOUR ENEMIES.
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6 years
Holy shit the new Mario Party is actually super fucking fun
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7 years
When she comes home and sees me organizing my video game collection.
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6 years
One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain
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4 years
Yeah, weird how that happens with one-sided information and Drama YouTubers perpetuating it. WEIRD.
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KEEM 🍿
4 years
The false allegations , character assassination & manipulation of facts on my name right now has created a hate mob. This mob won’t listen to the truth. Right now anyone can make up any false allegation against me that will instantly be believed by the hate mob.
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8 years
While we're on the subject of sharing our favorite Vines.
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5 years
I spent like four hours building new shelves to upgrade the set and better rearrange the collection. I've had some these shelves for like 13 years. Hopefully it'll look nice on camera, and just in time too!
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5 years
It's #WorldMentalHealthDay2019 . I go to therapy every Thursday. Last year I went to a weeklong therapy retreat and worked on myself. Ive become more emotionally vulnerable and open to my close friends. Self-care doesnt come naturally. I encourage you to be kind to yourself too.
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5 years
Merry Christmas from a good smol boi and me!
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6 years
Sex is a good thing for the kids to be able to get a job and have a good time and they are not going to PBG's tonight.
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7 years
Seduced yet? #DNDecember
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6 years
All these crusty boys talking about their "waifus" and here i am married to actual anime.
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@AtelierHeidi 's Julia from #CowboyBebop was on point this weekend.
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My 2018 goal.
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3 years
Netflix really saw everyone playin Animal Crossing last year and said "but what if they could fuck?"
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Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.
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Even Isabelle believes Carol Baskin murdered her husband and fed him to tigers. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #tigerking
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I'll do it again, too.
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BlackBlur #ThankYouToriyama
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Y'all have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it was to be a fan of the Sonic Adventure games in the 2010's when shit like this exist to dunk on their reputation
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4 years
There is no loss of Leafy getting banned from YouTube. I feel no pity for "content" creators whose sole existence was bullying other people.
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6 years
Okay but the new Pokemon is actually co-op and it's what I've wanted since 1996 😂😂😂
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oh no i'm addicted to shiny hunting #pokemon #PokemonSwordandShield
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5 years
I am done with Kingdom Hearts forever.
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A reminder that I love and appreciate all of my trans/LGBTQ followers. You're braver than I could ever be, and you're always welcome here.
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7 years
15 years from now when I'm no longer cool on the internet, I want a Jedi robe while I train the next generation of YouTubers.
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6 years
It's 2018 and I'm still getting "ProJared is Wrong About Sonic Adventure 2" response videos thrown at me.
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3 years
How Nintendo could make a billion dollars: Announce a Smash Bros. RPG with - Turn Based Battles - Timed Combos like Legend of Dragoon - Character dialogue/interactions - Equipment/Stickers for Stat Upgrades - Story like Subspace Emissary/World of Light - Announce it at #E32021
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Link's Awakening is adorable! Got three dungeons down and having a lovely time. I CAN STOP PLAYING THE CRANE GAME WHENEVER I WANT. I DO NOT HAVE AN ADDICTION. I JUST NEED ONE MORE HIT. FOR MONEY.
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2 years
Thank you, Johnny
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I am a grown, functional adult with a wife and responsibilities. That said, when I go up stairs I go on all fours in BEAST MODE.
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8 years
"What kind of brand deals do YouTubers even turn down?" WELL...
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5 years
DID YOU KNOW? At TSA Airport Security Screenings, boxes of Magic cards show up as C4.
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6 years
oh fuck my wife is really hot
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Heidi O'Fairy🐇🌿
6 years
Katsucon is lit! 💔🔫💔 I was Julia today but I'm about to change out for food. Zelda tomorrooooow!! Photo: @MindFallMedia
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Great to hear. I'm a feminist.
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lol you think I'm straight cause I like women too
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@ProJared @AtelierHeidi ... if you consider yourself a feminist i will despise you as a person. i will respect you as an entertainer but not as a person.
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To this day, I have upset people messaging me because I said Sonic Adventure 2 was bad.
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7 years
I may have overloaded myself with too much work and life stuff. Even the Wendy's clerk asked "You okay? You looked stressed."
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6 years
"HiiiIIIii~!"
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6 years
oh hey it me!
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8 years
Happy Halloween! I'm sexy Captain America.
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4 months
We are so back.
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4 years
Animal Crossing: There will be a special egg event available ONLY in April!! Time Travelers:
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6 years
I played Super Seducer 2. I've never seen a more prevalent display of Small Dick Energy.
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6 years
[NEW VIDEO] In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! Sailor Moon Games - ProJared #sailormoon #sailormooncrystal
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4 years
"I CHOOSE DEATH!" #AnimalCrossing #ACNH
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3 years
@idriselba How much do I have to pay to get you to sing Pumpkin Hill Zone?
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7 years
Well. Finally happened. New gameplay videos have been marked "not advertiser friendly". On NES and SNES games.
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6 years
ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER HYPE STREAM LET'S GO!
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This was one of the best decisions I've ever made. So excited to be back!
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sorry i can't hear all the negative comments on today's video over the sound of my 22 dollars 😎🙃😎
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7 years
Hey AssHat who took the "ProJared" name for the Switch - go fuck yourself. You'll never be cool pretending to be me.
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6 years
I can't for the life of me get excited over showing just a logo.
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4 years
"Greetings! I am Dungeon Master!" (The bald cap didn't fit my head lol)
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Johnrock The Dwayneson
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It's the 3 year anniversary since I married @AtelierHeidi ! I grow more proud and more in love with her each day. She's the best!
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When our house flooded, it devastated a lot of things that @AtelierHeidi had. But thanks to her brilliant mind and perseverance, she took a disaster and made something beautiful out of it. So proud of her!
@AtelierHeidi
Heidi O'Fairy🐇🌿
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The suit and the story. Thank you to @volpinprops and @MmMmMiyaTamlyn for making this possible for me. Photo by @jo_lin , gun by @cutemonsterprop , suit by me. Wig is an @ArdaWigs Lindsay.
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Pokemon Sword is the most fun I've had in Pokemon since Black & White 2. I've been really enjoying it, to the point that I considered making a competitive team. I haven't done that since Soul Silver. And that team was all bugs. #snorgle
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4 years
Pokemon Shiny stream hunts sure are hype. #pokemon #tragedy
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9 years
Dear YouTubers who want to do Super Mario Maker Let's plays: You have been warned. http://t.co/v0pEzNi6uO
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Sonic the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog Silver the Hedgehog
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6 years
A radio station unironically played Darude - Sandstorm this morning. Today's gonna be a good day.
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6 years
Just got Fortnite where we dropping, boys?
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EIGHT PLAYERS. TWO DM's. ONE GAME! #wafflesinc happens now!!
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Every time a major YouTuber, Streamer or other influencer is trending on Twitter, I always see the exact same clout chasers leeching in the replies, especially on people or subjects they know nothing about and have no relationship with.
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With the Mario movie coming out tomorrow, I wanted to share a story. It was when I was working closely with Nintendo and their influencer manager Golin Harris, making whatever videos for the Nintendo YouTube. It's about how they didn't want Mario to be a plumber anymore. 🧵1/10
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4 years
Look I know we all about that Avatar back on Netflix but would it be too much to get this absolute gem back too??
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7 years
Had an amazing day in New York playing the #NintendoSwitch ! Videos super soon!
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9 months
Please stop tagging me in this @FGC_Daily post about the Nintendo Switch graphics for Mortal Kombat 1. I look nothing like Switch Johnny Cage.
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3 years
My boomer ass trying to remember which button is confirm in a PS1 JRPG.
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7 years
I uploaded an update video of just me talking. It was marked as "not advertiser friendly". What even is anymore, @YouTube ?
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7 years
Thank to everyone watching my old videos while I'm unable to make new ones. It's made a noticeable difference on both channels! Keep it up!
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3DS XL for scale. #NintendoSwitch
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8 years
Bee Movie but every time they say "bee" you get unsubscribed from a YouTube channel.
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6 years
I have never played a Spyro game. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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