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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

7 years

An account of the banter era of Arsenal Football Club (2006-present)

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

4 years

Corbyn has been campaigning for all human rights for decades and the media made you idiots think he’s racist so you went and voted for an actual racist. Enjoy 5 horrible years.

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 months

Rape = ok Calling a rapist a rapist = not ok

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

3 months

🚨 JUST IN: RFEF might BAN Jude Bellingham if it's found out he offended Mason Greenwood. There are currently no complaints about Jude to the Federation, but La Liga is expected to do it after hiring a lip reader. @marca #rmalive

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

1 year

Matty Cash

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@DeadlineDayLive

1 year

🚨 Steven Gerrard is in talks to become the new head coach of Poland! 🇵🇱 (Source: Meczyki / Liverpool Echo)

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 years

Bukayo Saka is 19 years old and had never taken a penalty before in his senior career. Having to take the decisive penalty in a European final when more experienced players ducked it shows his character. ❤️

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

5 months

Just needs to find his hands now

Guardian sport

@guardian_sport

5 months

André Onana is starting to find his feet at Manchester United

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

4 months

4-2 up in the final and lost 7-4. It all makes sense now.

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

4 months

Luke Littler 🎯 Madders

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 years

How big a challenge do you want son?

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

3 years

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Robert Lewandowski wants a new challenge away from Bayern Munich but the club has valued him at more than £100m.

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

2 years

That Harry Kane tackle looked bad at first but on a VAR replay you can clearly see he is the England captain

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Why are Man United fans upset? You’ve been supporting Man City all season

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

2 months

Just banged my head against a wall for a full hour to reduce my IQ to 56. Man United fans, I am one of you today

Manchester United

@ManUtd

2 months

Reds, it's derby day 🔥 #MUFC || #MCIMUN

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

1 year

I wonder who the definitely completely random Premier League fixture generator will have them start the season against on a Friday night

My Greatest 11

@MyGreatest11

1 year

Premier League Kenilworth Road 🏟

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

4 years

Fucking hell, he could pass it to anyone

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

4 years

JUST IN: Spanish football legend Xavi tests positive for coronavirus

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 months

Chelsea paid World Cup tax for Enzo, war reparations for Mudryk and put food on the table for all of Caicedo’s siblings. Over £100m each for all of them is insane

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Saudi Arabia

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@enzogusto

11 months

Where does this team finish next season? 🤔

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

1 year

Throwing bottles at a player in a charity match is exactly why this sport is the best in the world

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

1 year

😅🔴 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝖦𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇-𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖢𝖾𝗅𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝗌!

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

9 months

Call me racist all you like but can someone please explain to me why loads of African men are always defending rapist footballers on here? Every single time in the replies.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

9 months

Club statement.

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

9 months

The ITV presenter closes the show with “Vieira wins it from the spot against a Manchester team, I’ve heard that before” while Roy Keane glares at him 😭😭😭😭😭

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Please eat the full cake by yourself

Arsenal

@Arsenal

11 months

Happy birthday, Fabio ❤️

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 years

If anyone asks, Arsenal won the Super League and Spurs came last

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

4 years

Boris Johnson and Maggie Thatcher having the biggest majorities in the last 40 years says all you need to know. Majority of Brits are horrible cunts. Feel for the tens of millions of good ones.

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

It really makes you wonder just how good Brandon Williams must be

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

11 months

5-0 England. SAKA SCORES A HATTRICK AT OLD TRAFFORD! STAR PLAYER! 🌟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

10 months

Is he the first player to ever be bought for his FPL price?

Alex Crook ⚽️🎙

@alex_crook

10 months

#FFC have agreed a deal with #Wolves of £5.5m plus bonuses for striker Raul Jimenez @talkSPORT

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

9 months

Different kind of fear when Saka is standing over a penalty, feels like it’s my own son out there

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

He’s shit and free, therefore he will be signing for Juventus.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

11 months

Youri Tielemans has just confirmed that he’s leaving Leicester City as free agent. 🚨🇧🇪 #LCFC Tielemans, now available on the market as several clubs are keen on signing him. Nothing agreed with any club… yet.

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

5 years

Mustafi did it first

Chris Chambers

@Chris_Chambo_

5 years

#Pink getting flung around Anfield 😋👏🏼

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

1 month

Kingsley Coman won a league title in all 11 seasons of his career. Then Harry Kane became his teammate.

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@PaddyArsenal

8 months

The Emirates cheering Harry Maguire being subbed on was so rude 😭

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Kane retiring at Spurs without winning any trophies in his career then winning a Super Bowl would be the funniest thing in sports history

The Spurs Express

@TheSpursExpress

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🎙️| Harry Kane on potentially playing in the NFL after his football career is over: “It’s something I want to definitely explore. I know it’ll be a lot of hard work. I’m not expecting to just walk up and start kicking field goals. It will be a lot of practice, a lot of hard work…

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@PaddyArsenal

3 months

Arteta might be a better rattler than even peak Mourinho was, everybody hates him 😭

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

8 months

The problem with these lot is they grew up in the Fergie era and every decision went their way

m. #37

@cas3miroooo

8 months

What you mean this aint a pen?

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

2 months

Jogo your way back to Portugal you fucking terrorists

FC Porto

@FCPorto

2 months

Final do jogo 🔵⚪ #AFCFCP #UCL

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

5 years

Hi, don’t know if it’s too late but we would like to accept this please

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

7 years

Raheem Sterling plus cash for Alexis Sanchez? Manchester City are set to make an offer to Arsenal this week:

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@PaddyArsenal

9 months

Rodri probably doesn’t even get a card on his birthday

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

2 months

We keep getting worse with every Premier League game. It was 6-0 two weeks ago. 5-0 last week. 4-1 today. What’s it going to be next week? 3-0? Pathetic.

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@PaddyArsenal

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@PaddyArsenal

1 year

I don’t understand. Ten Hag is the best manager in the world. Varane and Martinez are the best centre back partnership in the world. Shaw is the best left back in the world. Casemiro is the best DM in the world. Rashford is the best player in the world.

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@PaddyArsenal

5 months

Michael Oliver really gave Dalot two yellow cards in five seconds for shouting at him for not doing his job properly but didn’t book Kovacic for two studs up tackles from behind in five minutes

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

10 days

That’s not Saliba

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

10 days

📸 - Erling Haaland's daddy is also in the stands, watching his son!

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

9 months

We need to start slipping Martinelli into these Hale End photos. We can rewrite history.

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@afcjxmes

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This photo makes me very happy.

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@PaddyArsenal

3 years

Arsenal to Roma after that Xhaka masterclass

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@PaddyArsenal

5 months

We spent £30m on some kid who had only played a handful of senior games, sent him away for 3 years and he came back the best defender in the world 😭

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@PaddyArsenal

7 months

Raya can look after Ramsdale’s kid next week

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

3 years

Giroud is a World Cup winner and has over 100 caps for France. He could end up as their top goal scorer ever and reach 100 Premier League goals. Not to mention many incredible goals. How am I supposed to explain to my grandkids that he was fucking shit

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

5 years

Gallas gave up. Fabregas went on strike. Van Persie made a public statement to leave. Koscielny went on strike. Xhaka told the fans to fuck off. Someone needs to put the pride back in being the captain of Arsenal football club.

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@PaddyArsenal

1 year

Once Vieira switches to full fat milk it’s game over

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

Saka and Martinelli. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo in the same team but respecting women + paying taxes

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@PaddyArsenal

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Carragher criticising Arsenal for understanding the offside rule in a game we aren’t involved in is incredible head loss

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@PaddyArsenal

2 months

Ajax every transfer window

Eduardo Hagn

@EduardoHagn

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Manchester United, you will pay.

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Paddy

@PaddyArsenal

5 years

You sucked 700 dicks to find out that Emery is starting 3 DMs 2 hours before everyone else, L

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@miakhalifa

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I’m never going to say no to a stadium tour when offered. You go be bitter in your mom’s basement, and I’ll keep being a West Ham fan that has once in a lifetime opportunities to see starting lineups 3 hours before they’re announced 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@PaddyArsenal

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Kai Havertz is officially free from his Chelsea shackles.

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@PaddyArsenal

1 year

😂😂😂😂😂 Harry Kane said it’s a one off and the Sky interviewer said it’s not it’s the second time it’s happened this week

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@PaddyArsenal

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There are people who think Vincent fucking Kompany was better than Van Dijk

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@PaddyArsenal

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The fans who ejaculated to Andy Robertson pushing players into advertising boards for years sure are crying a lot about a 50/50 shoulder

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@PaddyArsenal

7 years

Stops scoring until Ranieri is sacked because Brexit means Brexit

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@PaddyArsenal

9 months

Now I know why he was walking like that

Manchester United

@ManUtd

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A familiar route for The Boss ❤️ #MUFC

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@PaddyArsenal

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@alanshearer Hold that

Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 months

Well done Ref. You’re the man. #NEWARS

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@PaddyArsenal

1 year

IMAGINE THAT ALERT GOING OFF IN THE SPURS DRESSING ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@PaddyArsenal

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If you spend £400m in a year and get dominated by Wolves and Spurs, maybe the Glazers aren’t your biggest problem

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Rio Ferdinand is enjoying this too much. Man United fans are so weird. When Spurs were in the final I wanted to die

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5 months

I have never seen so many players slip and fall over in a game before. Terrible pitch

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This is crazy. Him and the 5 greatest ever Premier League managers.

Premier League

@premierleague

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In esteemed company 👥 Mikel Arteta reaches 100 wins in the Premier League in just 169 matches, the fifth-fastest of any manager 🙌

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2 years

Hard to believe the road to Messi winning an unprecedented 7th Ballon D’or began with Neal Maupay hacking down Bernd Leno

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@PaddyArsenal

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Messi winning the Balon D’or under the criteria they created to stop him from winning the Balon D’or every year is so funny. Let me explain.

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

This is so weird. You didn’t see Arsenal announcing Vieira to Palace, Chelsea announcing Lampard to Norwich or Man City telling us what Paul Dickov had for breakfast

Liverpool FC

@LFC

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#LFC legend Steven Gerrard has today been appointed the new head coach of Aston Villa.

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@PaddyArsenal

9 months

Almost every game we forget to praise Ben White for being flawless because it’s the norm. Ridiculous player.

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I’ve said it six hundred billion times, I’ll say it again. There is nothing better than beating those bastards

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Alan Shearer is fuming, he hates us so much + he’s bald

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3 months

Did Jamie Carragher tell the West Ham fans to get down the tunnel and go home?

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

Goodbye legend

Chris Wheatley

@ChrisWheatley

11 months

Arsenal midfielder Matt Smith confirms his departure from the club. #AFC

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

Fucking love the reaction from the fans to Saliba. The culture has changed at this club.

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

What time will she get there if she leaves at 9AM and travels at a constant speed of 60MPH?

Sky News

@SkyNews

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A girl at a London school is planning a four-and-a-half-hour journey to make her maths A-level exam on Tuesday as the rail strike sparks travel chaos

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8 months

Who actually believed Jesus was finishing that 😂😂😂😂😂

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@PaddyArsenal

4 years

Ah yes, 1990 when Arsene Wenger spent £800m in four years

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@PaddyArsenal

3 months

Get down the tunnel

Liverpool FC

@LFC

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✊✊✊ Boss.

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@PaddyArsenal

9 months

He’s free from Spurs he can finally name a kid after his idol

Harry Kane

@HKane

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Welcome to the world Henry Edward Kane. 20/8/2023. Love you baby boy! 💙👶🏼

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2 years

We did it. One full season without conceding a goal to Jamie Vardy.

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If we don’t win this, Arteta will never rotate again. Saka will need a wheelchair by the time he’s 28.

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

For anyone who is not aware, Arsenal fans keep voting for Tony Adams and it’s making British Karen’s mad

BBC Strictly ✨

@bbcstrictly

2 years

Tony and Katya have scored themselves a place in Week Eight! 💪 #Strictly @TonyAdams @Mrs_katjones

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@PaddyArsenal

10 months

How the fuck did a manager six months into his first job win the FA Cup with this team

Emirates FA Cup

@EmiratesFACup

10 months

The class of 2020... Where are the members of the 2020 @Arsenal #EmiratesFACup winning squad now 👀

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

Martinelli out here like Pontius Pilate, desperately trying to put Jesus on the end of a cross

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@PaddyArsenal

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This Leeds fan was spot on about Ben White. What a player he is

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@PaddyArsenal

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Every single NLD consists of a Spurs own goal and penalty. These are the rules.

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@PaddyArsenal

2 years

Varane is lucky everyone loves to mock Maguire because he has been a huge flop

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@PaddyArsenal

9 months

The only way Juventus will pay more than £40m for Partey is if we tell them he is a referee

Forza Juventus

@ForzaJuveEN

9 months

❗New contacts between Juventus and Partey. [ @DiMarzio ] #Juventus

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9 months

Fat kid crying get in

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@PaddyArsenal

11 months

12 players is genius. Would give us an advantage over every other team. Can’t believe we never thought of this before

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wow just wow

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@PaddyArsenal

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Ceballos intercepting a pass to the goalkeeper when the ball was out of play is exactly the type of bastardry I want to see

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Manchester United

@ManUtd

1 year

The Erik ten Hag era has begun.

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@PaddyArsenal

6 months

“Who could’ve seen this Spurs collapse coming?” Every Arsenal fan:

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@PaddyArsenal

1 year

I love Wrighty so much. During those bad years, he seemed to be the only legend who was just hurt and wanted the best for the club with no selfish motives or attacks that further harmed the club. He deserves to enjoy this more than any of them.

The Same Old Arsenal Podcast

@SameOldAFC

1 year

Ian Wright Wright Wright!!!

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After Villa and Bayern, I don’t think anyone expected a week like this

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1 year

If I told you an away team conceded a penalty and got 3 red cards all at once, you would know what stadium I was talking about instantly.

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Saliba Gabriel Rice. Unbelievable. Now imagine them without having to put up with Zinchenko’s shit.

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The assistant flagged for offside then the ref went over and asked him "Do you want Liverpool to win the league?" Goal given. 1-0.

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We don’t praise Ødegaard enough anymore. The guy is just outstanding.

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Great work Everton. We need to take this warning. They won that through pure hate. We have to be on it on Sunday.

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8 months

🚨🚨🚨 Gary Neville has started ranting about the Glazers, our work here is done

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I knew we would win when the man who ducked military service said it was war

Ryan Taylor

@RyanTaylorSport

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Son Heung-min says Tottenham are ready for "war" as they bid to wreck Arsenal's Premier League title dream in Sunday's North London Derby. Spurs captain also has “no doubt" Ange Postecoglou is the right man to deliver success at club. #THFC

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How have all 3 title chasers had to play their backup goalkeepers this weekend

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