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Albuquerque, NM
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Big ups to one of the most violent cities in America having one of the most peaceful #BlackLivesMatter protests and the police giving an escort rather than shutting it down. #Albuquerque
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@Nastynateharris
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6 years
Just saw that Jose Cuervo’s new slogan is ‘tomorrow is overrated’. I like that all other alcohol companies preach responsible drinking but Jose just says, “Fuck it, you should probably just die tonight.”
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
My man @CarlosCondit killed it at @SUG_Grappling ! Heel hook win in under 60 seconds. #10thPlanetAlbuquerque
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@Nastynateharris
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5 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
@themeredith I’d trust the guy who sees it in person.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
2 years
If we get live action #HeraSyndulla in #Ahsoka (or anywhere), my fan casting is @BryceDHoward . She’s killing it directing the Star Wars episodes and would be an amazing Hera. @starwars @rosariodawson @Jon_Favreau
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@Nastynateharris
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6 years
@conville_savage Yeah, it’s definitely not. It’s 100% ‘hard as hell’
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
WAR @carloscondit ! #ufc #fightisland @ Dark Haven Studio
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
@KirillWasHere I kinda feel like that's cheating. It's just between the cheeks, it's not actually in the hole.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
If you’re scared to publicly speak out against racism because you’re worried it might hurt your brand, you’re fucking whack and your priorities are all fucked up. Weak.
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@Nastynateharris
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4 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
I’m a straight white man in America. I’ll be fine regardless of the outcome of this election. I’m not voting for me. I’m voting for all the people whose lives will very much be impacted by the outcome. Because I subscribe to the crazy idea that we should care about each other.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
"If you tell a stripper you're broke and she still sticks around, you can for sure wrangle a hand job for free. Pro tip." - @TaitFletcher
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
9 years
The newest episode of #PirateLife with @taitfletcher featuring @jodieesquibel is uploading now! #iTunes
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
Before you watch @Cowboycerrone become the new #UFC champ, listen to him on #PirateLifeRadio with @TaitFletcher !
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
2 years
@highimjetta The comments on the KOAT Facebook post from the anti weed people are hilarious.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
Maybe the most important travel essentials. #PirateLife #cavemancoffee @cavemancoffeeco
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
5 years
@harriet1marsden @Nicole_Cliffe I think you probably wouldn’t have to....
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
#ArmyOfTheDead is out in theaters now! Go see it!
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
This has always been one of my favorite things at @UndisputedFit . @TaitFletcher @CarlosCondit @KeithJardine205
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
The newest episode of @pirateliferadio with @taitfletcher ft @michaelbledsoe is uploading now! #PirateLife
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
6 years
My man @Garry_Tonon ain’t fuckin’ around. Repost because_jitsu
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Every single time someone finds out I do Jiu Jitsu and says, “Oh, I’m not gonna fight you then.”, I reply. “Were you going to otherwise? Seems unnecessary.”
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
If you use Jiu Jitsu to be a predator in the world, you’re the scummiest of people and deserve every bad thing that ever happens to you.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
I don’t usually like to talk like this but…… you ever take a poop so painful, you had to get naked and rock to and fro? Needless to say, my schedule got cleared for the rest of the night and I’m ordering in some pepto.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
2 years
@HSN_MSTFA14 @jessestruggle @BetteMidler You just described what’s already happening with religion. Religion is responsible for so much more evil than the absence of religion is.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
I’m in the #1 movie on Netflix right now so that’s pretty cool. #ArmyOfTheDead
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
The way to start your Sunday off right. #PirateLife @CavemanCoffeeCo
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Well my school got a little shout out from @Jon_Anik during a @ufc PPV. That was dope. @10pabq
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
5 years
Last night I had the privilege of promoting three more students to blue belt at @10pabq . I can’t say enough good things about these guys. @KeithKeith6944 is one of the most dedicated guys…
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
6 years
I have a steadfast rule in my life that I only do things I have fun doing. That’s not to say I don’t take things seriously and am not serious about doing things well. I don’t know who came up with the idea that laughing while doing something means you’re not taking it...
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
If you’d like an update on my mental health, I’m currently sitting in a Buffalo Wild Wings in sweat pants. That should tell you all you need to know.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Stripper: “do you guys come here a lot?” *DJ walks by and we exchange big hugs Me: “a little.”
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
So society is collapsing and our leader has to be on a ventilator? I feel like I know where this is going.....
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@Nastynateharris
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8 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
10 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
5 years
If you’re offended by the race or gender of a protagonist in a movie or think it’s part of some agenda, you’re super dumb.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Why the fuck is @stephenasmith still allowed to voice opinions about mma? SHUT 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 FUCK 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 IGNORANT 👏🏻 ASS 👏🏻
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
This week’s Nasty and the Baby with @themeredith is up! @gbabyisnotfunny
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
@tatianaufc I agree if anything that it should’ve been stopped way sooner. But after 14 and a half minutes, 27 seconds isn’t going to do much difference.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
2 years
A few months shy of 14 years dedicated to #JiuJitsu . Proud to be #10thPlanet ’s newest #BlackBelt
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
10 years
New ep of #piratelife w/ @TaitimusMaximus is uploading now! Featuring @eddiebravo . Check it! #10thplanetjiujitsu
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
I really wanna see #CliveOwen in the MCU and think he’d be a great #Magneto . @Kevfeige @MarvelStudios
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
❤️❤️❤️❤️ @gbabyisnotfunny
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
Did anybody else watch #TheForceAwakens and get the urge to go watch everything @daisyridley has ever been in?
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
So according to the CDC, New Mexico has some of the least amount of cases in the country, yet we’re still one of the only states not opening things. We’re 1 of 2 states still without theaters. @GovMLG what’s your logic? Why do you hate us?
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
7 years
Hearing the news that Lil Peep died was the first time I’d ever heard of the name Lil Peep.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
The REAL Biden / Harris party is going to the strip club with me and Hunter. That’s a vote you don’t have to feel bad about.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Sometimes I wonder if there are any other straight men in their mid 30’s that finish teaching people how to fight then promptly get in their car and very loudly sing along to @Madonna
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Blows my mind that with @kanyewest everyone did the right thing and laughed at him for running but @realDonaldTrump actually got to be President for 4 years. The idea of those two presidencies are not that different to me. America’s weird.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Got a new car, new girlfriend, and new cat all in two weeks.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
I feel like a lot of you motherfuckers rooted for the empire when watching Star Wars.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
@themeredith Get 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 dick 👏🏻 girl 👏🏻 #gtd
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
One of the hardest things about dating in New Mexico is finding someone who doesn’t like fucking hiking.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
9 years
Newest episode of #PirateLifeRadio with @TaitFletcher featuring @DuaneFinleyMMA is uploading now!
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
The nightlight in our Airbnb bathroom makes for some 🔥 selfies.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
I grew up in a world of cowboys who are arguably the most stoic men on earth. The most annoying thing about the fight game is learning that combat athletes are so sensitive, in their feels, whining and crying 24 goddamn 7.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
9 years
The newest episode of #PirateLife with @TaitFletcher featuring @JohnDodsonMMA is uploading now!
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
7 years
Hey #Albuquerque peeps, if you're interested in Jiu Jitsu private lessons with a 10th Planet brown belt I have availabilities during the day
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Me rolling with an injury: “Don’t worry about it, my man, you just roll. I’ll protect myself. It’s all good.” Me rolling with a fresh tattoo: “YO! WATCH THE FUCKING TATTOO, DICKHEAD.”
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been beat up by two people in @themandalorian now- @kateesackhoff (in Longmire) and @TaitFletcher (in real life). 😎 #ThisIsTheWay
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
At this rate, 6 months after the last covid case in the world is cured and everyone outside New Mexico has gone back to living a normal life, @GovMLG will say, "Ok guys, things are looking good. In 3 months, we should be able to allow patio seating again."
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
7 years
If you get offended or hurt feelings by anything you see on the Internet/tv (that's not said directly to you), your life is gonna be rough
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
I remember in high school whenever anyone would ask our history teacher the time, he’d yell back, “Time? TIME? Time is an arbitrary invention of the suits!” We all always had a good laugh. Then he got fired for hitting a kid.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
So all of you posting about the pedophile rings plan on bringing down the catholic church too, right? Cuz we’ve KNOWN they’re the biggest offenders for decades. That’s not a conspiracy.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
If you complain about people being mean to you on the internet but haven’t even blocked them, just admit that you enjoy the conflict and love being dramatic. So silly.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Just got my second negative #covid test after a 2 week quarantine with a covid positive roommate so if the scientists need to use my blood for the vaccine, I’m happy to sell some to them for an exorbitant amount of money.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Everyone please text (702) 583-1215 all the dick pics you can find/take. This dude thinks it’s cool to force women to watch him jerking off.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
9 years
New episode of #PirateLife with @taitfletcher featuring artist @PennyProject is live! You can listen…
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
5 years
@Garry_Tonon Devil’s advocate- 70 billion is still more than Bezos could ever spend in his lifetime. Plus amazon is going to make him more and more and more. On principle, I agree with you and think marriage is dumb. But also, I think he’s gonna be ok.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
FOR REAL.
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nesrin danan
3 years
so annoying having friends with real jobs what do you mean you’re busy at 2pm on a monday :/ i wanna hang :/
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
How many black and brown belts does it take to tap @travisnewaza ? @curtishembroff @boogeyman_tfs
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
Holy shit, PLEASE give @Jon_Favreau and @dave_filoni a #StarWars trilogy!
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
BJJ people: this week or two quarantine is a great opportunity for you to read one of John Danaher’s Instagram captions.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
1 year
I haven’t been myself for a couple years. I started to feel like myself today. Excited to go into the new year with the right people around me.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
4 years
You shouldn’t be allowed to run for president if you’re over 60. Why do we want out of touch, senile geriatrics leading our country?
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Man, real bummed that the @ufc is starting to have fans in the stands again. Not having the dumb people yelling stupid shit and booing made watching the fights a million times better.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Got Dr Obi Wan a little sister yesterday.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
8 years
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
2 years
Wow, @SheHulkOfficial finale was off the rails. Can honestly say I did not expect anything that happened. Wild. We’re truly in a golden age of geek content.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Yesterday I promised my therapist I’d go out into nature more so tomorrow I’m going to the Grand Canyon.
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@Nastynateharris
Nate Harris
3 years
Just sayin, if I were Tony Stark or T’Challa, my avenger friends would never have to ask for money. There would be regular Avenger meetings where I ask, “How is everyone? Anyone need anything?” They would never need a credit check for anything.
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