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@MrMariae
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6 months
I don’t have this cut anymore but Pink Runtz was definitely one of the nicest plants I’ve grown
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1 year
@jacksaint101 She served this country she can do whatever she wants lmfaooo
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6 months
@simsimmaaz Lmfaooo he seen a woman with a preference that doesn’t center him and lost it
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@MrMariae
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1 year
@simsimmaaz They using 100% of their strength and their bones aren’t fully formed so they don’t risk the same problems that adults using their full strength have so they’re essentially superhuman at this stage
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@MrMariae
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3 years
@KatzAsteroid49 @Katfrog1 @abcdefghaiz @otakutweetsk The original manga creator didn’t want an anime adaption but agreed to an animated manga style or something, this is likely a similar case
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@MrMariae
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2 years
@turntineforwhat You kinda have to wonder how hard it was to joke about that for him even if to cover for spoilers since he was fighting cancer at the time of this interview taking place when nobody but his family knew since he kept it so private. :(
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@MrMariae
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5 years
Drake walking off stage as the crowd riots for Frank to come out at camp flog gnaw
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3 years
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@MrMariae
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5 months
“Sex work in America funds foreign genocide” sounds like a South Park episode starring butters
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5 months
Okay so how y’all only fans girls feel about this 😭🫠
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4 years
@Myss_Jazz @kiiingkrystal Goku the anime version of Homer from the simpsons.
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2 years
@TdashGlaze Did we forget about the movie Troy????
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4 years
@nomadnmoh @_Web_Head Sonic with the chronic and hypnotiq plays no games
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5 years
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1 year
@Gleauxria This is black tar heroine LMFAO
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9 months
@Frediculous She said “these poor peepo sick father 😞”
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@MrMariae
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4 years
@_Web_Head @nomadnmoh But memes don’t always pay the bills so sonic still got the chronic and still drinking hypnotiq but to pay for it all he got a job at sonic
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4 years
@_Web_Head @nomadnmoh Sonic with the chronic has arrived
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1 year
I went to sleep at 4 am why this Nigga on my case 🫤
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@MrMariae
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3 years
Pink Runtz & White Runtz
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2 years
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@MrMariae
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4 years
@shweet_baby_k @BrianaSymoneeee People really aren’t so I often times just disappear from entire friend groups lol
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@MrMariae
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1 year
Three generations from slavery
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@MrMariae
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3 years
*gets rejected by women for possibly just not being attractive or simply not being interested* *sees other men getting attention from same women* “This is why white women more better”
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1 year
@fromkdwithluv This still the funniest thing I’ve ever experienced on this app
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1 year
@simsimmaaz A big house isn’t just for kids it’s to have space to pursue your own individuality alongside each other as well
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@fromkdwithluv Maybe it’s the tism but I cannot stand the head tracking video editing
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7 months
@That_Panda_Art @_kokochxnel_ This is hard but uncle ruckus would definitely be Madara for the self hate lmfaooo
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@MrMariae
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3 years
I don’t be wanting to feed into the jokes about her doing drugs but if she said this it definitely was drugs
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3 years
Demi Lovato Says 'Alien' is Offensive When Referring to Extraterrestrials
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3 years
@CUTINBLVCK @tiara_hutton I am not convinced he deserves any praise even if it is his recipe 💀
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1 year
@angstywhoure @simsimmaaz That’s what I mean by 100% of their strength yeah, it’s either full stop or not at all babies don’t have fine motor control
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@MrMariae
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7 months
This the most American thing I’ve seen this year and I high key fuck with it Lmfaooo
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Twista raps "Overnight Celebrity" while someone shoots a gun to match the song's beat.
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal Had me goin I’ll tell you what
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1 year
@simsimmaaz It’s even worse when the overbin storage directly above YOUR seat is full already
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal Kishimoto sprinkling misogyny throughout the end of naruto
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6 months
@ChriisToker Love a nice 22Lr
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1 year
@simsimmaaz I be holding my tongue cuz I’m single as the fuck
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1 year
@simsimmaaz The slow increase of carbon dioxide will make you become anxious and panic until eventually suffocating yeah, the body doesn’t react to lower oxygen levels but higher CO2, they would eventually lose consciousness but would definitely be suffering until then.
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1 year
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1 year
@simsimmaaz Sharks don’t even like eating human lmfao
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1 year
@Hard2Keel Really had me crying
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3 years
@Frediculous Me experiencing the complete opposite in dating life and being constantly made to feel desirable by women:
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal Ichigo provably legitimately smart but he’s a delinquent smartass
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@MrMariae
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9 months
I’m begging tattoo artist to exercise their right to refuse service
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Shaunnie 🌻
9 months
I’m screaminggggggggg what’s up with yall
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1 year
@fromkdwithluv She’s reached British men so your fears may self manifest from this statement alone tragically
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@MrMariae
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6 months
This how it feels when the love of your life sends you selfies but lives out of state
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out of context dogs
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3 years
@kiiingkrystal Me looking out my window hearing ice cream truck jingles at 3:30 AM
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@MrMariae
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2 years
White girls when Bad Bunny come on in the club
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I really gasped
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal Naw but maybe calling him Bi-polar is 🤔
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2 years
@milkandaura I’m sharing cuz I want to not to prove a point or anything 🥲
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4 months
Scaring the fuck out the hoes
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Tragopan bird trying to impress a female
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4 years
@nomadnmoh @_Web_Head Super sonic had a revelation while working at sonic, dead the hypnotiq and the chronic, no tonic stay in school and get hooked on phonics
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1 year
Folk created a miniature star gate Lmfao
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@MrMariae
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6 months
My nightmares spilling into reality is not something I expected to see in this lifetime
@gothspiderbitch
Sarah McGonagall
6 months
A few years ago, my brother and I started buying mutant furbies for each other after I saw a facehugger furby for sale and knew he had to have it, since Alien is his favorite movie. So for Christmas this year, I decided to make him one myself…
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6 months
@simsimmaaz He just got a lil crush on you and is mad you broke his delusion is all 😭
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4 years
@BrianaGraci @kiiingkrystal @Kevin4L @whitelashes_ I love people who bring their own weed to smoke
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@MrMariae
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6 months
@simsimmaaz I already know the details but thinking of this for more clarity on why my Jamaican mother and I’s birthdays are roughly 9 months 2 weeks apart and my little sister and my dads are as well
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3 years
@_DonttMindMe They on your head in the quotes dawg lmao like I get your reasoning behind your statement but they on you like
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5 years
@kiiingkrystal His mom hit him quick af like a black mother would though
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal It’s so over the top but as a culinary person the actual cooking is impressive lmaoooo
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4 months
@Clitortoise @TerrillCharming What that bitch got a Bugatti engine in it? 😭😭
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@MrMariae
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2 months
Type shit
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wtf be going on in tiktok lives
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3 years
@Frediculous He really said in as professional a way as possible, “Yeah we still made money, but we could of made it faster if the damn workers didn’t think they deserved more”
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3 years
@kiiingkrystal It’s always this
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@MrMariae
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1 year
War is insane if you really think about it like look at this shit
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5 years
Me eating my Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich for the first time
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4 months
@aisling206 @GI4GIA I almost didn’t apply for benefits despite my hardships last year because when I brought it up I got treated like a bum looking for handouts by people I was around so I understand feeling like there’s a stigma attached to it but honestly it’s only pride holding you back.
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@MrMariae
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2 months
Grew some old school fire Blueberry Haze ❤️‍🔥
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3 years
@Kieraplease Only one correct answer
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@MrMariae
Azriel Mari
2 years
A break is when I smoke a blunt after pruning my trees for several hours. In a relationship it just means you must think I’m stupid 😐
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2 years
what’s a break to yall ? like when you take a “break” in a relationship, what that mean to y’all ?
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9 months
@Tripolar_B It still mind boggles me people in NY won’t smoke weed without tobacco sprinkled in the joint but won’t touch a regular blunt
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1 year
@fromkdwithluv Whenever i see something mundane like this with a lotta wave behind it I have to remind myself there’s literal 15 year olds flooding this app
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@MrMariae
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1 year
This one really was a winner hands down
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Lmaoooo nah I need to see the funniest makeitaquote pictures you got from this year
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3 years
No losses only lessons, and every lesson is a blessing, so we win always.
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1 year
LMFAOOO
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal They could really just call it the roaring 20s again
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@MrMariae
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3 years
@kiiingkrystal What episode is this so I can skip all the slice of life stuff and see kawaki in his glory 👁👄👁
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3 years
Even though it’s a lot of PGR weed the bud on the right can be organically grown and will look like that if it’s put through a tumbling trim machine. The real way to know is if it burns to black ash and usually PGR weed has no smell at all.
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@MrMariae
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3 years
@tiara_hutton @CUTINBLVCK We living in a world full of real live super villains 😭
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@MrMariae
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2 years
Wayyyyyyy upppp
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2 years
Good morning
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9 months
Just came on here to post a picture of the moon I took last night with my camera.
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7 months
Me and my dog yeah we put that shit on
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5 months
@Tripolar_B The BBL reduced some of the blood flowing to her brain it was a sacrifice for the greater good so I’ll ignore this
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2 years
@milkandaura And my love poetry when I’m not hurt lmao
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4 years
@kiiingkrystal Yes. Spoiler warnings: The door of truth required something of equivalent exchange to bring Alphonse body and soul back, the only thing that truly could measure to the value of his brothers life was the skill he prides himself on which made up his entire identity, his alchemy.
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2 years
Four pretty bitches with they titties out
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@MrMariae
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2 years
Southern California views
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@MrMariae
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1 year
I got this tiny portable dab rig cuz I’m converting from a flower smoker to concentrate for health reasons and this thing really works but it’s even smaller than I thought it would be 😭
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@MrMariae
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3 years
I’m old so
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@MrMariae
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9 months
@Tripolar_B As a direct product of this scenario I concur, the racially insensitive youth build character
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@MrMariae
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4 months
Do yall know how insanely pissed off I would be when the prosecution hold up the lab analysis paper stating this is how they caught me?
@Morbidful
Morbid Knowledge
4 months
In 2008, Finnish police found a dead mosquito while searching the inside of a stolen car. They tested the blood from the mosquito's last meal and successfully used it to identify the thief that stole the car.
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@Frediculous I wonder if you put two unrelated graphs one detailing the increase in black staff at nasa and the other the increase of flat earth and nasa deniers over the last two decades if there’d be a visible correlation since a lot of that pseudoscience comes from right wing white men.
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@MrMariae
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8 months
Burning weed to smoke is the most unhealthy way to consume and people aren’t addicted to weed they’re addicted to the tobacco they smoke with their weed.
@typatheo
Typatheo
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What opinion about weed will have you like this?
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@MrMariae
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4 years
Dis how I sound
@bigbodybae
tall spice
4 years
Men, do you moan?
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8 months
@BravoCoolee @BPL7000 Rainfall in mountains causing streams alongside underground hot springs pushing water up into the system from deep underground. The water system is one big circle on earth
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@Gleauxria She off that SHIT
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