What a fucking life led. Truly. Back when the Met stormed into the RVT for it being a gay bar, all wearing rubber gloves to โprotectโ themselves during the HIV crisis, Paul OโGrady was on stage as Lily and immediately quipped โLooks like we have help with the washing up!โ Iconic.
Amazing news this evening. Me and my old flatmates took our old landlord to court for breaching HMO licence rules, as well as other mitigating factors on safety. Well the tribunal decision just came back... A 95% rent repayment order! 95% back on an entire year of rent! ๐
Man on the tube just now was replacing all the advertising posters. I asked what happened to the old ones. And this is how I own a GIANT wicked poster.
Twitter! I need your help! I have just found this sat on the top of a bin in the street. It works perfectly and is obviously lost. The log in name is Yasmin Walker, the screensaver is a large husky dog and it was found by Imperial Wharf station. Any leads appreciated.
A VERY STRAIGHT VERY MARRIED WORK CLIENT WAS JUST SHOWING ME SOMETHING ON HIS PHONE WHEN A GRINDR NOTIFICATION ALONG WITH THE NOISE WENT OFF. OHHHMYGOOOOD.
Is this the same West Yorkshire Police that responded to my ex boyfriends very serious mental health crisis, commented that it must be caused by drugs because โthatโs what you guys doโ and then didnโt even respond to my formal complaint letter? Canโt be, surely?
I think ITV need to put This Morning on pause for the summer. Cover it with something else. Come back later in the year with new branding, studio, and without Holly. Give her something else in the ITV schedule, but it needs a fresh start to survive. Too toxic otherwise.
Very silly of my landlord to be having a conversation with a builder outside my window about his intention to evict us, and that as the council denied his application to demolish and rebuild so he will pay the builder to โrepairโ the lintel, and โaccidentallyโ break itโฆ
LOL. A girl and her boyfriend were just talking about me on the tube, in Spanish, and called me "mariposa" (Mexican Spanish version of fa**ot). Her face when I asked her if she was talking about me and to repeat herself, in Spanish, was a picture. Fucking bitch.
Also- before anyone says, I did consider leaving it for her to come find incase she returned but this isn't a child's glove or wheel rim, it would be stolen by someone very quickly. I'm placing a note on the bin with an email though incase she does return.
HUGE shout out to
@JTenants
who have been AMAZING. The whole way. Agreeing to represent us from the start, givimg us legal advice and help along the way as well as a legal representative for the tribunal. We would have been LOST without them.
Someone stole my โ๏ธat Hoopla today. Youโd think security would be like โsorry not our problemโ? Not at
@mightyhoopla
! A member of security came with me, followed the trail on โFind Myโ, figured out who it was, watched them โditchโ it, collected it, & gave it to me. Wow. โค๏ธ
@mightyhoopla
Hello! So tonight a member of your security went so above & beyond it was incredible. I know security in these kind of things are through agency & outsourced, but this was so incredible & appreciated that I want to have them recognised properly. How do I do this?xxx
Ofc the universe chose the worst day ever to test if I was a good person, the day that I'm moving house by literally going back and forth on the tube with suitcases all day ๐ซ
I just subscribed to
@BylineTimes
& you should too if you can. Itโs less than a coffee a month and they are exposing very important stories that other outlets wonโt touch. They just exposed Wootton and now are facing wrong legal action. Please, give them your support.
@peterjukes
I was having a terrible day earlier at my first job even before heading to my second (freelance life). My boyfriend was waiting in at mine all day for a parcel. Anyway I just got home to this. I have never had anyone in my life who cares for me like he does (& vice versa).
Conspiring to break the law, within earshot of someone you just said you want to evict, whilst stood on a public pavement thus making any and all recordings perfectly legal and admissible? The silliest of sausages you are.
Guys, my husband is launching his bespoke shirt/menswear brand very shortly and I'm going to need nothing but support from all of you. Trying to launch a business in a pandemic won't be easy, but I know he can do it. Look at how amazing his work is!
Iโm gonna be totally honest lads, when I just saw I had a DM from the BBCโs Points Of View just now, I wasnโt expecting it to be on
#IKissedABoy
. ๐
@scottygb
๐ข๐ฃ ATTENTION ALL TOURISTS ๐ฃ๐ข
YOU DO NOT NEED TO WAIT FOR THE GATES TO CLOSE AFTER THE PERSON AHEAD BEFORE TAPPING YOUR CARD/OYSTER.
I REPEATโฆ
YOU DO NOT NEED TO WAIT FOR THE GATES TO CLOSE AFTER THE PERSON AHEAD BEFORE TAPPING YOUR CARD/OYSTER.
@chrissyteigen
Essex is absolutely Jersey City. Suffolk would be all of Texas. Tottenham would be Brooklyn. With all my love, a Brit married to an American. Feel free to hot me up for any more US translations of UK shit. xxx
@asht0nAB
So for me traditionally Beyoncรฉโs music just hasnโt been for me but Iโve always understood why people stan her so hard. But I adore country and let me tell you I am LOVING this and will definitely go to her next tour. Itโs so good.
This is amazing. Dr Shola was not gonna stand for it today. The level of disrespect is crazy. The host should have introduced herself before going live and have asked to confirm she had the correct pronunciation! So unprofessional.
I love how ITV has basically refused to include queer people on Love Island and the BBC has basically said โHold my drink, and LETโS GET A MINOGUE!โ
#IKissedABoy
Just so Iโve got this rightโฆ Israel (who is currently partaking in a genocide) blew up Iranโs embassy in Syria, killing some of itโs nationals, is now upset that Iran responded by sending 4h notice drones that can be easily shot down & for suggesting that that be the end of it?
Thank you all for your kind messages, I just did what I hoped anyone else would. I hate to do this but if anyone knows of any (wo)/man with vans in London who are cheap please let me know. I'm being quoted upwards of ยฃ80p/h and it's too much. ๐ฅ Thank you! โค๏ธ
To cap off an amazing weekend in Liverpool, I bumped into a long time friend who I had no idea was there. We both pushed back our travel, spent the afternoon drinking cocktails & eating tapas and are now on the train home. Heโs asleep opposite me and my heart is full of love. โค๏ธ