FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳 @NihalchandJJain Twitter profile

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

2 years

Happy to share this wonderful news with my Twitter family. Starting a new phase of my life today. Engaged to Dr. Ashlesha Kothari.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Planning to release all my GST recording on my YouTube channel. Is this a Good idea ?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Tell me a BIGGER LIE than "CAs are PARTNERS in nation building"

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

I just denied generating a UDIN today. The person was like, it is a 44AD case, what will you lose ? I replied, my dignity.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

How many of my CA Friends are working today to complete the TAR?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

The ICAI @theicai chooses to remain silent even after tweets by multiple MPs. Day before I was amused, today I am disappointed. MY Institute has let me down.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Do you want to receive regular GST updates from me ?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Current status of the portals having a deadline of 31/07/2022. IT Portal - Down TRACES - Down AIS/TIS - Down How should one file it's ITR?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

4 months

Congratulations on your Grand Opening wifey Dr. Ashlesha 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Welcome Activa 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

It excites me to share the news with all of you. In a dream come true, today, I had the opportunity to train the officers of the GST Department on how to conduct GST Audit. Thank you Shravan Sir.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear Students, If anyone of you wants to learn GST from me, please feel free to approach. I would be really happy to teach!!!!!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia The speed of the portal was wonderful yesterday and today. Thank you, Tax Professional!!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

I had to cancel my date yesterday because of due dates.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Presenting before you all is another "small battle" of life which turned out in my favour. My history with a top consulting firm can be summarised as under: 2017: REJECTED 2018: REJECTED 2019: REJECTED 2020: REJECTED 2021: REJECTED 2022: Called as a "Speaker" to the organisation

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Today, I feel delighted and extremely happy to share with all of you that I had the privilege to guide the Audit officers as well as the Senior Audit Officers of the CAG (Comptroller and Auditor General of India) on the Audit, Assessments and other aspects of the GST law.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Last moment clients are like: Client: Nihal, you didn't call. Me: I did, you didn't pick. Client: Dobara kar lete. Me: 3 baar Kiya. Client: Late fee nahi bharni. Me: Woh toh lagegi. Client: 31st hai na last date? Me: Haan, lekin kal Sunday hai. Client: Toh? Me: Meri chutti hai.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

How to achieve a new GST RECORD collection? DENY ITC TO EVERYONE.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

11 months

To my experience of filing ITR: In Over 90% of the cases, the figure of Shares and Mutual Funds as reported in AIS/TIS are INCORRECT.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

I am amazed at the silence of the @theicai even after being aware about all the portal related issues. I am amazed at the silence of the most of the "elected" members as well as the "outgoing" members who were very very active during the elections.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Expecting extremely high number of revision returns to be filed for FY 2020-2021 , AY 2021-2022

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia , The website is running very very very very very slow. Regards, Taxpayer.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

From what I understand from the latest ICAI Social Media Guidelines for its members is: Don't speak a word BAD about the Government or its Portal if you have the term "Chartered Accountant/CA" in suffix, prefix or bio.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Hi, I am sending a gift to everyone. Would you like to receive it?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Client - I need loan. CA - Please give me your data for preparation of Financial Statements Client - I don't have it. CA - I can't prepare them Client goes to bank, banker calls CA and says - You only have to prepare dummy FS and give me UDIN. CA - Phone rakh tu @#$%#~+|*@@&@&#$

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Frankly speaking, TIS/AIS needs a lot of improvement to be called a reliable document for ITR Filing and is incomplete for it to be even called a record. To my mind, it only has a persuasive value for at least this A.Y. Oly using #Extend_Due_Date_Immediately for a better reach!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

GST Ground Reality: No first level officer will ever consider your logical arguments.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Thank you VASAI BRANCH of WIRC of ICAI 😃

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

The whole of India is invited to attend the grandest wedding of all times. Please save the date and block your calendars.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

6 months ago, he refused to talk to me over the call. Yesterday, he openly called me as the "Future of the profession" Please do not ask me to name the person 🙏

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Cleared my Law Entrance Exam!!! Feeling so happy!!!! Yupieee!!!!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

7 days to 7 vows for 7 births.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Our office is closed today due to protests for Samed Shikar Ji 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #SaveGiriraj

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Professionals: Hi, we are open today for work. Portal: I am enjoying my weekend bro. Images complied from different Twitter handles. @CA_HarshilSHETH @TaxationUpdates @abhishekrajaram @AbhasHalakhandi @atulmodani @haldiaarpit

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia , I am unable to view Form 26AS of a few logins. What should I do, please guide me.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

8 months

In spite of being called the backbone of GST, INPUT TAX CREDIT (ITC) is the most poorly drafted provisions of the GST. Do you agree?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

In a generation of reading law on Google, I still love to read it on paper with my own markings. How many of my Twitter folks still read the law like this ? P.S. - These are my own markings for a better understanding.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

10 months

I didn't feel any connection in my CA Journey as shown in the story line of #HalfCA Will society accept me ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Ye kaun hai joh aaj bhi 3 saal ka ITR ek saath mein file karke de raha hai ???

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

If both the CENTRAL and STATE would be permitted to ISSUE NOTICES, what is the use of having a "Jurisdiction Office".?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Kitni baar bolu, harr ek CA sirf ITR nahi bharta..

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

The registration of your supplier was cancelled retrospectively, the proper officer will ask you the recipient to reverse your ITC. Be ready to fight such appeals. What sort of ease of doing business is this @FinMinIndia Source - Instruction No 2/2022-GST dated 22/3/22

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

The silence of an educated person does more harm than the speech of an uneducated person.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Let us remove CA Certification in Form GSTR 9C for the sake of ease of doing business. Let us do Quarterly Audits to curb leakages. Ease of doing business, you see.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

If someone doesn't appreciate your journey, it is your duty to make sure they don't be a part of your destination!!!!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia , Today, I am unable to download the full return for my logins. Can you please help me with the same?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Sorry girls, my heart is taken 💞

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dekh rahe ho Binod, Itna acha portal Dene ke baad bhi log time per return nahi bhar paa rahe hai. @akhilpachori @abhishekrajaram @CA_HarshilSHETH @ajayguptaSr @ca_avijit @atulmodani @SandeepDevidan

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Once upon a time, there was a concept of "SEAMLESS FLOW OF ITC".

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Happy Birthday Papa !!!!! With the blessings of my Parents, support of all the seniors and love of everyone, on the auspicious day of my Papa's birthday, I feel extremely delighted to share with all of you, some glimpses of my new office.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

6 months

Penalty of ₹. 56,00,952/- reduced to ₹. 20,000/-. To understand why and how, refer the below judgment. @GSTwithNihal #GSTwithNihal #GST #TAX #IDT

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia How is it that the portal is functioning in some parts of Mumbai but not functioning in some other parts of Mumbai. Please ask your team to look into this matter!!

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

It was this time "LAST MONTH" that our hands were tied together for the first time😍 We were set together to explore a "LIFETIME Adventure" together😉 I hope, I have irritated U to the core😝 I promise that I will keep irritating U more😜😜 1 month down, a lot many to come...

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

3 years

What is the similarity between a CA and a Husband? They both get blamed for everything. @abhishekrajaram @ajayguptaSr @SandeepDevidan @ca_avijit @GopalSonikaCT @dineshwadera @aarchanay @camanishbalani @CPC1955 @GSTwithNihal

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Loop of Extension: 1. Reliable sources get active 2. Demand for extension trends 3. FM goes missing 4. Fake Notification Trends 5. Ministry declines 6. Professionals give up on the hope 7. Ministry announces Extension

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 months

Brings back the unpleasant memories of 2017. The circle is: Come to an ICAI event. Insult the CAs. Repeat thy actions.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Question: Why do people take GST number ? Funniest answer received till date: TO CLAIM INPUT TAX CREDIT (ITC)

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

One of my dream would be coming true tomorrow, wish me luck 😀😀

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Your banker will get away with everything, you won't. Remember this the next time you sign a piece of paper for ₹. 500/-

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

6 months a #CAstudent replied. Image Courtesy - The respective handle.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

GENERALLY, under a law, you can only be punished for an offence made by you. GST is an exception to the GENERAL law. Here, you are punished for: 1. Your offence 2. Your Vendors offence 3. GSTNs offence

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Will be facing an official exam tomorrow for the first time after 7 years of passing out as a CA. Wish me luck @Twitter

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Happy to share with all of you that I am nominated as a Member of GST & Indirect Taxes Committee of WIRC of ICAI for the year 2023-24. Thank you @wirc_icai @arpitkabra25 @GSTwithNihal #gstwithnihal

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Happiness is seeing her smile ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Thank you @theicai for the new picture #NewProfilePic

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

We decided: Before the department sends them the message to file ITR, we would send them the message. Client sends the data. After 2 days, sir ITR hua kya ? Me: Site nahi chal rahi sir. Client: Toh aap kyu bol rahe the "Sooner the better" Me: Crying in the corner

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia , The website is not working properly. Can you please ask the development team to look into the matter?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Received this from the #WhatsApp University. #StockMarket #stockmarketcrash #WhatsAppforward

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Most welcome to all 🙃🙃

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

3 months

Passed Semester III of LLB 🥳🥳🥳 3 gone, 3 more to go

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 month

Hello, Happy sharing a news that today in one of my appeal matter, I have got relief to my client in which the supplier had filed returns late and PO had invoked 16(4) on the client. Argued by yours truly! @GSTwithNihal #gstwithnihal #gst #idt #ca #appeal

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

11 months

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia , In my area, the Income Tax Portal is down again. Can you please check with your developers whether it is working??

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

While travelling today, I was reading the GST Act, when the passenger on the next seat said, kuch aur mila nahi kya padne ke liye 😅😅😅 I literally laughed my heart out on it 🤣🤣🤣

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

It is a classic case of lack of ground reality when a packet of 250GMS is taxed but that of 25KG is not.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia I am unable to download the "ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" of ITR filed from today morning. Attached is the screenshot of the same.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Thank you for the QR Coded Visiting card Team.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

In case you are looking for an Articleship and are willing to work with me, please get in touch with me. You can simply drop a DM. The major area of exposure would be: 1. Goods and Services Tax (Registrations to Litigations to Research Work) Location - Mumbai, Maharashtra

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

8 months

The new set up looks something like this 😃😃😃😃😃

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Ground Reality of GST Audit: The officer who was working on Service Tax till 2021 will now be doing GST Audit for the F.Y. 2017-2018. Would the officer be aware about the laws as existing in the said F.Y. ? If NO, they need to be trained & NOT BE TRAINED ON THE JOB. @cbic_india

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Taxpayer and tax professionals trying to work on GSTN and Income tax portal 😂😂😂😂

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Just because GST is based on self-assessment model, it doesn't imply that every mistake / error / omission is on account of fraud, etc.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

GST of 2017 was based on: 1. Seamless flow of credit 2. Matching concept GST of 2022 is based on: None of the above

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

3 years

The new income tax portal is up for maintenance once again. If anyone is able to login, please share the trick 🙏🙏 #IncomeTax #incometaxportal #NewPortal

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

6 months

From being no one to being the only 1️⃣, you have come a long way but hey the journey has just begun. Thank you for accepting my proposal and a continuing thank you for tolerating me. Happy Marriage Anniversary wifey.. may we be #blessed with every happiness that we both desire.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

"CA is incompetent" Site is slow CA is incompetent Site is down CA is incompetent 26AS not getting downloaded CA is incompetent AIS/TIS data is changing CA is incompetent Vendor has not deposited TDS CA is incompetent Hadd hai yaar!!!!! "CA is incompetent"

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

GST Site is again on the Ventilator! Please pray for its speedy recovery.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

This morning, my wife had applied some beauty treatment on her hair, the smell of which I didn't like. When she came near, I put a mask on my face. God knows what happened, she slapped me and walked out of the room. Tab se Ghar mein ekdum Shanti hai, what should I do?

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Celebrated my 30th Birthday with the blessings of my parents and love of my wife. P.C. - Dr. Ashlesha Jain

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

For some days, all CA / Tax Consultant groups should be named "Self Help Professionals group" for the way people are sharing different errors and getting instant solutions! amazing! Words of wisdom by @ca_shridhar Sir

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

3 years

When you finally receive the book you were waiting for. Thank you @abhishekrajaram Sir for the wonderful gift.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

With the most humble personality and the GOD of IDT - CA (Dr) Arpit Haldia Sir, Jodhpur @haldiaarpit

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

4 months

So so happy to have received this amazing booklet written by myself ☺️☺️☺️ @GSTwithNihal #gstwithnihal #gst #tax #idt

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

You are like the Question No. 1 to my CA Paper. Most difficult but compulsory 😉😉😉

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Romancing your partner in OYO rooms to get dearer. Plan your budget and your dates accordingly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

❤️

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

GST is such a simple law. You only need to forget what you learnt yesterday and the day after tomorrow.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Dear Friends, Please take very good care of your health. The pressure is a yearly affair but your health is a permanent affair. Yours only, CA Nihalchand J Jain.

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

2 years

Hello 👋 How Are You ? Just inquired for everyone health being in busy season time of last 3 days ? Please do take care of yourself. Thanks

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FCA Nihalchand J Jain 🇮🇳

@NihalchandJJain

1 year

Can someone please remove the Aunty from the background?

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