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@Mooglet1

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@Mooglet1
Megzy
2 months
Attacked by a bear = men will kill it Attacked by a shark = men will kill it Attacked by a dog = men will kill it Attacked by a man = men will ask us what we were wearing & why we were there in the first place
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4 years
I just saw an American family of three on TV saying they pay $2000 a month for health insurance! What the actual f**k?!
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11 months
My 18yr old daughter runs into my room in absolute tears telling me how terrible her cake looks after spending all afternoon on it. My friends, this is said cake:
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6 months
Scored this cruddy old dresser for free and saved it from landfill. It was in very rough shape but I managed to turn it into a sexy beast 🔥
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4 years
Half a billion Australian animals have perished. Try to get your minds and hearts around that, because I’m really fucking struggling with it 💔
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6 years
@TomiLahren How do you think you've ended up on television in 2018 and not barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen? Marches. As far as you being able to vote? A whole lot of females marching literally made that happen.
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2 years
@RoboticoEl I don’t have a PHD however I’m usually pretty cluey. I once blew on my ice cream because it was too cold and also reached for my seatbelt when I sat at my desk. I hope that makes you feel a little better.
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2 years
@notcapnamerica “Are your periods in sync ‘n stuff?”
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5 years
It’s all fun and games until you realise it’s not his finger on your lip.
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1 year
@KeithTopG @healthbyjames “Oh you’re a having a seizure? Let’s stand you up then, poppet” Hands down the worst acting I’ve ever witnessed and I’ve watched Madonna movies.
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4 years
My husband didn’t win custody of his two kids from his first wife. Not for one millisecond did it occur to him to tortuously murder her and his children. Stop saying this asshole in Brisbane was “driven” to this. He was a violent, entitled narcissist.
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4 years
My cousin’s Chinese wife is a nurse here in Australia & because of mongrel racist colleagues & patients threatening her she can no longer do her job safely & efficiently. Well done Australia. Now she’s scared to go to work. She’s trying to help people, you ignorant c**ts.
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3 years
@sfkhanvisuals WOW! You’re incredible! This is my daughter’s surrealist art, age 13. With time and practice I hope she can achieve what you have here. Amazing 🙌🏼
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4 years
I just rang FOXTEL to cancel my account for the third time. Previously when I rang to disconnect they kept offering me free stuff which they did again today. But I’m done. I’m not giving that asshole my money.
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3 years
This was from the teachers against mandated vaccines march in Adelaide yesterday and I can’t tell you how relieved I am that they won’t be teaching kids anymore.
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4 years
@Brink_Thinker Two complete strangers who’ll forever be tied together through this beautiful footage of them creating something beautiful. Love it 💛
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Megzy
3 years
The lovely couple next door might be moving out because the landlord increased the rent by $120 a week if they renew their 12 month lease next month. They’ve just had a baby. And we’re in a pandemic. Not $50. One. Hundred. And. Twenty. Dollars.
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4 years
There is nothing more Aussie than the sound of this magnificent creature. Laugh, Kookaburra laugh ❤️🖤💛
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6 years
@catgirrl @SchwarzRund Same in Australia. Unbelievable.
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Megzy
11 months
For clarity, she spent all day yesterday making a cheesecake that failed, 2 dozen cupcakes & this one so she was really exhausted & sensory overload due to butter & icing. This is a side hustle while she looks for permanent employment. I will show her all your kind words 💜
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3 years
I was 16 & inebriated when I was used by a 45 yr old friend of my mum’s. He was a bailiff & it happened in a Magistrate’s apartment who was present at the time. That resulted in me having an abortion. This latest accusation of a LNP minister really hits home for me.
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3 years
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3 months
If three little kids snuck into my yard to have a dip in my pool on a scorching hot day, I’d be offering them cold drinks and snacks and making sure their parents knew they were safe. I would NOT be bloody binding them up with cable ties! 🤬
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3 years
Anyone else have a pile of books sitting on their bedside table for over a year that they haven’t read yet?
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Megzy
4 years
@rooshv You poor thing.
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4 years
I often think about that time when our Prime Minister paid $190,000 to consultants to train him and his government to “develop empathy”.
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3 years
Is it even possible to hate Scott Morrison more than I do already? Every time I see his face or hear him speak, something really unpleasant happens to me.
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3 years
Almost every Australian is using the word “cunt” today and it’s totally warranted.
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6 years
@notdan @TLinfesty Yeah, don’t forget the rest of the planet. Thanks from Australia 👍
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3 years
We’ve had a temp in our office to help out this morning. She went to lunch and never came back 😬
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Megzy
2 years
This was my interaction with my boss this morning when I couldn’t come in to work and I can’t tell you how much I wish this was the reality for every disabled person.
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4 years
I just discovered that some of my American friends don’t know what egg cups are and have never had a googy egg with soldiers. So here’s a demo.
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6 years
@JohnOSullivan36 @goldcoastdebb @HCheese_Board @TomiLahren If women want to stay home and support their men, I’m absolutely fine with their choice. But they have no right to bitch and moan about feminists when the feminists are the ones who did the dirty work in order to give her choices. I’m sorry you’ve even had to argue that with her.
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Megzy
11 months
This proud Mumma moment has blown up and I’ve been trying so hard to keep up with all your lovely comments but regretfully I have to mute this as the notifications are overwhelming me. But thank you again and I will give her a hug this morning and pass on your kind words 🩵🩵
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Megzy
4 months
@ask_aubry His mother takes his wife’s food away and then assaults her and he kicks the wife and baby out. Make it make sense.
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2 months
@SmarterMomNews I have no interest in US politics. This may blow your mind, but so many countries exist outside your American bubble.
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1 year
My 16 year old daughter has been really struggling with her mental health lately so has been getting stuck into her drawing again.
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5 years
@TEE1031 @PattyArquette She was that close to saying “because I’m finally ALLOWED to say it”. This is where America is at now thanks to that orange fucko in the White House.
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4 years
If this man touched my child like that his dick would end up weaved into his bike spokes.
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Megzy
4 years
How do I break the news to my husband and children?
@MikeyMgtow
Mikey MGTOW 💊
4 years
“Feminism is a satanic movement driven by a pathological hatred of men, of motherhood and of children. It teaches women to loathe masculinity and femininity and to strive towards androgyny (a genderless world). It preaches nihilism and self-worship.” Truth.
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5 years
I'm expecting @ScottMorrisonMP to announce a Trump Tower in Australia any day now.
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Megzy
4 years
@ABC Maybe not so much.
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Megzy
2 years
48 years old today. Don’t feel a day older than 105 🙌🏼
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Megzy
3 years
I will never understand how someone who is having an affair with a married person is called a “homewrecker” when it’s the actual married person who is shitting where they sleep. THEY decide whether they’ll “wreck” their home.
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1 year
@JedediahBila I can’t recall where Sam ever claimed to be masculine though. How about simply letting people move through their life peacefully and focus on your own?
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3 years
I was a 16 year old raped by a 45 year old family friend and I didn’t know I was pregnant until I was 8 weeks. This “whore” had an abortion and you can bet this whore would do it all again.
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4 years
Channel 9 is now cancelled. It’s sunk to the crud at the bottom of the barrel with 7 and Sky.
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4 years
Never ever did it occur to me that in my forties, and as a mother of teens, that I’d be spending my time scolding my parents for leaving the house without my permission.
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4 years
Jacinda Ardern saves lives. Donald Trump destroys lives.
@NotHoodlum
Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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Trump on New Zealand Prime Minister: “This lady caused a lot of upset in her country." Then, he repeated his comment. In return, she shot back: "You know, no one marched when I was elected."
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4 years
@behcaww @redditships But but he’s invested nearly seven years into this relationship and HE doesn’t want to start again 🙄
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3 years
Single file, ladies. There’s plenty for everyone.
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4 years
- Wearing a mask is a little annoying. - Missing Christmas with interstate family is sad. - Staying home can be lonely. All of those things are a gazillion times better than being hooked up to a ventilator or dead. Do the right thing, South Australia 😷🧡 #Covid19SA
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4 years
Holy shit. My husband and I just tried watching Tiger King. One and a half episodes and had to turn it off because it’s so bloody awful. We both feel like a shower. Now on the lookout for any good British shows.
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2 months
It’s 8th April and almost 11am here in Australia. No rapture yet. #Rapture #HesJustNotThatIntoYou
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Megzy
3 years
I am 2 years younger than the victim who took her own life last year and I can only think about the many times I came close to doing the same. Imagine how so many victims feel listening to the PM say the Minister denies it and that’s that. This makes me ill.
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3 years
Miss 16 finished making my table today. I think it looks great. I’m such a proud Mumma 💛
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4 years
Random racist and misogynistic white men trying to pick fights with me on Facebook and saying they’ll “crush” or “destroy” me in an argument. Bitch, please. I’ve been on Twitter for years 💅🏼
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4 years
@cov_Gretchen I’m curious to know how this has any kind of impact on your existence.
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2 months
@Andre13513 Like that time I was 8 at school wearing my school uniform. Not my fault.
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Megzy
1 year
Not getting medical care for your child’s broken ankle is child abuse.
@NoelFritsch
Noel Fritsch
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. @FirstHealth has my 6 yr old (Broken ankle) sitting in the COLD outside because I refuse to allow them to force him or me to wear their racist, Godless masks. They're still playing mask games, pretending they mean something, using them for social enforcement. End this NOW.
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Wait! It appears people are reading this tweet incorrectly. SHE made the cake, not me! I’d never publicly shame my child for certain behaviours. She made this and I’m very proud of her.
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2 years
@AmericanMario1 @chxrrygrande Who of these three actors look more like the actual character from the cartoon?
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3 months
For me, it’ll always be #Vera 💪🏼💛
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5 years
My friend’s wedding invitation. This is why she’s my friend 👇🏼
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3 years
@maggyvaneijk Thank fuck Frederico is here.
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2 years
Some folks need reminding:
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Megzy
4 years
Sitting on my bed staring at my bedroom dresser knobs for the last hour because the shadow looks like testicles. This is my life right now.
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1 year
@JasonKyleHere @raphousetv2 Nothing more exhausting than listening to men instruct women how to fight them off or when to run. Have you ever been attacked in this way?
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2 years
@_B___S “He does that to everybody” Everybody in the courtroom:
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4 years
My 15 yr old daughter made this cake for her sister’s 14th birthday 😋
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7 years
@bigdiesel1973 @freedm_of_spch @Viet_VoPham @nnyllorac @ananavarro I'm guessing that's what they wear to paintball every weekend.
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5 years
@ScouseWanderer @Rich_Cooper And why would I take the time to visit his YouTube channel pray tell? It’s a Twitter thread.
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5 years
@m3jstile @emrazz Internet man: Pfft, surely you don’t expect me to believe something from the internet. Also Internet man: Here’s a YouTube link. Watch it.
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4 years
Sam Newman is a nasty wank stain who needs to disappear.
@artfulbunny
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What a disgusting piece of shit this guy is. Seriously.
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3 years
Is it mean if I leave my lazy children at home and take myself to a cheap lunch? Because I’m sick to death of fucking everything.
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5 months
My youngest daughter’s latest charcoal drawing
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2 years
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3 years
First Caitlyn Jenner flying in to Australia for Big Brother and now Katie Hopkins. Both awful RWNJs. Channel Seven still on brand I see.
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3 years
CW: Stolen Generation I broke down at work today when one of our First Nations clients who is 67 was telling us she can’t fly because she associates it with grief. As a 5 yr old she was stolen from her Darwin family & flown to Adelaide all alone. 1/
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I’m no fashionista by any stretch, but I just saw a photo of Jasmine Stefanovic’s 2k designer birthday frock and it looks like something I would’ve made in 9th grade Home-Ec 😬
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3 years
And once again I’m lying here at 4am still trying to reconcile it in my mind & thinking about what I might have done wrong and how I could have prevented it. I know it’s not my fault but when that behavior is swept under the rug you can’t help but think it was somehow your fault.
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4 years
PSA: Your country is NOT the greatest country in the world simply because you reside in it.
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Megzy
2 months
I’ve woken up to a bunch of notis so time to mute. But what this has shown is there’s still a whole lot of men who simply think women/girls are asking for their protection 🙄 They’re not. Maybe one day they’ll finally get it.
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3 years
I’m at a family party. This is just the starters.
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4 years
There. Nailed it 💅🏼
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2 years
My child just passed out from period pain and my God did I shit my pants. She was white as a sheet and dripping sweat to the floor. I've finally got her settled for a while.
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4 months
@ask_aubry Daughter: “Hey Dad, remember that time you kicked me out when I was 2 months old?”
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3 years
Even with all this fuquery, nobody has forgotten you #ChristanPorter and #PetervanOnselen
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3 years
Watching Scott Morrison (the dude that we Australians pay to work for and protect us) being defensive and combative and I want to punch him in the dick.
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6 years
@laalex2 “Has time to practice handwriting and drawing boxes with straight lines.”
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3 years
Show of hands how many people lived on ramen noodles at some point in their twenties because they were on the bones of their arse broke ✋🏼
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9 months
It’s happened. I’ve officially taken my almost 17 yr old out of school so we can focus on her physical & mental health. A reminder that mainstream schooling isn’t for everyone.
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3 years
Am I the only Aussie who spells it as “gaol” but changes it to “jail” just for OS friends?
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11 months
@Steve_A_70 It’s the most perfect tastiest hat wearing sea cow I’ve ever seen 💜
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5 months
It may be an unpopular opinion, but Risotto is incredibly overrated.
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5 years
@Rich_Cooper Says the dude who’s too insecure to show his face.
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4 years
@vocalginger I have no words left so I’m just replying in GIFS.
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4 years
Wearing new clothes whilst being black. BigW is forever cancelled.
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