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Dave in Pain

@PainfulSatire

3 years

My commissions are up for this year:

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A list of commissions

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The day demisexuality is finally understood as "asexuality until it's not and it's only for selected people" and not being peddled as "this is normal for everyone wtf are you on" is the day I'll be a happy man

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Trolls: World Tour if it was written by Vivziepop What the actual fuck, man

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What have you done

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Hal, it's about cats

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obsessed with this phenomenon

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@BenTh3B3ar it's literally asexuality but you can get attraction if you finish a few very specific quests

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@WolfyNotWitch The religiously traumatized crave the religious healing

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@yatheyswichlike first we got adult man fanservice that replaced teen girl fanservice, and now we got this I love it

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@koutingmiao @Catwithlove22 Apparently, in an interview, Viv (or someone else, idr) said that Nifty spoke Japanese as a second language and that's like The only thing that codes her and nothing else

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GIVE IT UP FOR THIS DUMBASS BITCH, LITTLE ASSHATS!!! Thanks to Fuckface Poppy over here, music is fucked forever!!

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...oh shit

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You fucked music up completely!!

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@tr4sh_u @AlenSeress bonus: their love isn't forbidden; they just literally cannot make it work and stay friends

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Dave in Pain

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@roromiie206 It's funny knowing he's canonically asexual too, so this man just very casually watches porn (man, mefr)

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dude, what the fuck

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@IsickNewt_n @wokeydpronouns @araman_v He was in the men's bathroom

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History repeats itself! Fuck Pop Trolls and shove your asses up your throats!!

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@VictorianAnthy It's always "Loli doesn't hurt kits" and then it does

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(oh fuck, I guess I--)

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@Sugeeth34547847 @MKBHD hehe

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@KeytaDurand @Zhane_Star that transformation scene TRAUMATIZED me as a kid to the point I refused to watch it untiI I was Iike 17 I have conquered it now, but it's stiII so terrifying.

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@HummingJack_ Apparently, its not even just the black characters, but also other POC like Miguel and Pavitr Like almost every character who isn't white receives some sort of implicit racism in fanarts

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@BHanchen

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@XiranJayZhao No one even says Judah to signify Jews, so they're just grasping at straws LMAO

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@WolfyTheWitch COUNTERPOINT: THOSE WERE GIFTS T O JESUS

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@cedarshade_ @WolfyNotWitch "Father, You let me die. So let me have this long rest for once, thank You."

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"...Frostpaw always listens" #warriorcats

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@nikolaiker Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they're reborn as Filipino

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@fruitysapphic That's how I see my asexuality as well like Yeah, I can appreciate when someone is conventionally hot, but anything past that and I've gone into static

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@euohnn_fr W H A T ? !

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@WynneRichport @PERIDOTPRINC3SS Richard is literally the housewife trade men irl want

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1. Racism in Warrior Cats is the norm, Frecklewish is no different 2. Her actions in the story are tied to two very specific things (that can also be dumbed down to just one), which are the death of her brother AND Mapleshade lying that her kits were his and not...HIS MURDERER'S

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happy mapleshade’s vengeance anniversary! frecklewish.

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@DownBadBoys BRO WTF

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i made a comic to express this conundrum #warriorcats #tigerstar #darktail #oneeye #scourge #fanart

Hawkkz #1 owlnose fan

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Tigerstar vs. Scourge

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@remaininamnesia okay but have you considered (they have Tally Hall)

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@Tr0xaz God those transitions are FIRE

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@banzyhd Bonus points if said child characters HAVE ADULT DESIGNS IN THE MEDIA CANON and somehow STILL use the child design

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@CynDavilaChase AT LEAST THE ONE ON THE RIGHT WAS A LEGITIMATELY BROKEN TEENAGER THE GUY ON THE LEFT IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE DEAD 8 TIMES OVER

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@HummingJack_ @lilmisslala @tinky_stan There are radio symbols that definitely could look like demonic symbols too like ??????

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@MonkeyDAndrewS @IsickNewt_n @wokeydpronouns @araman_v Yamato keeps saying he's a guy and literally hangs out with the boys in the male's bathroom, tits and puss out He is a trans guy and he embraces that he is, his body be damned

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@snapperpaw like that's the point of her character too she's a tiny bird among eagles and that's okay

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"I can hear her taunting me." #warriorcats #clangen #fanart @sootslash

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@BloomMoonbeam Wish The Last Problem Twilight had this build instead of being a tall Celestia

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@terry12539 As a SEAsian B i t c H, they didn't even have the decency to look at the different dragon lores for the 5 (could be less I don't remember) SEA countries they actually went to. It would have been so cool to see different dragon species per island and how they shaped their culture

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@LOVELOVEAII @HummingJack_ @lilmisslala @tinky_stan PLUS, with added touches, you can definitely demon-ify them, AND they could pop up in certain contexts alluding to their actual purposes

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@v4mpchilde Here in the Philippines, it's definitely rampant in tourist cities like Baguio (where I'm from), Palawan, Cebu, etc It sucks, especially when we have to pay the price for them

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show me your most popular piece! frostpaw, you deserve better

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me when i thought my pride was a show about a disabled character overcoming the cards she's been given but no, I'm hearing about ableism support 😭😭😭

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Fuck comfort characters. Do you have a CONFRONT character, like a character you'd beat the absolute shit out of if you had the chance??? She seriously needs to be knocked into next week! Fuck Hover. And picking an image of her was hard because she's so punchable in all of 'em.

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@NellyHartnell @blockwonkel this is accurate

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@gunkmorty he wants to be a homebreaker so bad

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@sapphazard a caduceus with a blue jay as the wings adjacent

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@fnfislovely899 And even his game voice is done by a black woman, so he's just black coded through and through in all versions of him

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HEY GUYS VOTE SPOTTEDSCOURGE

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spottedleaf × scourge vs. nightstar × runningnose

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@s_b_j_m @Subimaginati @adamtotscomix I have an invisible disability, and yet I draw, what's your ecuse again?

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@Thorcadail @Zhane_Star @AbakiBurns Then again, her second description is she has black hair as ebony As far as I'm aware, albino people don't have that

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@Agirisan3 @KrystaIHuntress post-mortem, actually but yeah James and Jude

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@tinysadfrog Camila then: you're gonna go to camp so you can dial your craziness down a bit and you can have friends :D Camila now: You have friends, you dialed your craziness a bit...but at what cost???

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@s_b_j_m @Subimaginati @adamtotscomix Great! Good job, continue to not use it and actually learn drawing

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@ee_rude_eye @junkievictorian @nikitakomadea @FilmUpdates there are cases where skin color wont matter like the Little Mermaid, then there are cases where it does due to the source material and what they were going for. and Lilo and Stitch falls under the latter category.

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@strbrryharmony Cadence being a pegasus-born alicorn explains a lot on why she's more akin to flying in the show than she is with magic, like Twilight often forgets she can fly now but still uses magic or walks

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@XxDuncanDonutxX @Will_WarfsTash what do you mean, it's had a fandom since the early AD's

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@zenoswol that's literally Perrito

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@An00bis0480 @polypearIs SIDEWAYS

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@maxidrawsart funny how it lines up

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Dave in Pain

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@BloomMoonbeam This Makes me wonder They were sirens when they were thrown into what is basically the medieval ages on earth If they go back now, would they still be sirens or would they be ponied??

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@KatysCartoons Not this convo one on one, but I tested the waters with my mom about LGBT one time, and she said "wdym rights, LGBT people already have rights ,they just want privileges" ...privileges to live happily without people looking down on them just for being LGBT?

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@RoastHimJim @nathan555027 @funkyduo Wrong person LMAO

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Dave in Pain

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Oh my god this is doing numbers Do your daily clicks please, it's more important than demisexual discourse and doesn't take long

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Dave in Pain

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@BenTh3B3ar EXACTLY THIS People keep bugging around about "oughh this is normal" We'll have you considered hookup culture and blind dating exists for a reason?

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@jaemazon @phishtickz Djfnjr it's worse when said character is CANON ace

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@ivnpsn Even funnier kapag malakas na ang boses mo, pero somehow Hindi nagstostop Yung driver Tapos may banging sa jeep at Marami pang sigaw ejnffjfn

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@ExpertAccident1 Someone did lmaoo

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@ragnvindr_wife Theres a difference between US saying it and the CREATOR saying it

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@nawniibutpony THE ACCESSORIES SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN GOLD Unless they brought back the season 4 powerful then it would work as complimentary

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@hntrgurl13 Aren't some writers ALSO Jewish

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@suke_blue @squiffles7 And after Camila called him baby

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@jmc2721 @spicyroxxi it's even funnier bc SHE HAS THE POWER TO SPEEDFIND GEMS

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@WolfyTheWitch @loemyn this sounds like fanfic WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS WRITTEN BY HOMER

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@Jordan_J_Parish @KaiserNeko To be fair, the lack of overarching plots is the fault of the execs, like you can TELL it was supposed to be a one-time thing until ratings came up

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@Meatloafsammies @GBBranstetter WH WHAT WAIT

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@ccexii @StarBlues11 It IS complicated for animation It's not even just the hair, there are so many things to take note of like her stripes, split colors, her facial markings, even the little tears on her crop top and shorts

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[ Still a WIP but we're running out of time ] AAAAAAAAAA

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spottedleaf × scourge vs. nightstar × runningnose

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@zachsilberberg The day I realized "Jekyll and Hyde" is a fucking play on language RLS knew French alongside English, "Je" is "I" in French, English in the old days replaced "i" with "y", so the full thing is basically "I kill and hide", which basically is just what happens in the book

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@muhammadshehad2 "HAMAS IS RAPING PEOPLE!!!" "Okay, we're gonna go investigate it then." "NOOO THAT'S ANTISEMITIC YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL!!!"

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@dicesinferno it's funny to me bc Fluttershy in particular is literally depicted here as white and skinny

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@mobiusreach we finally got a wholesome twittypet and tumblrclan interaction I love this

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@DewEnjoyer @AlwaySleepy247 I mean Fred did say he was into traps and Daphne. I think he could tell who can rock a dress or not

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@WolfyNotWitch It's even funnier now because Telemachus' name is literally in the post description That person either didn't read the Bible, or there's a name in there that sounds like Telemachus

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@MyHairEatsKids @CloudTheCat3 Miss Secondopinionson from Morel Orel

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@fredgiblet @damnitmadeline God forbid the colonized say "no"

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@camo_ty part of me wants to think her magic changed after "My Past is not Today", and the other half wants to get mad

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@OldManMag @__rainsought__ @danirish @gittanart Hamas is BARELY G A Z A 's government. They don't have the political power Israel does, and they are still primarily a freedom fighter group And even then, BSrael still has control of all of Palestine's resources, AND is bombing LEBANON right now. You know, NOT HAMAS

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@peachy6206 Bonus attack points: it's worse if you're animating

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@jalssswith3 I'd rather you placed Chica on top, given what the song is about (and knowing the lore AND what he did//is doing (?))

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@Thefluffypommy @AbeehaTariqArt French Guiana is a French territory Maybe Mrs. Pepper has other family in France that she and her mom would often go to?

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@Ortilimew It's so funny because I actually did say this as an argument point (they didn't take it well)

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@kallywallee @feminoxie @_angara__ @sistersolanas @Aleyloly If the lack of sexual attraction is normal, there wouldn't be so much porn

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@Toadsy00 @atsuover That's not true Occasionally we complain about typhoons Maybe even vote for the worst president candidate just because we were bribed wit money

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CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT IS NOT AN MLP FAN SONG VOTE FOR SEPTEMBER

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@Hay_rosey94 @N3felibata1 The difference among those three is that Alastor has clear humanoid features At the VERY least, he could be darker

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@wintergleam_two Okay I've been convinced of Twiluna

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@Fairy_of_yoongi THE DUB INDIRECTLY CIRCLES BACK TO THE GAY WE WIN THESEEEE

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@MonkeyDAndrewS @IsickNewt_n @wokeydpronouns @araman_v Regardless, you should still respect what he feels regardless if you believe in your perceived form of biology

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