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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Peter Bleksley - @PeterBleksley

Kevin Parle - I’m Coming For You

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Dear @BorisJohnson , don't lecture kids about bunking off school to protest at COP26. In fact don't lecture anyone about anything, because you are such a morally bankrupt embarrassment to our nation, that you simply do not have the right.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Current standards of appearance in British Policing. Please discuss… @CollegeofPolice @PoliceChiefs

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Dear ⁦ @LUFC ⁩, Please pass my letter onto Mr Jack Harrison. Thank you.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

No poppy sellers in sight…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

18 days

Dear @metpoliceuk , you have abandoned policing ‘without fear or favour’. You have chosen the side you want to be on. Millions of Londoners will never forgive you. It’s over.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

I’m white, British, and 63. I’m not a man of faith. Some wonderful friends of mine hold religious views, and I’m humbled that they pray for me. I will not live in a fascist state. I will not live in a communist state. I will not live under sharia law. I will fight for democracy.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

I have written an open letter to the police officers of the UK. If you know one, please bring it to their attention. Thank you. 👇

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

16 days

‘Hello Operator? - Yes, please send the police.’ No, not that one, the other one…’

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Someone I love dearly has commuted into London on public transport, one day a week for the past three weeks, for their work. This person was careful. Gloves, sanitiser, distancing, etc... This same person is now bed ridden with Covid-19. Please be careful everyone.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 year

The male in this photograph is Thomas Cashman. He has just been found guilty of murdering 9-year-old Olivia Pratt-Korbel. May he rot.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

9 months

If anyone was wondering how and why Policing lost its way, let me provide you with a clue…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Every man deserves a pornstar on his birthday. Cheers!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

11 months

Sliding doors. As a family, we are very lucky to still have our loved one. Tragically some do not have theirs tonight. May the dirty cunt rot. Fuck your stupid mental health sufferer discussions, think about those who’ve died, and their loved ones with their shattered lives.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Bastard.

Jaack

@Jaack

3 years

Just recorded my favourite podcast of all time.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Farewell Dear #Hunted . Travel safely my friend. X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Ladies and Gentlemen, this remarkable woman is a true hero, in every sense of the word. ⁦ @MaggieOliverUK ⁩

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 year

Suddenly, I become rather fond of @CelticFC …

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 month

This is 56-year-old Tim Davie, Director-General of the @BBC , wearing a suit and white trainers. I think he looks ridiculous. Grow up man, buy some shoes.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

Breaking news; The flakey, fluffy, wokey, unworldly, gullible, naive tosspots, have picked up on my truth telling. And now they’re ganging up on me! Someone stop me laughing, please..!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

If you cannot realise that your constant hounding of a young and in-love couple, who are trying to do the very best for themselves and their family, is utterly grotesque, then you truly are the very worst that humanity has to offer.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Lawless Britain; We have become so desensitised to child murders, that the killing of a 16-year-old on NYE doesn’t make the television news. May he RIP. Sigh.

Teen, 16, dies after being stabbed to death minutes before New Year

Met Police were called to reports of a stabbing of a teenage boy at Primrose Hill in Camden - but the victim was sadly pronounced dead just moments before the New Year

www.mirror.co.uk

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

A joyous pint with the legend that is @RobbieKnox .

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 months

Had a joyous birthday lunch with my beloved Mum. X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

The Met is asking retired officers to return to duty. I retired more than five years ago, so I’m not eligible. It’s a shame really, cos I’ve kept all my kit.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

8 months

I’m going shopping this morning. Call me old fashioned, but I’m going to pay for everything that I remove from the shops.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

9 months

Listen carefully, can you hear criminals quaking in their boots? Me neither. Sigh.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Dear Followers, A few words of advice from an ex copper. If you have any doubts whatsoever about your fitness to drive, DO NOT DRIVE. That is all. X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

My wonderful Mum is 94 today. We’re having lunch… X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

I am very proud to say that I served in the police with many courageous, integrity-fuelled, and frankly, brilliant, men and women. But d’you know what, some of them were, and remain, complete fucking tossers.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

I pass this breathtaking statue at Paddington Statue regularly, and always pause to pay my respects, and wonder what those heroes who gave their lives for our freedom and democracy, would make of the state of our nation now… Sadly, I think they’d be disgusted.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

16 days

‘Hold my dog for a minute please Luv, I’m just going to paint my face and dance the Macarena.’

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

The constant vitriol towards Harry and Meghan from 'commentators' on tv today has enraged me. Here's some facts; None of the critics I saw have ever seen active military service/been a royal/or had their every word and deed scrutinised. However, all these critics ARE arseholes

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 months

Sometimes, just sometimes, I’m happy that I’m a lot closer to death than birth. This twat is right when he says we have a choice. The choice is, tolerate this shit, and eventually live under sharia law, or protect what we treasure, a tolerant, secular, great nation.

William Smith 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@IamWilliamSmith

2 months

Scene at Tesco in Goodmays (London)

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Enough said.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

One for @CardiffCityFC …

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Oh yes Ladies and Gentlemen, in a few days I will be back in the studio with @Jaack and the team, for another episode of @JaacksHappyHour . I simply cannot wait..!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 months

Pathetic. Half of Columbia could have been flushed down the loo, in the time it took to gain entry. But at least our police have degrees.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Shall I..?!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Did I cause offence..?

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

Swansea…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Sir Elton John once sang ‘Step into Christmas, the admission’s free’. Well I’ve just been Christmas shopping, and quite frankly, Sir Elton is a lying bastard.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 years

I’ve tried to calm myself down, however, my anger at Craig Mackey’s lack of intervention just will not subside. His self serving and cowardly actions epitomise why so many rank and file distrust and revile some senior managers. Mackey, you are a disgrace.

I locked myself in car as Westminster attacker struck, says Met chief

A Met police chief locked himself and two unarmed colleagues inside his official car for protection as terrorist Khalid Masood stormed the gates of Parliament, he told an inquest today.

www.standard.co.uk

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 months

Lawless Britain; The woman in uniform that is…

PiperIan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

@ianw55

3 months

When was this new law sneaked in ?. You are not allowed to sing church songs outside the church. Oh well, no Carol singers next Christmas 🤷‍♂️. I hate seeing cops having cameras in their faces, but this one.... @NormanBrennan @PeterBleksley

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Public Service Announcement…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

As an act of solidarity towards my many West Ham United supporting friends and colleagues, I simply say this; #GSBOUT

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Go on, admit it, you just sacked Dry January, didn’t you?

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 year

Adios.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

7 months

I post this with a heavy heart… @QPR

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 months

I wore this to Rangers today, and I shall sleep in it tonight. Rest easy you unique, brilliant, funny, astonishing and amazing man. I love you Stan, and just like I did as a teenager, I shall dream of trying to be you. X @QPR

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

This is my Mum. She's 90 years old and I adore her. x

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 months

Here we go folks; recently retired senior police officer, urges us not to post about an ignorant and rude Special Constable, because she’s a volunteer. So there you have it, clear as day, how they back each other up, even when they act like garbage. No wonder there’s no respect.

Raj Kohli

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3 months

Reference 'Gospel Gate' - I am not sure it deserves the pile on it deserves. She made a mistake around the law and was unprofessional with sticking her tongue out. BUT she volunteers her time to be a police officer and deserves kudos for that.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Kindly remember that as you read this, yes, that's right now, police officers the length and breadth of the country, continue to put themselves in the line of danger, and they always will, just so you and I can go about our business...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Please note, if you send me a Friend request on Facebook, in all likelihood I will be delighted to receive it. However, if it includes a link to your nude videos, I will decline it. Kindly remember that I’m far from youthful, and have more important things to do than masturbate.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 months

You broke my heart when you left us to manage Barcelona, because I was convinced we could win the league the following season, had you stayed. Regardless, thank you endlessly for the memories as a player and manager, and may you rest in peace, The Mighty Terry Venables. @QPR

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

I know where @Stevie11White lives. Just saying.

Stevie White

@Stevie11White

3 years

@PeterBleksley Don’t worry, you’re still in the top 20 👀

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Dear @GMB , will the job vacancy created by the departure of @piersmorgan be advertised? If so, could you please point me in the direction of the application process please, as I fancy throwing my hat in the ring. Thank you.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

Robbie Williams documentary series, my critique; Insanely rich and famous man, who always wanted to be insanely rich and famous, demands sympathy for having drink and drug induced issues, whilst being insanely rich and famous. Self-indulgent snore fest. Where’s the remote?

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

My 18 year old son just gave these presents to his 17 year old brother. I thought, ‘How can this be acceptable?’, then I remembered that I fathered them both.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Fuck it. I’m on it. Standby for an evening of career ending tweets...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

I've been saying this for years, both publicly and privately, and I have no qualms about saying it again; The only people who should possess firearms in the UK are the police and the armed forces.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

11 months

Dear All, our student son in Nottingham is ok. Thank you for your concern. Our thoughts go out to everyone affected by these dreadful events. X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 month

My Mum, my sister and my wife are heroes. So are many other women in my life. Women are having a really shitty time these days, through murder, rape, sexual assault, stalking, harassment, gender nonsense, shared spaces, and so much more. It’s time us blokes stood up for them.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

This person needs nicking @metpoliceuk .

Harry's Place

@hurryupharry

6 months

The swastika wrapped in a Star of David should be obviously antisemitic to anyone with any modicum of understanding. The image is used a great deal by the hard left.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Merry Christmas from me and my moist bird.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

I was thinking of escaping lockdown and the gloomy weather by going to Dubai for a bit. Then I remembered that I don’t regard myself as an entitled, regulation-breaching, selfish twat.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 months

Dear @SunderlandAFC , you gave us that ‘73 cup final with Bob Stokoe, Jim Montgomery, and so much more over the years. You are a proper football club. Trust me, Beale is a twat. Stop, before it’s too late.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

It’s my #Hunted leaving party. Here’s a picture that proves all’s fair in love and Hunted!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

Me and my new best friend, Maggie.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

Merry Christmas everyone, and thank you for everything. Is it too early to start drinking..?!

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Dear All, thank you very much indeed for all the wonderful messages you’ve sent me since I announced my departure from #Hunted . I’m deeply moved and extremely grateful. Bless you one and all.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

It’s 2am. I’m in a nightclub.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

10 months

Great friends of mine work extremely hard running their wonderful sports shop in Chislehurst. The two people in these photographs are Wanted in connection with the theft of three expensive Cricket bats. Names to me via DM please…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

Friday night. Pandemic. Lockdown. Life a bit shit. Embarrassing Dad Dancing video? Let’s ‘ave it...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

9 months

Nearly 600 burglaries a day go undetected in the UK. The police call this stuff below community engagement. Would you prefer attempts at detection or engagement? @PoliceChiefs @CollegeofPolice

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 months

If you go to a gig or a sporting event, and film it on your phone, rather than watching it live, then you are a twat.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Prince Charles tests positive. Camilla tests negative. I guess they haven't had a shag in a while?

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 months

I’ve just watched tonight’s episode of @BBCPanorama - ‘Will my crime be solved?’ I found myself shouting at the telly. How can our police have been reduced to such a pathetic state, whereby they are incapable carrying out basic investigations? Our police have become irrelevant.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

All credit to Cressida for * getting me back into The Job so quickly. I’m off now to do my first night duty CID shift in a very long time. Detectives still dress like this right? I don’t wanna look out of place... Bad guys here I come! * = not.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

Please tell me this ‘one form of exercise’ is not compulsory..?

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

Enough said…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

A ‘friend’ just asked me if I’m doing ‘Dry January’. I’m 61 years old. I’ve no frigging idea how many more Januarys I have left. I sure as hell am not going to waste any by being sober throughout. Cheers. #drinkresponsibly

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

Dear @Eton_College , you do churn out some wankers.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

1 year

Dear @JeremyClarkson , you are 4 months younger than me. We are the same weight. I hereby challenge you to a boxing match. If you accept my challenge, perhaps Mr @EddieHearn could arrange something? All proceeds to Hubb Community Kitchen. Grenfell 💚

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

The night bus to London…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Dear Friends and Followers, it would appear that some of you missed this from earlier in the year, as I announced my departure from #Hunted / #CelebrityHunted . By the way, you really are lovely people. Thank you.

Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

5 years

Farewell Dear #Hunted . Travel safely my friend. X

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 months

Today I visited Auschwitz-Birkenau. If you get the chance to do this, please do.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

Best supporters in the world… @QPR

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

No one ever started a day like today with a Full Italian did they? Come on @England !

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

I’m thrilled and delighted to announce that I have been appointed as the new manager of @QPR . As the club’s former top scorer, (only in my dreams), I can promise passion, pride, and an unending contempt for ⁦ @ChelseaFC .⁩ The hard work starts as soon as I’ve sobered up…

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

I got the job! The hard work starts now...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

I just took my 92-year-old Mum for her Covid vaccine jab. As a result her mind is now completely controlled by @BillGates , who will also be in possession of the best lemon drizzle cake recipe in the world.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

6 months

This man had choices. He chose to break the law, thereby putting himself in a position where he would be arrested and handcuffed.

Just Stop Oil

@JustStop_Oil

6 months

🚨 Police Handcuff Man With Spinal Injury 🚔 @metpoliceuk think it's fine to handcuff a nonviolent person with a vertebrae injury, despite him saying having his arms behind his back will cause further injury. 🖋️ Sign up to march from 20th November at

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

2 years

No mask, and feet on seat. Some people’s inconsideration for others truly pisses me off.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

For most of my life, the country has been governed by a party that I didn’t vote for. So be it, the joys of democracy! However, there were always ministers I could respect for their intelligence, committment or principles. There’s not a single one in this shower of shit.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

My family barred me from social media today. Ha, they should have got up a bit earlier then, shouldn’t they?! Merry Christmas everyone. More sneaky updates from the bathroom to follow...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

4 years

As lockdown looms, if you can, please have a boogie... Bless you All.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 months

Hello Treacle, send me your address, and I’ll pop a few batteries in the post to you. Your Wokeometer clearly needs them…

Davie Yeoman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@davyeo37

3 months

@TalkTV @PeterBleksley @JamesCleverly I think this bellend should stop being given a platform, he's a retired copper he knows nothing about asylum or immigration law.

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

3 years

#Hunted application done. I told them I want to go on the run with @BenOwen42 . Now we wait on @Shine_TV ...

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Peter Bleksley

@PeterBleksley

7 months

The uncomfortable truth is that too many black teenagers and young people, are being murdered by too many black teenagers and young people, in London. Until we discover why, and then act robustly to resolve this tragic situation, then nothing will change.

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