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Sabaot in the City/ Mum/ Research/ Tech/ @KOYJumuiya Ambassador #ALX_SE

Nairobi, KE
Joined July 2023
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 days
KOY 2.0 announces the KOY Advance Phase 1 โ€” The KOYN Early Bird Event! ๐ŸŒ Early adopters can join Africa's first Decentralization-as-a-Service (DaaS) platform. Get involved in this significant event! #KOYv2 #KOYJumuiyaDAO #KOYJumuiya $KOYN Join Now๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
One thing I have learned about friendships and relationships is that you can keep showing up for someone kumbe they think you are idle.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
15 days
We would but they insist on DNA tests
@AlfredMwandagha
๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–˜๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–†๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–—
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Ladies, what's so difficult that you can't give your men such a baby?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
He smashed you too? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@lldszn
๐Ÿช–โš–๏ธ RoamingAttorney
1 year
๐Ÿ˜ญYโ€™all will cook me if I update you with a recent development on this
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Marriage is easy when you let a man lead. If he decides he will be coming home at 3am, let him lead, and get home at 4am. But you won't listen, you want to lead a man. SMDH
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
I thought women belonged to the kitchen? Now you are mad if a kitchen employs them?
@FGaitho237
Francis Gaitho
6 months
What is happening in corporate Nairobi? Got this in the DM.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Men are the problem in our society. Today i didn't see a single teargas canister, no car or business vandalized, no fights, the organizers even asked guys to pick up trash before leaving. Now look back at all the male dominated protests with the male cops.
@mercyjelimo
Mercy Jelimo
4 months
Kudos to the @NPSOfficial_KE and @IG_NPS for deploying an all female squad - girl power during the #EndFemicide #TotalShutDownKE March today ! They were in solidarity and there were no incidences โ€ฆ if anything they supported us
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
Guys๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’“ I just got my first tech role ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm actually crying. Twitter has brought blessings in my life. Mungu akubariki sana โค๏ธ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
My househelp is calling and texting endlessly. Anashangaa why I'm not back from ushago. This year I decided to change the game. She'll be the one wondering if transfer season ilipita na yeye ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
15 days
I would nerve lock my husband out. Always let your man lead, if he gets home at 4am, you come back at 2pm the next day.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Women will say "sikuangi feminist" , with an ID card and ATM card in their purse.
@MaggietheMezzo
MaggieTheTherapist
4 months
Did y'all know that Kenyan women could not have an ID until circa 1978? NINETEEN SEVENTY EIGHT!!!
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
That girl wore her cheap perfume to go on a date with a man she dislikes only to eat three plates of food and judge him for carrying his food home? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ We need to close the year now
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Guys, I did it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. He called, but siendi. I just wanted to be told niende ndio nikatae.
@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Someone booked me for WRC in January ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I forgot to keep talking to him ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Is it too late to send a "heeeey youuuu..." ? Sina form๐Ÿ˜ญ I also cancelled a road trip to NFD, sisaidiki aki. Lol
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
The person who took the bags there had an option of putting chloroform in there but they failed us all.
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
2 months
Senators sniff fertilizer to confirm if it is fake or real during Mithika Linturiโ€™s grilling
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
8 months
We need to start beating people for putting words in our mouths. Which Kenyans told you this? Smh
@WilliamsRuto
William Samoei Ruto, PhD
8 months
Kenya joins the rest of the world in solidarity with the State of Israel and unequivocally condemn terrorism and attacks on innocent civilians in the country. The ย people of Kenya and their government hereby express deepest sympathy and send condolences to the families of all
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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Every time, before I respond to a DM on here, I usually go to their timeline and search for: hoes, bitches, mental health, depression, Tate, amerix, women, single mums, money, friends, Ruto, Raila...then I decide if and how to respond You'll know a lot about someone from these.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Such a great night to meet techies. Najua hawako kwa pic but wako tu pahali ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AfricaTechSummit
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Mna gas tabia mbaya. You do not eat and finish anything anyone's house. Who raised you? Bakishia watu. Also, people plan their meals and live on a budget. Weirdos
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
9 months
Invite me to tech events, surely ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I can't sit in the house week after week like a pot๐Ÿ˜“.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
The only way those sons of wealthly people will talk to you is if you have some weed ๐Ÿ˜‚. Unless you are going there as a Pedi, don't pick dinner with jayZ.
@Mwirigi
igiriwM@ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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@kamauwhynaina But it's a "Money Party" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
So apparently in the past two months more than 30 children (mostly girls under 10) have gone missing in Langas Eldoret. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
I had a very insightful morning. Thank you @jamia_mosque for letting us into your space.
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Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Not a priest who's been sent back into the community, from prison, after he defiled a child?
@StandardKenya
The Standard Digital
2 months
Catholic diocese of Murang'a Bishop James Maria Wainaina has condemned the entrenchment of LGBTQ advocacy groups saying the LGBTQ threat is real and is capable of breaking down the family unit and the entire social fabric.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Men, if you are going to catfish please make sure at the very least, the hairstyle matches the year ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Someone showed up with a bodyguard at the party yesterday ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Man's got drunk and told us to Google him ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ. First thing that came up was a scandal that involves tax payer money. Walevi started to question him. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
My dad introduced me to a tech bro and I am starting to think it wasn't an innocent intro ๐Ÿ˜‚. Smdh ๐Ÿคญ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
There's a senior Engineer from Microsoft that has viewed my LinkedIn profile. Kwaheri Kenya ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
The worst of men hide in religion
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Jowie Irungu releases new gospel song titled 'Nakuabudu' minutes after being found guilty of Monica Kimani's murder
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
Men in their early 20s on this app are so bitter. Nini mbaya? Brokeness? Shule? Kukosa job? Hamko sawa
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
Welp? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Looks like we need men after all. Because now what are 4 women supposed to do? ๐Ÿ˜ญ This is why I passenger princess ๐Ÿคฃ.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
I left someone some years back because I was doing terribly financially and emotionally. Today dude bro has decided he will twist the knife kabisa ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Nimeambiwa ma ukweli, wah. I fumbled. I need a drink ๐Ÿ˜ญ, 2020 was a bad year.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
I totally agree.
@254_icon
๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ ๐Œ๐€๐’๐‡
4 months
Ukiwai make any point na uone women are agreeing with you, just know the point is invalid
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
@abdisiratwizard To teach men English? Sure
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Guys, has something happened at JKIA or am I mad? I've seen something like an explosion from my Balcony ๐Ÿค”
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
Turning a year older today. I can feel my bones creaking ๐Ÿคญ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
@RayAochieng I could stretch it further actually...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
ALX projects can kill you๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. What is this?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
Eloi Eloi. Here is a quality wife. Here is a wife that will build you. Men do not let this one slip through your fingers. Msipochukua huyu mjue ni sisi ndio tumebaki ๐Ÿ˜….
@_kamumu
Maniaโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ’ฆ
3 months
My mum told me this and I think it makes sense if you get married and get children and later on you start hearing rumours ati he is cheating Bora anakueka poa Kwa nyumba and you and your children are happy don't even think about investigating or walking out.. Bora hakupigi na>>
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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This is why I can't keep a sponyo. Because why would you be 65 thinking I don't want you for your money? Tukuwe serious please, sisi wote ni watu wazima. Unatoa pesa ama hutoi? lolz
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BenBโ„ข๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Ukipata sugar mumy dont act like ni a must akupee pesa, So many think it's one plus one to get money from sugar mumies but let me tell you ,, it's one of the hardest. Lazima ujiexpress like you not suffering , what matter ni game kwa bed, then be like "Hii simu yangu ni mbovu"..
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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Esther got money... Establishhhh!
@JILLKUI
JILL ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Riggy G is transforming right before our eyes.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
If your wife is called Mary M. just know she's sent me 1 bob ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Don't go back home today. ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
Guys, following yesterday's conversation on Kalenjins running the tech space (pun intended) ๐Ÿ˜‚, I don't want my TL to look like a clansmen meeting. If you are in the tech space, and you are not a kalenjin...let us follow each other. Nakuanga mkisii btw ata ๐Ÿ˜‚. RT widely ๐Ÿคญ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Unajipata talking stage na David Attenborough ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Alafu anakuwacha na information you didn't need. Now you know how rats mate for no reason. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@nicoleviar
n1xx
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Talking stages with age 29+ guys are crazy๐Ÿ˜ญthis one used to send me like 4 BBC documentaries a day and asking about my opinion, like loosen up a little๐Ÿ˜ญ itโ€™s never that serious
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
8 months
Looks like we are eating better and sleeping more. ๐Ÿ˜Œ To wellness ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚
@kenyanwalstreet
Kenyan Wall Street
8 months
Nairobi Hospital makes Sh564m loss over in the financial year under review. The hospital attributes this to a decrease in patient numbers, particularly in its United Nations wing, where bed occupancy fell from 33% to 3%.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
22 days
I want to move. My target is any estate that has not flooded in the past few weeks and does not have water and electricity problems. It should be cold; I hate the heat on MSA Rd so much. Or should I go back to Ongata Rongai and live in Rimpa or Kandisi?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
Looks like it's an early kickoff at the neighbors' today. Shangwe na nderemo tu...women can't keep secrets aki. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Made for speed ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
Yellow Mellow ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
@abucr_abucr74 She can take a joke better than you. She'll be ok, don't even worry.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
The problem with football in Kenya is they behave so badly they make it hard to support them. I once met those hooligans in town and they way i got sexually assaulted in the middle of moi avenue... I hope they stay poor , nkt. You can't progress with some habits.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
I called someone na kimbelembele to tell them OpenAI employees have done the ting.... I've been met with a resounding "huh? Hizo ni nini?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Nani najiskia kupigiwa simu tuongelee hii story?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
21 days
My daughter went for a function with the dad where the first lady was speaking. Madam said waliomba mvua ikanyeshaโ€ฆmy child burst out laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚, thank God everyone else laughed too. But that right there is how you know she is mine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
@carltonkitheka1 It's because the insults are to get your attention ๐Ÿ˜‚. Waambie haiombwi ivyo
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
8 months
Nimeambiwa HELB ikiingia natumiwa fare niende sleepover ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Gen Z have no manners walahi.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
Najipost Incase nipotee mtakuwa na picha za posters๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
2023 was like a beautiful dream. 2024 we go in with the same God of miracles.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
@Joemomanyi21 That's how we manage them kwa nyumba, hawatuelewi๐Ÿคฃ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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@lynda_loi Kabisa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Unafika ka umesema, โ€œcrazy weekend eh?โ€
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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I ate chips and chicken + Fanta at Sanford at 7pm and said I will get home and have cup of tea and go to bed. Wadau as we speak ndio maji ya ugali inchemka๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
@Kaysparks_ Welp!! I should have come for your advice earlier. I guess I am hopeless now.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
9 months
Tell him I'm 31, zero tech background and in cohort 18 doing ALX-SE . He can relax, they'll have to ignore me first before they can ignore him๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. And if they don't employ us they'll hit their small toe on an edge daily.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
@ItsDevMutai
Japheth Mutai
9 months
Hello Techies! One more inquiry from my DM. Is there an age limit that one can still join tech and thrive in their career? For someone joining late, are there any stigmas from employers or favoritism to younger developers?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
@abosobrian kabisaa. Me if I am led to having affairs, huko ndio tunaenda๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
I had a conversation with a fellow techie after DevFest and they mentioned something interesting. She mentioned that as women when we meet we discuss diversity issues more that we discuss projects. Is this true? Is this hindering our progress? Hebu mniambie,๐Ÿค”
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
@Winekenobi I'm just asking ๐Ÿ˜‚. Men used to go to war, now they wanna fight over plates and spoons with women? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
I've just remembered some dude approached me at Oktoberfest and then to prove his worth he showed me a picture of him with Sakaja๐Ÿ˜ญ. I was #lazimaiWork 'd๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
1 month
@Lervina_9 Babe they say that to everyone ๐Ÿ˜…
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
There's nothing worse that finding yourself with someone who doesn't enjoy small things. "I don't celebrate Val's/birthdays/madaraka day, I don't like weddings..." Gai. Si uende ata disco matanga basi? Mnaishi aje vi basic ni ka life Iko promised?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
@hmjumba @Lilly_Mukii Walahi. Minimal time for others, more for yourself. Too much availability breeds entitlement.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
What exactly are you going to do? Can't put out the fire now, can you? Can't prevent it either? You just want the limelight.
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
4 months
Cutting my committee meeting short to help with Embakasi fire tragedy relief efforts.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Babe? Older men are very patient, one day he'll get his money's worth back. When he does, let us know๐Ÿ˜Œ.
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
4 months
Highly recommend being friends with a Nigerian man
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
1 month
It has been over 1 week of rain wrecking havoc in the neighborhood. Most people from this slum are SDAs, I am yet to see the church help. The noisy church within the slum is locked too unless there is a service. Only the catholic church has shown up to assess the situation.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
@AllanNyash
ALLAN_NYASH
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6 secs video of you, letโ€™s have it
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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@StanleyMasinde_ Mi naeza zalia mtu a somali baby as long as asiulize maswali
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
Imagine showing a thief and his friends your money ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
5 months
Watu wa $2000 per day ni kama mmesetiwa
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Slit higher than your girl's standards. Using X like Instagram>>>>
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Someone booked me for WRC in January ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I forgot to keep talking to him ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Is it too late to send a "heeeey youuuu..." ? Sina form๐Ÿ˜ญ I also cancelled a road trip to NFD, sisaidiki aki. Lol
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
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Turns out my life wasn't ending, I was just broke. Nimepata Mpesa message nikapoa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
1 month
Situation in Kicheko at the moment. Last nightโ€™s rain made an already bad situation worse. @KenyaPower_Care please sort out that electricity pole before it kills people. I am still collecting donations especially beddings, diapers, pads, food and clothes. My DM is open
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
1 month
Thank you @oseko_40 , @alfred_kamicha and @Cardi_O_Logist for the clothes, money, diapers etc. Your kindness is appeeciated. โค๏ธ We are still collecting food items, clothing and beddings. If you are around Syokimau and have something to give my DM is open.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
I got voted in as the PTA rep. From here ni PTA chair alafu nikuwe women rep alafu president ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My political career begins today.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
My househelp is going away for a week. Her biggest concern? "Aki sasa nitakuwacha aje? Si nitarudi umekufa wewe" So dramatic. But seriously though, nitatumia vyombo nikitupa mimi๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
@4low_Ke Were the men strangers or is this an assumption everyone is making?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
Tumeitwa ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ
@magdalinenjerii
Code with Maggie๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป
6 months
Tech babes Threadโค๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
Good morning to Moringa and ALX engineers ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
Mnatusi watu juu ya shule walisomea na you are hiring people who have their chest out kwa resume? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Uko na degree na unapea mtu anakaa pimp kazi... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Both of you should go back to school and self learn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Bills I have to settle: Rent - 22, 000 KPLC Token - 3,000 WiFi - 2,799 Child support/fees -45,000 Side guy allowance- 5k Water - 1500 Black Tax - I am selling my birthright Savings - 10,000 My shopping -25,000 Total - Ksh 117,219 Income: I have a boyfriend
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
6 months
@CyppieB Ilikuwa kesi? Hiyo endea milimami bro
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
8 months
Nothing much, just a A Failed Bot Startup Founder and a wannabe Child Techie fighting ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now you have to buy a P.S, can't introduce us to a lifestyle you can't sustain ๐Ÿซฃ.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Usomo's meat is nice. Mko?
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
9 months
Why are almost all the techies I follow kalenjin? Nawashuku you Mulot conmen๐Ÿ˜….
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
These pics are from yesterday. Today she can barely move her head today, apparently he stepped on her head, her right ear and around the neck got injured by his foot pressing on metalic earrings. With every beating he pins her head down with his foot.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
People are crying about it because no one should struggle that hard to find legit products in the market. This is not about alcohol only, the market is drowning in counterfeit goods and that's dangerous.
@_davinski
Wolfskin
7 months
Leo watu wamelia sana about illicit alcohol. If you can,fika pale EABL Hq wakona liqour store ya staff but people are allowed to buy. Prices are good. All their brands ziko pale. Spread awareness.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
4 months
Now I can't show interest in someone right now because they'll think I'm doing it for valentine's flowers. And I can't do it in march either because they'll think I'm looking for Easter weekend plans. We try in July maybe?๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
7 months
Schools are closed. It's time to buy paper and pencils for my ka person before I find graffiti on the walls.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
5 months
@bobistoh23 So uptight, sheesh๐Ÿ˜‚. Relax
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
15 days
@Somunyot Because you imagine you will marry a homeless person ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
1 month
Today my child turns 11. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
11 months
ALX-SE 365 days of doing hard things ๐Ÿ˜Ž Week one of onboarding has been quite insightful. I've learned quite a bit and I'm still more excited than anything. I'm told the joy will end soon ๐Ÿคญ. There's only one way to find out. #dohardthings #ALX_SE #alx
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
I want to start a podcast. Who wants to join me? ๐Ÿ˜… I don't know what it will be about but it will be fun.
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
3 months
@sanelengcobo_
smh
3 months
17. quote this with a random picture or video of yourself
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@Nyamisa_Chela
Nyamisa Chelagat
2 months
Everyone needs to try @osumo_brad 's meat. It was too big for me, I couldn't finish. ๐Ÿ˜” Totally worth it.
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