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full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

Spa, Belgium
Joined February 2011
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@MitchellRossman
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@Kingeh @JoeFash0 Dude with the bike like
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@curvegodalex “So we took a look at your car and the problem was way worse than you coulda imagined, the top came off” Them: “top of what” “Well it might sound hard to believe... but the top of the car” Them: “the sunroof?” “Among other things”
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@Dexerto 31% of users refer to it as X? Are they in the room with us right now?
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@CultureCrave Girl saw the Keke Palmer drama & immediately started clout chasing. They’ve BEEN broken up, she just wants to slander his name & get her 15 mins. This part right here, tells me that it’s a her issue not a him issue.
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@Keldrickpaints @FrankieMooon Other scientists: naw but I do be seeing boobies all over the place though
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@nattednate @InterestingsAsF Everyone’s mistaking the white stuff for ice cream, it’s actually an 8 ball of coke
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@CultureCrave I can’t believe they nuked a 3rd city in Japan for this movie
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@ShitpostGate Dude lives his best life making fun movies with friends & is enough of a star to make bank doing so Ain’t ever gonna hate on Sandler for being the absolute homie.
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@OrwellNGoode They are, but it’s annoying how a simple typing error is likely the issue as opposed to mathematically getting it wrong
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@DailyLoud Nope, that’s it. I’m done. I’m holding out hope for Will bc i love him but I can’t deal with hearing any more about this woman
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@TheWapplehouse The whole “I’m interviewing you but don’t care to & this is a hassle” vibe is so obnoxious
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@BrianSuttererMD Hear me out, y’all will NEVER be happy. Just constantly complaining about EVERYTHING. KD was right.
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@TheHoopHerald Me after the off the heezy
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@HoopMixOnly “That’s not a travel” yet it’ll get called in every pick up, rec, & professional game it’s tried in lol. Argue with a wall but it’s getting called regardless
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@shannonsharpeee “Bro I’m so drunk right now” - he says after 3 sips
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@CultureCrave @empiremagazine & then he went to work on flash lol
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@TheDunkCentral Respect the game? The guy thats in year 21 and was balling out like a top tier player last year in year 20? Nobody respects the game more to dedicate themselves that much to it lol
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@DiscussingFilm When your dream job is still a job
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@Headgraphix Me personally? We’re going about life, that’s my ride or die now. They’ll hop off when they’re ready
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@ButtCrackSports 5 rings in the “Kobe Era”
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@ClutchPoints This why I don’t drive the Bugatti anymore, just ain’t worth the gas prices Sticking to the Prius bc real G’s move is silence like lasagna
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@travismillerx13 I thought we were watching yellow but what the fuck lol
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@FunnyHumanRace 15 mins later
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@bigguccicraigy Waking up in the morning
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@DiscussingFilm Just go on TikTok, hundreds of people have nailed the voices. You’d never even notice lol
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@MiamiHEAT Context
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@DiscussingFilm Damn, guess she wasn’t that lucky
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@WorldWideWob This play will be used for generations to coach the importance of boxing out
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@Curry4daW Only on lebrons team do guys like year 17 Dwight & year 15 rondo get treated as superstars lol
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@TheNBACentral @ClutchPointsApp Shaq when he turns on Taiwan basketball
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This is the greatest example of barbarian intellect & ingenuity I’ve seen. Gotta love Baldur’s Gate 3
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@KenHeLive They ain’t even old enough to have been around since the beginning. Literal life long hate 😭
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@BronGotGame We all know it’s cuz of a woman
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@LeNooshi Bro building the monstars In Taiwan 😂
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@CultureCrave Studio looking at the Avatar 4 script like
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@HoopMixOnly The curry pity posts are crazy lol, hop off
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@BleacherReport Holy shit was an amazing response, can't wait for all the fans to absolutely miss the point
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@WorldWideWob No it ain’t
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@FuckKoroks Idk what’s funnier: the game saying “this player might be gay” or the fact that somebody got upset about it after having specifically chosen that bc “rah rah men strong” 😂😂😂
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@TheDunkCentral 76ers legend Robert Covington. Already got the jersey swap
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@nojumper I had no idea but this actually makes a lot of sense
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@KevOnStage The entirety of the EU would die if they tried to go through a Phoenix summer 😂
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@TeyanaToad I feel like it’s whole existence is pain
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@TheNBACentral Depends, how much longer y’all think Doc Rivers gonna be coaching?
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@TheNBACentral @highkin @dru_star I speak for everyone when I say that until Dame demands a trade, we don’t care
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@DisneyAPromos “Spider Man: Anal Beads”
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@currypistonn Can’t even wear a suit without people hating 😭
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@0Ghissy2 Meanwhile me Temu order across the pacific
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@BleacherReport All guys want is someone be to give them uppsies, just look at the smile on his face after
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@BallsackSports It’s funny bc LeBron usually super respectful of his opponents but he has zero respect for this grizzlies team
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It’s almost July which means it’s almost time for that @chancetherapper album
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@TheEnemiesPE3 I know people say Bautista is the best WWE star turned actor but Cena has found his niche as a comedian & he is hilarious Go watch 🐓 Blockers, truly one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen
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@CameraTrickTips Don’t ever spend this much time on a story just for 99.9% of your audience to tap right through it
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@ButtCrackSports Ain’t seen a duo like Boston & racism since Kobe & shaq
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@CultureCrave Bale Pattinson Major gap Affleck Keaton - not ranked due to not watching any with him
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@ElvisTheAlienTV Sorry I just need to get my fix in
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@Dom_2k 100% bc if the king believes in me I best not miss.
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@LegionHoops Me jacking up 80 shots on my way to shooting 12/80 as we lose 36 to 140 but I’ve got 26 points
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@cctvidiots The person recording this
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@SportsCenter When you’re only there to be a trophy wife but you realize your man ain’t a trophy husband
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@kingtisemedia Silver sounds like a disappointed dad whose trust was taken advantage of. Ja might be out for a full season
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@KameronBennett squaring up with a bear & winning is crazy 😭😭
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@nihilist_bucks I don’t believe this but I want to 😂
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@CultureCrave 3 hours of kissing? Gross
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@DakNowitzki “ANDYS COMING!”
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@ClutchPoints @Y0Leo Then players knew the script & don’t know how to improvise
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@blurayangel Another reason I’d love this is that it follows that John Wick trend of immediately going from one story to the next. Would really show how much of a trial by fire the whole situation is & that there’s ALWAYS something bats has to deal with. There is no “down time” or easy fights
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@JakeSucky Crazy bc I’ve never seen a single thing from them but I’ll see Kai or Speed constantly & I don’t interact with any posts about either of them lol How’re you the number one subbed for 3 months with basically no media attention?
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@ShitpostGate Americans spend too much time hating eachother when what they should be doing is hating the French & the British
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@CultureCrave Appreciate the sentiment but doesn’t really work like that lol
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@ClutchPoints This might be the greatest duo in the league When it comes to tomfoolery
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@AJAmmirabilis @shoe0nhead If this is anything close to an honest rejection, lie to me
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@BleacherReport @sam_amick McGregor win's his first fight in years & it's against a human stuffed animal
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@BleacherReport @BradyHawk305 This shit just comes down to semantics. He’s the greatest Heat player, but not the greatest player to ever play for the heat Wade basically IS the heat. But Bron is the best player to ever wear a heat jersey
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@213clipset Don’t let the clip fool you, this is every single point in his career
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@CultureCrave @Variety I mean, even if it wasn’t Hugh Jackman, the character was never going to be retired forever lol Maybe for peoples conscious it’d be better to move on from him playing the role, but I’m pretty sure it’s an entirely new character
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@memgrizz 再见。准备好你的护照和签证文件,是时候学习中文了。
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@formularacers_ Wasn’t sure it would work but mega play by Sainz
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@guapunzel I mean this so sincerely & from the bottom of my heart Please never reproduce
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@LeBronFactory It’s actually unbelievable that it’s been that long Time fucking flies
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@Dexerto Bros going to be on a government watch list the rest of his life & never allowed back if he goes there again lol
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@sreekyshooter Jrue & Batum wanna be lifers gut get traded at the first opportunity Furkan wants to be gone but is forced to be a lifer The irony is not lost on me
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@zawday Philly fans hanging onto the time their center outscored the guy in the finals bc they’ve got 1 championship since the 3 point line was introduced
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@DramaAlert Sounds like a human trafficking situation destined to happen
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@LacyHimself The pills he was popping
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@panekkkk @MagnusCarlsen Magnus’ biggest nightmare
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@Jinsakuu Cookie out here getting stuck with the crumbs 😭
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@KevOnStage I love threads like this bc while some people hate it, it basically highlights the whole reason I love FF at this point. It’s just so fun.
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@KnightmareYuvi Bruce Wayne betting on an underground fight club is craaaazy
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@FaZeClan @FaZeSway No bc y’all do need to go outside Everyone is sweating like a Mfer hoping to become the next scump or shroud Like brother, you’re gonna turn 27 & those average ass skills are going to take a dive off a cliff Gamers also reward a 24/7 grind culture which is awful
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@strifeomg Bro posted 3 plays, with a grand total of 2 left hand dribbles and thinks it proves his point
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