🅿️hilani @Philan_Mbatha Twitter profile

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

Done & Dusted ✂️ #Vasectomy

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

Kanti you’re just fighting your inner self😂😂😂😂😂😂 Phephisa bandla🫂

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@tembisaonlyn What’s wrong with being Gay?

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@sphiwe_goodwill Ignorance

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@steptaiwo It’s my pleasure

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@I_am_Bucie No I don’t have any children ma’am Yes I don’t want them at all

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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This & a 7.5 Gti uqedile

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One thing about back room? 🤌🏽🔥

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@Fem_perial Yeah I even went to work today They have some strong antibiotics

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

My Mom Died before I could make her Proud🧚🏾‍♀ That Shit Eats me up EVERYDAY💔😔

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

5 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@sometimesnike

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

6 years

Some girls need to hear this👌👌 #Uzalo

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

@OscarMbo @Ursula__ursh Let's not lie to ourselves bazalwane Imnandi kabi iRelationship ene Mali🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

7 months

@mpilokhumalo_ Names are powerful bro

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@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@_640032_ @tembisaonlyn So?

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@Philan_Mbatha

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You haven’t experienced true motoring until you drive a BMW

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@Thickmammie_ Thank you Thick Mammie

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@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@Mellow_Xxi @NickCannon ???????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

#DateMyFamilly Those girls who Kept on saying Nigerian Men are Better than South African Men... Is this what y'all were talking about? Nathula manje😂😂😂

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

Is it just me or Nkosi reminds me of the Late Andile Gumbi? His acting/dialogue reminds me Exactly of Andile when he was still playing Zwelibanzi on Isibaya #HouseOfZwide

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

@ChrisExcel102 I’m living proof of this... They say they want a good man but cannot handle one because it requires them to be a good woman

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@BhebheLihle You get it🫱🏾‍🫲🏿✨

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@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@RedeemedRinger Fuck the Red pill

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@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@LearnOrPerish_X Useless ke ntatao

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@amoqupation Yeah I’m paying for exactly that bro Just cutting the vas tubes

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@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

@__tumithabethe

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

@Miss_Gallie You guys even make it to Year 3

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@Philan_Mbatha

10 months

@Vhoyde You know the business 😂😂😂

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@Philan_Mbatha

2 months

@CRangataJ Do it and you’ll see why it’s a need

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@Philan_Mbatha

6 months

@MphoMoalamedi Unrelated, Kim Jong Un is dripped up hey👌🏾👌🏾

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

Men like Thabiso are the reason why Women say #MenAreTrash #TheQueenMzansi

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@kwets11 Leso skhathi it’s mid month😂😂😂😂

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@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

@then_finally @News24 @W24_SA Actually it's at Home Affairs where it costs R75 for the Marriage certificate

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@ChrisExcel102 Bazoku phikisa but it’s true Lo muntu had a good(relative) husband & kids, umndeni ophelele but that still wasn’t enough for her

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@Doc4Touch @Nape_MM 0

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

4 years

@MasekoValencia Going through the comments made me realize I’ve never been loved kahle kahle 😞

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

Until it’s time to pick a baby daddy

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3 years

Women’s intuition is never wrong. All the times I didn’t listen to my intuition hurt me in the long run.

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@Mochievous Thank you

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@Philan_Mbatha

5 years

#TheQueenMzansi Zodwa has a point, most black families only meet together during funerals and not good times

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@clairemawisa Nomsa Nene🙏🏾 Her father and my paternal grandfather are brothers

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@4Dthalord Forever Bavarian 🙏🏾🇩🇪

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@prototype803

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@Philan_Mbatha

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@_ValTown_ Ace!

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

2 years

@plugkill @baxxtonee This is why I no longer do handshakes

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@Philan_Mbatha

6 years

@_nadinestg @ThatReal_Tiny You Lied to me Fam😩😩😂😂

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@LeratoN_ Haiiii even a hun with kids I’m thanks Lmaoo

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@BonoloAnne @scott_mawasha Thank you very much my brother

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

@LastBorn__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

3 years

@Ng_Anele @KaraboNtshweng Like that absent father who only shows up nge graduation 😂😂😂

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@SALEM_WORD @Ndivhu_Mutula It’s not an algorithm if you searched for the word... it has to happen randomly on your timeline

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@Phumlani_Mgxoba

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

4 years

Gimme your account details

Jan Van Potgieter

@SciTheComedist

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Dear Millionaires who always laugh at my posts. I'm not asking for much. Thank you in advice!🙏🏻

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@YouDunnoVusi I’ll forever remember @Bonisile_RMS ‘s words when he said a real Kota place doesn’t have social media 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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Lol it’s only nice and soft when you’ve got the money yazi

@Slay Entrepreneur🇿🇦

@Aretha_Blanke

4 months

People from deep rural areas have a really nice and soft life..I can imagine the peace here🤞

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@kwets11 One thing I love about social media is that ubumenemene bu bonakala quick fast in a hurry Now it’s a problem when it’s being done to them Lmao

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🅿️hilani

@Philan_Mbatha

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@AdvoBarryRoux Ushaye khona lendoda