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JIlllllll

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I’m being dead serious.

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Joined April 2013
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Damn that’s crazy
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Boys rooms r so scary 🥺 where r all of ur stuffed aminals
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Why am i still single
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Heard my neighbor wretch loudly for 1 full minute then put on Imma Be by the Black Eyed Peas
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2 years
Like we have a PLAGUE rn??? With what to show for it artistically????? Bo Burnham???????
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i am tired
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downloaded the bank of america app and
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The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.
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The coolest thing you can do under the age of 20 is sit on a roof
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Hey so did Armie Hammer eat someone? I feel like we got distracted.
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If someone shot me in the face i’d catch the bullet w my perfect natural dick sucking lips and then spit it back full speed
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@mahsyako wow ur funny i dont usually find women funny. Have u ever heard of the Office?
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“Eat the Rich” includes Doug Dimmedome :/
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the terrorists of Old twitter
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@StankeyMarshall Poptropica cheat runs
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Robert if you see this. Hey.
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rappers 🤝 archaeologists “got it out the mud”
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this fit goes apeshit
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My first early rocket very pleased
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Congrats! You reached the end of the rainbow
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U could not do Mythbusters now it would be political and I’m serious
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Boys fucking love chocolate milk
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robert pattinson absolutely cries after sex
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Tonight a boy looked me directly in the eyes and asked if i ever heard of soulja boy
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@DerrikSchmidt the small penguin atop the larger penguin. poetry in motion.
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I’m so impressed by how quickly and thoroughly Horny Twitter pivoted to Protest Twitter fuck yeah
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I MADE THIS!!!! BY HAND!!!
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@purrezii i think he looks nice :)
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D.A.R.E is so dumb. Bruh i D.A.R.E you to do some fuckin drugs
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lotsa “i literally took up fingerpainting, maybe look harder” comin in
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boys will show u an anime character like “he’s the most powerful warrior of all time” and the character has onions for hands
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any time a white man tries to argue with you just say “Okay Mackelmore”
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Ykw posting these fr bc I LIKE MY SMILE ok
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@susnbd_ it’s hot
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POV taking ur gf on a cute coffee date
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sorry i’m sorry i’m so sorry sorry i’m sorry but
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@jordan_is_okay aight gimme a million dollars
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@mintvanillatea ✨✨gorl im a communist
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IT SHOULD BE EASIER FOR WOMEN TO GET ROAD HEAD
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had a dream about boy...woke up w my hair curled into a heart?? bro let my voodoo doll GO
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(On a date at Popeyes) They can’t say no to the Pope here.
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3k bad bitches now follow me. lmk if u wanna b friends but only if ur a woman and beautiful
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Arby’s lawyers: legally we can’t call it fish Arby’s Ad team:
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should i sue
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☆ SODA ☆ (COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸🇨🇩
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isn’t she beautiful?
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when you catch your friend Ital lying
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@bleulighter OHLORDHECOMING
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@TyFuselier so confidently
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@lazinafternoon free them it stuffy in there :(
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Like a slutty philosopher, fuck around and find out
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New thread. Beginning of the day, end of the day
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ADHD/ADD is when u accidentally spend hours in ur bathroom just standing
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what is the scientific method if not fucking around and finding out
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As one rises another falls, so is life.
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@yephph he is very handsome :) what his name
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When a girl is pretty and a redhead it’s like WE GET IT
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It’s not that Butterflies have “pretty privilege” over moths. A butterfly never broke into my house.
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thinking about the endless passage of time ! very cool very terrible
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I went on a date last week and he had no clue who Alexander Graham Bell was. It was such a stupid thing but i instantly knew i was never going to talk to him again. How ironic
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if u call this The bird app, this hellsite , or tweeter, take ur arthritis meds.
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@gracecamille_ Haunted Boy doll doing an occasional blaccent
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walk into the gym, juicy tracksuit, REEKING of weed. Don’t warm up. Squat 1000lbs. Sit in the car for an hour
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@badnaomibad Undoing 7 months of psychic damage by making silly noises together
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my ass is not fat for joe biden it is fat for anarchy
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Not checking my blind spot to respect its privacy
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i’m vegan except for horse meat so i can get trace amounts of ketamine
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@disxpix And fundamental economics
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cars should not be so easy to fuck up. Let me hit things for one second i’m nervous
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hiiiiii
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I’m gonna say it. Schitt’s Creek isn’t funny.
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i wish i had the kind of anxiety that makes u do things
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do u think the tasmanian devil eats pussy like that
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preppy girls do it better 🤪😇
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tiddies just there not doin shit but it’s like a celebrity sighting every time. Even if ur not attracted to women you see tiddies and it’s like 👀 oh! word, some tiddies 👍🏼
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Am i flirting? Or do i just pick up mens idiosyncrasies, make small inferences, and bully them in a personalized way that actually makes them feel understood but not vulnerable?
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From the creators of Jorts™️, I present 2 u...the Joker
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a gremlin in the wall took these
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Who wants 2 reenact this with me
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Just remembered i once drunkenly crawled under the floor of my ex’s dorm
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i’m wearin a plaid mini skrt, real Mean Girl hours. Respond 2 this if u want me 2 roast u
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Thinking about this comic again
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Geed Meerneeng freends *weenk* Güd Mürnüng fründs *wünk*
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What is Joe Bidens plan for reinstating Mango juul pods
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@abbygov this is like saying poggers in sign language
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Kanye, in his zone: I specifically told you not to let me get here
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his hair is grapes
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@lophouse1 Henry David The Row apologists rise up
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jewish ppl have the funniest relationship w jesus “He was cool im not dickriding tho.”
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People with light eyes
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What if instead of moaning men did the Perry the Platypus nnmquququququ noise
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Why did they use this pic
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wheelchairs should go 75mph and that’s their car
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Keira Knightly in pirates of the caribbean...scissor me timbers
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she’s so bad
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@yephph i’d die 4 him
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Tiktok banned my account permanently FOR THIS??? WHY
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Thank you for dining with us, today we will be serving face.
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