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Owner of the worlds longest octopus. So long suckers. #FuckTheTories

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@NonHic
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3 years
In 2010 Rex found a discarded sandwich in this hole in the cliff. Since that day we can't pass without him looking in it on the offchance the magic sarnie cliff offers up a sacrifice.
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11 months
We went on our final trip. I came home alone. Thank you for choosing to spend your wonderful life with me. My heart is physically hurting but I'm so so grateful to have shared your existence. The best boy there ever was. My custard mule. Sleep well Rexy. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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2 years
@damiengayle @JustStop_Oil Perhaps not a great way to win people's support in Heinz sight
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11 months
At the vets they had a garden. Beautiful sunshine. We sat on a blanket. I fed Rex treats as they shaved his paw & fitted his cannula. I told him I loved him, held his head in my arms as he looked up at me. He sighed and the glint went from his eye and he was gone.
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11 months
Good boy Rexy
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3 years
How cool is she?!
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2 years
They didn't teach this at my Catholic school.
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3 months
The steamer has gone rogue. The rise of the machines has begun.
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1 year
I've just found a hat. Inside my hat. I've been wearing 2 fucking hat's.
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3 years
1234... The year the great thumb war was declared. #AwfullyBritishFakeHistory
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11 months
He looked so peaceful and beautiful. I layed his head down. Kissed him.. then blubbed like I've never blubbed. The vets handed my tissues.. mainly for my snot. The end was painless & weirdly beautiful. The boy is beautifully pain free. #rex 💛
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11 months
The loss is hitting in waves. The kindness of people has been felt deeply. I will read and reply to all your kind comments when I get my mojo back. Rex brought out the "Good Twitter" - good boy Rexy. See you soon. Much love.💛
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1 month
Saw a mahoosive chicken in a charity shop window. I now own a huge gurt chicken & I have no idea what to do with it.
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1 year
@NiallHarbison Becker had a horrible start to life pre rescue and took a while to trust male humans but now he's the most loving friendly boy. Dogs forgive. Dogs rule.
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2 years
Nice of Facebook to let me know the cougar who fellated me on Carribean night at the Sidmouth Folk Festival in 1993 turns 75 today. 😑
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11 months
Twitter can be a rancid binfire at times but the love, kind messages, shows of solidarity from people who have been 'here' & love for Rex, from people I call friends, people I follow & complete strangers has been overwhelming. Excellent humaning. Thank you. Much love. 💛
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@NonHic
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3 years
Welcome to Rick Astley club. You know the rules. And so do I.
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3 years
@Lillylatelee @ndshewonderswhy So many people have said this. I think it needs to happen
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3 years
@chrislee_is I am going to whilst he can still get up on his hindy's
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2 years
A very British morning. Get to work 8 minutes early. First 2 people I see say "Shit the bed?"
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3 years
"My first East 17 video."
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3 years
Fetch my Werthers. I'm a grandad. #LifeIsFuckingBrilliant
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3 years
I'm completely biased I know but he's a bit of a handsome little fella isn't he.
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2 months
World book day, pass the marmalade sarnies.
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2 years
He ain't heavy, He's my brother.. Guide dog for the blind dog. #BeKind
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3 years
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11 months
Thank you for all of your kind messages. I'm a bit broken & can barely see my screen through my tears to reply to them all. Knowing how well loved Rex was is a huge comfort. I will respond respond to them when my head's right . Hug your cats & dogs from Rex & I. Much love 💛
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1 year
@NoContextBrits The pay there is rubbish but there’s plenty of tips
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2 years
Triggernometry
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1 year
@fesshole Been there.. Now 2 of them have had kids of there own and I'm reliving those times with the next generation. Hang in there, the good times will be back.
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2 years
Had a shitty couple of days with mothers dementia which has drained me. Just had an Otter walk past me & jump into the brook which has got me smiling.
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11 months
At the memorial cairn. Many doggo adventures spent around here. Not the same without my sidekick but finding it very healing. Hug your dogs & cats. 💛💛💛
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Been a tough week. This big goon is struggling. He has a fever and his legs are going, It kills me to see him suffer. The vets have been brilliant and im hopeful he can be treated. Not ready to lose another clumsy, moulting, cheese stealing beast just yet so hang in there boy.
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1 year
My brother took a look at why mothers phone is playing up .. She's had her stopwatch going for 145 days.
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11 months
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@NonHic
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2 years
"It's Christmaaaaaas.." 🎵
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2 years
I am Rex. I am 14 today. I am the answer to the question "who's the best boy?" #GingerPrince
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4 months
Jabs done. Invincible for another year. 🦮⭐️ Bit of an ordeal for a blind boy but he was so good as always.
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3 years
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2 years
Tie me kangeroo..
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2 months
Had a mishap & in for some surgery. Grandad says the chick's dig scars & they have dinosaurs. Wish us luck
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3 years
Someone's stolen all the bus stop Signs from here to Exeter. For fucks sake. Where do these people get off?
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11 months
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2 years
Evening. Christmas innit.
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3 years
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11 months
Rex. In the words of Queen Judith of Chalmers, "Wish you were here." 💛💛💛
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3 years
I have no idea what Morrissey has on his toast but Johnny Marr might. #badjokethursday
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3 months
If "can't be arsed to walk" had a face...
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2 years
In honour of David Bowie I have eaten a whole tin of Heroes just in one day. #WednesdayWit
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2 years
My eldest. An honest, hardworking man. My best friend. A fantastic dad. A doting partner. This was unexpected. I got emotional. And boy do I have some embarrasing material for the speech.
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3 years
Colleagues or family finding you on Twitter. #AwfullyBritishScaryThings
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1 month
He's up and been enjoying a slow walk. He (we) thank you all for your kind messages and he hopes to be back to full buffoonery very soon. Happy Easter ya beauts. 💛
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1 month
Been a tough week. This big goon is struggling. He has a fever and his legs are going, It kills me to see him suffer. The vets have been brilliant and im hopeful he can be treated. Not ready to lose another clumsy, moulting, cheese stealing beast just yet so hang in there boy.
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3 years
Morning ☀️
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2 years
What did you get for Christmas McEnroe? "Lovehoney vouchers"
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2 years
Cat In A MAGA Hat #AddAWordRuinABook
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11 months
He's still popping up on my feed. Can now smile about the memories without tears... Mostly. You touched my heart then & you touched the world. Clever boy my custard mule. #BeMoreRex
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What a lovely gesture on Exmouth beach 👍🏻👌🏻🙏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ❤️
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2 months
Face of Angel. Attitude of Scrappy fucking Doo.
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3 years
My foot is four 5ths of a thumb!
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3 years
@hairiesthound How dairy!
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1 year
Farewell to the beautiful Gizzy. Passed away in her sleep. Rex's best friend & hot water bottle. Feeling very sad but so so grateful you spent 20 years pestering me. Always in front of the dogs when I was eating in case of scraps - there always was. Sleep well my little puma.
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3 years
Just had chinese. Banging it was. Went to open the prawn crackers. They were gone. Quick head count of dogs. Rex is also gone. Just found Rex under my bed with an empty prawn cracker bag. Is this sufficient evidence for a conviction?
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3 years
Filth!
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4 months
That white speck up there is Berry who wanted to be carried
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11 months
So many adventures. I was so lucky. Rex is forever. 💛
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8 months
Should I do my Victor Meldew impression? A. Don't. B. Leave it.
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3 months
Stabbed with a knitting needle? The killer seems to be following some sort of pattern. #deathinparadise
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2 years
Someone's just asked me if I would take on another dog, (its owner passed away today)..& try to find it a home but if I do that I'll get attached & have another dog. Now I'm thinking of the confused dog wondering where his mums gone. I'm getting another dog aren't I.
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2 years
I've just cried at the news. Hearing that poor little boy crying nobody loves me has broken me. Rest in peace little man.💔 #arthurlabinjohughes
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3 years
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3 years
So sad to Hear about Sean Lock. Such a funny guy. Genuinely gutted about this one.
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2 years
Serves you right you micro penis'd, gunwanking thunder bastard.
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Žanči al Franca? 🤔
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2 years
2021. Twas the year of Finn. Wishing you all an epic 2022.
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5 months
Brrr blimey. ❄️ It's motown outside. 3 degrees, 4 tops.
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3 years
My girlfriend keeps having nightmares about fruit machines. I'm very supportive. I wake her up with 3 nudges and then I hold her. #wednesdaywit
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6 months
I'm m having a big pang. Miss you my custard mule.
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3 years
Such a ballache having to reset the clocks in the morning.. #clocksgoback
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4 months
I thought Brewdog beer tasted like piss before it was popular.
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2 years
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2 years
Bath, bottle, sleep, repeat.
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10 months
Missing you an awful today boy. 🫤 To the utterly beautiful human on here who made me this arty thingy.. thank you again, 💛
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3 years
Current location. ☀️ I've just landed a new job. Today is a good day.
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2 years
I need a wee. My middle aged bladder wasn't prepared for this.
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1 year
@NoContextBrits It has 4 Michelin tyres
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7 months
I'm 2 in the morning lads. 🥳
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4 months
The best boy there ever was 💛
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3 months
Titter
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3 months
Massive pang. 5 years ago today. Still the answer to the age old question "ooosa good boy?"
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When I'm in the shop for 6 minutes but its been 42 dog minutes
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3 years
@MetroUK Andre is an excellent human
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6 months
Cow on the beach. Course there is.
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4 months
I'm through to the European finals of 'The flicking a ruler on the edge of a school desk championships.' It's being held in France. Dordogne.
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2 years
Evening Earthlings
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3 months
Just bought a bottle of H.P sauce. I'm paying 15p a month for 12 months.
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2 years
Dream big little man.
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2 years
Rough couple of days. Have a Finbo.
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3 years
Spotted a Salt Water Croc on Budleigh Salterton beach.
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McEnroe is now sepsis free and feeling much better. Still a way to go but fingers crossed, he'll be hunky dory soon. Berry thinks he was quite frankly a bit of a drama queen.
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3 years
Just taking a seaman sample. #Vigil
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