@ThatEricAlper
I'll tell you what definitely is not returning after the pandemic: my faith that the American people will unite in times of great difficulty.
Pre-COVID, I always said, "We may disagree, but at least when faced with a common tragedy, we'll come together."
We never will again.
@_nomadic_soul
Who is that guy?
My wife nearly died birthing our first child, so we said no more. The second pregnancy was a surprise, and that nearly killed her as well.
I vowed never to put her in danger again, so I got a vasectomy.
This guy deliberately put his wife's life in danger.
@jade_angelkiss
@elonmusk
Who exactly is "celebrating" her death, may I ask?
Specifically, tell me ... because from what I've seen, everybody from BOTH SIDES have been saying good things about her life and her movies.
So ... I think you're pushing an agenda.
People who claim they don't care about Tea Leoni sure are spending their energy tweeting about how they don't care she's leaving Twitter.
Me ... I just want another season of Madam Secretary, because she's badass!
Which is absolutely true.
However, since Queen Elizabeth was born some 2 or 3 generations AFTER the Irish Famine, that one cannot be laid at her dead feet.
The Irish Famine was not the result of a potato crop failure. It was a deliberate campaign by the British to deny the people of Ireland the food they needed to survive.
#IrishTwitter
@AmysMargin
Actually, I did that when my kids were late teens
There were times I had to tell them, "Listen, I wouldn't allow a guest or a family member to stay in this house if they were disrespectful to my wife. Tell me what gives YOU more courtesy than that?"
@JlowellSmith
@iproposethis
It's not ridiculous, Josh.
I snapped a girl's bra when I was 13, and giggled.
The girl turned around in her chair in that math class and slapped me right across the face and said, "Don't do that to me or anyone ever again!"
And she was right.
Respect women, Josh.
Learn how.
@_nomadic_soul
My wife nearly died on her first pregnancy.
The second was a delightful surprise, but still fraught with tension (high blood pressure). He was preemie.
After nearly losing her twice, we got me snipped. Figured, two is sufficient, and I never want to put her in danger.
@RealChrisSays
"like"
EXAMPLE:
I was like
going to the like
store you know and
like
I saw all these people there and
they were like
all buying fruits n vegetables n shit
and I was like
I just wanna get some tortillas, like
where's the tortillas at?
Whenever I see WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH trending, I know that something vile is afoot.
And... sadly, did not disappoint.
Protesting at a funeral is really bad form.
That wasn't the place.
@adamtheduell
Jesus doesn't care how they are dressed as long as they hear the message of salvation.
Bet you are the type who would have thrown the first stone ... even after being the adulterer.
@_nomadic_soul
Not true at all.
Yes, sex is great (Thank you, dear Lord!) but I did not marry my wife to be a sex toy. I married her because she's smart and funny and kick-ass and a devoted daughter of Christ and because she loves to travel and her hair smells great!
😎
@brclothwrites
Yes.
WHY??? everyone asks ...
well, I'll tell you why ... 1) it teaches control, elegance, and precision. Also, beauty in craft.
2) It will help you read historical documents that you may find in attics that will provide insights into your ancestry.
@bdk1521
That is part of it.
It's the second part of it.
But equally as important.
How we treat each other IS how we treat God.
Loving each other is, in a sense, worship of God.
@kyokoTHEpoet
@_nomadic_soul
I'm not the best husband in the world, not by a long shot, but I know one thing: a husband's MAIN purpose is the safety of his wife and kids.
That guy's response just infuriated me!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
@Evie4Freedom
I have 3 kids, all grown now, but I have to say, if I were still in "childbearing age," the way the world is now ... I would not have children.
There, I said it.
@bdk1521
I saw an interview once with Steve Irwin and he said, "People think I don't like money. I love money! I want ALL the money! Then I can use it to BUY LAND! And let the animals roam free on the land!"
I was like, "I love that man!"
@DoctrinesofRad
@thescottbarber
ALL his posts?
Why would you read ALL the posts of a guy you know disagrees with everything you say?
That sounds ... kinda creepy
😬
just sayin'
@_nomadic_soul
I am just sick and tired of the narrative of the "woman keeping her legs shut"
That so demeaning and vile.
Why don't men keep their dicks in their pants?
How about that?
Don't want an abortion? don't ejaculate! EASY!!
Don't mean to brag, but I just went to the grocery store and got a shopping cart with wheels perfectly balanced and aligned.
Found it on the first try!
😎
@_nomadic_soul
Whenever men say they built civilization we should just say, "Yeah. It shows. Now get out of the way and let the women try to clean up your damn mess."
@petepango
@ThinkingAtheist
Exactly.
Atheists have the strong sense of moral implications and theists invent them (religion) and ignore them (self-righteousness) as they feel like it.
@WomnOfValor
Men: What do women want?
Women: We want you not to be jerks.
Men: Bible says you should zip it, ladies.
Women: Bible also says you should be like Jesus and go to the Cross for us.
Men: You telling us what to do?! JEZEBEL!
@WomnOfValor
What's screamingly hilarious is that their "tradition" is a fantasy. A myth.
That photo at the bottom. Never happened.
It's a myth of how they wanted to see themselves, even back then.
#Motivation
#Inspiration
Make your bed, every day.
Because many times, your day is going to go sideways and totally fall to pieces, but at least you will always be able to say you got at least ONE THING accomplished that day.
And it's the small victories that keep us going!
@Purity4God
@WomnOfValor
@haymes_joshua
Troll ... we all know that the word "modesty" is code for "inability of the male to see a female as a full human being but needs to categorize her as 'saint' or 'whore'"
You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
And it's wrong and it's not Biblical
@crateangel
Nessie never did anything to me, and Bigfoot helped me change a tire once, but dammit, those ETs probed my grandfather and I swear to God one day they shall pay!!
@storyofndblake
Personally, doesn't matter to me if "law abiding gun owners" put their gins down or not. It's Constitutional, so do it, don't, whatever.
I will say this though: don't ever tell me Jesus wants you to have a gun to potentially take human life, because He doesn't.
Period.
@sizzle_sarah
For the last time, homelessness is caused by the greedy capitalists driving up the rent so that housing is unaffordable.
But searching for the root cause of social problems really isn't your strong suit, is it?
@WomnOfValor
I personally find it hilarious that all the churches in the 1990s forbade us to read Harry Potter or see the movies because it was witchcraft, and now all the unbelievers forbid us to like anything by JK Rowling because they've labeled her a "terf"
All extremism is oppressive.
@_nomadic_soul
Agreed.
I would even go so far to say that one can not even ask for grace. Grace must be something freely bestowed, it can never be coerced in any way.
@808nobody
@mikeschwitter
Oh my... that is deliciously subtle.
And the fact that I've never caught on before ....well that kind of just proves her point.
😀
@_nomadic_soul
You have all my respect.
This must be exhausting ... not just for you, but for all women.
I sincerely apologize that men are so ... like this.
But thank you for doing what you do.
@byMorganWright
Actually, just last week someone posted a quote from Neil Gaiman, which read:
Life will always be stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
And he's right. Fiction that doesn't make sense generally doesn't get read much.
@FHE_Dad
It's not a "hate" for AI. It's called "integrity" and
@McconnellEryn
has it in droves.
Your lack of concern or understanding for wanting creative works to be honest, both artistically and intellectually, calls into question your integrity or possible lack thereof.
@SophiaGazelle
@godlywomanhood
@KathrynPNW
My wife and I are devout followers of Jesus Christ and we would never take each other's phones away, because we respect each other as adults and we don't treat each other like toddlers.
@Hudson7300
@_nomadic_soul
Not really.
On a base, instinctive, subconscious level, men fear women and their reproductive capabilities, which renders them closer to God than the male will ever be.
That makes men jealous, which turns to anger, which turns to hate.
Think about it for a bit.
@_nomadic_soul
In my house, whoever cooks, the other does dishes.
My cooking is inedible, so my wife and son cook and I do all the dishes.
A man who won't do dishes is no real man. A real man does what needs to be done and divides labor.
@_nomadic_soul
I agree with you.
There is nothing "simple" about pregnancy. My wife had several miscarriages, and her pregnancies almost took her life.
It might be "natural" but "natural" does NOT mean "easy" .... "natural" doesn't even mean "safe."
I am glad you are now emerging
@ask_aubry
I am not female, but if I were female, boy would I roll my eyes every time I heard some person who does not have a vagina pontificate upon how it feels to have one.
Oh my GAWD!
They killed Joan Rivers for speaking the TRUUUUUUTH!
MICHELLE IS MICHAEL OBAMA!
How many more must die for Liberal lies?
How many moooooooooooorrrrrre?
@_nomadic_soul
The fact that you keep getting such savage responses by those who purport to know Christ is a good indication as to why the world is turning away from Christ.
But mainly, I'm so sorry that you have to put up with crud like this.
@_nomadic_soul
He needs to wipe that fratboy smirk off his face and tell the class what HE brings to the table.
Is he ready to sacrifice?
I mean, real sacrifice!
It's 2024 and there are still an insane number of men who still think women are somehow inferior emotionally and intellectually?
Holy fuck, is there ANY hope for men?
Seriously, fuck this misogynistic bullshit!!
@NatashaCL7
I am sorry.
I was wrong.
I will do better.
I will do whatever it takes to repair this relationship.
You are important, and I was wrong to have forgotten that.
@RaeMargaret61
Savage, but not vulgar or laced with expletives and it appears factually accurate.
I like honesty in obituaries. I also detest the whole "all hearts and flowers" obits that read like Hallmark Christmas movies.
@JesseSm26211261
@theserfstv
Yes, the heads of the industry should definitely take a pay cut so that the grips and the gaffers can make a livable wage.
@_nomadic_soul
Hate the "not all men" bullshit... if we "good" men were more vocal and LOUD about men being decent human beings, then the "bad" men would know it's not acceptable.
And I know that these terms are simplistic but it's the only way to get the point across.
@_nomadic_soul
The way I see it, the ONLY mandate from God that humanity has fulfilled is the "go forth and multiply"
VERILY VERILY I SAY TO YOU, God is telling us, Y'ALL DONE IT. YOU DONE MULTIPLIED. GIVE IT A REST, NOW!!