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4 years

unbelievably funny

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5 years

Tried to airdrop this pic of “big chungus” to my girlfriend while waiting in a cafe and accidentally sent it to the iPad they use as a register and it fucked up a whole transaction and stressed out multiple employees and I am typing this tweet to avoid having to make eye contact

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6 years

thinking about that time bradley cooper played the elephant man on broadway and instead of using prosthetics he just made a weird face

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bullying this scooter for being a narc

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1 year

so it’s an after school snack.

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3 years

loving life rn

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4 years

truly my favorite form of content. this is porn to me

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1 year

“French kids don’t eat disgusting garbage like a fat American, they eat chocolate sandwiches!”

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2 years

really heartbreaking stuff 💔 😔

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7 years

I didn't get eclipse glasses and now I'm really scared of the eclipse like I'm gonna fuck up and look at it by accident

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3 years

wow i am so relieved that we officially came to the conclusion that the guy i watched murder somebody was a murderer

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3 years

diaper don jr is going full “coked out guy at a party pitching business ideas” on his Instagram right now

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2 years

Kim Wexler is a great character because her existence is a plot hole. The fact that she’s missing from breaking bad creates a shadow over every scene with her in it. Meanwhile @rheaseehorn makes you fall in love with her, which makes that tension even more extreme #BetterCallSaul

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5 years

I met Max Landis at a party and told him I was a big fan of Chronicle and he got mad and embarrassed that I wasn’t aware he has like 5 other movies in the pipeline. He then opened his jacket to reveal he was wearing a shirt with his upcoming IMDB credits written on it. No joke.

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@postgrad_barty She showed up to a bar in full 1950s costume and makeup and said she saw on my profile that I liked the show Mad Men so she dressed like that???

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4 years

@JuliusIrvington ah yes, the classic reaction to doing 4 lines of coke: sleeping

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6 years

We never needed Chris Hardwick when we had a perfectly good Joel McHale already.

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4 years

lmao there is "literally" no difference between me and a nazi for posting this, according to this guy

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@ZeroSuitCamus lmao what

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3 years

@violentlyepic Genuinely one of the most unpleasant videos I’ve seen on here in years

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5 years

a good vlogger wife who doesn’t FLY off the cliff while I’m HIKING!

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6 years

My face when I leave work to find my bradley cooper tweet taking off

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3 years

@rebexxxxa The nurse who married that 90 year old dementia patient to get his money and then tweeted about it so much on her shitposting account that someone intervened and got the whole thing annulled

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@mybigcrack The entire plot line is that the main character’s pig girlfriend is on the verge of dumping him or kicking his ass every day

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5 years

Shit!

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3 years

@eliwilsonpelton The act of making this video means they are millennials. They solved their own question by making this

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6 years

my face when people inform me 1000 times that this is how it’s supposed to be performed

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3 years

@glamdemon2004 I know the country boys are going absolutely feral in her comments rn

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@chefmompiche @sensitivfreight Twitter is the only place where people respond like this lmao. Yeah, she was talking to you. She was directing this at your hyper-specific weird restaurant

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5 years

my tinder profile pic is an easy test but many still fail

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4 years

@robwhisman I was so high when I started the game I named my island “Beanus” and I didn’t know you could never change it

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6 years

@asap_laurel @fuckxlee Ok phew it still works

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2 years

@polishXcellence That ain’t piss that’s got nothing to do with piss! It’s the style

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5 years

Oh you’re 29? You have acid reflux now. All the time. It’s caused by nothing. Enjoy

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4 months

@illjoy_ The only other time he really noticably breaks is when those drunk brothers are talking about Eiffel towering girls together and they start yelling SHOUT OUT TO J SQUAD

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7 years

This is the worst tweet of 2016 easily. A sponsored ad of the Orange is the New Black dude crying about Axe Body Spray

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4 years

@natalie_allison @Tennessean @GeorgeWalkerIV why is everyone in the government a weird freak?

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2 months

AI sucks so fucking bad. There’s nothing remotely interesting about an image of a guy from 1989 if it’s not real. Also his shirt has sleeves but no chest. Just fucking dog shit

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3 years

wtf why did Roberto benigni make TWO Pinocchio movies

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7 months

@jbromovies Loved Anthony Hopkins’ cameo in Silence of the Lambs

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4 years

@PFTompkins @jondaly I saw 1917 in theaters and at an intense quiet part I could hear babu frik go HEY HEYYY in the theater next door

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@bloodberry_tart Implying a disabled person can’t touch grass or go outside seems to be the ableist statement in my humble opinion

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4 years

@postgrad_barty Look, it’s possible that I dealt with this poorly 5 years ago and it was actually awesome.

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3 months

@Slipthorns2 Full blown nazi convention in the replies and every single one of them has a blue check

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8 years

Billy Bush was fired from the Today Show for even being in the same room with the guy who just became president.

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3 years

can’t stop laughing at the idea that most of these people didn’t expect to get this far and now they’re just in there and don’t know what to do

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5 years

is she spitting the pizza into his mouth like a fuckin bird

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Bali, Indonesia

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@wownicebuttdude No amount of abs is worth this psycho shit

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5 years

Every group chat: Person 1: *sends meme* Person 2: Laughed at an image Person 3: Laughed at an image Person 4: Laughed at an image Person 5: *link to Instagram meme* Person 2: can’t read it. private account Person 5: screenshot of IG meme Person 2: Laughed at an image

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4 years

every day you wake up, open your phone, read the craziest shit that’s ever happened in your lifetime, then you move like 20 feet and have to send emails for 8 hours like it’s normal

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@iamtherog I was in a fraternity and many of them are pretty bro-ey dudes. At my buddy’s wedding last year an old sorority friend showed up and is a man now. None of us even flinched, everyone was happy to see him. Also none of them are on twitter. Reminded me most people offline are normal

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2 years

@jackdwagner the best subreddits give you both sides of the spectrum

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3 years

@your_mominlaw @billyeichner It’s so crazy that this is a sentence you can type on the internet and everyone knows what you’re talking about

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@jessisnotanurse How could you not know who big chungus is. He’s right there in the image, that’s big chungus

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2 years

@lunch_enjoyer Does anyone remember the cheating scandal with this guy? Very funny stuff

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3 years

@lou_kicks When I saw Avengers Infinity War the day it came out, the digital projector broke and started just smash-cutting to stills of multiple character deaths and spoilers from later in the movie. I was laughing my ass off but the crowd went absolutely feral screaming and crying lol

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@LongMacVampyr @ksteeno As someone who works in entertainment marketing this legitimately keeps us from doing fun in-world stuff for fandoms because half the people who see it think it’s real and get scared

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7 years

I once was at a taping of America's Got Talent and Piers Morgan was absolutely BLOWN AWAY by a parrot that could only say "soccer"

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Didn't really 'feel' that Beyonce performance. Seemed heavier on the narcissism than the music. #GRAMMYs

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Andrew Callahan cancelled after I convinced every single solitary person I know to watch his movie and bragged about being a day 1 fan

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7 months

@illjoy_ It has an extended looney tunes sequence of him falling down a flight of stairs for 5 mins

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6 years

@kellyblaus Pray to me my child

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@Thinkwert For some reason the administration decided that snowmen or any snowman imagery must be banned for potentially being a drug reference. People drove hours to Tahoe every day and brought back actual snow to build snowmen outside the principal’s office, causing an all out snowman war

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1 year

@SeekTheFinds What if phone bad??????!?!?$??! 😧

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4 years

@eringilfoy my dog once ate an entire roll of quarters and shit quarters for like weeks and he lived till he was 20. Lmk if this makes you feel any better

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@sarahditum I love making up a fake argument nobody is having and then getting mad about it

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@JohnDiLillo Sandman and Lizard are CGI for the entire movie and have almost no dialogue. I assume that was the plan for anyone who didn’t sign up

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5 years

@nickwiger Love getting the mail of the past 15 people who have lived here

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@THR It’s a 100 million dollar epic directed by one of the most famous directors in the history of filmmaking starring Adam Driver and a massive ensemble of A-listers. If you can’t sell it or “position” it, you should instantly retire from the industry. It’s not your calling

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5 years

these are fucking delicious don’t @ me

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3 years

this has been LA culture all along

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5 years

me at age 29 watching 2 full hours of tik tok as some sort of personal torture

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4 years

@LauraLinneyNews @Zendaya Laura Linney go on chapo

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3 years

*aggressively grinds jaw* literally it’s not that hard, we could start our own restaurant, man *sniff* my uncle knows a guy who could get us all the um *cough* the you know, paperwork and stuff

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1 year

I can’t stop laughing at this

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6 years

@fuckxlee Being tall is the only thing I’ve got please don’t ruin this for me

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3 years

@ghoulpilled So THIS is a sigma male

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4 years

@charles_kinbote

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4 years

@Variety I would argue that the entire plot of the series provides context for that episode but yeah ok

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2 years

@JoshuaBermont @dykeules The dwarves in LOTR are a completely respected class of people with their own kingdom and culture. Snow White dwarves are goofballs named “sneezy” and shit. I think it’s a lil different

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All of the projects on that T-shirt have come out and we’re massive pieces of shit. I wish I got a pic of him wearing it, it would have been one of the most embarrassing pics ever taken

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@thoughtfool_dj @ijspurcell Bartender across the street from my old work was his roommate for years and never stopped talking about how great of a friend he is

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6 years

“Hey” “What?” “I just wanted to get another look at Hugh”

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4 years

I see khloe kardashian went and got herself a new skull. good for her

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4 years

@MozzarellaSticc @JackStauber He is Now and he’s deciding what to take from Then

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2 years

@ZeroSuitCamus Why’s Fred the only one who gets to be an anime character

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@Someguy0602 @cottoncandaddy I was gonna ask how often this dude is getting shot at work

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2 years

This show is a legitimate magic trick that continues to be bafflingly fantastic. I am not sure I have ever seen a prequel do things THIS well. The heart that it has is inherently heartbreaking. There was no jimmy mcgill in the Saul we saw in BB. We are losing him too

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@prasejeebus It's mocking the entire profession of acting while also being incredible acting. It not getting nominated is almost a better story in the meta sense

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8 years

You're a bottom feeder who crawled his way up through revine-for-revine, terrible collabs, and stolen memes.

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We gave all these other content creators a full year to revive the app with their "amazing" content and then Vine shuts down.

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@saggiesplinters My favorite part is when she thinks her yoga mat is offending him and kinda half takes it off

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2 years

please wait for them to reveal her name lol

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Christian mom warns against the evil of ‘Hocus Pocus 2’

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@MostCrucified ruining a goodwill employee’s shift because of a disorder I convinced myself I have from watching too many tiktok videos while in quarantine

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3 months

@punished_stu Yes but this is a fake rage bait skit

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3 years

@richard_normal I’m on my way, can you order me something called the “fuckass dick explosion ipa?” I want somehhting that tastes like wet bread and will make me full for 3-4 days

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Remember when people were complaining about 2016 being the worst year ever? Lmao

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