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@sparkling_tash5

10 months

I’m a firm believer in “if they wanted to they would have.” Because when I want to, I do.

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

“Wearing clothes exposing your skin is not part of our culture, western culture is destroying us” Fyoto fyoto! Our culture:

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

Use a picture already saved in your gallery to explain how you are doing mentally rn.

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

Being busy will teach you that your phone battery health is just okay

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

The Uterus when you don’t give it a fertilized egg:

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

Quote with a cute 4 seconds video of you 🥺

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

I’ve got an Uncle who went to jail for defilement, except it wasn’t defilement The girl was 19 and his GF but when he stopped giving her money her mother told her to report him for defilement She was tiny & they faked her age, The year was 2005. My uncle got arrested & stayed in

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

In my soft and happy girl era✨💕

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@EtuboDragon

1 year

Quote this Tweet with your fav pic so far in 2023 🤲🏾

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

A munch

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@sparkling_tash5

5 years

The hardest part about texting a non Zambian is not being able to throw in words like; Iyee Awe sure Bapuba Ala nafa Kuti uko Icho Zoona Iyayi daddy Noti ifyo Utunensu Pang'ono che Ngebele ghaaaad Wanya iwe

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@sparkling_tash5

5 months

Notice: This is the last trivia of the year, we are closing down for industrial break. Thank you for engaging 🫶🏽🩵

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@sparkling_tash5

10 months

Ma chips

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

10 months

Brazil has football Germany has cars America has guns Your country has?

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@sparkling_tash5

6 months

Explaining twitter gist to someone not on twitter is hard, they just won’t get it 🤣

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

That transition from an A+ student to I just want to clear because you’re no longer a gifted child but a tired and stressed adult 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

A Lusaka ohn is a sneaky ohn but a Lusaka ohn who lives in Chalala, fear him.

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Evolving from key board warrior to street warrior #IDeserveToBeHeard #ENDSGVZambia #WomensMarchZambia

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

Zambia’s tourism in the Lower Zambezi is tailored to cater more to international tourists than local ones. As a local, you have to earn above average to afford it & I think that’s just so sad; to live in a country with so much beauty and not be able to experience it.

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

We used to go to Internet cafés to read our emails😭

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Me showing up to the family event after beating the pregnancy allegations again:

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

I’m not going to vote because I don’t know whom to vote for

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Imwe you guys😍❤️💃🏾 I got the Job; hear this, not a job, THE JOB 🙌🏾 ain’t God Good😭🙌🏾

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

This year I haven’t had a single job but I haven’t lacked anything I need, Jehovah Jireh has come through for me at every turn and am really learning to trust the process 🙌🏾😇 #grateful

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

It's my Name Day 🎉

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

I wrote an official letter today and signed it with my name, position, company email and work phone 😫 I still can’t believe I got this job, God is faithful 🙌🏾

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Barbra Banda is the reason why the Kwacha has Appreciated❤️❤️

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

@ImMeme0 hurling insults at someone for simply existing and being different is so weird, you don’t see queer people hailing hateful speech at cishet people

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

Why is it so hard for Zambians to understand that getting married and having children is not everyone’s aspiration in life?

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Men in Chingola wear safety boots 🥾 🥾everywhere 😭😂 to work, to church, for chills, everywhere. Imagine you’re in 7 inch heels and a bandage dress for your date and your mans shows up in safety boots😭

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

Zambians have a long way to go when it comes to taking Mental health issues seriously. One time I confided in someone that I was going through a depressive episode and they looked at me and said you can’t be depressed, you have a Degree.

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

The Toxic Christianity in Zambia needs to be addressed

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@sparkling_tash5

5 years

I just paid my first rent, guys I got me a crib😍😍😊😍🤗🤗

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@sparkling_tash5

3 months

What if you find better? A better job, a better partner, a better business, a better house, a better hair dresser, better friends; everything better? Stop being so afraid of change.

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@sparkling_tash5

5 years

Ya be wearing your wedding gown and tweeting about your eyes and people think they know us from our tweets😂😂😂💃💃💃💃 Well played Cleo🙌

Frozie-Froze 🥶💎👑

@Cleo_icequeen

5 years

#Cleo Ice Queen What’s that thing they say about the eyes?

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Bushe what type of vaginas are you people used to seeing that you always get shocked when you a see a clean one?🤔

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Utunensu with dicks who can pee without exposing the entire butt to the cold 😏

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Okay Vampire Diaries and Originals set the bar too high for Vampire shows, the other vampire shows are always subpar.

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

Come we watch a movie = 👉🏾👌🏾 Come eat I cooked for you =👉🏾👌🏾 Come and visit me some =👉🏾👌🏾 I will send you transport =👉🏾👌🏾 I will come & pick you up =👉🏾👌🏾 Come know where I stay = 👉🏾👌🏾 Come over =👉🏾👌🏾

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Zambia’s Certified Lover Boy, mans eaten 7 chilanga mulilo’s

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

The plains of Luapula😍💃🏾❤️ Endless sea of grass and clear skies

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@sparkling_tash5

5 months

Chitani delete Ma failed talking stage numbers, nothing is going to happen 🤣

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

When someone tells you they are not in the right mental space for something, respect that.

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

Mwachitako na divorce because going to jail at 73 for murdering your spouse is crazy business

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4 months

Former Lieutenant General Shikapwasha's wife arrested and charged for murdering him -

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

@DominicMboo_ #Zambianwomen

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@sparkling_tash5

11 months

engemma8

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11 months

Define beautiful 😍

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

+1🥳 today 05/01/2024

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

In case you missed it

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

My head has failed to move on from Big Bite Two K24 to K43 Shawarma K10 to K25 Large Pizza K70 to K125 I get surprised everytime 🤣🤣

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@sparkling_tash5

9 months

Flat tummy panse

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

You had two chances to spell sugar right 💀

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@WaluuK

2 years

"my suger daddy this, my suger daddy that" na wig yefuso?? Yall out here wasting sin ehh 😩🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

Chica🙂

@Makhanyiisa

4 months

People with beautiful teeth and smiles🥺>>>

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

In an ideal society, people who work 8 hour job shifts with specialized skills shouldn’t be needing to sale things as a side hustle in order to make ends meet, they should be getting paid enough to live comfortably.

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

😂 Ku Chingola nako

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@sparkling_tash5

3 months

The commentator sounds condescending towards us? Or tili che sensitive

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Bana chimbusa’s will advise you to dump your single friends after they help with your wedding because “they will be a bad influence to you” The goal of that advice is to alienate you so that in case you become a victim of abuse, you’ll have no one to turn but your abuser.

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

These heartbreak stories have reminded of a time I went jogging at 20hrs from UNZA Ridgeway Campus to Woodlands Crossroad Mall and back while crying 😂🤣 umutima ulakalipa guys 💔

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@sparkling_tash5

6 months

The flag The face

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@TGM_007

6 months

the flag/the face: 🇿🇲 edition let's have it.

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

@pxpimus Personally I’m tired of seeing this tweet every month

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@sparkling_tash5

8 months

I love Gen Z🤣🤣

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8 months

The girl that went to watch The Nun 2 dressed as The Nun has killed me 🤣😂 esp the video that her Yango driver made lmaoooo

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@sparkling_tash5

4 years

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Amwa Amwa who? Amwa peeling 😂 #Zedtwitter

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

I usually carry a spare pad in my bag even when I’m not on my period or expecting it. I’ve helped out a few women so far who got caught unawares by their period. I encourage this practice sistas.

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

My Nephew made the cutest Cop for careers day🥺

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@sparkling_tash5

8 months

Women must learn to live alone for a while before getting married, it’s not healthy to move from your parents house straight into your husbands house. You should spend some time being your own person. Not as someone’s daughter or someone’s wife, just someone.

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@sparkling_tash5

2 months

It’s giving Commander Sparkle ✨ #KopalaHun

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

You see a woman post about getting breast reduction surgery and you comment that it’s a shame because you like them bigger? So a random woman you don’t know shouldn’t do what she wants with her body because of your preference ba Banda?

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

In the same 24 hours I must sleep, eat, bath, work for 8+ hrs, study for school, talk to my partner & bestfriend, read a book, watch a tv show, exercise, check on my family, listen to music, scroll my social media, rest, takecare of mental health, clean my house & try not to die

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Keep pushing guys, it’s almost 17:00hrs

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

If he says Foundations 🚩 Make ups 🚩

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@travour_chaka

3 years

Never trust a woman who applies foundations on her face

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@sparkling_tash5

9 months

Ku Kopala each town has a type of preferred car used for public transportation: Ndola drives Spacio and Funcargo Kitwe drives Noah and Vitz Chingola drives old Corolla People in Kalulushi & Mufulira just walk😂

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Ama 2K just told me he likes me bc he likes older women. When did I become older women? 😳 I’m a last born ine😢

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@sparkling_tash5

10 months

The Falcon arriving in Kitwe to fight Jerabos

𝔻𝕣𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕒

@Electric_Dre

10 months

Imagine we had Superheroes in Zambia

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@sparkling_tash5

9 months

Receiving that AIRTEL Congratulations you have just sent money message

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Another complete revolution around the sun 🥳

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@sparkling_tash5

4 months

It’s not you, it’s me. You deserve better

Mia Mottley STAN ACC

@natty_C12

4 months

😂😂😂 We are a traumatized nation that gets our therapy from our humor 😂😂

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

The Part of Luapula they don’t show you

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Zambians preparing for work after 6 days holiday

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@sparkling_tash5

3 months

35 degrees Celsius outside. Me:

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

The vagina gets back to normal 6-8 weeks after pushing through a 35cm girth baby and then you ba John you think your 4cm girth penis has got power to permanently stretch one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

A picture of you being totally carefree

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2 years

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

Aside from the incest, it just felt all wrong

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1 year

whats a ship that pissed you off really badly , im curious to know

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

Something about little black dresses

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@sparkling_tash5

5 years

How do Zambians suddenly became allergic to tap water when they start having some money?🤔

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Spoken like defender of the Patriarchy who is befitting from Feminism: - Everything else must be modern but the women should stick to the traditional family values - Sexual decadence but you’re enjoying sex while being unmarried Mr traditional values? - Mansplaining womanhood

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@sparkling_tash5

2 months

You’re worried about the wrong things chief

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2 months

67,000 divorces in two years worry HH -

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

The A in April stands for Abundance, May you have an abundance of all that your heart desires. #HappyNewMonth

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@sparkling_tash5

6 months

I take pictures in repeat outfits and post them because I’m a real human being who repeats clothes and also happens to like taking pictures. How do other people have a problem with that?

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

You just breathe near a Shoprite door and a K400 gets deducted from your account😫

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

I’m visiting family and they take Christmas very serious over here💀

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@sparkling_tash5

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One time a relative visited me for a day on a weekend. I decided to take them to Nandos for a meal, I even bought extra sides for them. When we got home ati ntekelapo akabwali 😭

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@sparkling_tash5

2 months

The bourgeoisie reading our proletariat tweets about where to find them

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

People are sexually-liberated in Gaborone, no need to beat about the bush, someone will just walk up to you and tell you they find you attractive and if you would fancy sex with them sometime would you call them on +276..... nomba kuno they lie Ati they love you 😅

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

For my 10 regular mutuals

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

So we used to call menstruation attending?😭 who even came up with that? Am attending 💀 attending what? Wtf😂

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

The average net pay salary for civil servants in Zambia is K5,000. The cost of living is significantly higher than that income making many too poor to spend K1000 on a movie ticket. If you can afford it good but let those who can’t complain without laughing at their poverty.

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

If everyone is getting 10/10, who is picking the wrong options?

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@sparkling_tash5

2 years

Your partner thinks the bladder is the organ that makes urine 🥲

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@sparkling_tash5

3 years

My last K100 lasts longer than my last K1000

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@sparkling_tash5

1 year

When you have a venue but no events

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@sparkling_tash5

3 months

Was on the bus one time and when the conductor gave me change, I said thank you and he went like “aah sister mwalikula bwino mule landa thank you impiya yenu”

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3 years

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t know the person who stays at D14 Wusakile. Shem

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