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@OpeSyntax

6 months

Top privilege is when you blow a guy's back out in the senate hearing room and literally nobody cares who you are and you get to keep your job

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10 months

It's good that this happened. If gay guys were mean to people like this more often, the whole enby thing would just cease to exist.

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10 months

And this is not a mental health issue??

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@lotus__point the white nationalist biker raid on the project trap house is as good as anything in movies

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@hopes_revenge I know it smell crazy, etc.

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@ghostmotorfingr She was Coil-adjacent as well. Her first manager, Martin Burgoyne, had a threesome with the guys from Coil. Peter Christopherson talks about it in a documentary.

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

@djaonielsen works on the level of the quote, but also Wilde himself looked rather snail-like I think

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

Five Guys has to be the gayest name for a burger place, only Dairy Queen possibly gayer

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

@dummyjig shut up you put respect on mugshawtys name

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

If you follow random gay guys on Instagram, sooner or later you come across photos that could have been taken by Diane Arbus.

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

One of my favorite @perma___ben quotes is, "Whoever invented aioli, you know his parents kicked him out of the house for being gay"

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

Leslie Jordan the way he would have wanted us to remember him

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@blacksociopathy so wild that they will fully admit it's a bad thing to be in order to score a political point

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

Guy at the urinal in office restroom just went "oh boy" as he started peeing

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@OpeSyntax

5 months

At first glance I assumed this was a Chinese person torturing a live turtle to extract maximum flavor

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@B0Y_TR0Y

5 months

i need a therapist that will do this to me

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Idk why people are dunking on this guy. He's hot and he knew who each of these composers were and had an opinion about their music. Like wtf more do you want?

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@cj_prin

2 months

if you like this kind of man you are beyond saving

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

This born-yesterday bottom couldn't cruise somebody on the street successfully if his life depended on it. Good luck learning all the subtle social cues and suggestive body language you should have been picking up on when you were sat at the bar staring at your phone, lady boy.

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@princeoflaos

6 months

Grindr is a predatory app and should be taken down

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

People really should start wearing furs again.

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1 year

@hairtoucher If you can't have nice things, you can't have nice things

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

Just tell your bitch daughter to hug her uncle. Don't let a petulant four year old create a permanent unbreachable rift in your family because you see yourself as some kind of UN attache for special in-law conversations.

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@NephiteHorse

6 months

My sister, her husband, and their 6mo baby were staying with us last week. On more than one occasion, the husband didn't seem to notice or respond when one of my kids said no, or stop. Me and my wife each had to speak up on their behalf.

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9 months

@djaonielsen Wildean

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Never too late for a fresh start!

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@TrevShhh Not only would I drink it, I'd drink it again in 14 hours and try to have a six pack of it around at all times

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

Just learned there's a whole documentary trying to rehabilitate the reputation of the flight attendant who spread HIV throughout North America as a "hero in the fight against AIDS" because he cooperated with the CDC

Killing Patient Zero profiles Quebec man unfairly targeted in AIDS epidemic | CBC Radio

The new documentary Killing Patient Zero tells the story of the Quebec flight attendant who was wrongly blamed for the spread of AIDS.

www.cbc.ca

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

We outchea buying Hemingway firsts for $2 at the local library book sale

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

When guys message "use me" I've started responding by saying I will use every part of them as though they were the last wild Buffalo on the great plains, and this does *not* work

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

Yeah I got long Covid it's about 7 inches long

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

@empathyhaver This guy dropped out of a Stanford University PhD program because he kept getting misgendered lol

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

@dee_of_e You see his name is Ocean and that's what this scene is about. How he came to be called Ocean. Does everything have to be signposted and spelled out for you?

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

Laughter is a scam. Was at a bar last night. Every person was laughing and carrying on. The bar was full of laughter and joy. It's become too normalized to vocalize pleasure at literally any event. I'm convinced people don't do it because they want to. They do it to fit in.

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Alcohol is a scam. Was at a wedding last night. Every single person had a drink in their hand. The bar was constantly full. It’s become too normalised to have a drink at literally any event. I’m convinced people don’t even do it because they want to. They do it to fit in.

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

@river_is_nice he's so real for this

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

There's a guy at a red roof inn in st louis rn who says he's 54 loads in and looking for more. Not sure how that is possible or how that works but thought people should know if they wanted to stop by.

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

Holy shit that Louisiana pediatrician who made a big show about "fleeing" the state with his kids over the Don't Say Gay shit is in my city rn on Grindr looking for a bottom to fuck with his husband

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1 year

@FilthyArmenian you'd think an Armenian could appreciate a plot about a relentless grudge

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

If you ever see me walking around in one of these giant 17th century Jesuit hats, pls know that I've made peace with my enemies and I'm ready to die

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@OpeSyntax

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@djaonielsen Truly an abomination before the eyes of the lord

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

If there are any cute jew boys with big bubble asses who need comforting in these dark times, lmk. I won't flatter your delusions but I will shake your kidneys.

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

You will see the dumbest fucking tweet on here and just assume it's a 19 y/o K-pop stan or something, then you click into their bio and see an institutional pedigree with a string of prestige awards and publications. No wonder faith in the social bedrock is dead and dying.

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9 months

@devonwebbnz Is one of her albums not called Norman Fucking Rockwell? An Americana propagandist? Idk man, alright

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@OpeSyntax

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Had a business idea called Pitbull Pre-K, it's a daycare staffed entirely by pitbulls but it's realllllly affordable. Lots of parents looking for more affordable options out there.

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@OpeSyntax

4 months

prison

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@OpeSyntax

5 months

Can't prove it but I think that if cigarettes weren't so stigmatized and people were still allowed to smoke indoors this wouldn't be a thing

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@qxytocin

5 months

sorry but how is this considered water..

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@OpeSyntax

5 months

We need to revive common use and understanding of "gauche" because a lot of you need to hear that word

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

@basic_chanel azealia banks

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

Coffee shop atheists always think they've stumbled on the theological loophole equivalent of Godel's Incompleteness Theorem with this little nugget.

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

1st edition 6th printing of Four Quartets at the local antique mall for $25. Unfortunately not the 1st printing that Eliot made Harcourt recall over errors, and jacket is in rough shape, but still a steal.

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

I didn't forget about In N Out - that's not gay just horny

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

People talk about "being given" the N-word pass, but I stole mine off of a dying juggalo in Detroit. I shouldn't have it but I do, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

@Y2K_mindset omg, they gave a new liver to a guy with cancer? jfc

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Draft him first

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

do the Amish eat ass

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

You just got a book deal but this is the editor they assigned to you, wyd

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

Human Rights Campaign launching its Tops for Fun Fund to benefit DNC chess pieces who desperately want to relocate their non-traditional families out of red states where it's just no fun to top anymore

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

It would be funny if black people started saying "dastardly" but it meant something else. Like "ooh she dastardly today" and it just means someone's tired

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

older terms like quadroon and octoroon are really colorful, fun to say, and should be revived

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

What if we kissed in the dreary interfaith rain shelter at the Bristol airport and we were both boys

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@BristolAirport

7 months

This week, we have opened a new multi-faith area in the free waiting zone. Located just off the Silver Zone roundabout, the new area provides customers with a private space to reflect and pray whilst waiting to collect friends, family or loved ones.

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NYRB put Tom of Finland on the cover lmfao

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

Several beers and a hydrocodone in at my parents' and I've just about convinced my mother to drop $500 on a mid-century Broyhill coffee table from the local antique dealer for her living room. I am an only child so this is basically a gift for me. The holidays are in full swing.

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

“I love you organically, without pesticides” lmfao nothing to see here folks just America’s oldest and most prestigious poetry publication looking like an AP lit course journal project

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@nickbelardes

1 year

Snap snap snap snap snap snap!

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

@WhatQueerIsThis I can’t believe nobody has obsessively doxxed all the guys in the chorus line for wearing blackface too. Why do they get a pass? Gay privilege rears its ugly head.

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3 months

Need this

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2 years

@perma___ben also very non-binary behavior, would not be surprised if Corden's wife has a septum piercing

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

I love art but I hate "the arts"

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

I'm at the age and dad build that I can still pull a 19 y/o if I try but it will not be a normal 19 y/o. Slept with one recently who told me his parents pulled him and his siblings out of school in elementary and then didn't really home school them at all.

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@emo_garfield420 joy = having loud conversations on speakerphone on public transportation

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

If you were in charge of something like the NYRB imprint what 4 overlooked/out of print classics would you republish? Mine:

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

Try that in a Cum Town

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

If this is you, you're a fucking retard, I don't care what part of the country you live in

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9 months

BREAKING: A third of Americans earning $150,000 a year or more say they're living paycheck to paycheck and many rely on credit cards to close the gap, per Moneywise.

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Wish all these bpd women filling the ranks of MFA programs would just write bpd poetry instead of the reams of she/they garbage they pump all the poetry journals full of. Here, like this:

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@grantisdumb This is true!

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@OpeSyntax

7 months

Saw "Ceasefire Now!" commented below a gay porn video today

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

We should return to the Celluloid Closet days where gay representation in media is secretive and done through a complex coded symbolism

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@SaiB0i

10 months

what opinion will have you like this about recent LGBTQA+ shows/movies?

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

When I think about heterosexual life, one of the things that makes me saddest is that apparently many straight men often have to beg for blowjobs. For gay guys, blowjobs are up there with death and taxes as incontrovertible facts of life. Equally wearying, but in a better sense.

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

2 months

self respecting women are not giving blowjobs and men who truly love them are not asking for it either

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@OpeSyntax

8 months

A woman named Ginger Gooch was just appointed to the Missouri Supreme Court.

Parson selects Ginger Gooch for Supreme Court, making Missouri’s highest court majority female

Gooch was a judge on the Southern District Court of Appeals before being selected to the Supreme Court.

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Must be so easy to be Nick Cave just scat about hillbilly shit and English literature over atonal guitar for 40 years and call it Fixin' to Cum Blues and everyone is like genius

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

It's crazy how taboo it is to be a cigarette smoker in a white collar environment now. Absolutely nobody at work smells like cigs except a few of the maintenance guys. Nobody even rips juuls. If I started back up with a half a pack a day habit again I would be demoted I think.

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

Kinks are so fucking annoying. Like, can you just suck my dick without building a whole mousetrap around it? Lame.

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@telmudic didn't they make the Simpsons retire Apu?

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@river_is_nice

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11 months

We need to talk about how more men would get laid instantly if their rooms looked like this

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

Gm

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@OpeSyntax

4 months

I got good grades and had a pretty remarkable academic trajectory.

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ ◡̈

@tonyhawktruther

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What was the "incident" at your high school?

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Intriguing

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We asked Charlamagne Tha God about the economy.

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

Cambridge girls better get those landing strips ready

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@OpeSyntax

9 months

This is so funny...erm Reminder that the wholesome act of one man ramming his whole fist up another man's ass on a public street in broad daylight may be misrepresented for clicks OnLiNe - pls don't feed the trolls

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reminder that faceless meme accounts are here to make MONEY — which comes from engagement — and they will gladly throw gay people under the bus by posting like this in an attempt to whip up angry homophobic engagement

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@OpeSyntax

5 months

@OsoBlanc0 He looks exactly like that gay southern guy that does chain restaurant reviews on tik tok

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

@empathyhaver So there's this thing called trial by water...

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I still believe in divinity. My spirituality sustains me. I am learning to build community and spiritual spaces outside of Christianity, often adjacent, and always welcoming of Christians. 16/

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@OpeSyntax

1 year

A shower for unspeakable acts

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

Been stuck at 340 followers for a while now. I need a gimmick. Like a catchphrase or something.

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When beauty like this is removed from the world over a catalytic converter, entire neighborhoods should burn.

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

I think I would probably fuck James Lindsay. I'm not happy about that but I would if the opportunity arose.

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@OpeSyntax

1 month

Has anyone really thought about how annoying Kurt Cobain would have been the last 10 years if he were still alive?

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7 months

What do you call this ideology?

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@OpeSyntax

2 months

women be shopping

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@royllovians

2 months

An actual example of a literate civilization that really didn't have historiography *or* history at all would be the Mycenaeans, whose entire written output consisted, essentially, of nothing but grocery lists.

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@OpeSyntax

5 months

Crazy how the etherium guy looks like a Morlock and sounds like a blood sugar medication

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@OpeSyntax

10 months

This is a misuse and misreading of the term Middlebrow, an aesthetic category that no longer exists. When it did exist, in the form of the William Shawn New Yorker or the Philco Television Playhouse or Laurence Durrell novels, it represented a classical middle class liberalism

Yeerk.P 🦆

@PYeerk

10 months

Middlebrow liberals are the most anti-intellectual people in the world- they are deeply resentful and suspicious of art, culture and literature- and their 'openness to experience' is mediated by neurosis

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@OpeSyntax

2 years

@Bumpqing You have to either go to really nice places or just get cheap take out. The middle fell out like a pair of lazy old saddlebags.

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

That scene in Vanilla Sky when Cameron Diaz screams "I swallowed your cum!" at Tom Cruise is so wild lol

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@OpeSyntax

6 months

"Fascists are banning books in our schools!" And the books in question are like How Much Nut Could a Butt Slut Suck If a Butt Slutt Could Suck Nut?

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What if I pretended to have cancer Would you care About me then You look just like my brother

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