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Conservative opinions, curated by @Not_the_bee

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The eclipse has already passed through Texas and it was glorious!
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@JoelWBerry @disclosetv Exactly. This is just the visual representation of the way they manipulate everything we see
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On National Girls and Women in Sports Day, let's celebrate achievements on the basis of sex, not gender identity A Take by Riley Gaines
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BREAKING: Biden declares state of emergency over at the infamous Mexico/Israel border, gives credit to himself.
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Here’s a hot take for you: Don’t be racist. Hire the best person for the job, period.
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Be like Ted: More lawmakers should follow Cruz’s lead and call out new NPR chief’s war on the 1st Amendment
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Isn’t this the part of Star Wars where the opposing politicians are rounded up and imprisoned? I didn’t realize Luke was such a big Palpatine fan.
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Trump was impeached for much less, and January 6th was not nearly as treasonous
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Biden Admin admits it secretly flew 320,000 "asylum seekers" into US (in 2023 alone) to reduce numbers at the border
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Taylor Swift's latest album makes me wonder if she's signed Satan as her chief lyricist
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@JeromeAdamsMD Nobody is triggered by you wearing a mask. We just think you're a virtue signaling weirdo (which you are).
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I wouldn’t trust a well intentioned elderly man with a poor memory to water my plants, much less handle the nuclear football.
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
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There’s no shame in being a well-intended elderly man with a poor memory.
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This comparison of Trump and Biden is the worst LOTR illustration I've ever seen and this young captain of Gondor needs your help to prove it
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Harvard's Claudine Gay is now teaching an ethics course on research (for real). As a professor, I have thoughts on this historic level of academic irony.
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"So how did you get AIDS?" "My employer wouldn't publicly affirm my political beliefs"
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The playwright Victor I. Cazares is 3 months into a protest during which he refuses to take his daily HIV medicine until the Broadway theater he works for officially condemns Israel. He is willing to risk contracting AIDS for a ceasefire
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So a water slide exploded in Sweden this morning. Here’s my take: Water slides aren’t supposed to be able to explode. 🤯 🤔
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@ThomasWillett9 If transphobia means recognizing reality than we should all be a little more transphobic
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EXCLUSIVE: We've found Biden's "Dog Faced Pony Soldier"!
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This is what somebody says when they've been living in an actual echo chamber for the past 10 years and the gates of free speech are finally opened to reveal they're not nearly as popular as they thought.
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Mark Cuban
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Twitter has changed a lot. I can remember times a few years ago when I could post and expect responses from both sides of an issue leading to an interesting discussion. Now it's fun to post on @X just to show that I can't be intimidated by mobs in the echo chamber
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When the Bee was faced with the option to delete our Rachel Levine tweet or face permanent suspension, @The_Kyle_Mann knew the right thing to do...
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There's a nonzero chance that Biden wakes up every day and has to go through a process of being reminded that he's president, what year it is, how many kids he has, etc. It's like that movie, 50 First Dates. Only it's not funny and Adam Sandler's not around to save the day.
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I just wanted to be left alone. Here's what happens now. A Take by NTB Editor Joel Abbott
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A Not the Bee weekly recap by @MallymkunMousey
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Until last week, I loathed Google, but I was ok with a future where I used their products minimally where it made sense for my business. Not any more. My future is Google-less. The purge starts now.
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Liberals will see this and say it’s probably nothing and we should first try to understand the context.
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Libs of TikTok
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UNBELIEVABLE. This happened at @DCAntlers . Students sucked on the toes of adults during a school fundraising event. Who approved this???
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Now THIS is what you call a horrible Take
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Stephen King with his best work of fiction in ages.
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The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
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Nancy Pelosi vs. Winston Marshall of Mumford & Sons at Oxford Union. What a time to be alive.
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Men. Do. Not. Belong. In. Women's. Prisons. A Take by @PaulaYScanlan
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By design, it doesn't take emergency powers or negotiations within congress for the federal government to defend its own borders.
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Insane footage of a guy getting his Amazon truck split in half by a train. This might be the luckiest dude alive.
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The anti hate speech law is an antidote more dangerous than the disease.
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It’s hilarious how Disney+ is like “this movie is extremely offensive and problematic and you shouldn’t watch it but also watch it because we like money even more than virtue signaling”
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It’s been one heck of a week over at Not the Bee
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He did the meme! 5 thoughts on Biden’s weirdest dog and pony show yet.
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Just goes to show you, a college degree doesn’t mean you’re smart.
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New data shows Nikki Haley's 2024 campaign is raking in online donations from areas with higher concentrations of people with college degrees.
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@Gizmodo 77k views and 13 likes lol
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The perfect analogy for the Nikki Haley campaign 😂🤣
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If you aren’t literally shaking right now thinking about how little representation there is from the female and trans community in the Super Bowl, you aren’t an ally.
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The only logical conclusion from tonight is that Nikki Haley is a masochist who wants nothing more than to be absolutely humiliated in her own state.
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Before you point to company failures as evidence that DEI is failing, realize that destruction of corporations (and capitalism) is its primary function.
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Analysis: New York Times surprised to learn that most voters are not as obsessed with the iNsuReCtioN as they have been instructed to be.
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The pope is out here contradicting Jesus and arguing with God’s Word again. Some thoughts.
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4D Chess
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Biden doesn't believe his bad poll numbers, nor do his top advisors. Here's why our actual rulers prefer it that way.
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Turns out it’s pretty easy to get pacifists to fund a war. Just tell them that funding this war stops a different war. And bam, you’ve got your pacifist war money.
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Play this rendition of the Star Spangled-Banner nonstop at the border and nobody will want to enter the country anymore. Problem solved 🤣
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This moment summed up Joe Biden's presidency. A Take by Ian Haworth
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Jewish students are being urged to leave Columbia University for their safety and the rest of the Ivy League isn't far behind. I have thoughts on how we got here.
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"The Biased State of Google" A Take by @TexasLindsay_
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January 6th was an Insurrection, but not the One You've Been Told About A Take by Rex Dynamite
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