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@MisterHoneyBear
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@officialatraes It’s fucking sad too because Yasuke would’ve been a great addition to the game. Just not hamfistedly making him a main character and rewriting his actual history. Now he’s just another DEI insert.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@pearlythingz Inferiority complex + racism. Really nothing more to it than that.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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11 months
@DrLoupis The little one is actually a biological girl, but still. It’s vile.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Grummz Assassin’s Creed: Johnny Somali
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Adobe Cancelled till you change it. Bye Felicia.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@SynthPotato Do they yell out period-appropriate racial slurs?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@p9cker_girl My brain keeps seeing “latrine.”
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@ScriptTrooper Imagine getting Han, Leia and Luke back in a film and not having them all appear together even once.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@robmcd85 Well good to know you didn’t even bother to read the article, since there’s a Tweet in it right there saying she doesn’t want Humza arrested like he wants done to her.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@PapaUwUx CAN’T UNSEE
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@netflix I’d rather play strip Twister with my grandma than watch this.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Babygravy9 Wanna bet? They’re going to ballot harvest 90 million “votes” this time around. Just watch.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@lindynap Shit like this is why I always fantasized about pretending to be a mute with damaged vocal chords when I started a new job.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@JebraFaushay That’s what you noticed, huh? Not the freakish pepperoni nipples, but the Crocs.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@lporiginalg That lucky little bastar— I mean, GROSS. So gross, guys. Soooo gross.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Kotaku Is there even one adult working at @Kotaku ? How do you think this is acceptable behavior for an employee?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@SameeraKhan @twerks_bentley Nope. Nope you just don’t understand men or what we find attractive. But you sure have a big enough ego to tell us what we should like.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@JamesGeneoakley @Grummz Spoken like someone who’s never gone through a lawsuit. “Just sue him, bro. It’s only tens of thousands of dollars and one of the most stressful experiences you’ll ever go through.”
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@GreekPhoebus May I humbly add “single mother energy” to the pile?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@fightwithmemes Holy shit, the 4chan meme is real.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@ashtonpittman Oh this is adorable. Ashton thinks this is still old Twitter where people took their little fake Nazi accusations seriously. I just wanna pinch his naive little cheeks.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@seanmdav @FDRLST She’s fresh from fucking up Taco Bell too. And guess what her big plan to “fix” Cracker Barrel is? New menu, change the decor to brighter colors with a more modern look, and raising prices. I wish I was kidding.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@PimpMasterYoda1 I am unreasonably jimmy-rustled by that new Superman suit. I’ve tried to be cautiously optimistic about the reboot, but that ugly ass collared suit just takes a big dump on that.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@StellarBlade When are you uncensoring the game like you promised?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@StellarBlade Why did you censor the outfits?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Skvlvtvn They really dropped the ball not having that dog go apeshit at the sight of Yasuke.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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5 months
@moistxmuffin @tessylem @historyinmemes I’m just trying to imagine how big of an ego someone has to have to think they know what a nearly 300 year old dead man would want.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@SmashJT Crowdfund a lawsuit, man. I will happily donate to it.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@DDeezers @pearlythingz Well, I’d definitely feel a little inferior if other men could grow hair on their head and I could only grow fur.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@FrankDeScushin @ElijahSchaffer Yeah and Natalie Imbruglia is about a thousand times hotter with hair. Compare apples to apples.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@sirDukeDevin It’s so weird how all these grocery chains only got greedy once Biden got elected.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Grummz Mark, I would go back and escalate about filing a police report. Doxxing is illegal in California (653.2 PC) and you should absolutely be able to report it.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@bytelump @pearlythingz Thank you. I was about to sperg out for Pearl not posting the rest.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@NoTied_Nobody @wigger And they say romance is dead.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@assassinscreed Black dude indiscriminately murdering Asians in the streets. How come you guys didn’t call it Assassin’s Creed: Los Angeles Chinatown? Really would’ve modern audienced it up even more.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@BernItTY @ywomendeservles I thank the Lord every day all my kids were boys. Can’t even imagine trying to keep a daughter from becoming some turboslut nowadays.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@natonfilm I get why nobody’s recreating the technology. I don’t get why they haven’t recreated the exact effect with CGI. It should be totally doable.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@dinobotful @subpirate49 @GigaBasedDad Hey man, you should probably try reading the entire New Testament and not just the cliff notes. This is referencing a specific thing.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@DiggingInTheDi1 @DelusionPosting Or even build the fucking boxes.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@joe_rice_ Brother get your simpitude under control here.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@AnthonyCumia If that makes me gay, just call me King Queermo of Dinnermash Mountain
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@GentleDoofus Because they wanted to make the movie about Blade’s daughter Brielle and make him a side character. No. Seriously.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@HazelAppleyard_ Gosh it’s almost like we don’t yet have the technology to turn men into women. But that can’t be right.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@wokstarrr @whatever8272t @pearlythingz Your misheard your doctor, man. He said they carry the Summer’s Eve gene. Because their pussy fucking stinks.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@PaulTassi Have you tried coping? What about dilating?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Riley_Gaines_ They’re brave and deserve praise, but it infuriates me that they had to do it (or that anyone else is saying more girls should do this). NO. How about we don’t make teenage girls run the front door against a violent body mutilation cult and we just ban this shit already?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@REV_Insulin_Res He’s right. You just ate less calories and you’re being pedantic about it.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@unplugfitX That’s what happened to Jada Pinkett’s hair. Alopecia my ass.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@hippojuicefilm Is the gun okay?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Hoodie_Milly @beetlecat @Staroxvia Because that’s been cut with a cutting torch during cleanup and rescue, dude. Don’t ask me to find them 20 years later because I’m not even going to try, but there were pictures showing the workers doing just that.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@pearlythingz Interview that man! Change his voice, put him in shadow, whatever. I want to hear his stories.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@tradingMaxiSL @PicturesFoIder I can’t believe he threw his whole life away for that. I mean, if it was Christina Hendricks squatting in Target in a sundress, okay, I wouldn’t do it myself, but I’d go easy on him in a jury trial. But to do it for… that? This man is broken. Give him life without parole.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@9mm_smg This era of fashion was the hottest women ever looked and I will never be dissuaded from that opinion.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@MugenLord I just want it remade in Octopath Traveler style. Surely to fuck that wouldn’t take 20 years.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Ankan941 @NOMAAMBundy @iamyesyouareno He’s talking about Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@NewBerlin14 @RichardHanania For the guys, thinner and they pay way, WAY too much attention to their clothing and hair. Like to the point of extreme latent homosexuality.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@shoe0nhead This is seriously what you were doing instead of watching aliens get disclosed to Congress, huh?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Timcast That’s a good point, Tim. Why do these guys fixate on Israel when there are atrocities just as bad or worse being committed by other countries? What is it about Israel? Is there something unique about Israel? Gosh, guess we’ll never know.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@Staroxvia @Hoodie_Milly @LandeCalrissian There are pictures that show the workers cutting them with a cutting torch too. I don’t know if you can find them 20 years later (and I’m not even going to try), but they exist. It was a whole big thing when these guys were pushing the retarded thermite theory back in the day.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@tinyklaus Excellent catch. His use of the word (and he seems very OCD about his terminology) seems to imply the rumors about the greys being clones or manufactured might be true. Is that what you’re getting at?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@aimeeterese Teachers are clergy in their religion. Don’t want to blaspheme.
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@dantypo I mean, it’s Trump, man. And sadly it’s just because of his words (because on paper the left should find someone like George W. Bush to be INFINITELY WORSE). But Trump vocally disagreed with them and was cheered for it and they just can’t handle that.
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@FrankDeScushin @ElijahSchaffer Nope, but I understand your fetish and inclinations make you feel that way.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@6Voodoo What happens if you make a Japanese sword using their processes with good steel?
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@hilcrowder Talking negatively about her ex on the internet, even indirectly. HINT HINT.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@officialatraes Truth. Even a lot of the anti-woke people were cheering it for someone finally making a game based around African culture instead of race swapping an existing character. And then the other shoe dropped.
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@NewsM101 The rumor was (and I believe it based on Marvel’s recent track record) that the film was originally going to be about Brielle Brooks and a bunch of chicks and Ali’s Blade was not the lead. Supposedly Ali threatened to walk over it. Sounds like it’s not sorted out yet.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@PaternityUK If anybody wants to help expose paternity fraud, learn how to do genetic genealogy with Ancestry and 23andme and join groups like DNA Detectives. I didn’t get into it for that reason, but it has been a really satisfying bonus busting sooooo many cheating women.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@aimeeterese No no, you don’t understand. Humans are the only animals where it’s wrong for all the sexually mature ones to make babies with each other. Actually, scratch that. We’re not humans at all. We’re uh… something else. Biological urges? Like farm animals? Come on now.
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@25_zjm_93 @BuzzingPop I wonder if they burnt the shit out of him. Even some of those high wattage LED lights (if that’s what those are) get hot enough to fuck you up.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@FreyGives @crazyclipsonly If I had to choose between flipping the electric chair switch on the sex offender wing of San Quentin or a bunch of cyclists, I’d pick the cyclists.
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@assassinscreed WE WUZ SAMURAI
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@SandmanMGTOW Women will always wear the least amount they can without other women calling them a slut. If that ever point reaches literally nothing, then yup, they’ll be naked.
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@Courtne10949646 @rach262003 *looks at your obnoxious timeline*
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@Jamwah60 @6Voodoo Interesting and disappointing. Would’ve been cool if you could make a super-strong katana that way or something.
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@CarilynJohnson It’s also just evil and wrong to expect a bunch of teenage girls to run the front door against a violent body mutilation cult.
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@pearlythingz Inferiority complex + racism
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@AnthonyCumia It literally had nothing to do with race. There’s been a huge bullying scandal in the school, the daughter was supposedly one of the bullied that the superintendent did nothing about. That’s it. That’s all it was.
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@NNicxD2 @ChristalRaine @slowcoreapistx Yes, it gets filtered, but people can and have been banned for saying it. Google it. Overwatch is one of the most ban happy games around.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@pearlythingz Gawt damn, Pearl.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@TheUfoJoe @NickMadrid16 @realannapaulina @timburchett To elaborate a little more for people that might not know, individual Congressmen can’t subpoena anyone. Only congressional committees and subcommittees can, and even then usually only by majority vote of the committee or by the committee chair authorizing it and subpoenas are…
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@whatever8272t @pearlythingz Well, someone had to since they clearly can’t do it themselves. And you’re welcome by the way.
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@ari_bronstein @RichardHanania Ha. That’s exactly what it’s like. Like someone’s busybody grandma saying “Have you seen the new neighbors? *mouths the N word*”
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@whatever8272t @pearlythingz Maybe not, but their IQs will be about 10-15 points higher thanks to breeding with white people.
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@Grummz @Forbes Cope, dilate and seethe in hell @PaulTassi
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@klothscape @6Voodoo I’ll take one floppy dildo katana at your earliest convenience please.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@againstgrmrs The little one is actually a girl, but otherwise yes.
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@movezlikejager @officialatraes Fuck yeah. Imagine if they hadn’t advertised that at all too. Would’ve been an awesome surprise.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@tmdanis @NickADobos The novel Blindsight by Peter Watts had a similar idea. Vampires were an ancient hominid species whose brains would short circuit if they saw an exact 90 degree angle cross, because that geometry doesn’t occur much in nature. Humans figured that out and drove them to extinction.
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@maletsemana You don’t have to keep trying to convince us how fragile and bad at arguing you are, sweetheart. We believe you. I promise.
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@Saseaer @assassinscreed “First African samurai”
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@RealCandaceO @MattWalshBlog Put this on X so I don’t have to give YouTube any revenue.
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@MisterHoneyBear
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@123456789_MW @HammerToe @stillgray No, the older one, Jackson, is a biological male that she “transitioned” to a girl. Google it. She talks about it openly and is proud of it. She’s sick.
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