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Agent of karma

In the trenches
Joined August 2012
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Personally I’ll always choose a baddie over a basic hun. If a baddie breaks my heart I know people will understand. How would I explain a hun with a puff doing me dirty? 😭
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
Anyway at least I'm still not 30. Even next year I won't be 30.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
This hun made me straighten her hair for 30 minutes and yet she couldn’t even tag me? Women che smh
@matoka_krs
just_toks
2 years
Still the prize .
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
Some of you aren’t even toxic, you just have demons.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Picture ya madam pa story ati send 💀
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Emotional intelligence? Very very important
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
My girl paying for her own nails? Can’t allow that
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
9 months
Imagine you go to work and then they start making you do this
@PhyzixMw
Phyzix™
9 months
Work hard, play hard. The vibes are always high and positive this side! #PrivateBanking #YourCaringBank
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
You are in her DMs and she’s changing my tyre. We are not the same bro.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
TT ❤️
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
If you're chowing other ohn's guzas just know that even you they are chowing for you. And even if you're not chowing other ohn's guzas, still more you they are chowing for you.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
6 years
Dizmo > Brizzo
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
Otherwise true love is from your parents. Focus on yourself.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
8 months
Don Moen ku Coachella
@StanbicBankZM
Stanbic Bank Zambia
8 months
The African Eagle aka Pompi will grace the Stanbic Music Fest Friday, 13th October stage! Come and groove to Pole Pole to Giant Killer! #SMF2023 #StanbicDoesMusic #Pompi #ZambianMusic #LivePerformance #LocalTalent
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
People in banks always have fancy titles. "Private Executive Sales Banker" but ninshi your net is K1,500 smh
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
What's the number for Leopard's Hill?
@Chatnovski
Chaté 🐐
4 years
Call your fathers. Don’t just post them 😂
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
The only man that’s allowed to wear jean shorts is John Cena
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Homeboy's maid deep fried fish in olive oil 😭
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Breaking news my niggas. If your lawyer girlfriend is going to Livingstone, best believe she’s fucking some niggas at that law firm. She’s fucking somebody at that law firm if she’s at the AGM.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
So you mean Jet Li isn't his real name?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Send your employees home, not this nonsense
@SafeStepsZambia
Safe Steps Road Safety Zambia
4 years
Trying to keep our spirits up during these nerve wracking times with our own attempt at the #SomethingNewChallenge fun was had 😁 #TeamPruZambia
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Your boyfriend tried to cheat on you and got curved
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Trapping is a habit 💀
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Okay but some maids perform 💀
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Remember to always be selfish. Always choose yourself because no one else will.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
9 months
I just know doctors and nurses are about to rock the hell out of these
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
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Nike “Calm Mule” (2023)
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
11 months
Imwe Blu Ivy doesn’t go to school?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
What the world needs right now is another SAINt JHN album
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
By this time next year, I’ll have at least 3 new sources of income. Significant income. I’m putting this out into the universe and it’s going to happen.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
The whole Kitwe pronounces Edinburgh wrong
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
She blocked me everywhere so I sent her an email 😤
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
If you’re in a relationship or if you plan on ever being in one, you can’t laugh at anyone being cheated on.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
9 months
I can't even hate on this because I know I'm not humble enough to not do something like this. It's just money that I don't have .
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 months
You mean this isn’t fried tute?
@Simplyy_Wika
WixBix
4 months
The churros I got from @NandosZambia Ibex Hill eyaaaa! Aren’t these things supposed to soft? I had some from East Park sometime back that were definitely good.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Sneaky link long distance? Hmmm 💀
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
This guy looks like Mainga Sanderson
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
5 months
The bouquet:
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@ZamundaWarrior
🇨🇩.
5 months
Guys kindly refer me to any florist in Mufulira I’ll be grateful, don’t air me pls. Kindly RT🙏🏾
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Otherwise, being in a relationship is nice
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
I wanted to wash the curtains today but then I realized that my maid has not once come to my office to write reports on my behalf
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
One sorry and he can hit again
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
6 months
Dacapo has started giving degrees now?
@andyzee2
Average Daddy
6 months
Degrees added to the weather 🎓
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
9 months
I thank God for the personality he gave me because I can literally hold a conversation with anyone
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
Don’t overthink dating and relationships. Just be with whoever makes you happy.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
You’re not a hoe, you just have a big heart.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
The red flags you ignore in the talking stage are going to the reason you break up
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
A Kitwe ohn will punch you first and then tell you “nala kuchena mwaiche”
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
And yet your mother still couldn't calculate her period and safe days to save us from dealing with your bitch ass.
@juniorwiseboy69
Akili ni Mali
4 years
For a gender that’s always calculating their period days why were y’all so bad at math in high school and uni ?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
If you actually decide to go to church then you're an idiot
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
Fake eyelashes really are a game changer
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Okay but people in relationships are irritating please
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
"So what if I kissed you last night aii? 🙈"
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
How's your Monday going peasants?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
The cheating I witnessed this weekend? You people in Lusaka don’t play nicely.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
I want to believe that money can't buy happiness. But then again why is it that I'm only sad when I'm broke?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
11 months
For you > following
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
5 months
Bring the house party era back please
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Don’t invite me to a chill, I’m sad and I’ll come cry for you.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Why is toxic love always accompanied with lit sex?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
More gifts 🥺
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 months
Women's houses be so cute. I now see where they take the money they don't contribute on bills.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Jäegermeister is basically cough syrup right? 🤔
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
10 days
These IG pages with their client cams. Like you want the whole world to know that I bought fake shoes? Tsk
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
Am I the only one with an irritating girlfriend or they all take a course?
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
I feel like Twitter is where a bunch of depressed people come to chat nonsense so they can stay sane.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
Imma need AKA to post something real quick
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Peep the drip! Hide your girls. Nah I'm leaving Kitwe 💀
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Stop dating for love and start dating for convenience. Thank me later.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Is there piece work at your place?
@LebanahK
MsHoney•Bey🫦
4 years
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Why do fat nigga’s buttcracks always show? 😂
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
My girlfriend? Top tier
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
The most sauceless thing you can do in a relationship is beg your partner to block someone
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
When women say, “don’t be mad when I pull a you on you” be very afraid my nigga
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
A friend of an opp is an opp. Never forget.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 months
I genuinely hate being single but at least I don't have to apologize for going to bed early and I don't have to lie about going out.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Always go where you are appreciated. Never force things.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
This man is prettier than some of your girlfriends
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Lol well she's not a peasant, money doesn't move her.
@sparkling_tash5
Avatar Sparkle⬇️✨
4 years
Your friends send money with apologies references
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@Niiyemo_
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3 years
Learn to take your Ls gracefully and heal.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Black tax is killing the youth
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
7 months
POV: I’m your husband
@jacobmc_18
jacob
7 months
pov: i’m your husband
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
2 years
Having to be a functioning member of society when you’re experiencing depression and/or anxiety is wild. Bottom tier shit.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Dating a young hun must be exhausting. Conversations up to 1AM? Teti
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Android on an Infinix or a Tecno is wild. You could be in the middle of typing a text and suddenly you have to watch an ad before you can continue 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
4 years
Beat your meat and then decide if you really want to see her, young king.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
5 months
Abweze PS5
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
9 months
You mean when Yo Maps said “wiggle that boot” he meant wiggle that BOOTY? 😭
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
1 year
It’s okay, we won’t be home anyway
@Mwebantu
Mwebantu
1 year
#TRENDING JUST IN: Load shedding is set to start on Friday, 15th December, 2022 for six hours, ati, due to the reduction in water levels ku Kariba Dam. #Zambia
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
In this life my friend, just worry about yourself.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
The fact that your partner could be fully committed to you and yet still find other people attractive doesn’t sit well with me.
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 years
The universe is so funny. You judge something so passionately and watch yourself slowly turn into it 😔
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
6 months
I’m thinking of quitting groove altogether because the post grove depression isn’t worth it anymore
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
18 days
I don't understand why employers don't give their employees a day off on their birthday
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@Niiyemo_
Niiyemo
3 months
Okay but I'll never ever forgive this guy
@wati___
Wadiba
11 months
@Niiyemo_ @linnnbabyyy School so that she can be a secretary like you?
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