They wouldn’t even spend the price of a postage stamp on me - it was hand delivered 😢
This was the last excerpt in a letter I received today telling me how “horrible”, “cold” and “smug” I am. The perks of the job eh.
Orgasms are nice and all.
But have you ever been lying in the sun and felt the water that was trapped in your ear for ages, from doing handstands in the pool, slowly trickle out 🤤
"If you're with your family, count yourself lucky ... appreciate them, and be thankful that you have them" 😢😍
We think
@PeyonceJoyce
captured the pulse of the nation here after reading a listeners text about missing their loved ones this Easter weekend. ❤️🇮🇪
Dreams really do come true ✨
I’m so over the moon the be doing a brand new
@TodayFM
show.
The body clock will take a while to adjust ⏰
Join me this Sunday from 7pm for the very first show 🎉
So many people on Instagram openly flouting the restrictions over the past few days.
The sun being out on a Bank Holiday is not reason enough to break the restrictions and do as you please.
Incredibly frustrating for those of us who are haven’t seen our families in 11 weeks.
Last week I got my mom a Terry’s Chocolate Orange to cheer her up in isolation🍫 🍊
Every time she has a piece she sends me a selfie of her and her little chocolate orange wedge from her bed and it’s too much for my heart 😭
🚨 Help Needed 🚨
A listener was in touch with
@TodayFM
Jen’s 4 year old lost his beloved teddy Eli on Friday
It’s in one of two places:
1) Portmarnock Beach
Or
2) Clarehall Shopping Centre
They live in Dubai and fly back in 12 days.
If you’ve seen Eli please let us know!
3 years ago I sent
@sweetpmac
an email telling her I loved her on air & she sent me the loveliest response which spurred me on to follow a career in radio😍
So delighted to be covering her for the next few months on
@TodayFM
Catch me weekdays from 5am 🎙❤️
#EarlyBreakfast
Before today I had never seen an episode of Father Ted.
My pal
@cocomairead
has set me the task of watching every episode before her show on
@TodayFM
tomorrow
I’ve wasted 24 years of my life not watching this 😭😭
The results are in...🥁
An extra 2,000 people are joining
@PeyonceJoyce
on the airwaves 📻
That's 136,000 people tuning in 🤯
Catch Pamela on
@TodayFM
weekdays 12-2pm 💛
(1/4)
The phrase “Irish is taught so poorly” boils my blood.
It’s used as a crutch and an excuse to not put any effort in to learn the language
And the ease with which you can get an exemption from Irish is a joke.
Stop blaming your “terrible” teachers and take responsibility
My pal
@maireadronan
is not just a top class broadcaster.
She has been a shoulder to cry on, a mentor, a supporter, a friend and a big sister to me. She has taught me so much over the past number of years.
I will miss her immeasurably. Best of luck Big Sis. Big love ❤️
Filling in for
@cocomairead
all week on
@TodayFM
I’m not usually in this studio but I’m going to have to switch because girl I am feeling this lighting 🤷🏻♀️
So happy to finally be able to share my brand new series with
@RTEplayer
I’ve tried out a bunch of celebrity trends - so you don’t have to!
Go watch
#Influenced
now 🥰
Thrilled to announce my official graduation to adulthood.
I remembered to take the chicken out of the freezer for tonight’s dinner.
Flowers and messages of congratulations welcome.
It seems
@fastwayireland
have kidnapped my parcel. They’re refusing to reply to me or deliver my parcel or tell me where it is
Now that’s customer service
There is an outrageously good looking trainer at my gym and I thought it was impossible to fancy him more UNTIL I heard him animatedly describing the plot of Ratatouille to his coworker. Like? Thank you God.
🚨 COMING UP TOMORROW 🚨
One of Ireland's favourites, Niall Horan joins Pamela Joyce on the show to chat his new album New album 'The Show' AND to take part in some challenges 👀
🎧 Tune in from 12pm to catch it
@NiallOfficial
@PeyonceJoyce
Some thoughts 7 days post tonsillectomy:
Why are all the nicest foods so spikey?
Why isn’t there a roast chicken flavoured ice cream?
Why did I do this to myself?
Good morning from Kenya 🇰🇪 😍
Myself and
@ReidySean
are here to see the work that
@trocaire
do in the local communities.
You can keep to date on
@TodayFM
or over on Instagram!
Jambo!
Happy Easter! 🐇
Just cried on national radio about missing my family.
My mortification was swiftly swallowed up by the gorgeous messages of support coming in to
@TodayFM
Thank you to all the wonderful people out there ❤️
The duo you never knew you needed 😍
That’s right, Monday 12-2pm Pamela Joyce’s show will be co-hosted by Westlife’s Nicky Byrne 😱 We’re not screaming - you are 😂
@westlifemusic
@NickyByrne
@PeyonceJoyce
A survey I will be handing out to every man who ghosts me from now on.
Full guidelines on filling it out to be found on my Instagram Peyonce Joyce.
They’re pouring in already 🤷🏻♀️
#LongLostFamilies
sees
@ThisisDavina
and her team seek to reunite relatives who have long lost touch, or never knew the other existed 💔
It's an emotional rollercoaster, so much so, our Pamela could barely talk about it in 'Pamela's Telly' 😭😂
@PeyonceJoyce
Go on Galway 🇱🇻
I am SPEECHLESS after that match!
So probably not ideal that I’m on
@TodayFM
until 7pm 😂
If you’re tuned in on your way back to Galway let me know 🚗
#gaillimhabu
I saw this kitten injured on the side of the road late last night and was so worried about her. Alerted the garda at a checkpoint and he went straight over to her. What a lovely story! ❤️❤️
@phibscatrescue
💦 NEW MERCH JUST DROPPED 💦
@PeyonceJoyce
’s Thirst Trap water bottles are HERE to quench your thirst 😏
🎧 Tune in to Pamela Joyce NOW for your chance to win one!
I’ll be on
@lstwrd
with my Jay Z
@cooper_m
on Culture Club after 6.
I used to play Culture Club with myself on the long drives to Galway - so it’s a big day
Shocker: I kind of start crying 😂
@TodayFM
I wrote a piece for
@TodayFM
about training for the
#VHIWomensMiniMarathon
As someone who never really ran before doing this event is a pretty big deal for me so if you’re in the same boat have a read 🏃🏻♀️
Dare I say I’m proud of myself? 🤭
@VhiWMM
#sp
Sometimes I take a look at the Running Order for the show and think:
“Wow - I’m really making a difference in the world with the topics we discuss”
@TodayFM
Was feeling a little bit sad this evening and much as I didn’t want to I made myself go for a run.
A run paired with the genius that is
@DecPierce
and
#BlockRockinBeats
on
@TodayFM
has made me feel so so much better! 🏃🏻♀️
I’ll be continuing the
#TodayFmTakeover
from 10pm. 🎧🎼
I’m insanely excited to share the news that
#BlockRockinBeats
has been given a 2nd show on
@TodayFM
! 7pm on Friday as normal, and now also at 6pm on Saturday!! It’s a dream come true. I cannot thank u all enough for the support and smiles u give me every single week 🙌🏽💛x
An incredible day in Kenya with
@trocaire
We got to meet Madris and her family who feature on the Trócaire box for this year’s lent campaign.
This is Joy Faith showing her brother Eugene their photos in the campaign booklet ❤️❤️
@TodayFM
Tonight I’m joining
@FocusIreland
&
@BordGaisEnergy
for a virtual sleep-out from my back garden to raise vital funds for people experiencing homelessness.
If you are in a position to donate please give whatever you can at
#ShineALightNight
@TodayFM
I’ve never seen anything like
@GiftGrubMario
when he is in the zone.
An honour and a pleasure to work with such an incredibly talented and kind man
@TodayFM
A Day In The Life Of
#GiftGrub
- go behind the scenes with
@GiftGrubMario
and find out how Gift is created every day!
Mario &
@IanDempsey
will be revealing Ireland's favourite Gift Grub of ALL TIME - this Saturday from 2pm! Join us for the countdown! 📻
Producers: Maura Higgins will enter the villa tonight
Irish Twitter: Maura Higgins sounds like a woman from *enter rural Irish town* who works in the local *enter traditional Irish job* and gives out to you for *enter overused Irishism*. POTATO!
🤦🏻♀️
#LoveIsland
Dave Moore was NOT impressed!😡📞 He's never safe, even when he's on his holidays!
@PeyonceJoyce
pranked
@DaveTodayFM
about the 'weird noises' coming from his rented apartment. Wait until the end! 👀 😂
You know what we don’t do enough of? Complimenting online instead of complaining. With that in mind, I’m a huge
@PeyonceJoyce
stan. Like, I love her. I listen as much as I can just for the little shot of happiness it brings me.
Helena Bonham Carter just walked passed me in the duty free in the airport and my soul fell out. I can’t remember my name.
I am destined to roam the terminal of Malaga airport for all eternity but my god was it worth it.
(3/4)
This notion of “Irish isn’t relevant to our culture anymore” is utter bulls**t
We use phrases every day that have been derived directly from Irish making them uniquely Irish.
Pretty much every place name in Ireland is an anglicised version of the Irish name.
Tonight is the final The Beat Goes On
@TodayFM
, thank u from the bottom of my heart for listening the lst 6 yrs, the love & support this wk has truly overwhelmed me. I believe in finishing on a high, in the words of Prince 'life is just a party & parties weren't meant to last' ❤
(2/4)
For our beautiful language.
As one of the oldest languages in Europe, we should be striving to protect it.
It’s truly not funny to “not remember any Irish from school”
Irish might be one of the most difficult languages to learn but it’s also one of the most spectacular
My New Year Resolutions have been the exact same for the last 7 years:
Lose Weight
Find Love
Can I make it 8 years in a row where instead I:
Find Weight
Lose Love
Stay tuned to find out