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Paul T. Graham

2 years

The OFFICIAL “19 Days of Misery” (The 19 Losses of The Saban Era from 2008 to 2021) Spaces series EPISODE THREAD. Find them all here after they air starting with Episode 1: “Prologue”.

Paul T. Graham

@PaulTGraham

2 years

Hope you enjoyed Episode 1 (recording below). We will see you on Wednesday for the 2008 Florida SECCG!

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His knee is not down. He’s running a fake!

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Congrats to Trevor Lawrence for getting engaged!

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The fact we had 12 guys on the field coming out of a TO for the biggest play of the night ought to tell you something…

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Tebow cried, Urban about died, the shoe flied...don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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Behold, the 2016 Alabama Defense:

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“There's no such thing as being in the wrong place at the wrong time." Yes, hell there is. Let’s discuss our defensive backs trying to cover Jalin Hyatt last October.

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Twelve Auburn beat writers reportedly gave their lives to Christ during Hugh Freeze’s introductory press conference today.

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Let All Northwesterners Know

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That Kalen Deboer “Lank” tweet going to hit like crack

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High-level savant Ball Discussion …

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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux, Coach O, whole damn team went pro...don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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Athens sunsets like this one always remind me that Georgia hasn’t won a national championship in 39 years.

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Congrats to LSU for finally scoring a TD in a national championship game in New Orleans after 12 years.

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We have lost 17 games in 13 seasons. And I can discuss all 17 in excruciating detail. Would make for a great podcast series.

Touchdown Alabama

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On this day, 14 years ago, Alabama made quite possibly the greatest hire in its program history when Mal Moore brought Nick Saban from the Miami Dolphins to Tuscaloosa. Nick Saban has posted a 169-23 record with 7 SEC Championships and five national titles. Peep the hair.

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I picture Saban driving around the country right now in an old Dodge Monaco police car and telling the guys one-by-one, “We’re getting the band back together!”

Tim Watts

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5 years

BREAKING: #Alabama is set to hire Sal Sunseri back to its staff. Huge move from Nick Saban (FREE)

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Can’t spell “Kalen” without L-A-N-K.

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5 years

This guy is automatically vaulted to Tier 1 Gump status. Congrats!

Bleacher Report

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5 years

Bless this Bama fan 💀

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@JonRothstein @BamaProUpdates

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Folks, I am HERE for this…

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2 years

Things people who go to bed at 10:00 pm miss…

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4 years

Everyone talks about how unpredictable college football is, but you can set your clock every year on Georgia not winning the National Championship.

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4 years

Lane Train, Train in Vain, Torrential Rain...don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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Paul T. Graham

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1 year

Do you see what I see??

Occupy LF

@OccupyLF

1 year

Obviously not ideal game times this Friday for people wanting to see @TexasBaseball and the Men’s Sweet 16 game … We need The Disch PACKED for Texas Tech! If you have tickets you don’t plan to use please DM me so we can get the seats filled! Hook ‘em. 🤘🏼

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An Auburn sophomore year ritual as old as time itself…

Auburn Tigers

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SHE SAID YES AND WE GOT A DUB!! 💍

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3 years

The rest of the SEC can go 0-12 every year, be saddled with probation, and lose their academic accreditations as far as I am concerned. This is an official Tier 1 Gump position that has no room for compromise.

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Aight college football tweeps, got a football question for you. Do you watch bowl games and cheer for your teams conference?

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5 years

With all this coaching turnover among these mercenaries, I say it’s time we promote from within.

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4 years

When the aliens land and say, “Take me to your leader.”

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4 years

Happy Leap Day.

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Mountain Brook go hard…

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1 year

Prince Harry reveals he once did mushrooms at Courteney Cox’s house, where he hallucinated that her toilet was talking to him.

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Bring these back…

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2 years

Is it too self-absorbed of me to have expected our staff to make some sort of adjustments since this thing started going downhill on…well…our opening drive?

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Paul T. Graham

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4 years

Announcer just now: “How is it raining in Auburn but not in Tuscaloosa?” Me: “Auburn is in Georgia.”

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Aden Holloway’s transfer should be inspiration to all Barners that it is never too late to turn your life around.

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2 years

Just a reminder Kool Aid took a gas station pic this week. We should have seen this coming.

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4 years

Folks trying to get a hold of one of the 8,179 seats Trump added to Bryant-Denny tonight:

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2 years

It was a tough ask to beat #6 and then #5 at their (small) place in about a 72-hour span. New day Saturday with Real Blue Blood Kentucky coming to (large) Coleman Coliseum. Let’s get after it, @AlabamaMBB .

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Scarlet and gray, Ryan Day, B1G didn’t even wanna play...don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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2 years

“They’re my family now, Bryce.”

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The greatest compliment a network can give your team is relegating you to ESPNews because you are up 40 on your conference rival.

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3 months

Really wish Jermaine Burton had been out there representing the team since he caught the game winning TD pass.

Michael Casagrande

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Presenting the Iron Bowl trophy.

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Paul T. Graham

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Auburn Basketball. Welcome to the Airport.

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Nate Oats. My Cousin Vinny.

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Alabama Football Legend to Alabama Football Legend.

NFL

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Mac Jones throws a strike to @Hunter_Henry84 for a @Patriots TD! #ForeverNE 📺: #NEvsCAR on CBS 📱: NFL app

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Paul T. Graham

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Atlanta Falcons Auburn Football 🤝🤝🤝 Teams from Georgia Blowing 28-3 Leads

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How bad is your league if this Louisville team comes out of the season with 10 wins?

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It’s coming…Tuscaloosa 2024.

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2 years

Alabama is playing at that level in the first half that some teams only can pull off every two years in their last game of the season at home.

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2 years

How did Agiye and Billingsley do?

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Thank you to our students for not turning our campus into the Portland Autonomous Zone so 1,000 of them could get in 2,000 available seats.

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This gives you an idea of the line outside Coleman Coliseum for College GameDay

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I’m just proud of our plucky, gritty little underdogs for making it this far.

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The day in summary…

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Through the 2022 Auburn game Alabama was 537-236-33 or .687 all time excluding the Bryant and Saban eras. Still the best all-time in the SEC. Math is hard.

Chris Moore

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@CFB_Pat @BowBeforeBama Bama has had the luxury of having the 2 greatest coaches in CFB history. Without Saban and Bear, Bama is 400-217-26 - a win % of 62.2%. Good enough for #21 all-time behind Clemson. 8 of Bama's other coaches won more than 60%. Without the GOATs, Bama is just another program

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They have a rim protector. We don’t. That’s the difference. Bediako should have been here.

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Bruce Pearl: “The road to the SEC Championship runs through Auburn.” The road:

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My daughter was 8 in 2006 & said, “I hope Mal Moore doesn’t settle on Rich Rodriguez when it’s known Nick Saban would like to get back into college football as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos that will be a home run and so that’ll make it a 4-0 ball game.”

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Talked to my daughter (8) about the covid situation this morning. She said “It’s just like climate change. They won’t do anything because they say it’s too expensive, but it will end up costing humans.” She’s more correct than she knows, the parallel’s run deeper.

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Whomever is gonna be #1 in the polls next week might as well come on to Coleman tomorrow and get that ass whipping out of the way early.

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2 years

Play like ass in regular season Play for ass in postseason 🤝🤝🤝 Auburn Football

Daren Bates

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2 years

This is what Auburn will be fighting for in the Birmingham Bowl 😂 😂

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Those teams have collectively played in 1 of the 27 all-time CFP games.

🇸🇹 Sickos Committee 🇸🇹

@SickosCommittee

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Hey, remember when the first college football playoff rankings were released in 2013?

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Blue checks wanted Maurice Smith to be immediately eligible as a back-up DB transfer within the SEC to spite Coach Saban, so this is what they’re gonna get every year now. #RichGetRicher

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“I just played Augusta yesterday with Ken Griffey, Jr.” Has there ever been a greater flex before 8:30 in the morning than that one by Coach Saban right there? @colecubelic @macandcube @rundm6

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Survive and advance…

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Alabama people love Alabama Women’s Basketball. Auburn people love Auburn.

Alabama Athletics

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2 years

BEAT AUBURN: ☑️ #RollTide | @AlabamaWBB

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Alabama…ruining college football again.

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2014: "No way Saban hires @Lane_Kiffin . 2016 vs. Clemson: "No way Saban tries an onside kick here." 2018 vs. UGA: "Now way Saban goes with a true Freshman off the bench at QB in the 2nd half." One week later: "No way Saban hires Hugh Freeze."

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Oats 6, Pearl 3

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2 years

The fun is in the winnin’. @AlabamaMBB

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3 years

Coach Saban’s direct but subtle message to Arch Manning during his segment (relayed from a pal): “I told Jalen to go where the best players are. If you’re a QB, always go where you have the best players.”

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2 years

Jimbo, Deion, The U…

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Paul T. Graham

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3 years

Use this thread to issue your apologies and pay your respects. You know who you are.

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2 years

The Duality of Man…

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3 years

Folks, we had A GUY WITH A DAMN AXE ON THE SIDELINE when The Turnover Chain was a twinkle in its dad’s eye.

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Neville Arena is so small it only comes up to Grant Nelson’s knees.

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Round 2: IBOB #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball

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3 years

..,days until @AlabamaFTBL .

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The one constant in all this QB incompetence has been Tommy Rees.

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4 years

Reminder...

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4 years

Alabama kickers.

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1 year

Just a classless play by Chuck there. Embarrassed he would throw the ball off an opponent like that.

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3 years

Gary: “When Devonta beat Stingley.” Sir, you are going to have to be more specific.

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4 years

Reminder: Georgia Tech has won a National Championship more recently than Georgia.

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4 years

The first bulldog to win a championship in 39 years

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Fought ‘til the end.

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1 year

The @nytimes is reporting based on multiple sources close to the situation that Alabama has just lost its first round tournament game to TAMUCC.

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Four games into the Tommy Rees Era of Alabama offense, and the man is already finding his own niche way to get into the Alabama Football record book. A thread... 1/

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4 years

Bowl cut hair, Cochran’s ACL tears, Sark in Saban’s chair...don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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Cincinnati, Peppermint Patty, Win This Natty…don’t matter. ‘Bama by 100.

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2 years

Barners racing each other to Facebook last night to fire off the first “War Eagle Anyway” post.

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Nice Bo Nix tribute by Finley with the overthrown deep ball.

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Pinck’s home run to give @AlabamaBSB the lead T6…

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3 years

Nice of the producer and director to give the cast of “Outer Banks” the night off from filming season three tonight.

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1 year

@Crunk_Ratchet Alabama all time: .749 winning percentage (best in the SEC by 7.5%) Alabama all time less Saban/Bryant: .687 winning percentage (still best in the SEC by 1.3%)

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Miss you bae…

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6 years

Lighten up, unhinged LSU fans. We suspend @Tuaamann for the 4th quarter of all our games, and it doesn’t seem to impact us.

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Welp…

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3 years

All-time record holder for touchdowns in one game (4) for Bishop Sycamore.

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4 years

24 hours later we still don’t know the final score.

Georgia Football

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Final in Tuscaloosa. Next up - at Kentucky | Noon - Oct. 31 | @SECNetwork

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So Georgia paid $1.3M for T-Rob and Jake Pope? College football 2024 is wild.

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@PaulTGraham

1 year

It really is the height of pompous douchebaggery for people like @DanWolken to think “chaos” to finely-tuned 20 year-old athletes is a bunch of 40-something white guys’ written columns posted in rags and on nearly dead websites that the athletes don’t even see or GAS about.

Dan Wolken

@DanWolken

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COLUMN: Are Alabama, Brandon Miller finally showing signs of wear from the constant barrage of chaos? The long weeks ahead promise to only bring more via @USATODAY

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2 years

That makes two Cougars who came in second to Alabama tonight.

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3 years

We playin’ with 10 players and they ain’t even played 10 games.

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8 months

Did I just witness Joyless Murderball?

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Paul T. Graham

@PaulTGraham

3 years

While we’re considering putting off championship games until a team can be at full strength, could we get a redo of the 2017 game with a healthy Eddie Jackson and Bo Scarbrough available to grind out first downs on the ground in the second half?

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