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🔞 amelia she/her 21 year old teenage girl | neurodivergent | aspiring artist-writer-creative-woman-thing

Joined January 2022
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@MegamiAmelia
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new year new pinned tweet my name is amelia and I tweet a lot about my interests and my life in general as well i retweet other posts frequently, including 18+ content. please do not follow me if you are uncomfortable with this or a minor. here's a 5x5 of video games i enjoy
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Why don't pictures like this ever trend
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AI on boomer Facebook is on a whole other level
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Suddenly reminded that the robots in Detroit: Become Human have to stand in the back of the bus and rolling my eyes so hard in the back of my head I die
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the new discord mobile update
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>go to evo >get on stream >just start cranking my shit >not even playing the game >lose >refuse to elaborate
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ain't no way
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will this finally get white people to realize all cops are bastards
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Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: ‘What am I supposed to do?’
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The men in black suits coming on stage to grab that guy who started talking about Bill Clinton
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they know there's wild encounters and they can't get a pokemon until they're 10
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Babies instinctually avoid grass. Do they know something we don't?!
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the end of this trailer for some fucking reason
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The next Spider-Man movie is coming to theaters June 2023. Watch the new trailer for Spider-Man: Across the #SpiderVerse now.
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dude oh my god the lead dev of pokerogue quit because it was taking up too much time in his life and he's committed to god and Jesus christ first and foremost i think im gonna lose it
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when video games take time and resources to make 🤯
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"im sorry for zerking off to deepfake pokimane" my wife sobbing in the background over our broken marriage: my twitch chat: monkaS monkaS monkaS COCKA COCKA COCKA pepega pepega pepega
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Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya
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felt like adding another layer of quote retweet to this for no reason
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Sanrio E-Girl :3333
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It’s really funny when people on here learn like five stock viral meme phrases and just try to use them as a response to anything they see
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are there really people in ff14 who go "im gonna be a smoke detector" and name their character smoke detector and stand next to campfires and just do this and pay every month for a sub to this game where all they do is roleplay as a fire alarm
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YUJI NAKA IS GOING TO PRISON FOR LONGER THAN THE MOBILE GAME HE COMMITTED INSIDER TRADING OVER WAS ACTIVE FOR
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GSK | https://cohost.org/gosokkyu
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Yuji Naka has been sentenced to 2 years, 6 months prison, suspended for 4 years, with two fines of ~¥2M & ~¥170M🇯🇵
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im fucking crying
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thank god I found it
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there's a video in my bookmarks that's missing now i have to find is
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bros steak had a gacha animation
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HAHAHA I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK THE PERFECT PRIDE PICTURE
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no diss to people committed to religion and all but that shit completely blindsided me reading that letter lol
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@MegamiAmelia
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Mario Moments That Go Hard • @ MarioHardMoments • 52 sec ago World 1 - 1 (Super Mario Bros., April 4, 1983) 🔁 152.9 Trillion ♥️ 5
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why the fuck is geoff keighley tweeting aboit this shit like hideo kojima made it
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Inspector Gadget: Mad Time Party launches Fall 2023 for PS5/PS4, Switch and Steam. Here’s your first look at gameplay shots! Very ready for this game.
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ATLUS WHY WOULD YOU LET ME SELECT "THEIR SEX MATTERS" BUT NOT "THEIR AGE MATTERS" ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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DO THEY KNOW????
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LMAOOOOOOOO
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the grinch leak of the queen's death
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Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...
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my take on limbus company
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fire emblem coming with this trailer right after ffxiv's director said black people dont belong in a fantasy setting is huge cock energy
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Summon the Emblems, seize your destiny! Delve into the story of the Divine Dragon with this new trailer for #FireEmblem Engage, coming to #NintendoSwitch on 1/20!
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@Wario64
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Sony shares a video titled "Sony’s Creative Entertainment Vision" including a look at a concept futuristic controller "Ten years from now, we will be living in a more multi-layered world where physical and virtual realities overlap without boundaries"
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guys you can still like pokerogue the creator is just a weird uneducated christian and the people who were getting banned were all from one weirdo centrist mod please stop being annoying in my replies. thanks.
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why is he next to all these anime girls
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actually if 9/11 happened today it would be called 5/19 because today is 5/19 in america
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If 9/11 happened today
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@MegamiAmelia
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have you ever seen something in your YouTube recommended that instantly makes you want to tell the creator to kill themselves
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cancer is such a horrible thing to go through. i wouldn't wish it on any human. good thing Andrew Tate is not human
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Andrew Tate - Medical Update possible Cancer The CT report is extremely alarming. Andrew Tate may have lung Cancer. Urgent biopsy needed & a 6 month delay could be fatal There are reports he lost 10kgs in weight which is also a sign of cancer. Cancer could be incurable now
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What the fuck am I supposed to do here?
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@italeoo wow these phrases are so raw 😊 I bet someone from Ohio made these 😊
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acab includes the gegagedigeflufagde nugget
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Gegagedigedagedago! Which one is better? TYPE IN COMMENTS! #compilation #meme #nuggetdancing
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possibly the worst thumbnail ever
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do not hit translate
@DisneyPIusIL
דיסני פלוס
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אני גזען! 🪴 השתיל האהוב על כולם יוצא מהאגרטל אל העולם הגדול, עם 5 סרטים קצרים מאולפני מארוול, עכשיו בלעדית ב- #דיסניפלוס!
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how could you not be embarrassed making this shit man
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@emoblackgirl420 im crying is he saying he'd back the blue if he wasnt bullied by gamefaq mods as a kid 😭
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live mitsuru reaction cam
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Mitsuru please get off my screen :(
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@AeragaX you hate everything and for what. you lead a miserable life
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you're going to hell before you die
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be so fucking serious what the fuck is this
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GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE
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【NIKKE PROFILE - Soda: Twinkling Bunny】 ✅ Manufacturer: TETRA Line ✅ Affiliation: Maid For You ✅ Weapon: SG: Undiminished Even though she is proficient in cleaning and little else, Soda ends up being the sole representative of Maid For You in the competition to keep the
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@NxtDeterio imagine getting a youtuber to sponsor your drink and they describe the taste as fucking cereal milk
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DiscussingFilm looking at the "One year ago, the MINECRAFT movie released in theaters" tweet in the drafts knowing its going to hit 90k likes
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Dates! They are important, because they allow us to clear our calendars for exciting, nay, MONUMENTAL events. Such as the upcoming Minecraft movie, which finally has one! March 4, 2022. Just around the corner! A few more details here:
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she suckin my dick i was on playstation
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hi guys
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Chick-fil-A employees walking up to the trans girl in the back of the kitchen after I order my 15th frosted lemonade of the day
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It’s only a matter of time until they start putting tranny semen in the frosted lemonade at this point.
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@TFevenisOatmeal what the fuck are you talking about you're literally lying out your ass. male kirlias can still evolve into gardevoir but only male kirlia can evolve into gallade thats literally just a mechanic in pokemon thats how the game works
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@SoulDrainer_ 1.5k following i know that timeline is nasty freaky
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Guess which one of these ga- Mmghnn... Ah, fuck... (slurp) Your cock... it's so big...
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Guess which one of these games was made by a multi-billion dollar company
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"Let's fight somewhere empty"
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Another idea @elonmusk . Remove the Bookmarks side link (look up the stats. Must not be used often) and add a new page called Blowjobs. Allows users to meet other users to give or receive Blowjobs. Used to train the AI algorithm for marketing. Let me know what you think @elommusk
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me watching this: wow this is pretty awful surely it can't get any more racist the last 5 seconds of this video:
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Men enjoy mentally unstable women more, study says
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They did this shit to SMT too
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share this post if you think something should happen to leffen
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@CutVideoGame me when I found the Pokémon Sleep devs
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imagine working retail and you see the dude with the emergency gooning kit run into the bathroom
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nobody has fucking said that
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someone in chat said "steven universe sucks lol" and jerma instantly unlocked him and won a match with him out of spite
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He came to me in a vision so I had to make him
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"Hush little Chuddy don't you cry, Tradwife's gonna bake you an apple pie"
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Alright Stealth thats it we're breaking into your house with hammers
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A Nintendo Direct is rumored to be scheduled for February 15th. If it's a regular Nintendo Direct, it will be announced on Wednesday. If it's a Partner Direct, maybe it's shadow dropped on Thursday. I'm excited!
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he fucking painted an orange
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love the racism kasumi sprite too
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I really hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is actually gameplay of Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn and not Fire Emblem Engage, which is the upcoming entry in the series. Frankly I don't know how you could mix up those entries when one isn't even out yet but it is what it is.
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Fire Emblem Engage combat is just this
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explaining algebra to an American: so imagine a burger
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Nobody is going to get this one right...
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Hey Culture Crave, just wanted to let you know you made a typo in this tweet, you say Morbius has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 19% but its actually supposed to be a 190%, you forgot the 0 at the end.
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#Morbius debuts to 19% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 47 reviews 🤢 "One of the worst popcorn blockbuster experiences in recent memory"
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AND HE'S NOT A COVER HE'S A QUILT, WE'RE PUTTIN SHIT TOGETHER LIKE
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These CGI Criterion covers are getting ridiculous
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@kaworuprimusamv they promised
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@Shinken_Oh Statement from Yoshi P about the games release:
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why the fuck would nintendo switch their youtube profile picture to the switch 2 logo when they never changed it to the switch logo in the first place you fucking raisin brained bastard
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Hyping irresponsibly activated. Profile picture gone. Switch 2 logo drops tomorrow. 😬
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they turned mr beast into a RWBY character
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Starting December 14, the MrBeast and MrBeast6000 Outfits will be available for purchase in the Fortnite Item Shop!
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bernie will be there for sonic superstars
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Congratulations to more than 200 workers at @SEGA who are coming together to fight for better pay, fair benefits, and dignity at work.
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oh mein gott zis profil is full of nacktfotos!!!!
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you cannot be serious dude
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me watching a 9 year old girl getting shot by a cop and her grandfather being b executed by firing squad on the big screen (im watching the sonic 3 movie)
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Boston after Dunkin' Donuts unleashes their spiked drinks to the world
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sunny side up egg, bacon, american cheese, semen from a 4 inch girl penis who quivers on the slightest touch
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@DanaMarie262 you should make your kids brush their damn teeth
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@ca_dmv_bot wow good job cali dmv guy. another profane license plate blocked. keeping the streets clean 👍
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@SoulDrainer_ he's COOL AND RED
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@feederofcats it's still so unreal how big bitty is now, but I'm happy for him
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this is what i believe ubers were made for
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Did you ever see this in your Uber!?
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is the video being sped up or is the tesla running 60 at any opportunity it can in the parking lot
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This is how I move around parking lot.. you don’t? $TSLA
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@husbandu garten of banban
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@CharMayCry why is one of the cheeseburgers a single and the rest ars doubles!!!
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Brushing your teeth, taking a shower and doing your laundry are the new big 3
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kira 👾
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Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen and Demon Slayer are the new big 3
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all cops are bastards all cops are complicit the only way a cop helps society is by giving up their badge. thanks for flooding my replies with your boot throating opinions but I genuinely don't care.
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@ca_dmv_bot this one and the elite cp plate are adding up to something odd at the california department of motor vehicles
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