Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦 @MbataneMatshaya Twitter profile

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

8 years

Let me make it abundantly clear, as a general rule, I do not respond to stray tweets from third party followers!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

These honest South Africans found this abandoned bag, opened it and on realising the contents, went to drop it at the police station! 👊

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 years

The Bafokeng nation in the North West have a kingdom that is not only organized, but does not depend on taxpayers' money to pay for the groceries of their king!

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2 years

MALEMA: The Zulu kingdom is the only remaining organized kingdom of Black people, and it must be protected. #EFFHeritageDayRally

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Somizi.....

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@MbataneMatshaya

3 months

Bianca Van Wyk is running a very successful and effective country duty campaign! We see you Ms B.

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 years

The procurement of all goods and services under funds allocated to the KZN disaster must be broadcast live on TV! Sikhathele yi gebengu!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Health Minister, Dr Zweli Mkhize has done a phenomenal job so far! He's been a marvel to watch. Now watch some thankless idiots tell us "we cannot praise a fish for swimming".

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 months

Going on maternity leave one day before you give birth is not a sign of revolutionary commitment. It is a sign of a pervasive toxic and misogynistic culture!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

All looters must arrested. Asbestos looters, VBS looters, ESKOM looters, Transnet looters, SAA looters, Tshwane looters etc. Whether they are senior, junior or middle leaders! WE DON'T CARE!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

There's no doubt that the age group 35-49 sets the national mood! Although there's 7 million of them, they have capacity to turn vaccine hesitancy on its head thru use of social media and other methods! Our national breadwinners! 😍

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

Underground parking at #SaxonwoldShebeen

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

How I wished you were this vocal about the plight of the poor depositors at VBS. Who are now victims of the most disgusting thieves among us - their liberation pretenders!

Mbuyiseni Ndlozi

@MbuyiseniNdlozi

4 years

We are pushing against all efforts to pull a 1994/1996 on us AGAIN. We will not take the sleeping tablets of Rugby euphoria AGIAN. We will be better than our parents; we choose to feel the PAINFUL TRUTH of our wretched conditions WE REFUSE UNITY WITHOUT EQUALITY AND THE LAND

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

A board of directors convened a meeting to listen to a complaint about late coming of an employee? A qourate board meeting? Give me a f*cken break!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 years

I have reached a stage where I'm now doubting that Carl Niehaus is even Carl Niehaus!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Sentletse armed with an honours degree in Biblical Studies from University of Bophuthatswana knows more about epidemiology than leading SA scientists combined!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

This guy right here 👇 knows suffering. He spend 22 years of his life in jail. He was not arrested for throwing tantrums over cigarettes and jogging! He was fighting for an end of the most violent, racist and despicable system of oppression ever experienced by human kind!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 years

My Tweeps Magwa Tea is available at Spar in most towns in the Eastern Cape. They produce the best black tea in SA. Le tea yenziwa ngomama no tata bethu. Let's support them! ❤

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

@realDonaldTrump 75,200,0000 Legal Votes. The most EVER against a sitting President!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Good!!!!!! What if it was Hlaudi? 😂

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

5 years

WATCH: Mzekezeke refused access into the SABC after not removing balaclava | @DrumMagazine

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

We should never forget. Bhisho massacre, 7 Sept 1992

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

I wanna break a record today. I wanna block 1095 people in one day, which will translate to 399 675 daily!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

On this day 18 years ago, the state of capture started in my life! I married a princess, a beautiful soul inside and outside! I married my handler! 🤩

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

@KagutaMuseveni @tito_mboweni @CyrilRamaphosa Weren't you here for Nelson Mandela's inauguration as well?

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

After all these years in parliament John Steenhuisen couldn't even register for cooking course?

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

JUST IN: Piet Rampedi's imaginary Tembisa decuplets turn 4 months today!!!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

Dear South African media, Digital Vibes is not a communication firm, please!!! It is letterbox company that was created to illegally secure a government tender. Respect us.

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

If @jsteenhuisen refuses a live TV debate with @mbalimcdust , there will be no basis for him to call for a live debate with an ANC leader during national and provincial elections!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Arrogance on display, kwaphela nentloni! Buya Yesu!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

"Ungandilibali" Tweet! 🤣🤣🤣

Minister Jackson Mthembu

@JacksonMthembu_

5 years

As today is the first Sunday and your first day at office after taking the oath , may our almighty God be with you in this most important journey of your life . Congratulations Mr president @CyrilRamaphosa , the hopes of the nation rests on your broad shoulders .

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Maleka: Mr Manyi would you accept it that today, 25 Nov 2018, is a Monday? Manyi: Chair I need to give a context to my answer....$₩¥€_&#$@÷&* spillage....relating to psychographics....as it were, chair! Maleka:

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Today, I go under the knife, hope to make it back...

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Okay now this is breach of protocol. This is my handler of 24 years!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Baleka Mbete (71) is reportedly "anxious about her future" after this year's general elections. What future?

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Today marks my 74th day without touching alcohol. But you won't read about it in the media!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

My #CabinetOfClowns 1. Andile Mngxitama 2. Jimmy Manyi 3. Carl Niehaus 4. Andries Tlouamma 5. Andile Lungisa 6. Terror Lekota 7. Hlaudi Motsoeneng 8. Kenneth Meshwe 9. Kenny Kunene 10. Steve Hofmeyr 11. Des van Rooyen 12. Helen Zille 13. Vytjie Mentor

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

From the bottom of my heart, I'd like to thank my Twitter friends, brothers and sisters who have opened their wallets to support my daughter to go showcase her talents in the US. She departs for New York tonite at 20h55! I can't describe her feelings right now! She's on cloud 9!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

Finding political solutions to criminal conduct will be disastrous for SA. It will make a mockery of our legal system and will create a law for politicians and another for ordinary people. That is morally, constitutionally and legally untenable!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

Part of the revamped East London Aquarium. Uthule uba awuyazi! 😎

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

The Finalists for 2017 Most irritating Tweeps (in no particular order): 1. Vuyani SC 😣 2. Jimmy Manyi 😥 3. Gupta Bots 😣 4. Mngxitama 😕 5. Aka 😩 6. Helen Zille 😒 7. NDZ demagogues 😳 8. Closeted racists 😷 9. Bo 😞 10. Kaizer Chiefs fans 😭

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Today marks 24 years of unity with my handler. To celebrate this momentous occasion, my kids have created .....wait for it..... a Family WhatsApp Group! Nkosi Sikelela i Afrika! 🙆‍♀️

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

In life and death they continue to torment her! She is us. We will never forsake her! We will judge her by OUR values and NOT the values of our Oppressers!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

EFF is pulling down its celebration posters in EL, impressive stuff! 👌 I have seen posters of other parties hanging stubbornly on these poles 3 months after the event!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

This is gonna hurt many fragile egos! 😂

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

I accept the extension. It's in our best interest, particularly our vulnerable communities! Well done to the Command What-What!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

Judge Zilwa in Port Elizabeth, said not with me satan, ku Omotoso! 😂

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

By accepting Jezaas as their Lord and Saviour! True!

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@BDliveSA

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KPMG SA can be saved, says chairman Wiseman Nkuhlu

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Hawks must arrest Ndzeku immediately after his testimony today. This is sickening!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

The old man in this pic with #CR17 , a co-founder of Slo Foot, a jazz band from Zwelitsha passed on last friday! May his soul RIP!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

2 months

This is not a public apology. This is public humiliation!

Fighter 🇵🇸

@NalediChirwa

2 months

Public Apology on failure to attend Budget Speech in Parliament on the 21st of February 2024 🙏🏾🫶🏾

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

Shaun Abrahams watching proceedings at #SCA in Bloemfontein

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

Politicians are scoundrels. The DA has for years been urging ANC MPs to vote with the conscience on the Vote of No Confidence against Zuma. Now a DA councillor does just that and he is fired on the spot by, guess who?....the same DA. 🤣

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

"Oksalayo" meaning, finally (source: Facebook) 🤣

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

@ewnreporter How do they dismiss an owner? 🙄

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

Nelson Mandela is now a villain of the struggle. A sellout, we are told. Next week it will be OR Tambo, Steve Biko, Robert Sobukwe...until we are left with no hereos but them!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Concourt tells the RET Foundation to voetsek!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

@Spellbreaker_SA @phumelele_t @Nestle We must use the power of Social Media to correct this INJUSTICE. Please Retweet Pumelele's story. Let's exert pressure on @Nestle to act like a responsible corporate citizen it should be!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Your problem is to think you have a monopoly of consciousness. To make these generalised statements does not make your argument any better, rather they expose your fragility! Unfortunately there's no cure for your illness!

Mbuyiseni Ndlozi

@MbuyiseniNdlozi

4 years

Self-hating blacks, who like being the only ones on top, thrive on the disunity of black people. The only unity that matters to them is with whites. Everyday they cause DISUNITY amongst black workers, black landless people, black artists, black women, black students. Tragic!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Reasoning of a very troubled small mind. Probably a supporter of the cult!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

They must never allow Ben Ngubane to chair anything again, including his family meetings! 😦

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

I want to say something about Phumzile van Damme, but I'm now born again!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

Until Jimmy Manyi accounts for R450m worth of assets he "bought" from Guptas, he has no right to determine how we spend our salaries!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

What Des has done today is to confirm that the court of public opinion was correct to label him a Gupta stooge!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Konje this would have been Nxamalala's last SONA but Jesus said No!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

This spreadsheet Jesu wase Nazarete!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

I think the Ministerial Hanbook must make it compulsory for all members of the executive (and their families) to use public hospitals and take their children to public schools!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

Hayi i Ankole ziqhuba i fumigation ngoku! 🤣🤣🤣

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

This was not an eviction, they were stripping him of his humanity. An act inspired by racism! Disgusting pieces of manure!

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@LudidiVelani

4 years

28 year old Bulelani Qholani says he was bathing when City's Law enforcement officials tried to remove him from his shack to demolish it. He says he was left embarrassed and will never forget this moment. The City said it has launched an urgent investigation into the matter

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Tomorrow I finally turn 40 years. I'm so nervous!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

I hope Mbeki's first job at Unisa will be to find Ellen Tshabalala's degree certificate!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Food parcels must be stopped, immediately! Give vouchers or cash to people and allow them the right to make own food choices. Apart from providing expired and sometimes inadequate food basket, they trample on the dignity of our people!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

3 years

You must understand that the current chaos provides Julius with political capital. He wants it to run for as long as it takes for political reasons. Bringing SANDF will bring this to a halt. That's why he's pissed. It's not rocket science!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

For a moment I thought these okes were our Springboks...😎

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

CSIR is world class!!! 👌

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

That video clip of Dr Mbuyiseni Ndlozi being treated as Khaphela has left me traumatised!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Have you noticed how senior members of the cult when we have to deal with serious matters confronting society, they disappear into thin ice? Mention Jamnadas, they come barking!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

In the next 20 years Ethiopia will be among the top 5 countries in Africa in terms on the Human Development Index!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

We don't need rugby to unite us, neither do we need your fake wokeness!

Sentletse 🇷🇺🇿🇦🇵🇸

@Sentletse

4 years

There is no rugby that is going to unite us. Can South Africans stop being stupid!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

This must be driving the cult nuts!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gautrain

@TheGautrain

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Can you feel the electrifying energy waiting for the @Springboks ? #Bokke #StrongerTogether #GautrainJourneys #RWC2019

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Prof Karim's presentation must have been a sobering thought to many alcoholics!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

Konje we can't get bra Putin to cover our backs against Donald because of that outstanding issue...

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Le nkohlakalo yokufaka inkukhu ama handbouy seyifile yeyantoni?

🔪Chef Shivambu

@Chefshivambu

4 years

Third attempt on roast peking duck in this one is definitely for the books. Pretty chuffed i must say #fortheloveofit

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@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Nxamalala is trying so hard to convince us that's he's on Twitter...meanwhile we know it's Thobeka who's running that account!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

Indoda mayibe nemali ye bail!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Vusi Thembechoir drags through the mud the only Black Industrialist we know!

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@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

Dololo reaction from the Rand? #MmusiMaimane

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@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

The feeling is mutual! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

6 years

uZuma looks so happy without us. 😂😢

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@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

Zungula probably dreams about Phalaphala/Ramaphosa every night! It's a sickening obsession! 😂😂😂

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

5 years

We thank the patron @osipuka for making this boxing exhibition happen! Zwelitsha is truly indebted guerrilla! 👊

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

If you do it for Soweto, you must do it for: 1. Motherwell 2. Nyanga 3. Tembisa 4. Mdantsane 5. KwaMashu 6. Seshego 7. Zwelistha 8. KwaDukuza 9. Gugulethu 10. Zwide 11. Dimbaza 12. Alexandra 13. Shoshanguve 14. Mamelodi 15. KwaThema 16. Emlazi 17. And...and...and

Kgoši Maepa

@kgosi_maepa

1 year

BREAKING NEWS - The idea of scrapping R5 Billion owed by Soweto residents is spot on! The idea of Premier @Lesufi to ask National Treasury to scrap the R5 Billion owed to Eskom by Soweto residents is spot on and correct. In the current economic climate, its important to restart!

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@MbataneMatshaya

1 year

5 days to go and Duduzane's presidential campaign is yet to take off!

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@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

365 days without touching liquor! Thank you Jezaas!

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@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

The minister of health is pleased to announce that the Russians are back! #Listeriosis

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

We haven't forgotten that Karima Brown used Xolani Gwala's illness to resuscitate her failing pseudo-journalistic career! 🤨

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

Dear Black Folks If you can't afford MaXhosa's creative work. Issokay! But don't blame him, blame colonialism, apartheid, your parents, your ex etc... but leave the chap alone! 😊 From A struggling veteran!

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@MbataneMatshaya

7 years

South Africa's immediate challenges: 1. Poverty 2. Inequality 3. Unemployment 4. Corruption, and 5. Sizwe Dhlomo

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

6 years

When I tweeted that Zuma was ANC's most expensive mistake....I meant this shit we are in now! We will take more than 10 years to recover from the Zuma mess!

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Mbathane Matshaya 🇿🇦

@MbataneMatshaya

4 years

We hope EFF will also give you a payment holiday from those ridiculous tithes you have to pay!

Mbuyiseni Ndlozi

@MbuyiseniNdlozi

4 years

Economic measures? Bond, rent, insurance, school fees etc. payment holidays? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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