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Nick Colletti

@Nick_Colletti

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I'll have the shrimp cocktail hold the shrimp and the tail
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Dead skin is just human keef
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3 years
Rest in peace Adam Perkins. wow.
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@Nick_Colletti
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3 years
Just met this foreign fan
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@Nick_Colletti
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tf did u just say? Bro hold my warby parkers
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3 years
miss you Mac. 3 years today. wow.
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@Nick_Colletti
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tik tok boxer
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@Nick_Colletti
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If a mouse came up to you on crutches and in a little squeaky voice asked u to be his friend would you?
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I was sent here to do more than Suh Dude
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@Nick_Colletti
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2 years
James & the giant queef
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3 years
crows just be walkin around. u can fly bro
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@Nick_Colletti
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2 years
Was drinking a ton. havent drank since valentines day. not a drop. thank god. Self medicating was not the answer. Diet/exercise is. Anyone struggling... you got this!!!
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1 year
posted At my cousins house
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2 years
Lo-fi beats to smoke crack to
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@Nick_Colletti
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3 years
when i have a question about something i google it and learn as much as i can about it. right now im learning about celery
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@Nick_Colletti
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i wish more ppl were chill
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@Nick_Colletti
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The new me... meet Tristan ☺️
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@Nick_Colletti
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Sour queef & onion
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@Nick_Colletti
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Go easy on yourself today
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3 years
Cant wait for aliens to touch down tbh.... yall r doin 2 grav bongs and shotgunning 20 claws see how long u last here pussy
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@Nick_Colletti
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might cop. thoughts?
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@Nick_Colletti
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2 years
favorite part of ratatouille is when he turns the stove down with his feet
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Just said the F word a bunch of times!
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So sick i met him
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2 years
Call me fucking Yu-Gi-Oh cuz imma be dragon these white balls across your blue eyes
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1 year
to wish certain things didnt happen is to wish u arent who u are right now
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1 year
My cousin and I found 96 morels yesterday
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3 years
only way to wear @Crocs ... #genius
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3 years
peep the whippppppp
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@Nick_Colletti
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2 years
Another fucked up night...
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@Nick_Colletti
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its giving ingrown hair
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@Nick_Colletti
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2 years
It killed me to see my friends OD and i definitely was trying to numb that. U have to learn from it though and move on for the ones who can no longer fight. Be brave. I do this for all my friends who passed away from addiction. Mac, Peep.. the list goes on. Not a game. Real life
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just pulled
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The sun has begun to wake late. Fall has begunst its shift. I also smelled a spiced breeze this days past. -N
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3 years
I am David Spade
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Just said fuck 13 times in a row now im high
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the Sicilian grandpa starter pack
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Mars looks boring af
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Everyone deserves to feel good
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feeling pretty glonky
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3 years
my Lyft driver just farted... 🔥
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Things will get better if you want them to
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2 years
Nicky's delivery service 🥰
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Quite possibly the coolest gift ive gotten from a fan, thank you Mingus!!!!
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sweatpants r a hoodie for ur legs
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Shit gets done at Panera
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Todos hablan 🥱
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Got a meeting at 1 then gonna watch Elf.
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Lets bring back the starter pack meme
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3 words. Ed. Hardy.
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the world is in such a hurry. Try taking a long walk very slowly. It will be uncomfortable, but you will get used to it. really observe your surroundings. Listen to the wind. or the silence. for my fellow adhd people. or anyone. Try it. You will catch yourself trying to speed up.
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Life is a collection of magical moments. i implore you to savor each one
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I bet the first person who breathed was like yoooooooooooooo 😂
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2 years
Definitely been focusing on myself cuz i was in a tough spot. would much rather be here alive. Thanks for being patient with me.. Lots of new things on the way.... :)
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Idk if u knew this but theres a party on the roof top top of the world
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Is this rizz
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Hi :)
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Sauce!!!
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She a apple genius but for 🅿️ she turn 🅿️enius
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woke up last night at 2:26am ate a slice of bread with cheese on it (cold) then went back to bed. slept for 10 hours
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Would u let this man cook for you
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Vibes
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My internet is down and i cant watch Shrek 2. day ruined. #badday
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shorty got a fatty but she aint a baddie
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who is this
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u dont think farts r funny 😬 yikes
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a great movie that I can't stop watching
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and honestly if i read this a year ago id tell myself to fuck off. be patient with yourself. you are not the person youve become through your vices, so stop identifying with them. you are a warrior.
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day 3 of no kush. feeling odd
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Yugioh
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Miso soup
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My cousin's cat Grim
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Once i was seven years old...
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If u got flushable wipes we cool
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we take pre sliced bread for granted af
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